Whether the handsome soldiers are handsome or not, we don't know the bottom of our hearts for the time being, but at least they are not ugly.

Comrade Shuai Xiaobing, gender male. Gender is to be emphasized here, because it won't be long before he becomes ...... Neither male nor female; At the age of 26, he was honorably discharged from the army five years ago, and under the introduction of the "Demobilized Soldiers Resettlement Office", Comrade Shuai Xiaobing was introduced to work in a local clothing company with a large scale. In view of the fact that Comrade Shuai Xiaobing does not know anything about being a tailor, his position is a variety of "concurrent": the main job is a member of the warehouse management, and at the same time he helps patrol the factory, and when the factory is busy, he will also help in the boiler room, and when the driver can't be sent, he will also be a part-time driver, and he will be sent to clean the factory......

Private companies generally have this saying: you earn the boss's money, and the boss wants your life. The general idea is that the wages of private enterprises are not low, and the more work you get, the more you get, and you calculate it by piece; But the premise of "more" is "more work", you take the boss's salary, the boss will call you, women as men, men as livestock.

But fortunately, although Shuai Xiaobing's workload is not small, but the schedule is quite normal, and he doesn't have to work overtime endlessly like the technical workshop, even if he occasionally makes a cameo driver run an errand, the boss will only arrange for him to send samples to outsourcing factories within the local scope, because Shuai Xiaobing only has a C license and can't drive a large car. Of course, Shuai Xiaobing is also happy to do this job, for this errand work, the boss finally gave him a "car", a Xiali more than ten years ago, although the fuel money has to be paid by himself, but the maintenance fee is still "public money"...... Of course, more than ten years of broken Xiali did not have the face to mention the maintenance fee. Although the boss has already eliminated the broken car, he is not willing to eliminate the license plate, and the license plate is also regarded as the company's "asset", and the bank cannot be inappropriate when valuing.

Comrade Shuai Xiaobing is a little depressed now. Seeing that it was almost time to get off work, Assistant Lin from the production department came over to look for something in the warehouse. Shuai Xiaobing holds the keys to the company's treasury ninety percent in his hands, except for the boss's small treasury. In addition to the large warehouse where raw materials and finished products are stored, there are also various supplies needed for production and work of various departments that must also be registered and received from Shuai Xiaobing. Assistant Lin came to receive office supplies, printer paper, fax paper, ink cartridges, paper clips, pins, staples, plastic clips, etc.

Shuai Xiaobing took a look at the list of receipts, and was a little surprised: "This ...... Roll ...... It's hard to get it, right? ”

"Why?" Assistant Lin glared at her big eyes.

"This has always been the ...... that the cleaner replaced all the bathrooms after receiving it," Shuai Xiaobing said. In fact, anyone can get this thing, the problem is that the roll paper is classified as cleaning supplies, and it is not in the same warehouse as the office supplies, and it is almost off work, and Shuai Xiaobing is really too lazy to run.

"Do you use printer paper to wipe the table and wipe your nose?" Assistant Lin is actually not an unreasonable person, he usually brings this thing by himself, and he just ran out today. The location of the company is in the suburbs, there is no commissary in the company, and the nearest supermarket is also 500 meters away, so she is too lazy to run at this time.

"Okay, good ......" Shuai Xiaobing was helpless, took out the key from the safe, and then took the list and walked to the warehouse with Assistant Lin. He didn't want to offend Assistant Lin.

All his schedules and duty schedules are arranged by Assistant Lin. There are a total of four people in charge of warehouse management, and one of them is an old man who is their "leader", a senior, who has been living in the company's dormitory, and is in charge of three young people, including Shuai Xiaobing. Shuai Xiaobing and the old man are locals, so Assistant Lin tries to arrange the daytime shift to Shuai Xiaobing when he is arranging shifts, and the other two out-of-town ones share the night shift because they live in the company dormitory and can be on call at night if there is any situation. This can be regarded as a big favor that Shuai Xiaobing owes Assistant Lin.

Of course, there are also personal factors. Assistant Lin is a flower of the company.

