Yang An said: "Fei Fei decided to do warm-up exercises first, she is the best at hula hooping!" ”

Rong Feifei looked around, found the location of the hula hoop, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, this was a pit!

Sure enough, Yang An ordered: "Fei Fei took the smallest hula hoop. ”

Rong Feifei couldn't cry or laugh, this hula hoop shelf is really special, big traps and small circles, all sizes are available, the smallest one is a children's toy, and the head can't be put in, okay!

Seeing Rong Feifei holding a small hula hoop, she looked helplessly at the off-site director Yang An, and the audience laughed.

Yang An quietly raised his left hand, Rong Feifei had an idea, put the little hula hoop on his arm, and shook it very happily, and the audience praised Rong Feifei's wit and applauded again and again.

Yang An said again: "The little hula hoop is not enjoyable, Fei Fei chose the biggest one." ”

This time it was finally normal, Rong Feifei breathed a sigh of relief, standing on the slope of 22.5 degrees, the hula hoop was thrown quickly, the horsetail was jumping, full of dynamics, and won bursts of applause.

If everyone thinks that Yang An is over like this, this show will not be called a whole person show.

Yang An continued to make a bad move: "If you insist on playing hula hoops for a long time, you can slim your waist, Fei Fei took off her coat and took a piece of A4 paper and put it on her waist. ”

The hula hoop snapped and fell to the ground, Rong Feifei's face was flushed, and she covered her mouth in surprise and looked at Yang An, this is not the content of the script, this bastard...... The bastard director is adding drama again!

Yang An raised her chin with a smile and motioned her to look at the cabinet behind her, and sure enough, there was a small stack of scattered A4 paper.

Rong Feifei had no choice but to take off her coat, revealing a black undershirt, Miaoman's bumpy figure almost spurted blood, she turned around to get the paper, Yang An turned off the live loudspeaker, and instructed the walkie-talkie: "The No. 3 machine gives the artist a frontal close-up!" The big screen is connected to the No. 3 camera for imaging! ”

The No. 3 machine is Gu Yunfeng, he raised his hand to signal OK, and then waved a small red flag, signaling the artist to look at this position.

Rong Feifei picked up an A4 piece of paper, saw the little red flag, turned around helplessly, and covered the paper around her waist, feeling both shy and a little excited: "How did this guy come up with this?" I also want to use A4 paper to compare, but he came up with it...... But when did he see my waist, oh it's so annoying, and he's a sanctimonious guy, huh! ”

A miracle happened, a close-up photo of Rong Feifei appeared on the big screen, this A4 paper actually covered her thin waist, and when you look at it from the front, you can't even see a trace of the corners of the black undershirt, it's incredible!

The audience erupted in the warmest applause and cheers ever, and they actually saw the goddess of the A4 waist!

"OMG! How thin the A4 waist is! I think it's 21cm, right? ”

"Goddess! She's the goddess in my heart! Angel looks, devil figures, it's over, it's over, I can't help myself, I think I've fallen in love with her! ”

"It's really amazing, I can't see that she has such a thin waist, and her upper circumference looks quite full, how can the waist be so thin, this is not scientific!"

"Damn, it's really envious, jealous and hateful, my sisters also want to exercise, and I also want an A4 waist!"

"Hey big brother, big brother, you're getting a nosebleed! Hold on, hold on, I'll help you hit 120! ”

"This episode is so good! I gave their director 99 points, and I deducted 1 point because I was afraid that he would be proud! ”

The audience laughed, the atmosphere was extremely warm, everyone was very satisfied with the arrangement of the program group, an A4 waist is enough to detonate a trend, I believe that it will not be long before the whole country will set off a trend of beautiful women taking pictures of A4 waist!

Yang An was very satisfied with this link, he smiled and signaled OK, Gu Yunfeng had recorded enough audience laughter material, Rong Feifei was finally let go, she put on a coat again, and there was a lot less style, which made many male wolves regret.

Yang An said: "Li Lei also got off work, he also came to this gym, the two met, and he said hello to Fei Fei." ”

The handsome Li Lei appeared on the stage, and the audience gave face, and the applause rang out, of course, not as big as when Rong Feifei appeared on the stage.

