Chapter 36: Don't Push Me to Pretend to Be X!

As we all know, anyone who has played live broadcast knows what live broadcast room can be popular.

It's nothing more than two kinds, the first is to attract attention, such as playing games, or being a Didi car driver, and then flirting with girls and the like.

But there is another kind of fame that is big enough, for example, inviting a well-known star and giving an advertisement at will, it will immediately attract millions, or even tens of millions of onlookers, of course, there must be data fraud, but most people don't know it.

Zhang Xiaole doesn't have any skills at all, but at least he has an identity, Hongmeng God, just kidding, the super god live broadcast room is just created by the three Hongmeng gods, can his identity be placed here, can it attract people?

Every time I join the live broadcast room, I will attract a group of monks to watch, what if I open the live broadcast room?

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaole couldn't help but feel a little excited, but after watching the event in detail, there was one thing that Zhang Xiaole had to complain, that is, the anchors who participated in the competition, the income in the past three days was all summarized as system income.

Although Zhang Xiaole doesn't care, after all, the things that are rewarded are only spirit stones, and the anchor can give magic weapons to fans, but fans can't give magic weapons to anchors, they can only reward according to the property set by the official.

However, there is one point that Zhang Xiaole is a little embarrassed, that is, he respects himself as the god of Hongmeng, and opens a live broadcast room to grab the list, okay?

This is something to ponder.

Otherwise, if someone shouts a few words, do you still want to be ashamed? Hongmeng Shenkai live broadcast? Participating in the contest? Or Nima's stinky shamelessness!

Zhang Xiaole was a little embarrassed, but Zhang Xiaole thought too much and scolded Hongmeng God? Zhang Xiaole can start a live broadcast and say to everyone, I'm not targeting everyone here, I just want to say that everyone here is spicy chicken.

As long as Zhang Xiaole is willing, he can walk sideways like a crab in the entire live broadcast room, if he is not happy, he can lie down and walk, who dares to say more?

But Zhang Xiaole didn't completely integrate into his identity after all, he looked at Wang Hu with a little embarrassment, and asked slightly: "Wang Hu, the deity asks you, has Hongmeng God held a live broadcast in the live broadcast room?" ”

When Wang Hu heard this, he thought about it carefully, and immediately replied: "Once, the three supreme beings who created the live broadcast room talked about the avenue for three days, but only this time, and then for thousands of years, it has not been revealed. ”

Ah, it turns out that there are three shameless ones who have already started live broadcasting, oh, no, it was the three seniors who set a precedent.

Zhang Xiaole breathed a sigh of relief, and the little burden in his heart was gone, since Hongmeng God had opened a live broadcast, he probably didn't think anyone would gossip, right? Even if you say it, then say it, anyway, now that I lack the Heart Sutra, I see that I have sent it over, and it is simply unreasonable for Zhang Xiaole not to accept it.

But Zhang Xiaole is not in such a hurry, what if he opens the live broadcast room now? Say what?

Comrades for your hard work?

This is obviously unscientific, okay, it is estimated that a group of monks don't even know what comrade means, so come prepared.

Since the first three predecessors preached, Zhang Xiaole did not recommend preaching, the content of the sermon, Zhang Xiaole thought of the Tao Te Ching, the Tao Te Ching is written by Lao Tzu, although Zhang Xiaole does not know whether it is useful to them, but this is also the only thing that Zhang Xiaole can take out.

If you really can't do it, sing and sing to help the fun.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaole made up his mind, and then applied to open the live broadcast room, and then left the Chaoshen live broadcast room.

At the moment, what ancient tombs are not ancient tombs, what spiritual stone mines are not spiritual stone mines, these things are not important, the important thing is the Heart Sutra, the opportunity is in front of him, Zhang Xiaole has no reason not to seize it, it is a big deal to lose face, the Heart Sutra must be obtained.

Following!

Zhang Xiaole woke up early, brushed his teeth and rinsed his mouth, and after eating breakfast, Zhang Xiaole went to the school library to rent a copy of the Tao Te Ching.

When I came to the library, I found the Tao Te Ching after a while, and then ran to the front desk to register, but I didn't expect to meet an acquaintance.

To be precise, it's three acquaintances, no, to be precise, it's three acquaintances who aren't familiar.

Liu Xiaofei, Yang Dan, Chen Ning!

Why are Yang Dan and Chen Ning here, and why is Liu Xiaofei, the dignified Z colonel, in the library, but when he saw the word 'volunteer' on Liu Xiaofei's chest, Zhang Xiaole suddenly realized.

But isn't Yang Shan Chen Ning an art school student? Why are you wearing volunteer clothes? Still volunteering to be the biggest?

"Yo, I really mean that Cao Cao Cao is here, Xiao Fei, this is the fortune teller I mentioned to you, the eldest Zhang Daxian."

Yang recognized Zhang Xiaole at a glance, and immediately pulled Liu Xiaofei beside him and said.

Liu Xiaofei, with delicate facial features, especially a pair of eyes, full of spirituality, ice muscles and jade bones, as well as long hair that looks very pleasant in the past, and her demeanor has a feeling of a classical beauty, which makes people can't help but admire a beauty.

Liu Xiaofei, who was wearing a pale yellow volunteer uniform, couldn't help but raise her head and look at Zhang Xiaole after hearing Yang Dan's words, and then smiled, but didn't say anything.

"Sister Shan, what Zhang Daxian, now you have to advocate science, feudal superstition is unacceptable!"

