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Looks like I'm still going to have to go to the stall! So there was a brilliant record of me reversing the mustache and fighting Uncle Bi bravely. But the reappearance of jasmine still had a great impact on me. It turns out that she is Uncle Bi's granddaughter, uh, isn't it a bit of a advantage for me to call her so? Shouldn't I also call Grandpa Bi? Forget it, let's call Old Man Bi.

Anyway, I won't go to that chess stall again, so I decided to retreat and practice at home.

For this purpose, I have also designated a special cultivation plan. It reads as follows:

Program Name: A Generation of Chess Masters Retreat and Cultivation Program

Startup time: Started at the same time

Cultivation content: intensive study of popular chess books - "Introduction to Chess"

Reason for cultivation: Although the book has been turned into tatters by me (uh, basically following my book, even if you don't flip it or read it, it is all in tatters), but its content is basically wet with water, and I don't know why it is. A good example is when playing chess with others, the killing moves that should have come out are still not out, and when I read the book, I looked at a very simple must-win chess, and I couldn't get it down even if I tried my best, even if I was lucky, as for how to win, I can't say why.

Cultivation goal: Become an earth-shattering ghost god, wave your hand and the grandmaster will disappear, and the champion disciples will be all over the world, there will be no ancients before and no one after you, and there will be few in the sky and no one in the earth...... A generation of chess masters.

To this end, I also specially prepared a box of Master Kong instant noodles, a box of farmhouse fragrant millet pancakes, a box of Shun Xiangzhai sausages, a box of hillbilly braised eggs, and a box of Shuanghui ham...... and other strategic materials. Seeing me moving boxes of things up, the hostess downstairs couldn't hold her breath, and barely pulled out a few smiles and asked:

"There's a big sale in that supermarket?"

"Nope." I carried my things up to the sixth floor, and I was finally home, so I hurried back with the simplest words.

"That's why the price of these things is going to go up?"

"Maybe." I said perfunctorily.

As a result, they made three boxes of each the next day, and said to the man one by one:

"It's good to have a computer, you know what is going to go up, let's buy one in a few days, it's good to ...... this time"

On the first day of the retreat, I got up early and had breakfast, and the introduction to chess officially began. Directly to the basic killing method, I have already seen the rules and names of the previous moves. I have also summarized the first chapter for you. The seven seeds are divided into two categories, the car artillery will be a class, and the horses will be a class, if there is a message in the post area that you don't know or don't understand, I'll make up for you another day.

The first move of the basic killing method - the white-faced killing method, also known as the opposite laughing killing method. The rule of use is that Shuai and will not be able to meet directly in the same straight line. Of course, this straight line refers to the vertical line, the chance of meeting on the horizontal line, than if you picked up a lottery ticket from the ground, it happens to be the lottery tonight, and the probability of being the first prize is smaller, although this is infinitely close to zero, but that is zero. Because if you want to be handsome on the same horizontal line, let's not talk about the problem of not meeting directly, then there must be one who can cross the river, can the handsome general cross the river?

I'm so aggrieved when I see this. On a certain day, I went to my classmate's rented place to play with him. Seeing his landlord's children playing chess with a group of his friends in the yard, I saw that after he cleared the customs, he blew himself as Zhisai Kong Ming and covered Xiang Yu's appearance, I suspect that if I don't interrupt him again, he will fly like a jet and go straight to outer space. When the police come to investigate, the stranger is just me, I just can't tell the whole mouth, don't mention the witnesses of that group of friends, I have to say that I intimidated the witnesses, the crime is added to the first, and the brothers will not be able to see what I write behind me.

For the sake of the child's life and my own good future (well, maybe the order should be reversed), I couldn't help but play a game with him. As a result, a current version of the Battle of Guandu was staged. And I became the indecisive Yuan Shao, and this kid became Cao Cao, who became famous in the first war, not to mention Cao Cao, he is even more powerful than Cao Cao, Cao Cao will still have soldiers, but he is the commander of the light pole and won me. Specifically, after I shaved his head, I thought that he would be teary-eyed, bow down to his subordinates, or surrender to his son to recognize his father. He gave me this sentence:

"Looks like I'm going to have to use the last trick!" How fresh, it's as if the weak woman who was forcibly stripped naked and thrown on the bed by me can calmly say that I still have one last trick.

Then I won't checkmate you first, the old routine, march into the army to kill you. When I was in the middle of the army, this kid shouted, I won, I choked enough, this is simply a chess game with killing and no killing, how did you win? I took a closer look, and it turned out that this kid took advantage of my inattention, put the general in the middle lane, and met with my handsome. And I'm still pinning my hopes on the decapitation of my special forces there. So as a result, he ate my handsome by going 5 into 9.

I can't understand my grievances, I can't understand the trick of lying on my salary, I am wronged, Dou E who is flying snow in June has to cry when she sees it. Who the hell said that generals can't cross the river?

Seeing this, I finally got my grievances, the generals can't meet in a straight line, if you can't hold back and have to meet, you have already lost. The referees or the online game system in this game are very poisonous, and if you don't see the signs right, you will be awarded a loss immediately. is more ruthless than the Queen Mother's treatment of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, how can people say that they can see each other once a year (one year is a very suitable time, even if they had a child last time, they have recovered well this time), you can not see each other in this life (maybe you will be able to meet in the next life after the chess rules are changed), and finally we saw it by mistake by the two chess blinds, and there was a cannibalism, what a poignant story, I dare not write more about the poignant, I am afraid of causing a world-class flood.

The kid who won my landlord's house, you lost that game of chess, you know? Quickly admit in the book review section that you lost that game. Or I'm going to curse you for sneezing every day, or if you're glaring at someone, or you're staring at some island action movie with glowing eyes, your light bulbs won't be in good hands.

After a period of cranky thinking, after retribution, I continued to read the second sentence, and finally finished reading the first trick before lunch. The white-faced checkmate is generally handsome in the middle of the road, except for the rib car will be killed; There are also rib cannons and horn priests' rib road generals; There is also a general who will have a taxi in front of him. It's a bit wonderful that the generals are all in the ribs, with red cannons in the middle, and the red robe enters the black general who forces the bottom line, and then enters the bottom car general. This is more practical, you don't have to wait until you strip off other people's pants, as long as the timing is right, you can do it at any time, but why does it feel so like eating fast food?

Then have lunch and take a nap until dark. When I got up, I had dinner, watched a game, and went to sleep, not to mention how much I learned in a day, the key is to experience. The highest level of white-faced checkmate is to break the double soldier with a single gun, is there a way to do this? The book review area replied that the first one has 10 points of experience, the second one has 5 points of experience, and the latter one only has an encouragement award......

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