Chapter 6 Brother is not in the rivers and lakes
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Faced with the jokes of the three brothers in the dormitory, Zhang Xiaofei didn't care.
He said excitedly: "I met the great god today!"
"Auntie? The third brother has a good appetite! The dormitory boss had a "shocking" expression.
"Great God? Is it the professional and advanced kind? Not standing on the street? The second brother in the dormitory looked excited. He seems to be quite knowledgeable.
"Great God? The third brother has experienced a big scene? Is it the scale of the 'Haitian Feast'? "The fourth child in the dormitory looked curious.
……
It seems that the buddies in Zhang Xiaofei's dormitory are peerless, and they can't chat and brag normally.
However, for this situation, Zhang Xiaofei has special chat skills.
He didn't say anything, he just got up and took out something from his trouser pocket—a mobile phone.
Then, under the puzzled gaze of the three people, he quickly opened the video recording.
It was he who spent several hours squatting on the street waiting today, and took pictures of the so-called great gods pointing out the country and inspiring words.
The three people in the dormitory were very excited, and even exaggerated that Xiaofei had benefits and did not forget his brother. So I focused on the picture.
However, this is the picture.
"Wow grass! This uncle is really talented, it's just a pair of shoes, and he says it's like a flower. ”
The dormitory boss said after seeing it.
"Wow wow! This uncle is against the sky. How did he come up with such a classic slogan? Can you worship him as a teacher? ”
The second brother in the dormitory said so after seeing it, and said that he wanted to learn from a teacher.
"Wow! Uncle said it was so exciting. I want to buy his shoes. I feel that wearing the shoes he said will greatly increase the chances of chasing women from now on. ”
The fourth child in the dormitory said after seeing it, and raised his feet for everyone to see, it was a pair of "Li Ning" brand casual sneakers.
……
Zhang Xiaofei calmly "hehe", silently watching them worship.
The video is completely over.
"Hehe~ Fei, you know that uncle, you have a long video."
The dormitory boss rubbed his hands and asked Zhang Xiaofei.
"Yes, fly, you see such a great god, especially if you are still a marketing major, you should not forget to ask for advice."
The second brother in the dormitory looked like an analyst emperor, so he said.
"Third brother, third brother, third brother! Hehe~If you know, take us to the shrine another day~"
The fourth child in the dormitory found the worship of the new male god.
Zhang Xiaofei was stunned in his heart, but he said: "That uncle, no, Brother Xuan, it's not impossible to see." But ......"
"But what?"
"But what?"
"But what?"
The three peerless in Zhang Xiaofei's dormitory said in unison.
Zhang Xiaofei said: "However, you have to do a favor first." Hey~"
"Hey~"
"Hey~"
"Hey~"
The eldest laughed, the second brother laughed, and the fourth laughed.
The three peerless suddenly stopped in a hurry.
Zhang Xiaofei was anxious, he still had something that his brother asked for help to do.
Still, he was calm.
Zhang Xiaofei said: "Don't you want to know anymore?"
"We want to know! But ......"
"We want to know! But ......"
"We want to know! But ......"
The three spoke in unison.
Finally, the Boss continued, "But, we want to know what we need to do for a favor?"
This matter can no longer be hidden, or honestly explained.
Zhang Xiaofei thought of this and said, "Actually, it's not a difficult thing. You have heard that the city has recently held a cultural activity with the theme of 'let the city go out', and a friend of Brother Xuan participated.
However, his friend uploaded his work late. Therefore, Brother Xuan hopes that everyone can help.
At the same time, it is also a great opportunity for us to appreciate the masterpieces! ”
"So?" Old Boulevard.
"Really?" The second brother confirmed again.
"Is that so?" The fourth child is still a little skeptical.
Zhang Xiaofei nodded violently and said, "That's true."
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Zhang Xiaofei and the in the dormitory are enjoying the masterpiece of the so-called Brother Xuan's friend - "Daguanlou Changlian", but the videos about Zhang Xiaofei on the Internet are going crazy.
A group of penguins spanking a fart.
"Got it?" One person is bubbling.
"Got it?"
"Could it be...... Could it be that the rooster will lay eggs? ”
"Could it be that the old peach blossom is going to open a new work?"
“…… Bubbling ......"
"I'm just silently peeking at the screen......"
……
The man said: "It's crazy on the Internet."
"What?"
"Don't get ...... an appetite"
"Speak ......"
"Hurry up and ......"
……
When everyone's appetite was lifted.
The man said, "There is a new promotion for the casual sneakers."
"Cut! That's a thing, isn't there a new ad every year? ”
"Cut!"
"Cut! Cut! Cut! ”
"Deceive **** ......"
“……”
……
When everyone felt cheated, they successfully provoked the anger in their hearts.
The man released dry goods leisurely: "Do you know the 'Li Ning' brand sneakers?"
Li Ning, anything is possible!
Do you know Xtep brand casual sneakers?
Xtep, an extraordinary feeling!
Do you know the '361°' brand of casual sneakers?
Not to succumb to the height of nature,
Not willing to be ordinary,
Don't repeat your own perspective,
Don't follow the speed of others,
Not satisfied with yesterday's difficulty.
With courage you can challenge every degree.
Do you know the 'Hongxing Erke' brand casual sneakers?
It's faith,
Let the capable know no bounds.
is action,
Let the potential be limitless.
is perseverance,
Let reality be all-encompassing
……”
There was silence in the group.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...... Ten seconds. Suddenly, there was a burst of enthusiasm!
"Woo~ How can you hang like this?"
"Say, say, say, where did you copy it?"
"Are you feeling your blood boiling?"
"I exploded!"
"I feel positive energy!"
"I want to buy shoes. Whether it's Li-Ning's, 361°'s, Xtep's, or Hongxing Erke's...... I want to buy it. ”
"Let's go buy shoes in a group, okay?"
“……”
……
This craze broke out for a long, long time.
The man said weakly: "These are all things I saw from Baidu Video." Are you going to watch? Do you want to ...... together?"
“……”
“……”
“,,,,,,”
“!!!!!!”
The man waited for a long time, but there was no normal reply.
The man waited a little longer, but no one replied.
At this time, he went to Baidu Video Network to watch.
This scene is not only happening in the penguin chat group.
Anyone who is idle and hurts and brags and farts with friends on the Internet has been affected by the phenomenon one by one.
Then, then they all joined the army of onlookers of "god culture".
At this time, the person in charge of the Baidu video website went crazy and laughed crazy.
Seeing the large wave of growing traffic, he seemed to see the affirmation of his ability by the penguin boss;
He seemed to see the envy, jealousy and hatred of his colleagues;
He seemed to see that the woman he liked was obedient to him;
He seemed to see him marry Bai Fumei, become a CEO, and reach the pinnacle of his life......
And the news of this phenomenon reached the ears of the CEOs of various brands of casual sneakers, and they were also crazy, crazy, crazy, stupid......
Finally, after waking up, they gave death orders one after another, and they must find the god-like uncle in the video.
……
How to disturb the Internet, Liu Xuan didn't know at this time. He was happily eating rice noodles at a cross-bridge rice noodle restaurant.
This is really my brother's absence in the rivers and lakes, but the legends of my brother are spread in the rivers and lakes!
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