Wait! Shuai Xiaobing didn't dare to hit Assistant Lin's idea, everyone in the company knew that Assistant Lin was now Mr. Shi's brother-in-law, and whoever dared to beat her idea would be looking for death. Shuai Xiaobing fell in love with Qiu Yun of the Ministry of Trade. People are beautiful, they can speak two foreign languages, business negotiations are not bad, and everyone smiles like flowers, although there are not many men in clothing companies, almost all unmarried men are Qiu Yun's suitors, and married people occasionally move their minds.

And Qiu Yun and Lin Xuefeilin's assistant are best friends, the two are classmates in junior high school and high school, and they are still in the same school in college, and now they still live in the same house: a two-bedroom apartment allocated by the company. With such a relationship, Shuai Xiaobing will not offend Lin Xuefei.

The office supplies are easy to find, they are all classified and placed, and it took Shuai Xiaobing less than ten minutes to find all the things Lin Xuefei needed. Four packs of A4 paper plus ink cartridges and other things were a little heavy, Shuai Xiaobing helped hold the cardboard box containing things, and took Lin Xuefei into a small warehouse similar to a storage room. The handsome soldiers in this warehouse generally don't care, because the cleaner also has the key in his hand, and it is usually the cleaner who comes to pick up things. After opening the door, Shuai Xiaobing began to look around for the roll paper.

There are rows of aluminum alloy shelves in the warehouse, brooms, mops and buckets on the bottom floor, various detergents on the middle floor, and packages of rolling paper on the top.

"Such a tall ......," the handsome soldier blurted out.

"Definitely!" Lin Xuefei was not surprised, "The cleaning tools are very damp, and the rolling paper will get damp when it is placed on the lower layer." ”

Shuai Xiaobing put the box on the shelf, dragged an aluminum ladder from the wall, and climbed the ladder to get the rolling paper.

"The cleaner still has this thing?" After Shuai Xiaobing climbed the ladder, Lin Xuefei was really not interested in looking up at a man's PP from below, turned her head to look around, and saw that a small anti-wolf flashlight was actually placed on the shelf, so she picked it up and fiddled with it.

Shuai Xiaobing glanced down and said with a smile: "It seems to be Sister Xu's." ”

"Sister Xu?" Lin Xuefei's eyes widened and said, "She needs this?" ”

That's right, the clothing company is full of young girls, who TM lacks the heart and eyes to "wolf" a cleaning sister fifty miles away? What kind of flavor is this?

"Prevent her husband!" Shuai Xiaobing took the roll of paper, held the ladder in his hand and began to go down, and said lightly, "Her husband is an indiscriminate gambler, and when he loses it, he runs over to snatch money from Sister Xu, and Sister Xu is also forced to ......"

Lin Xuefei didn't answer, but said curiously: "How to use this thing?" Is the quality of the online purchase reliable? Is it expensive? With that, he pinched the switch and leaned over to the ladder.

"Electrically conductive! …… Other! Shuai Xiaobing immediately shouted.

Lin Xuefei was excited, and hurriedly withdrew her hand, stuck out her tongue and said, "I'm sorry!" Excuse me! Forget you're still on it! ”

"Sister! Aluminum alloy is very conductive, if you press it just now, you can directly help me call an ambulance! Shuai Xiaobing said with palpitations, "Twist this to open the insurance, and then press this red button will send out an electric spark, and the electric spark can be paralyzed or coma for a short time when it comes to the person...... It's not expensive, but I don't know the quality of what it sells online...... If you want a self-defense, it is better to ask the security department to help you carry one when purchasing security equipment. ”

Lin Xuefei nodded: "Now that you're down, it should be fine, right?" I've only heard of this before, but I haven't seen it yet! Just press it down? With that, he pressed the switch and leaned up to the ladder. Suddenly, there was a "crackling" explosion from the top of the anti-wolf flashlight, Lin Xuefei only felt numb all over her body, and the whole person suddenly lost consciousness, before closing her eyes, Lin Xuefei saw Shuai Xiaobing also fell softly on the ladder and fell down the ladder.

