Chapter 82: Yoro is arrogant
"Huh?" Suddenly, Brother Lu snorted coldly. He put the Spring City Literary and Art Newspaper on the table and sneered: "I have already read the beautiful story you said. Do you find it interesting? ”
"It's kind of funny. It's about the ignorant and arrogant lord of Yelang, who actually asked the Han envoy, 'Who is the big Han with me?' ' question.
I miss the Han of a great country...... It is annexed to Korea in the east, Vietnam in the south, Lingling in the west, and Yinshan in the north...... Such a vast territory. However, Yelang Kingdom is less than a county of the Han Dynasty.
And under such circumstances, the lord of the country of Yelang dared to ask such a question...... Do you think it's funny? Ye Han explained.
Brother Lu let out a long sigh. Hold back the private anger that you want to vent in your heart, and close your eyes to recuperate.
Seeing this, Ye Han said curiously: "Brother Lu is also interested in this story, right?" Close your eyes and reflect on it in your heart, is there an ignorant lord who arrogantly asks the Han envoy's words? Ha, it's funny to think about...... Really, it's so unbelievable! ”
Brother Lu opened his eyes, resisting the urge to strangle Ye Han to death, he roared in a trembling voice: "I don't know the height of the sky, the ignorant and arrogant person is you!" Do you know? Xuande Gong is talking about you, it's you, it's you......"
"Huh? The surname is Lu, what the hell are you yelling at? Is it me? How is it me? Did he name him? Where, where? Why didn't I see it? ”
Ye Han was startled by Brother Lu's yelling, and he also yelled angrily.
Brother Lu felt helpless! What came to his mind at this time turned out to be a paragraph in Xuan Degong's art of scolding.
I can't help but fantasize that Xuan Degong was talking about it somewhere at this time, saying: "Scolding people should be subtle and subtle, and you should scold him to make him not feel that it is scolding, and only after thinking about it again will he slowly realize that this sentence is not a good word, so that his smiling face will change from white to red, from red to purple, from purple to gray, this is the best of scolding."
"Hoo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Brother Lu let out a long breath of turbidity. He said, "Xiaoye, you calm down first." There is a reason why I said that Xuande Gong said that you are a person who does not know the height of the sky. ”
Next, Brother Lu calmly explained his own understanding to Ye Han.
"Ah~~~Ah~~~Ahhh~~~Ahh
Xuan Degong scolded him severely. Even, in order to scold him, he actually went to great lengths to create an idiom, saying: "Yelang is arrogant".
Yelang is arrogant, he is talking about the lord of Yelang, and he is also talking about his cold night!
Yelang, Yelang, isn't it just the cold of the night?
Lang, the meaning of handsome guy. Yelang, handsome guy at night - night cold.
"@(2)%#......" Ye Han scolded.
The literary version of his scolding is like this.
Xuande Gong, you are really unfilial! In vain are the descendants of your ancestors.
They sleep underground, there is no air, and you don't think to change the fresh air for them......
That's it, out of humanitarianism, I decided to take pity on them and give them a fresh air...... Luoyang shovel, rope, weapon, black donkey hooves, flashlight, fire fold...... And so on, the tools are ready.
Xuande Gong, you are so cruel!
There are so many living, female, and female people in your family. None of them were moistened by the rain and dew, and you were indifferent......
That's it, I'm pretty strong! For humanitarian reasons, let me give them a taste of what rain and dew are...... The kit, the great brother and other tools are ready.
……
Ye Han scolded for a long time, but the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He actually praised Xuande Gong's story for being well written. He actually recommended it to his big brother Lu. He actually ......
"Ah~~Ah~~Ahhh~~~Ahhh
Thinking of this, Ye Han is simply crazy.
The Spring City literary newspaper on the crystal glass low table was torn and smashed by him;
The food on the low crystal glass table was thrown all over the room by him;
Before he could even vent enough, he kicked the low crystal glass table down again.
It's just that I was a little careless.
"Ouch...... Ouch...... It hurts, it hurts...... It hurts~"
Accidentally, I hurt my foot. At this time, he was holding his feet and shouting the words "it hurts, it hurts, it hurts".
Brother Lu was next to him, and he just watched Ye Han go crazy without saying a word.
It wasn't until Ye Han accidentally kicked the crystal glass low table and injured his foot that he said slowly: "Enough to vent?" If you've had enough, listen to me. ”
Ye Han didn't speak. At this time, he hated Xuande Gong to death in his heart.
If possible, he would like to eat Xuandegong's flesh and drink Xuandegong's blood,...... Even, it is even necessary to sell all the women of the Xuande family to remote mountainous areas to be pigs and sows to give birth; Go digging coal, digging coal is buried in the coal mine......
Regardless of whether Ye Han was listening to him or not, Brother Lu continued: "For now, let's finish the work with Zhao Lihua's supporters first, and then pay attention to the rest...... Don't do anything beyond what we planned. ”
Brother Lu's words, of course, Ye Han listened to them. It's just that he will never do what Brother Lu asks.
At the very least, this time he didn't want to come according to their plan. Xuande Gong, a "#?%" person, he must fight back.
However, he didn't dare to say what he thought in his heart, he said, "Road...... Brother Lu, okay, I'...... I listen to you. ”
Brother Lu looked at the messy house, and for the first time he had doubts in his heart: Am I wrong? Shouldn't I choose such a high school student as a trainee?
Brother Lu, a well-known publisher and a well-known cultural businessman. There are many signed authors under its umbrella. Ye Han is one of his signed authors.
The company has launched many bestsellers, even super bestsellers, and often attracts attention with novel ways of promotion.
……
Brother Lu wanted to leave, but suddenly stopped. He squatted down, facing the night cold, and said with concern, "It's not hurt, is it?" Is it serious? Do you want to go to the hospital for a check-up? ”
Ye Han gritted his teeth and waved his hand, and said patiently: "It's okay, it's just a small thing." Brother Trouble Lu helped me sit on the sofa and rest for a while. ”
Brother Lu put one arm on Yehan's arm and helped him sit on the sofa.
Without waiting for Ye Han to say anything, he went to find a small medical first aid kit again.
He didn't ask Ye Han where the small medical first aid kit was, and went directly to other rooms to find it.
It seems that he is really familiar with the facilities in the house of Ye Han.
After a lot of busyness, rubbing this and that, Brother Lu finally bandaged the place where the night cold hurt.
Ye Han thanked: "Thank you, Brother Lu." I, I've made trouble for you. ”
Brother Lu waved his hand and said with a smile: "No, who called you my brother." However, this time, Xuan Degong's response, you better ignore it, and finish the matter with Zhao's supporters first......"
Ye Han nodded hurriedly.
After that, the two chatted a few more words, and Brother Lu said goodbye and left.
Waiting for Brother Lu to leave, Ye Han sat on the sofa for an hour.
He seems to be performing a Sichuan opera, his face changes from white to red, from red to purple, from purple to gray...... It's constantly changing.
"Bang~"
Suddenly, he slapped the sofa vigorously and said viciously: "Xuande Gong, I and you are incompatible!"