Chapter 0412 - Do you buy insurance for jumping off a building?

I'm plugging!

The corners of Lin Feng's mouth twitched. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

it!

I, Chen Erbao, am also drunk!

kindly persuaded people to come down, but I really didn't expect that not only did they not appreciate it, but they also came to such a sentence.

Looking up at this woman again, Lin Feng instantly felt that you were ruthless...... Uh, what a fucking piss sex!

"Beauty, please stop wearing a skirt the next time you jump off the building? In this winter, don't you feel panicked by the cold wind? What's more, I don't even wear an anti-light artifact? ”

"Ahh

When the beautiful woman heard this, she hurriedly covered her skirt and took two steps back. It's finally a little farther away from the danger zone.

And when Lin Feng finished saying this......

Brush!

Brush Brush Brush!

Brush Brush Brush Brush!

He instantly became the center of attention.

"Dude, you're awesome!"

"We persuaded her for so long, she didn't move, I really didn't expect your words, she took two steps back, awesome!"

However, from the eyes of some people around him, it is not difficult for Lin Feng to see that some people must be thinking, where did this dirt bun come from? Is there such a persuasion? No matter how you look at it, you look like a pervert!

But!

None of this is the point!

The point is that Lin Feng knows very well in his heart:

Dude, no, in, care!

Even if they scold the sky in their hearts, it is Chen Erbao who scolds!

Hahahaha......

At this moment, Lin Feng suddenly felt, who is this? Why are you so cheap!

Throat! Straight to the point.

I don't know if the woman wanted to open it, but after covering the hem of her skirt well, she walked up in two steps and stood on the very edge.

"Don't persuade me! I know that I will never have the opportunity to enter Lin Feng's company in my life, so I might as well die! ”

What?

After hearing this, Lin Feng's face twitched a few times, this woman's words are very interesting!

it!

I just scolded Lao Tzu for being a dirt bun in the last second, and you still want to enter Lao Tzu's company?

Lin Feng suddenly felt, well, this idea is good, the little woman has ambition.

"Beauty, don't think about entering Lin Feng's company, anyway, you said just now, if you're like me, you might as well die, so I think it's necessary for me to die, otherwise let's form a group, right? Maybe when you get to the king of Hades, when you cross the Nai He Bridge, you can still get a 20% discount on the bridge toll, don't you say? ”

"Huh?"

"Holy!"

"Did this dirt bun just be stimulated by the woman's scolding?"

"Dude, are you telling the truth?"

"Brother, don't you think about it!"

"I said brother, you can't pass the interview for this singing competition, you still have a lot of other ways to go."

"Yes, you can think about your family and children!"

"......" Lin Feng was speechless for a while.

Damn, they all say it's dirt buns, where did the child come from?

It's so difficult to get married these days, dress like this, and it is estimated that you will go to the lonely home to raise a child, and the dean of the family will have to consider whether she can support it.

But!

Don't say it, Lin Feng's words worked on that woman again!

Moreover, this time it was definitely a positive effect, and the woman didn't want to die.

Don't believe what she said:

"Tu Baozi, get out of here! Whoever wants to die with you, if you want to die, just find a car on the road! ”

“……”

Lin Feng only felt that he was covered in injuries, and this was 10,000 critical damage!

Can you still be a good person?

Looking down at his outfit, Lin Feng instantly felt that what this girl said seemed to make some sense?

is dressed like this, and it is really not suitable to die with a beautiful woman. In case you get to Hades, phew! What are you thinking?

Count you ruthless!

Lin Feng raised his eyes and looked at the hem of the woman's skirt again, uh, no...... Raised his eyes and looked at the more than 100 reputation points he had just earned in the achievement system.

Fight!

Striding outside, there is a momentum that will hit a big truck if you don't agree with each other!

"Big brother, are you really going to crash?"

"Eh, I said brother, you can't think about it, although you look a little ugly and wear a little low, but isn't life still very long, maybe when you are seventy years old, it will be time to run?"

"Poof......

Lin Feng's brows were furrowed.

The heart said, big brother, don't persuade people if you can't persuade people, okay?

Listen to what these are all about!

Ugly, low-dressed, life is very long, seventy years old to run!

Damn, Lin Feng felt that if he was really a person who wanted to crash the car, he would go to the crash with him without saying a word.

For a moment, Lin Feng felt that the beauty above had been unwilling to give up jumping off the building, most of it was due to this big brother, right?

"Huh! Huh! ”

Lin Feng struggled a few times, but he still hadn't broken away.

At this time, Lin Feng felt that there was still some warmth in his life!

"Big brother, you really want to die, do you? That woman said that sentence to many people just now, and you can't think of it because of one sentence, is your psychological tolerance too poor? ”

Say!

"I'd like to find a public toilet to pee?"

Lin Feng went straight away, can this Nima still have a good chat?

"Sa...... Oh pee! ”

"Well, go ahead with the big brother. Beware of slippery roads in the toilet. ”

“…… I thank you family! Lin Feng was very excited, these are all good people!

it.

Turned around and walked to a public toilet not far from the front of the building, entered a small room, and saw that there was no one, Lin Feng used his mask to transform again, and then took out his suit and tie and briefcase from inside. Transform yourself into an insurance seller!

Looking at the shiny leather shoes under his feet, and then looking at the handsome face that wanted to die at this time, especially the pair of cheap eyes under the partial head of the four or six, Lin Feng really wanted to cry to death!

Damn, can't you just become a more handsome person?

In the insurance industry, is it good to be good-looking?

"Click"

Lin Feng walked out of the public toilet with brisk steps.

This image, although not as handsome as his original face, Lin Feng feels that this is much more handsome than the guy named "Chen Erbao"!

No, as soon as he walked in front of the crowd, many people noticed him.

"Holy! At this juncture, there is actually a person who sells insurance, which is interesting! ”

……

Lin Feng directly ignored this sentence.

Sure enough, the woman was still saying something that was not true.

"I, Yang Fengjiao, am going to pass away today, please tell Lin Feng that I have died for him in my life......"

"Poof...... Ahem! "Lin Feng almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, what does Nima care about me!

But let's get down to business first!

Lin Feng squeezed to the front of the crowd in three or two steps.

Raised the briefcase in his hand: "Beauty, I think there is a very serious thing to tell you, did you buy insurance before you died?" You can choose your family or spouse, or even your children! Sign now, get the compensation immediately, and make a sum of money before you die, how cost-effective? Would you like one? ”

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May 19 at 22:46:20

(To be continued.) )