The male guests are not treated so well, they have to be brought back to life, not to mention that you are deliberately wearing non-slip leather shoes, what do you think of the staff who let us wax the floor? Don't fix you, I'm sorry for our entire program group!

Yang An said: "Both of them took off their shoes and prepared for yoga class! ”

Li Lei was petrified in an instant, how can this be played? The script said that I would do pull-ups as soon as I appeared on the stage, but I didn't say to take off my shoes!

The director of the scene was the largest, Yang An pretended not to see Li Lei's protest, Li Lei noticed that Rong Feifei was taking off his shoes, so he had to sit down and take off his non-slip leather shoes.

Yang An said: "The yoga teacher hasn't come yet, Li Lei saw the horizontal bar and decided to do pull-ups first!" ”

Li Lei is about to collapse, isn't the yoga teacher here yet, why are you hurriedly telling me to take off my shoes, you are sick!

However, when you meet an ugly woman during the date, even if you are extremely reluctant, you have to finish it with tears.

When recording a show, when you hear the director's excessive request, even if you are extremely reluctant, you must complete it with dedication, otherwise no one will call you to record the show in the future.

Li Lei took a deep breath, kicked the ground hard, ran uphill to the top, and stepped on the yoga mat halfway to borrow strength, fortunately, he was agile to avoid falling, causing bursts of applause.

"One, two, three......" Li Lei did three pull-ups in a row amid the cheers of the audience, and finally fell down.

Yang An said: "After doing pull-ups, Li Lei wants to shoot and shoot three points." ”

Everyone laughed, and Li Lei shouted loudly: "Director, where is there a basketball in the yoga room, where is there a basket?" ”

Yang An said: "Even there is a hula hoop, how can there be no basketball?" Right behind you, in the cupboard! ”

Li Lei was speechless, he was too far away, he was tired just after doing pull-ups, he grabbed the horizontal bar frame with his back hand, and he didn't want to move at all.

Rong Feifei happened to be standing in front of the cabinet, she was in a good mood at this time, turned around and threw the basketball to Li Lei, but unfortunately the strength was not enough, the basketball fell in front of Li Lei, and quickly rolled down, Li Lei stretched out his hand to grab it, but unfortunately he couldn't catch anything, like a sad hero who lost his lover, he was about to be crazy.

finally finished shooting three points, and Yang An let him dunk again, this is a good opportunity to play handsome!

Li Lei got down his strength, ran down from a high place with the ball, walked and dunked, the basket was not filled, the person hit the crash wall, the ball also fell, and was picked up by Rong Feifei, which was really embarrassing.

Fortunately, Rong Feifei's variety show felt good, and she took the initiative to shoot, which was considered to help solve the siege.

The audience laughed and applauded.

Is it over after a dunk? Not enough, whoever comes up and which guest comes up, if you don't eat Yang An's three-board axe, it is absolutely impossible to pass! "Jokes and Slippery" is definitely a show that artists love and hate!

Yang An said: "After playing basketball, Li Lei saw the pullback fitness wheel again, and he picked it up!" ”

Li Lei looked at a loss: "Where is the pullback fitness wheel?" ”

Yang An pointed to the horizontal bar: "There, down there!" ”

Li Lei almost fainted, oh, the horizontal bar is at the top of the slope, I ran down to dunk, and now I have to run up to play the pullback fitness wheel? Don't you want to play so hard!

Trembling and trembling, Li Lei grabbed the horizontal bar with his left hand, picked up the pull-back fitness wheel with his right hand, and waited for Yang An to give orders.

The bad guy Yang An smiled: "In order to show his waist strength, Li Lei wants to face Fei Fei to play with a fitness wheel!" ”

Hahahaha!

Applause and cheers came one after another, and the audience noticed that Li Lei was about to be crazy, and applauded Yang An's bad ideas, this director is really a bad stomach, too black-bellied!

