Looking at the two big snakes in front of her, Mi Li'er was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Good fellow, there is such a big snake in this world! She was a real eye-opener.

The two big snakes held their heads high proudly and said with disdain: "Little girl, what do you want to discuss with us!" ”

Mi Li'er's neck was sore, and she said helplessly: "Can you become humanoid?" It's so uncomfortable to chat like this! ”

After showing off their mighty appearance, the two big snakes finally turned into human appearances.

Mi Li'er looked at the two people standing in front of her, and arched her hand politely: "I'm polite, two sons." ”

Mi Li'er originally thought that the human form of these two snakes would grow very handsome, but now it seems that the appearance is too ordinary.

The man in black is very strong and has ordinary facial features. The one in white is a little more slender, and it looks like a dot. But they don't look as handsome.

"I said you're a little girl, are you blind?" The strong man dressed in black got angry and said loudly: "I am so handsome and chic, you can see that I am a son, my wife is like a flower and jade, beautiful as a fairy, how can you tell that he is a man!" ”

It's really embarrassing to recognize the wrong person, Mi Li'er stood there and didn't know how to play the round.

Liu Shounuo was a straightforward person, and he said puzzledly: "You two are obviously men!" Are we all blind? ”

The woman in white who looked like a man said to the man in black beside her with an aggrieved face: "They are just jealous of my beauty, Brother Hei, I will say that these human beings are the most hateful, and they always covet my beauty." She stretched out her thick fingers, pointed at Mu Fanchen and said, "What if he snatches me from you!" I don't like that little white face! ”

Mi Li'er and Mu Fanchen glanced at each other, and they were both stunned.

Just now they were shocked because of the huge size of the two big snakes, and now it is because of the cheekiness of these two snake demons.

To paraphrase an old saying, there are such brazen people in this world!

Although Mi Li'er knew that she still had something very important to do, curiosity prevailed, and she couldn't help asking, "Do you think we are particularly ugly?" ”

The two snake demons glanced at each other, nodded without hesitation, and said: "It's quite ugly, but you don't have to feel inferior if you're ugly, after all, in this world, there are beautiful and ugly people!" ”

Mi Li'er was dumbfounded, not knowing what to do.

Mu Fanchen said helplessly: "Okay, Mi Li'er, let's get down to business!" ”

Mi Li'er's head kept echoing two idioms, one is sitting in the well and watching the sky, and the other is Yelang arrogance, which is perfect for these two snake demons!

She and Mu Fanchen don't look ugly!

"My name is Mi Li'er, his name is Mu Fanchen, we are both demon hunters, I don't know the names of the two honorable people?" Mi Li'er finally concentrated and returned to the topic.

After the two snake demons heard the names of Mi Li'er and Mu Fanchen, they were very surprised: "I didn't expect you, the ugliness of life, the name is quite good." ”

Mi Li'er: "......" She really doesn't know what to say!

Mu Fanchen knew about the torture that Mi Li'er was subjected to, so he had to come forward to negotiate: "I don't know the names of the two honorific surnames? ”

The man in black said confidently: "My name is Black Snake, and my wife's name is White Snake!" ”

Mi Li'er was stunned again, this was the simplest, most concise name she had ever seen.

Mi Li'er didn't give up, and asked tentatively: "Black is black, black and white is white white, snake, is it the snake I have seen?" ”

This time, White Snake and Black despised Mi Li'er even more, and they said disdainfully: "Our name is unique in the world, is there anything like us?" You humans are just stupid, stupid! ”

was despised by Chi Guoguo again, Mi Li'er had no temper at all, so don't say anything, go straight to the point!

"We're here today because we want to ask for two of you." Mu Fanchen said, "This place is rich in water and grass, rich in products, and very vast, only two people live, it seems to be a little empty, why don't I send some neighbors to the two of you." ”

As soon as they heard that they were going to send them to their neighbors, the two snake demons were very interested.

The white snake stared at Mu Fanchen tightly and asked happily, "Is it a snake demon like us?" What color is it? Does the name sound good to us? ”

"Well, it's not a snake demon, it's just some ordinary human." Mu Fanchen explained.

"Ordinary humans, that's not interesting!" The snake demon refused without thinking about it.

Mu Fanchen is really not suitable for diplomacy, although Mi Li'er doesn't want to deal with these two nervous monsters, but now she has to come forward.

"Why don't you want humans to live here?" Mi Li'er asked patiently.

"Didn't I say it all, human beings are stupid and stupid, and they still covet my beauty, let them live around, how can they be safe!" The black snake's voice was thick and hoarse, making it sound uncomfortable.

Mi Li'er sighed and said, "Alas, you are short-sighted, and you can't see the benefits of living with humans at all. ”

White Snake asked with a look of disbelief, "What are the benefits of living with humans?" ”

You are crossing your fingers and analyzing them one by one: "Living with human beings has many benefits, and I will only say a few things. First, as you said, human beings are stupid and weak, and if you two were to protect them, they would treat you like gods, and be worshiped as gods, which is beautiful to think about! Second, isn't it interesting that the years are so long, and there is a group of human beings with you, who have to be guarded by you, and many things have to be decided by you? There is a third one, but I have heard that people who have contributed to mankind are very helpful in cultivation, and it is not certain that they will become immortals in the future. ”

The two snake demons are both simple and self-conscious, and the benefits that Mi Li'er said made them very excited, but they were very puzzled: "Why do we want to become immortals?" What are the benefits of becoming an immortal! ”

Mi Li'er felt that becoming an immortal was useless, but now she couldn't say that, she started again, and said serious nonsense: "The benefits of becoming an immortal are very many. For example, if you become an immortal, you can live for thousands of years, and you will never have to worry about when you will die. ”

"We're not worried about when we're going to die." The two snake demons said with a roll of their eyes. The benefit that Mi Li'er said was not attractive to them at all.

"Listen to me, two," Mi Li'er explained unhurriedly, "You two, the couple are deeply affectionate, talented and beautiful, and there must not be the slightest danger of separation." If you become immortals, then you will be together for the rest of your life. You will be an example to all couples in the world. Think about it, there are many disturbances in this world, is there a lack of such role models for the two of you? ”

ps: Thank you for the peace charm of Ye Luoli, bear hug one! (To be continued.) )