Chapter 0414: Moonlight Lady Treats Me as a Big Meal

Do I have a grudge against him? This guy wants to give me a dismount and let me listen to him in the future, what a dream! I come here to be an official, and everyone has to listen to me; so he shouts, "You are not qualified! I am the ......."

The ugly medium one, holding up a square piece of paper and shouting, "Look at this, do I have one?"

I pulled in with the eye of fire to see clearly, and the first line was written in large words: "Qualifications." The content is very simple: "This person is qualified, this certificate is hereby issued, and there is an official seal." ”

Where did it send it to him? Why didn't I? I had to shout at the top of my voice: "Fake, absolutely fake!"

The ugly medium one pointed to the red seal and said, "There is an explanation on it;

I don't know this place, what does he say?

Then came the shouts of the phoenix man: "Fight! I like to watch people fight, especially when they cut off their necks, and the dog's head is stained with bloody dirt and rolls desperately, and I don't know where to roll before stopping." ”

The ugly medium one, holding the certificate, shouted: "If you dare to sow discord again, I will let you sit through the prison!"

Who made it?

The ears of the Phoenix Mountain God were very sharp, and such a small voice could be heard, and he shouted loudly: "Of course I made it! If you don't accept the examination, you will be sent to prison! When you come out, the cucumber vegetables are cold!"

It seems that he is too bold, and he dares to set up a private court, do evil, and dominate one side!

I don't know if I have the right to do that, but I have to ask, "Hey, what do you all know?"

One by one, they didn't dare to speak, flashed, and disappeared.

Who is in prison? Is there no one in charge? I should be in charge of everything here, or else, what kind of official?

The guy with the qualification certificate shouted, "Do you want to think about it?"

"Nyima is shameless! Men can test it casually, can women do it? What if something happens?"

He was about to test me with his broken qualification certificate, and he was really unconvinced: "How can a dignified and upright official be tested by the people below? What is the reason?"

I haven't figured it out, I really want to fight a few fires, and the problem will be solved?

The guy with the qualification certificate shook it vigorously and said, "We have all tested it, why don't you follow the regulations? The system is not aimed at anyone; it is for everyone." ”

It seems that the system is all set by him; then, what am I doing here? Shouting from afar: "Your system has been deleted! Let me redraft the plan, do you understand?"

He stretched out his long hand and shouted, "Take out the qualification certificate and take a look?"

I have come to be an official, and I have never heard of any qualifications, is my official fake? This is the Jade Emperor himself to give the title; then, he ...... I shouted at the top of my voice, "Who gave you the qualifications to be a superior?"

He shouted from afar: "You don't care so much, just accept the test!"

The more I think about this question, the more wrong it becomes; I have to ask the Jade Emperor: Who has the final say?

He shouted at the top of his voice: "Come down! We're not fighting, okay?"

The tone seems to be good! However, it is hidden that I will listen to him in the future, and I must find out the situation......

As soon as I flicked my legs and flew up, I heard the voice of the Phoenix Mountain God again: "Don't come back;

The phoenix men appeared in front of me, and one of them quietly cursed: "Bad seeds, get out of the farther the better!"

I thought it was here to send me, but I didn't expect to attack me with a pair of contemptuous eyes......

These phoenix men deserve a good study; what kind of mechanism has changed around?

I was coaxed away alive by them, and I was very depressed! Before I knew what was going on, I was ...... It's hard to figure out......

Then came the guy with the qualification certificate and called: "Don't go! Won't you just check it? See if it's a man or a woman, isn't it over?"

He took me for a big fool! If he agrees, it means ...... Why? Who is the official? Who is the superior he sent?

My voice was too low and was blown away by the wind...... I could only fly towards the Jade Emperor's palace, flashing dozens of times, but I didn't arrive...... It's really depressing: "I remember that it was here, why not?"

"Hey, what are you doing, Master Rabbit?"

The voice was familiar, flashed and stopped in front of me......

When I saw it, it was an acquaintance, and I couldn't help but complain: "These guys want to bully honest people;

She was very similar, and said something inconsequential: "What are you doing as an official? Why don't you go back with me and enjoy a good meal!"