Chen Ning's career has been dismantled, and it seems that this Nizi is very unhappy with herself.

Zhang Xiaole was a little nervous, after all, his goddess Liu Xiaofei was sitting there, but soon Zhang Xiaole calmed down, and the encounter during this time changed him, at least there were huge changes in his vision and mentality.

After regaining his composure, Zhang Xiaole greeted Yang Shan very generously: "Hello, I didn't expect it to be so fateful." ”

Yang Shan seemed to believe Zhang Xiaole very much, and didn't listen to Chen Ning's words at all, and took the initiative to say very enthusiastically: "Halo, what are you doing here?" ”

"Rent a book and read it." Zhang Xiaole smiled slightly, but usually come here not to rent books, but to read sister paper, when I was with Sun Yang in the past, if I found a beautiful sister paper, I would say, Oh, this book is quite good.

Then a group of people secretly hid and peeked to satisfy a little inner.

"What kind of books to rent? Tao Te Ching, tsk, the master is worthy of being a master, and the books he reads are all different. Yang Shan asked, and then after seeing the book in Zhang Xiaole's hand, he couldn't help but say this.

"Hehe, just look at it, nothing else, don't say that." Zhang Xiaole laughed, but Chen Ning chuckled: "Pretend." ”

Zhang Xiaole was depressed, and the atmosphere was a little stiffer, he didn't understand, where did he offend Chen Ning?

The scene was a little awkward, and the atmosphere changed subtly, Chen Ning continued to say coldly: "Master Zhang, since you are so powerful, guess what I ate today?" ”

This attitude seems to be a little bad, Zhang Xiaole can't be angry at all, he didn't want to pay attention to it, but he subconsciously couldn't help but sneer: "You ate today." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaole was stunned for a moment, not only him, but Chen Ning, Yang Dan and Liu Xiaofei were all stunned.

Just ask, a man, polite and polite, looks very good, but says to a girl, you ate today?

That's right!

But Nima's own goddess was present, and Zhang Xiaole was stunned when she said this, after all, it was too vulgar.

Sure enough, Chen Ning was furious in an instant, and stood up with a snap, looking at Zhang Xiaole fiercely.

Originally, Zhang Xiaole was a little embarrassed and embarrassed, but seeing Chen Ning's expression, Zhang Xiaole was also angry for a moment.

This Nizi is sarcastic to herself from beginning to end, does she deserve to be bullied if she is handsome?

Thinking about it carefully, Zhang Xiaole suddenly became angry! Who can't lift the table on it?

"What do you see?"

Zhang Xiaole asked.

"What are you doing?" Chen Ning is also very strong, and he has a feeling of starting a fight without saying a word.

Zhang Xiaole doesn't believe it, he is an eight-foot man, well, a seven-foot man, would he be afraid of a woman?

It's a big deal to tear his face, anyway, he has already left a bad impression on the goddess, and Zhang Xiaole doesn't mind being a little worse.

"Okay, okay, Chen Ning, you too, what are you doing for Master Zhang, Master Zhang, you are too, what do you care about with a little girl."

Yang Shan saw that the situation was not right, and immediately came over to pull the fight.

"Hmph, the guy who swaggers and cheats, he just fools people all day long, this kind of man is shameful and hateful!"

Chen Ning opened his mouth and scolded coldly.

Zhang Xiaole was really unconvinced, looked at Chen Ning and sneered: "Am I swaggering? Who did I fool? Kid you? Don't talk nonsense without evidence, and be careful that I sue you for slander. ”

"Huh." Chen Ning sneered, his eyes full of disdain and disdain.

Liu Xiaofei on the side also glanced at Zhang Xiaole more, although she didn't mean anything else, her smile was less, and it was replaced by calm.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaole couldn't bear it at all, and completely destroyed his image, but if he thought about it carefully, he couldn't beat people, but he didn't use his hands to smoke this girl, Zhang Xiaole was unconvinced!

And at this time, Liu Xiaofei suddenly shouted: "Oh no, Yang Dan, the computer system is broken." ”

As soon as he said this, Yang Shan couldn't help but look back, and then frowned and said, "It's really broken, let people fix it." ”

When a few students in line to rent books heard this, they couldn't help but complain.

"What the hell, how did the system break down?"

"Get rid of it, I want to rent a book, I'm about to hand in my homework."

"Can you do it?"

Most of the people who spoke were girls, and the boys didn't complain, and the purpose of renting books was to get close to the goddess, even if it was just a glance.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why don't you take out your student card and register your student card number and name." Liu Xiaofei and Yang Dan kept apologizing, but they also felt that there were some grievances, the system was broken, and I didn't make it?

Hearing this, a light lit up in his eyes, and then he looked at Chen Ning and said, "You scolded me for being swaggering and cheating, and I will show you a hand today." ”

After saying this, Zhang Xiaole directly stretched out his hand, snatched the registration form and pen from Liu Xiaofei's hand, and then looked at the first person with a calm expression and said: "Wu Xiuchen, male, 21 years old, 14th student, engineering student, student number 143058, renting books, on the development history of mechanical engineering. ”

With that, he finished writing the contents on the registration form.

Then he looked at the second person, and then immediately spoke: "Guo Bi, female, 20 years old, 15th student, Department of Electronic Information, student number 157844, rent books, if you still love me." ”

Zhang Xiaole just glanced at the other party, and then quickly said the other party's name, age, and even the first batch of students, as well as the student number.

For a moment, Yang Dan, Liu Xiaofei, and Chen Ning couldn't help frowning.