My name is Richard, and I am a young man from ZJ who studied at the first and second universities in the imperial capital.

At this time, I was sitting at the corner of the stairs on the third and fourth floors of the dormitory building with my roommate Chu Cheng, and I watched Chu Cheng doing a big thing that he had wanted to do for twenty years but didn't dare to do - smoking.

First of all, I would like to introduce my roommate Chu Cheng, a native of the imperial capital. One meter seventy-one African complexion. Except for a standard Mandarin and the occasional Beijing film, there is no trace of the characteristics of the imperial capital. I often joke that he is the illegitimate son of a certain chief in Africa.

Watching Chu Cheng put the cigarette in his hand into his mouth, and after taking a sharp puff, the red dot quickly retreated to the middle of the cigarette, I quickly snatched the cigarette away in distress, "If you have it, don't smoke if you can't smoke it." I've never seen a mouthful of half a cigarette, what kind of cigarette are you, it's clearly a waste. ”

I glanced at the cigarette holder and felt more and more distressed.

"Brother, this is the same as the world, two hundred and one packs. It's five dollars for you, you can do it. ”

Chu Cheng coughed as he threw me the whole pack of cigarettes, "Don't talk nonsense." If you hadn't said that it would be better to smoke two bites, I would have bought this thing after my brain was pumped. ”

"That's because you don't know how to enjoy it!"

I cursed as I took a puff of the cigarette in my hand. The moment the smoke entered my lungs, I cursed in my heart, this eight-yuan piece is not as comfortable as the eight-yuan pack of red double happiness that I usually smoke.

In line with the principle that a smoker who wastes a cigarette is not a good smoker, I finished smoking what was snatched from Chu Cheng's mouth and the world, so I threw the cigarette butt, looked at Chu Cheng and asked, "You really don't plan to go to Dali?" ”

Chu Cheng glanced at me, "Don't go." ”

I spat on the gap in the tiles, "Do you have a little bit of talent, Dali, the rumored capital of one-night love." Don't you want to see it? ”

Chu Cheng glanced at me, "One night in the city of love, that Xu Zheng's bald head said." If you want to get out of school, just take Metro Line 2 to Gongti, and don't drag me to Dali. ”

I rolled my eyes, "Do you know what to do?" If it weren't for the fear that you would stay here any longer and put yourself in prison, I wouldn't bother to care about you. I can tell you that it will take fifteen years to kill two people. ”

Chu Cheng glanced at me, his eyes cold.

I kept my mouth shut, as the only roommate who witnessed him dumped by his girlfriend, I knew he was feeling bad right now.

The sophomore talked about the sophomore girlfriend who suddenly gave herself a green hat, which was a blow to Chu Cheng, a simple African, ah no, the young man of the imperial capital, no less than the end of the world.

I handed over a cigarette, feeling unhappy that my good intentions had been let down, "If Lao Tzu has a car like Xu Zheng, he will directly knock you out and throw the trunk of the car away." The first thing is to pull you to Tianmen Mountain and let you play Avatar. ”

Chu Cheng didn't take the cigarette, but buried his head between his knees and stared at the gap in the tiles, or maybe at my spit. It took a long time before a sentence came out, "When will you go?" ”

"Just waiting for your words!"

I patted Chu Cheng's shoulder excitedly, took out my mobile phone and said while getting on Ctrip: "The emperor doesn't have a direct ticket to Dali, and the ticket is not expensive in the off-season these days, so I book a ticket for tomorrow and we will take a plane to go directly." If you can't keep it, you will meet a Kang Xiaoyu again in Dali. ”

At 6:46 the next morning, Chu Cheng and I boarded the plane six minutes late.

During the time I was on the plane, I would like to introduce myself, as I have already said at the beginning, my name is Richard, and I am a young man from ZJ who studied at the first and second universities in the imperial capital. (I definitely didn't make up the word count, hey!) Because I stayed in the imperial capital for a year and I had a dream of learning Beijing films since I was a child, my accent has a bit of Beijing flavor but it is not authentic.