The more I thought about it, the more curious I became: "Does Moonlight Niangniang also dine? Isn't she a fairy?

With a few words, she sent me away: "You have never eaten the dishes I cooked, and you cook for you yourself." ”

I really want to know what Moonlight Lady will cook? I hesitated for a moment before nodding.

With a wave of her hand, a ray of sunlight flew in, woven into a boat, let me sit in it with her, flashed, and arrived.

"It's beautiful!

There are curtains everywhere, and the beads on them are all specially made of red, yellow, and blue diamonds, and they shine brightly and in a rainbow of colors, as if you have arrived in another world......

Gently opened a gap, and it was full of dense light, which lit up without hesitation......

I followed in, in the light, and I wondered who else was in the moonlight mother's house?

With a wave of her hand, the fairyland came out; there were no peonies or bee saucers on the mountain, but you could see the aura of freedom, floating around the fairyland, flashing with beautiful colorful light......

This place is more beautiful than Guanghan Palace! I don't know how many people live there? Will they come out to attack me? Although they can punch fire, they don't seem to need ......

Moonlight Niangniang unceremoniously held my hand, not like Chang'e at all. She has big hands and an aura, which gives people a mysterious feeling......

At this time, she wore a phoenix crown on her head, a moonlight long skirt, about 1.75 meters, a goose-egg-shaped face, painted with curved moon eyebrows, and round eyes

Eye, with a small bite of cherries, it is beautiful!

Although it is fat, it meets people's aesthetic eye, and you can smell the faint fragrance wafting from it.

The door of the fairyland opened, and the Moonlight Lady took my hand and flew straight in......

I thought I could see a big table of food, but I didn't expect that there were only two palace maids, so I casually ordered: "Keep an eye outside, don't let people in!"

The two palace maids went out without saying a word, and I don't know if their voices were good.

The moonlight lady took my hand and said several times: "Lonely! very lonely!"

I don't know what it means? I don't want to ask, but I turned around and came to a hut, about 30 square meters, with a large moonlight in the middle, and there was no one on it.

I wonder what she's bringing me here for? Isn't she going to have a big meal? I'm confused......

All she said was: "Make your own meal, start now!"

I frowned and couldn't understand: Is there a big dinner at the top?

"Oh my God, I don't know what a big meal is!" Although the moonlight lady can't show grace, she can use a long skirt...... Let me roll around......

She is too old, older than Chang'e! Why is there no one who is a little younger?

Moonlight Niangniang said politely: "How many good times in this palace are occupied by loneliness; with you, I will never be in ...... from now on."

Isn't she afraid that Chang'e will find out?

Moonlight Niangniang only whispered: "She is her, I am me, Wu Gang, this old guy, I ......"

Didn't Wu Gang come here too? Didn't she throw it away? I thought that Chang'e would ask her for someone, but after such a long time, I had never heard of her......

Moonlight Niangniang doesn't know how many years she has been lonely, wilder than Chang'e, very experienced! What a handstand to the sky, double wind, there are many tricks......

When he sat high on the lotus platform, like a bodhisattva, he received people who came to beg, and no one ever knew that she would be so savage, more than mortals......

If it's a girl who is Tingtingyu, bear with it and pretend not to know, forget it. But how old is she? How can she be like a man, an old cow eats tender grass......

It reminds me of someone like her, dignified and seemingly inviolable on the outside, and inwardly no different from other women......

Moonlight Niangniang whispered to me: "This is a physiological phenomenon, unless a person dies, it will not ......"

I used to be like a big fool, and I thought that if I didn't eat the fireworks of the world, it meant that I would avoid everything......

Moonlight Niang whispered: "Who can avoid it, unless it is a dead person! Everyone who is alive has seven or six; this is a normal phenomenon, and some people have to make a hindrance from it and go into such and such a circle." ”

I remembered: "Is the circle a system?"

She didn't answer directly: "Anyway, it's used to restrain others, never restrain yourself." "These words, let me not tell anyone else, including Chang'e.

"Oh my God, it turns out that there is so much content in the circle, no wonder when I go to office, someone always gives me a horse, I don't know what it means?"