Li Lei gritted his teeth, he thought for a long time, buckled his feet on the horizontal bar under the horizontal bar, and faced Rong Feifei, who was standing at the bottom of the slope, holding the fitness wheel with both hands, and slowly crawling down.

If the average person doesn't usually do sports, it is no problem to do ten or eight sit-ups.

But if you play with the gym wheel in a standard position, you only need to play twice, and your abdominal muscles will definitely hurt uncomfortably the next morning.

What's more, the slippery ground is oblique, doing this on a 22.5-degree slope, feet on the slope, head on the slope, Li Lei can't do any of it, in the end, he gave up the struggle, held the two wheels, slipped down, and hit the crash wall.

The audience laughed, watching Li Lei's human bicycle slide on the floor, not to mention how happy.

Li Lei gasped and got up, looking at Yang An speechlessly, pull-ups, basketball, fitness wheels, it's been three times, it's enough, big brother, can we do a good show?

If the director doesn't shout to stop, the scene won't stop, and if the director doesn't arrange to enter the next link, Simon Afeng and they won't be able to play.

Yang An continued to instruct: "Li Lei's warm-up exercise is finally done, but he also saw the A4 paper ......."

The studio that had just stopped for more than ten seconds burst into laughter again!

Li Lei was also waiting on the field just now, okay, Rong Feifei has no problem comparing A4 paper to his waist, what does he compare?

Variety shows don't play like this, Li Lei is depressed, he does have more time on camera, but it is all the part of being stepped on, he is also a public idol who needs to take care of his image!

If the director doesn't give an order, no matter how depressed the artist is, he has to continue acting.

Li Lei took the A4 paper, and when he looked up, he saw the No. 3 machine raising a red flag to signal to him, and he had no choice but to turn around, the A4 paper must not be able to cover his thick waist, so he turned the A4 paper sideways, covering his lower abdomen, and had to pose as a male god and shook his long hair.

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed and laughed, patted their legs, pointed to the stage, and couldn't help themselves laughing, just saw the goddess's A4 waist that is called a pleasing to the eye, relaxed and happy, and now I see the same A4 waist of the male god, I think it's even funnier, this actor is more funny!

Li Lei heard the sudden burst of laughter, and thought about it a little, he noticed that Yang An quietly extended a thumbs up to him, and the depression just now disappeared by half.

It's good for a boy to be able to cover his waist with a horizontal A4 paper, and a waist of 30cm is thin enough.

Li Lei plays music, smoking, drinking, staying up late to play drums and running commercial performances, usually exerts more physical strength than ordinary people, and those who play bands are basically thin and thin, he looks thin when he wears a purple shirt and leggings, and he can think of doing this, which shows that Li Lei actually has a good sense of artistry, and Yang An doesn't even need to give hints.

"Jokes and Slippery" was recorded for ten minutes, and the atmosphere was almost bursting, and no one would doubt that there was a problem with the ratings of this episode.

Li Yang and Zhang Mingde were silent, the two were shocked by the performance of the show, compared with the link they were responsible for, the joke was not at the same level at all, and if Yang An continued to do this, the two had no chance of winning.

Li Yang touched it up and down, took out a cigarette, and put it in his mouth: "I'm going to smoke." ”

Zhang Mingde didn't follow, he knew that Li Yang was forced to a dead end and was going to die.

Li Yang walked out of the studio, deliberately went around to the safety stairwell, and went up two floors before taking out the phone and dialing out.

Ten minutes later, Li Yang came back, most of the gloom on his face disappeared, he sat next to Zhang Mingde, and spit out two words: "It's done!" ”

Half an hour later, the recording of "Laughing and Slippery" was finally completed, and the guest artists seized the time to drink water and rest and make up the tidbits.

Yang An couldn't stop, he was busy directing, the time was pressing, and he still needed to hurry up and set up the scene in the next game.

At this time, Song Xiaomei ran over in a panic, grabbed Yang An's arm, and said with a crying voice: "Director Yang, something happened in the background!" ”

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PS: Remember to collect it after reading the book~~~ There are also recommended tickets~ I don't recommend it next week, it's another week of naked running, and I can only rely on everyone's support!