Don't ask me why I have such a dream of learning Beijing films, I won't tell you because I think Beijing films are very scolding.

I don't usually have any hobbies.,I'm a little paranoid.。 For example, when playing games, you only play God of War, you only go to the pit on the third floor of the dormitory building, you only watch Miyazaki, Pixar, Disney for anime, and you only watch movies with a score higher than seven on Doubai.com.

That's probably the case for me, doing nothing every day in a second school where relatives and friends have never heard of the name in my hometown (my grandmother thinks that there are only two schools in the imperial capital, one Mizuki and one imperial university), until now I get on the plane to Dali.

As soon as I got off the plane, I saw the girl holding the sign of the seaside inn aloft. I raised my hand and turned my head to look at Chu Cheng, for fear that this guy who had never been out of the imperial capital would be lost.

Chu Cheng showed a very good image of a little white who had never traveled far away, he grabbed me and asked in a low voice: "Why have I never heard of this seaside inn?" Is it reliable? “

I looked at this black guy speechlessly, "Big brother, what have you heard?" Sycamore Inn? Did you know that the reservation for that thing has been in place for half a year? Do you know how many people take pictures in front of that wall every day? ”

Chu Cheng, who was choked by me and couldn't speak, suddenly showed another trait as an old imperial capital at this time - to be strong and not admit defeat. He glared at me and said angrily, "Then you won't look for some express hotels like Home Hanting?" Aren't you afraid of being cheated? ”

"Come on, haven't you already summed it up on the plane, and the two of us will add up to three thousand dollars and pick up a piece of five. Do you think your dad is the coal boss when he looks black? Taking a step back, if you go to Hanting and can find a girl of this quality, Uncle Police will have to come to you in five minutes. ”

As I spoke, I pointed to the girl holding the sign of the seaside inn.

The girl is full of literary and green atmosphere in a long skirt, and she looks a little like the very popular school girl milk tea sister of Imperial Capital University. The ankles exposed on the canvas shoes under the long skirt were so white that they were in the frost and snow.

I glanced at Chu Cheng, whose resentment had been dissipated for the most part, and sighed helplessly, the hero is still sad about the beauty pass, not to mention a guy whose girlfriend has been talking for four years and has not broken down.

The girl probably saw me waving at her, and greeted her with a smile, "Hello, I'm from the Seaside Inn, and my name is Turin." The two of you are Richard and Chu Cheng. ”

I took out my ID card, and my index and middle fingers cleverly covered the photo to show it to Turin. Chu Cheng on the side was holding his mobile phone and sliding and sliding, not knowing what he was looking at.

No wonder this guy can't get a girl!

Turin smiled and said, "Welcome to Dali." Welcome to choose our seaside inn, our seaside inn is located near the prototype of the Wutong Inn on the movie Xinhua Road, about 10 minutes' walk from the Erhai Cruise Terminal, 10 minutes' drive from the ancient city and Cangshan Cableway, and about 30 minutes' drive from the airport and railway station. It is about 20 minutes' drive from the three towers of Chongsheng Temple, Butterfly Spring and Xizhou Ancient Town, and the transportation is very convenient. ”

Chu Cheng suddenly spoke, "The prototype of the Wutong Inn, isn't it the Yundu Inn?" ”

Are you stupid?

I glared at Chu Cheng fiercely.

The expression on the Turin girl's face instantly stiffened a lot, and after a while, she smiled reluctantly: "Yundu Inn is just one of the prototypes of the Wutong Inn, and some shots were also taken in the Freedom View Inn. Two guests, please come with me, our car is outside. ”

With that, the girl turned around and gave us a ponytail and walked out of the airport without hesitation.

"Well, the girl is angry." I patted Chu Cheng on the shoulder helplessly, "You, I don't think it's strange that you sue me after twenty years and you still beat a bachelor." ”

Chu Cheng defended: "I just want to check if the prototype of the Wutong Inn is really full." ”

I had just taken three steps out and turned around, "Eh, do you know how pigs die?" ”