Chapter Thirty-Six: Too Idle Will Really Cause Trouble
As Kazuya himself said, the recovery speed of his broken leg is indeed very amazing, and the doctors at Yonehua Hospital have been surprised by Kazuya's recovery ability more than once during the examination, and even Dr. Matsuda, who is in charge of Kazuya's rehabilitation, quipped: "Why don't you break your leg a few more times, and then we will be responsible for picking you up to verify whether your rapid recovery this time is accidental or your physique is really good, if it is the latter, I still hope to study you well!" ”
Of course, the consequence of saying this in front of a sister creature was that for the next three days, whenever Dr. Matsuda came to examine Kazuya, he felt a cold gaze from behind his back staring at him, but whenever he looked back to find the source of that gaze, he found nothing but a bright smile on Ayase's face, which made Matsuda think that he had fallen on his ghost.
Of course, Ayase also knew that Dr. Matsuda was just joking, and after three days of uneasy observation, she still let Matsuda go. Otherwise, under the interested observation and irresponsible estimation of Kazuya, in a few days, Matsuda will definitely have doubts about his psychology and have to seek help from a psychiatrist, after all, every time he observes a patient, the feeling of being stared at is definitely not comfortable.
Of course, Kazuya thinks that his recent recovery is also related to his good mood, and after getting the resources smuggled by Kato, his long-suppressed needs for his long-suppressed otaku hobby have finally been satisfied, of course, because it happened to be a weekend, and Ayase was basically with him in the ward during the day, so Kazuya could only secretly carry out underground activities at night. But it's better than nothing, and this change has made him very satisfied, not to mention, when the weekend is over, when Ayase prepares for school again, this shackle is completely lifted.
"Hey, it would be better if you could go out and move around and kick a few balls at this time!" People are animals that don't get satisfied easily.,In the case of the otaku's hobby being alleviated.,And other thoughts are also active.。 Of course, his idea of trying to do outdoor activities was impossible to achieve, and even if he did want to sneak out, he couldn't do anything about it because of the thick bandages and plasters that still wrapped around his feet.
However, it is important to remember that if you keep a person in a room for too long, it will be boring, especially if you keep a person in the room for too long, and if you don't relieve his stress, then it will be dangerous for him to do something immeasurable.
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For example, for Kazuya, what he is doing now is the product of too boring and psychological alienation. Watching himself easily make other people on the other side of the network laugh at the computer, even Kazuya himself felt a little scary, because, the object of his current conversation is no one else, it is the community he once recommended Kirino to join, "Otaku Collection!" ".
For Kazuya, the motivation to join the community came from Kirino's request, but he always felt that the bigger reason was the emptiness of not being able to communicate with other people for a long time, and the anxiety of not being able to play the ball and urgently venting his emotions.
Of course, the fuse is Kirino, and there is no doubt about it. Kazuya overestimated Kirino without others drumming (stabbing) and excitation (excited) next to him,Alone trying to chat with strange friends on the Internet,He originally thought,As long as he told her the name of the community,Kirino will naturally join the community,And then get to know Saori、Black Cat and others,In the end, the problem was naturally solved。
So, when she tentatively asked about Kirino's dating results, her dejected expression surprised Kazuya: "Don't tell me, you didn't even join that community, did you?" ”
"This, join but join in!" The listless Kirino replied with his head down.
"And then, did you make friends?"
"Well, if you're talking about someone who can talk, then I did have a few words with the community's custodian, Saori Bajina."
"yes, and then, I think this kind of community usually has some offline gatherings!" According to his own memory, as well as a general understanding of Kirino, Kazuya feels that as long as Kirino dares to make up his mind to participate in the upcoming offline party, then he will definitely be able to become good friends with Saori and the black cat, but, looking at Kirino's appearance, Kazuya feels that there must be something wrong in some way.
"Yes, it was last Sunday, Saori organized an offline party, and I asked me to go too."
"Well, you wouldn't have gone, would you? Are you so afraid of coming into contact with them? ”
"No, I'm a little scared, but I'll go if there's nothing to do, after all, I've checked the meeting place, and it seems like I'm at a famous maid café in Akihabara! There is nothing dangerous. Besides, even if those people were lying to me trying to catch me, they wouldn't be able to keep up with my running speed," Kirino replied with a blushing face.
