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Yang An smiled and said: ""Follow Bell to Adventure" has proven that letting the guests drill wood for two hours to make fire, and the camera gives him five minutes, the reputation of this link is extremely bad, very few people like to watch this scene, there are lighters everywhere in real life!" ”

Fourth, fishing and hunting.

Yang An smiled again: "This is also the rest of my jungle adventure to play......"

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was killed one by one, Zhang Guoli's face was black!

Yang An didn't deliberately refute Zhang Guoli's face, but now is different from the past, if his thinking is not active and his brain is not big, the show will soon be disliked by the audience.

You must know that the audience has long been fed by Yang An's many excellent variety shows, according to Zhang Guoli, let's go back to the prehistoric era, a group of people live a life of wool and blood, wearing animal skin clothes, eating raw meat, and looking for fruits, is it interesting? Is it good-looking? The first shot of the good start makes people not interested, and this show still wants to carry the banner of promoting traditional culture? Don't be funny, wash and sleep!

Also, the abuse of stars is not so abusive, it can't be said that there is endless and bottomless abuse, for example, find a star with a big temper, let him catch a snake, he doesn't dare to catch it, let him eat raw meat and refuse to eat it, and he refuses to do some slave manual work punishment, and when he is filming, he is angry, which affects everyone's mood, and he also turns his face with the director team, making sure that the audience really loves to watch this? Don't the audience feel awkward to see this?

What is Yang An's most hated shot? A certain star was dissatisfied with the producer's arrangement, stalked his neck and the director with a wave of hard steel, refused, disagreed, and did not cooperate, and some TV programs loved to release the scenes of the stalemate between the star and the director, and finally released the scene of the star yielding, he felt very unhappy after watching it.

In the past, when I was filming "Metamorphosis", there was a problem with a teenager who hit the director's assistant, but it was a minor with unhealthy physical and mental development, which is understandable.

In his current show, as long as a star dares to appear in this situation, all the relevant pictures are cut, and in all the time in the future, whether it is following VJ or big scene shots, basically no star will be shot.

If you can't afford to play, don't play, this is the purpose of all Yang An's variety shows!

Seeing that all his eight points on the whiteboard were crossed out by Yang An with a black pen, and Yang An was still standing there watching him without speaking, Zhang Guoli must have felt uncomfortable.

He opened the notebook he brought, and more than a dozen pages were densely packed with words, all of which were his thoughts on this show, all of which were his hard work, but he was directly killed by Yang An!

He was a little unconvinced: "Then you say, what do the audience like to watch?" ”

Yang An smiled and looked around: "Come, audience, tell me what you want to see!" ”

The conference room was instantly active, and these screenwriters came prepared, and the first one in Firefox said with a smile: "It's not that animal skins can't be worn, but you must show more skin, and then the female guests must find someone with a good figure, a joke, a humor, and a strong sense of artistry." ”

Ahem......

Zhang Guoli almost didn't choke himself to death, looked at the other party in disbelief, looked at Yang An again, and found that Yang An smiled and nodded, and actually agreed!

Zhuang Yiran laughed: "I like to see the comparison between before and after the crossing, for example, before the crossing, the chat is with a mobile phone, and any corner of the earth can be connected instantly." But after the crossing, the communication basically relied on roaring, and the voice was hoarse, and the communication may not be smooth. In addition, the carrier pigeon is a must-see, and there is also the fast horse that is expedited for 800 miles, which I have admired for a long time, but I have never seen before, and I especially want to see this. ”

Yang An continued to nod and added, "There is also saltpeter to cool down and replace our air conditioner." ”

Zhuang Yiran was interested: "There is also the comparison between riding a horse and riding a car, I am particularly envious of the sergeant who charges on horseback!" ”

Yang An said: "It's better to ride a horse than to ride a sedan chair!" ”

The excitement of what the two said, Zhang Guoli actually understood, this is to strongly strengthen the impression of "crossing", how comfortable it is to live in modern times, to travel to ancient times, there is nothing, and it is difficult to do anything, so as to make the audience more impressed and cherish the convenience brought by modern industrial culture.

Qian Chen spoke: "Personally, I prefer an interesting story, a group of people who travel back, what can they do?" I like the book "Five Hundred Wastes in Lingao", a group of 500 people went back to the Ming Dynasty to do a major event to dominate the world, which is very refreshing to watch. Of course, we can't arrange to dominate the world, but the guests finally traveled back, and if they don't complete any tasks, they won't end well! ”

Yang An nodded and said to Zhang Guoli: "A clear story line is very necessary in variety shows, running man and dad are like this wherever they go, where to go in this issue, what to do, which people are in a group and how to divide labor, from beginning to end, the audience knows what the theme is, so that it won't look cluttered." If you travel to a primitive society, I think primitive people really don't have any stories to tell other than eating and sleeping, which will make the audience feel like headless flies, very blindly taking one step at a time. ”

Guo Lei said: "I like to watch the relaxed crossing, the relaxed and happy style is the best, and don't have too abusive shots, whether it is abusing celebrities or abusing NPCs, I will feel uncomfortable." ”

The only girl, Qingfei Yanjiao, said with a smile: "I like to watch male and female celebrity cp the most, if you can bring a little dirt, it will be even better~~"

Except for Zhang Guoli, all the men present laughed.

