Chapter 44: Thick-skinned and invincible
"You...... Don't think about it!" When Pei Jun heard Lan Yuxi's shameless words, his face suddenly turned purple.
It's really a bad year, why is he so unlucky recently! Shameless people appeared in his sight one after another, trapping him again and again, is he going to think about going to hide from the disaster star recently?
"Ah~~~ Help! There are people here who are playing hooligans and touching my chest......, no," Lan Yuxi, who resolutely carried out the scoundrel to the end, heard Pei Jun's words and immediately shouted regardless of it.
Did Pei Jun think that he didn't agree, so it was okay? Don't??? Hehe~~~ This time she wanted to show him, anyway, she was thick-skinned and not afraid, she had caught Pei Jun to save face and would not let this matter be publicized, and she worked hard to make a fuss about it.
"Shameless! Okay, I agreed. As soon as Lan Yuxi's words were halfway through the shout, Pei Jun heard that something was wrong, and immediately stepped forward with two steps, covering Lan Yuxi's mouth with a blue face, and reluctantly compromised.
How can there be such a shameless woman in this world! This kind of thing can also be publicized indiscriminately, his image! Will it be linked to words such as obscenity and filth in the future?
"Really? I knew that Er Shao was not the kind of person who was irresponsible. Seeing that Pei Jun really compromised as she predicted, Lan Yuxi silently compared the V word in her heart, and then pretended to be a weak little flower, looking at Pei Jun with water in her eyes and full of gratitude.
"......" saw that Lan Yuxi, who had just been a scoundrel, suddenly turned into a pitiful little daisy, Pei Jun felt that the blood in his chest was constantly surging, and he almost squirted out, and the blood splattered three feet on the spot, and he fell to the ground and died.
Being relied on by such a woman who can let out his face and change his expression freely, he now has an ominous premonition that there will definitely be no more peaceful days in his future life, and his image is likely to be destroyed by this shameless woman herself! Woo woo~~~
"I heard that Er Shao is going to do a mission in the Hundred Tombs Forest, and I have never seen Er Shao's heroic appearance when he kills monsters! I don't know if I am lucky enough to see the second young man this time? After getting Pei Jun's answer, Lan Yuxi continued to chase after him.
Think it's okay not to speak? Hehe~~~ How can she do it, her ultimate goal is to be able to take Pei Jun's hitchhiker out to increase her knowledge, if she can't go out with her this time, then why is she playing a scoundrel so hard?
Although her skin is indeed very thick, and she usually has no lower limit, but she still has the most basic shame, and she will actually feel embarrassed if she is touched on her breasts, if she is not forced to do so, she will never come out and talk about such a thing, since she has once again lowered her lower limit, will she not lose her goal if she does not achieve her goal? She resolutely refuses to do a loss-making business.
"What are you going to do? Do you think that the Hundred Tombs Forest is your back garden, and anyone can go there? Just like you...... Hehe~~~" When Pei Jun heard Lan Yuxi's words, he immediately seized the opportunity to laugh at this hateful woman with a very thick skin.
Does Lan Yuxi think that she can really go all over the world with a thick skin? Will mutant plants and high-level zombies stop attacking her just because she has thick skin? It's a dream!
The current Pei Jun never thought that the cruel facts in the future would tell him a truth, thick-skinned can really go all over the world invincible, Lan Yuxi, a woman with a thick skin, is really like a thick layer of isolation board all over her body, and she is invincible wherever she goes.
“…… Woo woo~~~ Mom, I'm sorry for your teaching, I lived up to your expectations, and I lost my first time inexplicably, how can I live? It's better to die at that! Seeing Pei Jun's extremely disgusted expression, Lan Yuxi secretly gritted her teeth and continued to make moves.
Just because she can't pick her shoulders and can't lift it now, she will nest in the City Lord's Mansion and maintain her life by playing scoundrels, if she has the ability of a female King Kong, how can she still use it to talk nonsense with Pei Jun here! Isn't it because I don't have the ability to want to take his ride?
Cut~~~ actually dislikes her as a girl, she wants to despise Pei Jun with all her strength, so ungentlemanly, I wish him no time to please a wife for the rest of his life!
"You...... What nonsense? What do you mean by losing the first time, I just accidentally touched your ...... Anyway, I was careless, don't talk as if I took advantage of you! ”
Hearing Lan Yuxi say that she had lost her first time, Pei Jun's redness that had just subsided a little bit climbed back onto her face, what was the first time? Obviously he just touched his chest, and he was responsible for taking care of this shameless girl at most, and now he actually involved the matter in the first problem, is this planning to make something out of nothing?
What he has done, he can admit and be responsible, what he has not done, he will definitely not admit it, if you want to treat him as a fool and blame him for everything, then he will not agree!
"What are you thinking? I'm just saying you're the first person to touch my breasts! Isn't that the first time I lost my breasts? Where did you think of it? Oh~~~ You ...... Your mind is not healthy, and you are too filthy! Evil ~~~"
Seeing that Pei Jun was a little embarrassed and embarrassed because she mentioned it for the first time, she actually wanted to laugh, ouch! Tima! I really didn't expect that there is such a simple man in this world, it is really a rarer breed than giant pandas! Didn't he say he already had a fiancée? It can't be that the two of them haven't even held hands, right?
Hahaha~~~ But think about it, a man who can't be in a hurry when he touches a woman's boobs must be very simple, it seems that God is really fair, giving Pei Jun a good family background, noble status, and excellent appearance, but giving him such a straw egg character and ultra-low emotional intelligence.
Now compared with Pei Jun, she suddenly feels balanced in her heart, although she accidentally lost the privileged life that originally belonged to her, but fortunately she didn't lose her emotional intelligence, so that no matter how harsh the environment is, she can survive with her tenacious spirit, if she changes Pei Jun's character and loses his current identity, it is unknown whether she can survive smoothly in a strange environment!
"I'm not...... I...... Hum! I don't want to explain so much to you woman! Pei Jun heard Lan Yuxi's words, and her face was full of disgust, and suddenly felt that her face was even more red.
Is it really that he is unhealthy in his mind? Obviously, Lan Yuxi's own speech is very misunderstood, if someone who doesn't know the situation hears what Lan Yuxi said and loses the first time, he will definitely think of that aspect like him.
But this shameless girl, obviously she has a problem with herself, but she can still say that other people's are not so natural, this cheeky ...... When made into armor, the defense ability is absolutely extremely high!