"But you still didn't go, did you?"
"It's not all your fault!" Kirino glanced at Kazuya indignantly and said angrily.
"Eh, I've been in the hospital, what's in your way, and besides, I've been pushing you to go to that community, okay?" Kazuya shouted at this innocence.
However, Kirino was speechless by what he said next: "That day, I was going to go, but I was going to help Ayase work on Sunday, if I hadn't taken care of you here, she could have gone by herself, and now I can only replace it." So, it's because of you and I that I can't go! ”
"Well, if you're really not scared, but really want to go, I believe that even if you don't have to help Ayase's office, you won't be too much to blame, didn't you just find this reason?" Of course, the complaint in Kazuya's heart can't be heard by Kirino, but there is no doubt that he is indeed a catalyst for Kirino not to go to the party, so next, he just waited for the other party to make a request for him.
"So, you're going to have to take responsibility for helping me get to know the people in the community, or at the very least, make up for the fact that I missed the meeting and couldn't communicate with people, understand?" Sure enough, Kirino indignant's voice reached Kazuya's ears.
"Yes, but what do we have to do? Did you ask you to lend me your account and then I went chat with them? Kazuya proposed uneasily, but what he thought in his heart was not necessarily. If you calmly take a girl's account, and then pretend to be a girl and chat with a girl or something, this is a bit exciting.
However, Kirino still sighed to himself: "Ha, how can this be, who knows what you will say to them with my account?" What did you say and then damage my reputation, I will lose a lot, of course, you create an account and join in! ”
"Well, but I'm a boy!"
"Stupid, just create a girl's account!"
"Well, don't you need to provide real identity information to register now?"
"It's okay to register with Ayase's information, anyway, Ayase probably won't go to that kind of community, right?"
"But I'll have to speak in a girl's voice, it's really hard, okay?"
"Don't you think about the girl's tone when you think about using my account?"
"Of course not, it's obviously because the tone you usually talk to me doesn't look like a gentle girl at all, so it's not a big problem to imitate your boy's tone!"
However, in the end, I don't know why, Kazuya still agreed to Kirino's request, and as for the reason, Kazuya firmly believes that he is trying to have some fun with his boring life, rather than trying to help Kirino. Of course, what he didn't expect was that this help seemed to awaken him to some strange tendency, just like now, he used a girl's tone to talk and laugh with a group of otaku on the Internet, but he didn't feel strange at all.
And also gave himself a nickname of "Xiao and He, who don't play mahjong",That's right,In order to integrate his male name into the nickname,And it took a lot of thought.,In the end,According to this word, he still chose the stalk of a certain anime character he had seen in his previous life.,And then,Imitating Kirino's mood.,Write a letter to yourself after joining the application for communication in the search for an otaku girlfriend.,And also successfully joined the "Otaku Collection!" This made him really feel that Saori's vigilance in this regard was too low, and if he was a terrible monster, the consequences would be really unimaginable.
However, looking at the words of his chat with other people, Kazuya suddenly felt that even if he was really a weird Shu Xiao, he couldn't do anything to the otaku girls inside now, because, it seemed that he had really become a group with them.