Zhang Guoli thinks that he is really old, and he wants to do a history show according to these screenwriters, he is a little afraid to watch that style of painting!

Completely overturning everything about himself, and accepting new affairs immediately, Yang An knew that Zhang Guoli might not be able to accept it for a while.

He said: "Teacher Zhang, I guess your plan is like this, first wear back to the prehistoric civilization, then go to the "Fengshen List" or the era of the Yin Shang Zhou, and then go to the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, see the four princes of the Warring States, and experience the Qin army's conquest of the world, and then the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, according to the chronological order, one by one, wear through our five thousand years, right?" ”

Zhang Guoli snorted: "My original plan is indeed like this, but listening to what you just said, I think this plan can be completely overturned." Where do you plan to go for your first episode? Tang and Song dynasties, or Ming and Qing dynasties? ”

"The first episode is to be lively, how can you attract the audience if it is not lively?"

Yang An smiled and motioned to Zhang Guoli to open the plan in front of him: "Look at the fourth page." ”

Zhang Guoli flipped to it, looked at it at a glance, and was taken aback: "You got the authorization?" ”

Yang An nodded and sighed: "Fortunately, I finally got it!" Therefore, our first crossing destination is this martial arts world! ”

Zhang Guoli was dumbfounded, he felt that Yang An's courage was too big, and he was starting to have a headache now, after going back, how could he tell the history professor of Peking University and the researcher of the Academy of Social Sciences about it, so that they could perfect various details and props in real history in a fictional martial arts world?

……

Zhang Guoli returned to Zhongjing with a full harvest, and he admitted that he was brainwashed by Yang An.

When he got home, Deng Jie handed him a glass of warm water, helped pack his suitcase, took out a change of clothes, and asked casually, "How is the situation?" Has the script been set? ”

Zhang Guoli lay on the sofa, stretched his arms comfortably, and sighed: "I can be regarded as a young man who has seen what a new school of thought is, and there is really no one else who makes a variety show like this, he is really hard enough, and he is surprisingly bold!" ”

Deng Jie helped press Zhang Guoli's shoulder and laughed: "Yo, it sounds like you Director Zhang Guoli still have a day to convince people?" ”

Zhang Guoli took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "Serve, of course." I don't need to worry about the script, but the casting is mine, and guess who it is! ”

Deng Jie was also interested: "The biggest feature of Yang An's variety show is that there are many handsome guys and beauties, and the second is that there are many comedians, I guess there must be himself!" ”

"He's counted as one, he's one of 5+1, that is, a special guest, and only participates in the first theme."

"There are also 5 regular guests, right?" The massage in Deng Jie's hand stopped, and he looked at the cushion pattern on the sofa and thought for a while: "Does Shabei have it?" ”

"No Shabei, don't forget, this is the work of Dongfang Ruixing Company, how can it be possible to move all the people in Yang An's hands over?"

"That's right!"

Deng Jie said: "Comedian...... Following? No, no, no, he's too old, he's 60. Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao, both of them are Yang An's royal clowns, definitely not. That's right, Shen Teng! ”

Zhang Guoli smiled and raised his mobile phone to show her: "The first thing I thought of was him, you see, the text message has been replied." Mr. Guoli, I am very emotional about your variety show...... Look, this typos! ”

Seeing this text message, Deng Jie covered her mouth, she was about to go crazy with laughter, and guessed for a long time: "Wu Yifan? Little fresh meat, so many young fans. ”

Zhang Guoli said: "He is not in consideration, for this kind of young idol, it is best not to touch our show, we are crossing, what is crossing?" Go to ancient times to endure hardships! I have to find those unknown actors, the second and third lines are the best, Yang An's original words are, give them a chance, they can work hard! ”

Deng Jie nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, but if it's the second and third lines, I can't guess it, there are too many people." Yang An: Does he have a specific personality? ”

Zhang Guoli said: "Yes, among the fixed guests, if the funny person is a man and a woman, the well-behaved girl needs one, the unassertive male gas bag needs one, the panacea one, Shen Teng is the panacea, and the other four have not been decided." ”

Deng Jie suddenly remembered and chuckled: "I know who to choose, it depends on whether you dare to find him!" ”

Zhang Guoli also laughed, the two have been married for many years and have cooperated for many years, so when they say this, they all understand, and they say in unison: "Wang Baoqiang!" ”

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ps: The reward of the hall master "Harry Potter yy" in this chapter is added, thank you! Phew~~ The debt is finally paid off. Recently, the subscription has gone crazy, I know it's because of the "Let's Cross" program, and there are also reasons why I'm too tired from reading, but I don't want to take this show in one go because of the subscription, so it's not pleasing to both ends. Therefore, I will continue to write and strive to leave no regrets. (To be continued.) )