When Lin Xuefei woke up, she felt that she had no strength at all, and there was still some numbness and soreness around her body, and she wanted to get up, but she had no strength at all. After lying in place for a few minutes, Lin Xuefei sat up with her body propped up. After getting up and seeing the scene in front of her, Lin Xuefei suddenly screamed: "Ah......! ”

Shuai Xiaobing was awakened by a dull scream, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he was frightened by the sight in front of him, and his whole body softened again: he saw himself kneeling in front of him with tears in his eyes.

"I'm dead?" Shuai Xiaobing thought desperately. In order to support himself, his mother was like a man doing part-time rough work in the coal mine while attending the canteen class, and he was not competitive in his studies, and he could not be admitted to a good university. After a few years of armed police, he didn't make a name for himself, and he was arranged to do such a job when he returned here with a recovery certificate, and now he hasn't had time to honor his mother, so he ...... "hanged".

Shuai Xiaobing recalled all kinds of things about his "life", and before he reached the "finale", he suddenly realized a problem: since he has "died", who is this crying?

The handsome soldier who was crying wiped his tears and choked up: "I'm Lin Xuefei......"

Shuai Xiaobing was shocked, struggled to get up and looked down, and his head suddenly exploded with a "buzz": Nima, it's better to let Lao Tzu die!

Originally, Shuai Xiaobing always dreamed that he could marry a beautiful wife, and then give birth to a baby, give birth to a baby...... Now, looking down at his huge "chest muscles", the handsome soldier is sad: Is Lao Tzu going to be married in the future, and he has to help others have babies?

"What should I do......" Lin Xuefei, the handsome soldier version of the man who cried into tears, asked Lin Xuefei's handsome soldier with distorted facial features.

"I don't know...... Lin Xuefei's version of Shuai Xiaobing replied blankly.

There was a terrible silence in the small cleaning storeroom. From this moment on, the original handsome soldier raised his orchid fingers and turned into a sissy; The original Lin Xuefei burst into foul language and became a female man. In order not to let everyone continue to struggle with the names of the two, we will collectively call this pair of living treasures as sissies and female men in the future.

"Or ...... Power again? "The sissy took the lead in thinking of a solution.

The female man looked at the anti-wolf flashlight in her hand, gritted her teeth and said, "Okay!" As he spoke, he put the flashlight on the sissy.

"Don't!" The sissy suddenly shouted, "I...... I'm afraid it hurts......"

The female man thought about it, nodded, and pointed the anti-wolf flashlight at herself.

"Don't!" The sissy cried out again, "How can this be? What should I do if I get a scar? ”

The female man was speechless, daring to love this thing is still quite distressed about her body.

The two of them struggled for a long time, and finally decided to aim the anti-wolf flashlight at the puddle of water stains left on the ground by the big mop. After a crackling sound, the two men fainted again.

(For some unknown reason, the second chapter was swallowed, so the first chapter and the second chapter were merged for ease of reading.) ）

When they woke up, the two of them had to accept their fate: there was no way, they couldn't change it.

The two of them sat on the wet ground and looked at each other speechlessly, knowing that when it was dark, the female man couldn't help but try to stand up: "I want to get off work...... Ah! The female man, who never knew how to deal with the extinction weapon of high heels, knelt down directly before she had time to stand firmly, and her knee hit the ground directly of the water mill, and she immediately bared her teeth in pain and her nose was sore.

"Be careful!" The sissy is in a hurry, although it is not him who hurts, but this is "her" body, what if it is broken?

"What kind of shoes are these!" The female man took off her high heels very simply, stood up with the shelf, "It hurts me...... Hiss ......"

The sissy also stood up with the aluminum alloy ladder, and said angrily: "High heels!" Put it on! Aren't you afraid of catching a cold? ”

The female man lost her temper after being taught a lesson by the sissy, and when she put on one shoe on the shelf, and when she put down her foot and was about to wear the other, she unsurprisingly stumbled her foot, and the whole person did not stand firmly, and almost even the shelves were knocked down.

"Be careful! Are you responsible for breaking it? The sissy was in a hurry, and hurriedly helped the female man.

The female man was also angry, living so big, when did she suffer this foreign sin! I simply took off my shoes, held my palm, and knocked my heel at the aluminum alloy shelf, and the slender heel fell with a sound.