[Hai-chan loves to draw]: "So, Xiao Hehe joined this community for the sake of Xiao Tongtong, right? ”
[Kowawa, who doesn't play mahjong]: "Although the initial idea was like this, now I think it's fun to be able to communicate with everyone!" ”
[Xiao Tongtong]: "Now that you are familiar with other people, of course you can say so!" ”
[Saori Bajina]: "So when Kowa and the clan first joined our community, they said that they wanted to join because they couldn't find friends, this sentence can't stand up to careful consideration, right? ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "This isn't it.,It's also because in addition to Xiao Tongtong.,I really can't find other otaku girlfriends.,There's really a meaning to communicate with everyone.,Helping her is only part of the reason.,Besides,What she said when she wanted to join this community should be the same as me?" ”
[Saori Bajina]: "That's not the case, Kowa Kazushi has some misunderstandings! The reason for applying at the time was that he wanted to beat a senior who played the game better than himself, so he wanted to come here for guidance. I was really surprised by this reason, and I laughed in front of the computer for a while! ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "This, she actually said this matter directly!" I thought that according to her character, this kind of thing would definitely not be said so violently and easily! ”
[Xiao Tongtong]: "How can I say it, besides, I'm fine now, I don't need your help!" ”
[Black Cat]: "Those who can't generously admit their incompetence can't win the favor of the god of fate!" Oh hehe! ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "However, in this situation, I talked to everyone very well, but I left Xiao Tongtong in the cold, I really don't know what to do, I'm embarrassed to see her recently!" ”
[Xiao Tongtong]: "It's like I really want to talk to you, give me as far as I can!" ”
[Hai Jiang loves to draw]: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone is very happy to chat with Xiaohe now, what Xiao Tongtong just said is also a happy performance!" ”
[Xiao Tongtong]: "No road race! ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "Why do you even have to be tsundere on the Internet, but you've been very busy lately, and I haven't seen you much!" ”
[Xiao Tongtong]: "The disabled patient is lonely? Miss Ben doesn't have time! ”
[Saori Bajina]: "However, can I take the liberty of asking, what is the relationship between Kowa and the Kokiri, if it is inconvenient, you don't have to answer, you can understand it below." ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "This, we are classmates!" ”
[Hai-chan loves to draw]: "Can't you see your classmates too?" ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "No, I said, Xiao Tongtong just said, I'm a disabled patient now, I recently broke a bone and was hospitalized, so I didn't go to school, and last time Xiao Tongtong didn't go to the offline party because I came to take care of me, I really feel very right about her!" ”
Saori Bajina: "We were surprised that Kowa Kazushi was online at all times, and in this way, I have an understanding of the length of time Kowa Kazushi is online. ”
[Black Cat]: "I see, it turns out that I am not the controller of time, yes, how can a person who can travel through time wantonly hide from my fallen angel black cat's sight!" ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "I think I want to be a bad girl who doesn't do my job!" ”
[Saori Bajina]: "However, since Kowa and the clan have had a lot of time lately, why don't they serve as the deputy manager of the community for the time being?" ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "This is not good, I have only joined the community for a week!" ”
[Hai Jiang loves to draw]: "It's okay, Xiaohe is very good with people, talking to everyone for Xiao Tongtong, it seems that he is also a very responsible person!" ”
[Black Cat]: "It's an honor to let you control the black cat temporarily!" Or do you not have the confidence to control the black cat of the fallen angel? Mortals still can't understand it! ”
Saori Bajina: "Don't worry, the rest of the community is middle school students, and we can't spend a lot of time chatting, as long as it's roughly managed, if Kowa and he go back to school, just let me know." ”
[Xiao Hehe, who doesn't play mahjong]: "That, okay, in short, thank you seniors for your support and care." ”
Looking at his inexplicable chat and inexplicably taking over the position of deputy administrator, Kazuya suddenly felt that he was going farther and farther on a strange road of no return, and he couldn't extricate himself.
At this time, I suddenly remembered Kirino on the other side of the screen who looked at her like a fish in water in the community but couldn't know her mood, and the strange feeling in Kazuya's heart was even more serious. Of course, when he closes the computer and sees Ayase pushing a wheelchair into his hospital room, the guilt of cheating on Ayase in order to satisfy his desires is even more intense.
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It seems that there is really no record of Kirino and their chats in the community to be used as a reference.,It seems to be Saori.、Black Cat and Kirino have more conversations between the three people.,Of course, it's also possible that I'm not impressed enough.,So the tone of voice roughly refers to the usual conversation.,Saori's kind of lady-like tone really can't be written.,Deliberately pay attention to the wording.,It's estimated that it's still not good.,Let's just take a look.。 Joining the community as a woman, well, I've already seen the ending of Kazuya, so excited! And,The other person, you should be able to see who it is.,Calculate the time.,She's about to come out.,In the original book, I'm still hesitant to dismantle it.。