Tianya Forum.

At this time, the Tianya Forum was very lively, very lively. It's boiling with excitement.

A lively source of liveliness, an entertainment gossip forum in the Tianya community.

The reason for the hilarity was a manifesto by a person whose ID was "Ewha Sect".

The lively process is that after the Pear Blossom Sect finished publishing his masterpiece, he called on his friends to write Pear Blossom poems.

After reading the poem of the Pear Blossom Sect Master, many of the friends who came here to watch were inspired.

As a result, they have left a lot of pear blossom chapters.

Like the seven nights after reading Zhao Da's "Cucumbers, Not Just Eat", he wrote a poem "If you want to use bananas, remember", he wrote:

"If you want to use bananas, remember"

When you're lonely

If

To use bananas

Remember

Do not peel

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There are also some that were inspired by the poet Zhao Da.

Such as the netizen "......" "The Sea"

O sea, thou art all water

Horse, you have four legs

Beauty, you say how beautiful you are

There is a mouth under the nose

……

Such as the netizen "......" "Gluttony"

I'm real

?dislike

Eat coriander

Just as my nephew doesn't like to eat green peppers

But I really

Likes to eat potatoes

Canteen potatoes

?most

But really

Didn't sprout

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Of course, such a lively event is not just an imitation of writing this kind of "poem" or something.

In life, we often have this experience: when something attracts the attention or attention of everyone, there are often some different remarks.

There are those who support these remarks, and there are naturally those who oppose them.

Whether they are for or against, they all say that the public is justified, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable.

So, in such a situation where both sides have their own reasons, the incident has a topic.

There is a topic, and after so many people participate in the discussion together, there is a heat.

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Tianya Community, Entertainment Gossip Forum, Post of the "Pear Blossom Sect" landlord.

"Congratulations! I hope that your religion will be immortal! ”

"Zhao Lihua? Haha, is this a Lijiao? Awesome! ”

"I'm laughing at me! It's the first time I've seen such a 'poem' in my life! In this way, I am also a poet. ”

"Praise upstairs. I will also write such so-called 'poems'. Now, please enjoy my clumsy work.

《Walk》

You can do (xing)

You are on the branch (hang)

No (xing)

If you are good, don't branch

Don't do it, don't do it, just branch it.

Score-free line (hang) and not good (xing)

The psalmist decides which line you divide (hang) line (xing) not (xing)

行(hang)不(xing)

Your line (hang) is not good, (xing) is not a line (hang)"

"Hahaha~ The masterpiece upstairs has been appreciated. Next, please look at the younger brother's.

Poetry

poem

There are several kinds

Verse

Remember

It's poetry

No

corpse

The poem is as above. What do you think of the little brother's talent? Don't skimp on your pen and ink! ”

"After reading the masterpieces of the brothers upstairs, I feel that we really want to thank Ms. Zhao Lihua for her maverick and creation of a generation of Xia Riba poetry, so that the era of all our people reciting poetry and all people being poets has come so quickly!

Why?

Don't you think that when we write this kind of so-called 'poem', we can use the enter key more flexibly? ”

"Upstairs is right. If this so-called 'national first-class poet' is such a level, then many of our netizens will also be the pillars of the country's modern poetry circle! ”

"After reading the comments of many netizens, I just think what you say is very interesting!

Hehe, what are you being sarcastic about? Do you think Godmother's poems are bad?

If it's not good, why do you even want to watch it? Since you've watched someone else's masterpiece, why do you want to beep?

There is a kind of you yourself who have contributed to the modern poetry scene, and also created a kind of poetry?

I'm a godmother's brain-dead fan.。 Defend ...... dissatisfied"

Ewha Teaching's post. Originally, it was a lively look, and everyone was quite happy.

It wasn't until a brainless fan who claimed to be his godmother made a statement that he was busy writing a pear blossom poem and stopped thinking;

I was reading Zhao Da's masterpiece and vowed to find out the top ten reasons why it was incompatible with modern society, and I also slowed down my actions;

I didn't think about anything, just staring at the post and watching, and there was a question mark in my head......

Seeing Zhao's poem like this, it's just nonsense, it has no meaning at all, no artistic conception at all, and he just used the enter key to divide a paragraph.

Such words called 'poetry' still have people who think it is good, feel beautiful, feel that the artistic conception is far-reaching, and the aftertaste is endless......

It's incredible!

There was silence for a while, and after a while, the Tianya community, the entertainment gossip forum, and the post of the owner of the Pear Flower Sect became even more lively.

"Upstairs ****, firm!"

"****+1, and it's brain-dead!"

"Brother, about brain damage, people themselves admit it."

"Haha~ laughing to death. Say that Zhao has contributed to the modern poetry scene? It is said that Zhao created a new style of poetry and injected new vitality into the modern poetry circle?

Are you here to be funny? ”

"The so-called wet man in modern times has nothing to do with literature and art.

It's ridiculous!

What's even more ridiculous is that I think it's very sunny and snowy, and it's unattainable...... It has contributed to modern poetry, and opened up another school of poetry for modern poetry......"

"Ahh Sins, sins, sins! I forgot, hit the car back. As a Pear Blossom cultist, this is intolerable. I'm going to punish myself with three pear blossom poems to the sect leader......

It should be as follows:

yes

Sins, sins, sins

I

forget

Call back

finish

As

One

Ewha cultists

This is

Intolerable

I'm going to face it

Master

Self-punishment

Three songs

Pear Blossom Poem

……”

"I found that in fact, the real creative good poets are the majority of netizens, through the recent tutoring of what happened, I found a lot of good poets, there is a netizen who does a good modern poem, I borrow it to dedicate to the poets:

Kinky hands wet

It's not hard

The hard part

Lewd quilt wet ......"

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The excitement of the Tianya Forum is just the tip of the iceberg!

There are other places.

In other media, everyone was excited as if they had drunk a bowl of sour plum soup on a June day, and their whole body was refreshed.

They really want to do it!

So, they gathered a lot of like-minded comrades to work together.

Someone set up a website under the name of the poetess Zhao Lihua.

This website pasted some of Zhao Lihua's short poems before this year, and also concocted some pseudo-poems, such as "One Man's Poem" and "Who Moved My Flower Underwear", etc., with the label "Zhou Shuren Literature Award Judge, National First-class Female Poet" reposted everywhere.

An ID called "Pear Blossom Sect", his task is to come to Tianya to be responsible for publicity.

He was in the entertainment gossip forum of the Tianya community, and issued a main post entitled "Under the wise leadership of the sect leader Zhao Lihua, the 'Pear Flower Sect' was grandly established", and within a few days, this ID issued a total of dozens of main posts related to Zhao Lihua, and there were countless replies, and finally Zhao Lihua became popular all over the world, red on Sina, popular all over Baidu, and entered the homes of ordinary people......

However, in three or four days, a spectacular scene of "10,000 people writing pear blossom style" was created, and a frenzy of abuse, imitation and spoofing broke out overnight.

It can really be said: suddenly like a night of spring breeze, thousands of trees 'pear blossoms' bloom!

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