"Eight hundred!" The sissy cried out in distress.

The female man honestly and unceremoniously put on the "flat shoes", pointed to the somewhat red and swollen knees and said, "If you fall again, it won't be a matter of eight hundred yuan!" After speaking, the female man looked down at her completely "out of shape" figure, and said helplessly: "Or...... Let's go to the office and discuss what to do......"

The sissy was also in a mess now, and nodded in agreement after a "hmm" sound.

The two of them entered the warehouse management office one after the other, and the female man pointed to the water cup on the table: "Drink water." ”

The sissy frowned: "Your cup ......"

The female man said, "It's yours now......"

The sissy habitually put her hand to her ear to brush her hair, but what she touched was the short hair and bare ears that pierced her hands, thinking about her current appearance of being a man or a woman, she was sad and squatted down and hugged her knees and cried. The female man couldn't calm down for a moment, stretched out her hands to the top of her head and scratched hard, stood in front of the sissy and said, "Hey, I said...... Don't cry, okay? I didn't cry when I first joined the army, and you shed more tears than I have in the past 20 years......"

The sissy cried so much that it rained: "People just want to cry......"

When the female man saw the appearance of the sissy, she immediately felt a chill: "Please, your expression is really ...... Disgusting......"

The sissy cried even more: "You are ugly yourself, can you blame me?" ”

The female man has no problem. When Shuai Xiaobing was still a man, he had no experience in dealing with this aspect of the problem, not to mention that he was no longer a man...... The female man was like a Wang Xingren who had made a mistake at the moment, turning back and forth in panic, and her two front paws were scratching her head frantically.

"Don't scratch!" Seeing the female man scratching her head, the sissy couldn't help but say, "Hundreds of hairs...... It's all a straw nest! ”

The female man pulled a handful of hair from near her shoulder in surprise, studied it carefully for a long time, and said in disbelief: "Hundred? ”

"Of course!" The sissy stopped crying this time, wiped her tears and stood up, sat down nearby, and said in a tone of lesson: "When washing your hair, you must remember to use conditioner, and then spray moisturizing ......"

"Is it okay to cut it shorter?" The female man immediately continued.

"No way!" The sissy simply and decisively refused.

The woman was speechless and could only sit down on another chair in a gloomy manner.

"Sit up straight!" The sissy suddenly said sharply, "Wearing a skirt, the thighs are not allowed to be separated!" The waist is straight! How can two hands be placed on the knees? Together, put it at the base of your legs! ”

The female man couldn't cry or laugh: "Sister, I've always sat like this......"

"You have to do it now!"

The female man was speechless again, so she had to say in a contemptuous tone: "Then don't sit so ...... girl."

This time, the sissy was speechless.

The two men were silent for a long time, and at the same time let out a long sigh and leaned softly back in their chairs.

"What are we going to do next?" The sissy asked.

"How do I know...... I haven't even been in love yet, how did I become a mother...... Woman! The woman was in an irritable mood, and when she saw the cigarette case on the table, she took one out of it and put it in her mouth.

"Put it down!" The sissy snapped again, "No smoking!" ”

The female man was stunned for a moment, then dropped the cigarette and sighed: "I can't live!" That's all there is to it......"

The sissy said fiercely: "The company is originally non-smoking, and you dare to smoke!" Or use my ...... Forget it, no smoking in the future! After that, the cigarette box lighters were all thrown into the garbage basket by the sissy.

The female man looked at the cigarettes that were thrown into the garbage basket, her face was full of grievance, helplessness and covetousness, and she looked strange and abnormal.

Seeing the reluctant expression of the female man, the sissy directly tied the bag in the garbage basket, took it into her hand, stood up and said, "Let's go, get off work, eat!" ”

"I don't eat ...... from the company cafeteria," the woman said immediately.

"I'll eat!" The sissy sneered at each other.

"No, I still have a job!" The female man said embarrassedly, "Part-time." ”

"What kind of job?"

"I work part-time as a trainer at ......the fitness center," said the woman, "I go there for two hours every day after work and then eat......

"It was late!" The sissy frowned.

"Before I went, I always ate a Snickers or something, and I usually rarely ate at night, mainly milk and fruits."

"You're not hungry?"

"Half hungry at night is good for the body."

"Why are you doing this part-time job?"

"Actually......" the female man continued to scratch her head, "I want to save enough hours to take the coaching certificate after studying, and then I can do more fee items to get commissions...... I thought I would be able to save more money to open my own gym in the future......"

"You don't get bored and panicked by doing this all day long!" The sissy said, "Men with big muscles all over are ugly and dead......"

"You're talking about bodybuilding, I'm talking about fitness ......," the woman said, "Bodybuilding is aimed at large muscles, fitness is aimed at health, and attention is paid to body lines ......"

"There's a difference?"

"Of course there is a difference!"

"Is it profitable to do this?"

"If you don't have a black heart, you can be well-off, and if you don't have a black heart, you can make a lot of money......"

"I'm not interested anyway!"

"You have to be interested! I signed a contract with the boss over there, and I have to deduct money for less than a month! ”

"How much? I'll give! ”

"Two hundred deductions for one school hour are missing," the woman pointed to the high heels that were knocked into flat shoes, "If you don't go for two days, these shoes will be gone." ”

"Then I'd better go......" the sissy suddenly lost her temper, "but I'll be hungry." ”

The female man asked puzzledly, "Won't you?" I just ate a Snickers before you came......"

The sissy pointed at the female man: "I mean 'me'!" ”

"Oh......" The woman stood up, took a Snickers from the drawer, took it apart, and stuffed it whole into her mouth, but immediately began to cough violently.

"Eat slowly!" The sissy almost fainted when she saw the female man's appearance, so she hurriedly ran over to help pat her back.

The female man relieved herself and picked up the water cup on the table and poured a big sip, and breathed a long sigh of relief: "Cool!" I said, no wonder you women eat so elegantly, it turns out that your mouth is not efficient enough......"

The sissy is already "willow eyebrows upside down": "How can you drink this cup!" ”

"Why can't I drink my own cup?"

"You're 'me' now!"

"I ......," the female man could only stare dryly, "Let's not talk about this, okay?" In the future, you can't smoke, you can't drink, you can't chase Qiu Yun...... I'm already depressed enough, sister, don't block me, okay? ”

The sissy was happy: "What? Are you still chasing Qiu Yun? Oh, yes, there are few in our company who don't chase her! I said why are you so obedient in front of me, it turns out that there is an intention......"

"Sister, can you stop having fun?" The female man said depressedly, "I don't care if I can catch up with Qiu Yun now, as far as the current situation is concerned, it seems that I am going to marry your fiancé." Let me follow a man...... Oh my God......"

The sissy's face also darkened: "What else can I do?" Do you want to let the handsome soldier be the bride? Mr. Shi has to be mad! ”

I said...... Is it too late to regret the marriage? ”

"It's late!" The sissy didn't have a good breath, "Juntao only studied abroad after he got engaged to me, and he will graduate and return to China next year." Mr. Shi has arranged it, and he will get married as soon as he returns to China......"

......The woman closed her eyes in pain, and her mind was filled with a picture of a big man pressing himself into the bed in a wedding dress and oh...... Well, the problem is, I'm a man too...... Thinking of this, the female man only felt her stomach tumbling for a while.

"Forget it, it's a day...... "The sissy also lost her mind, "I can't imagine what it would be like for me to go on a blind date with a woman and get married......"

"Let's go, let's go! Go to the gym first, or you'll be deducted......" The woman said dejectedly, "Sister, where is your dormitory?" ”

"What do you want to do?" The sissy immediately became nervous.

"Change your shoes and ...... Clothes! The female man said helplessly, "You don't go to the gym just dressed like this, right?" Do you see that duffel bag on the couch? Inside are my clothes, bring them later! ”

"You...... You ......"

"How am I?"

"You are not allowed to go!"

"Why?"

"What if you play a hooligan?"

"Play, play...... Rogue / Hooligans? The female man was stunned for a moment, then looked at the sissy's expression, and immediately understood the meaning of the sissy, and spread her hands and said, "Won't we change back, and we won't have to take a shower and go to the toilet for the rest of our lives?" ”