Chapter 66: Actually, I'm just kidding
Zhang Ming couldn't sit still when he heard that Irelia was still leaving, Zhang Ming secretly thought that he must not let her go, now that Teacher Anne is not there, he can only follow her to experience, if she also leaves, he will really become a helpless person.
Zhang Ming hurriedly hugged Irelia's leg and begged: "Sister, don't, I don't dare to let you wait so long, you just continue to take me to the experience, it just so happens that you can also travel, I will definitely do things according to your arrangement in the future, you let me go to the east I will never go to the west, you let me pick up the dog, I will definitely not pick up the chicken." ”
Irelia glanced at Zhang Ming, who was pleading, and said softly, "You let go of me first." ”
"Don't let go, if you don't promise, I won't let go!" Zhang Ming said resolutely, and the whole person made an expression of beating me to death, and I wouldn't let go.
Irelia looked at Zhang Ming's funny appearance, and couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Okay, let it go, in fact, I'm just joking with you, who knows it's so serious!" ”
Zhang Ming couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard Irelia say this, it's okay if you don't leave, don't you say who knows you're joking, and such a strict expression looks like a joke, can I not be serious? If I'm not serious, you'll be gone! Of course, Zhang Ming could only say these words in his heart, and when he faced Irelia, he had to force a smile and said: "How can I see that you are joking, you are about to scare me to death!" ”
"Okay, don't talk about this, you just said it, listen to my arrangement in the future, now you go and pour a cup of coffee for my sister first, my sister is thirsty." Irelia looked at Zhang Ming and said, Zhang Ming looked at Irelia's eyes, and read a sentence from it that made Zhang Ming cry and laugh, 'Who do you blame for being stupid!' Zhang Ming was helpless, forget it, let's go buy coffee honestly!
Zhang Ming doesn't dare to disobey Irelia's arrangement now, who can let the family threaten him, he can only accept the threats of others, if he is familiar with Ionia, how can he eat her set, let her get out of here, the beauty is amazing, the beauty can call people like this!
At this time, Irelia's voice came: "Zhang Ming, come over and get something for me." ”
Zhang Ming heard Irelia's voice and hurriedly trotted all the way towards Irelia, came to Irelia's side and said with a flattering face: "Sister, if there is anything I need to hold, don't worry about it, I will keep it for you." Zhang Ming flattered Irelia like a servant.
Irelia shuddered suddenly, she was really disgusted by Zhang Ming's appearance, how could people be so undisciplined, Irelia glanced at Zhang Ming fiercely, and said coldly: "You get out of the way for me, aren't you disgusting!"
"I don't think so!" Zhang Ming continued to say flatteringly, ignoring Irelia's increasingly deep face, and said that Zhang Ming stretched out his hand to Irelia even more flatteringly, ready to take what Irelia had just sold in his hand.
Irelia looked at Zhang Ming like this, the corners of her mouth twitched, looking at Zhang Ming is disgusting, the string called reason in Irelia's brain seemed to be broken in an instant, Irelia flashed forward and kicked Zhang Ming's body, Zhang Ming was kicked by Irelia and flew back upside down. Irelia said in a deep voice, "You give me enough time, if you disgust me, I'll throw you into the sea!! ”
Zhang Ming held the things Irelia had just bought with both hands, and quietly followed behind Irelia, Zhang Ming glanced at Irelia with resentment, as if he had suffered some great grievance. Irelia felt Zhang Ming's resentful eyes, turned her head and glared at Zhang Ming fiercely, Zhang Ming saw Irelia's eyes as if she had seen a cat's mouse, and quickly avoided Irelia's sight. Irelia turned back to walk on in satisfaction.
Zhang Ming slowly followed behind Irelia, whispering to himself, "I said Yuan, what kind of sassy idea did you give, the root quilt didn't please her, and it her off!" It turned out that Zhang Ming was talking to Yuan.
"How do I know that she doesn't eat this set at all, but you don't lose this kick, at least you know that this Irelia is not an ordinary person, at least a high-ranking god, and you will be content with such an important news with one kick!" Yuan said disdainfully.
"It seems to be too, but how can this girl be so powerful, I thought she was an ordinary person! It's disgusting that I let her do this before! Zhang Ming said angrily.
"Cut, it's okay! What do you mean to let her, even if you don't let her, what can you do with her? Yuan said disdainfully.
Zhang Ming was speechless for a moment, was silent for a while, and said helplessly: "It seems that he can't." ”
"Hehe, what do you mean, it's like you can't give her at all, you are a dish in front of others, you can pinch you as much as people want, and people like you can kill hundreds of them with a wave of your hand!" Yuan said disdainfully.
'Uh' Zhang Ming groaned and suddenly had nothing to say, can you still have a good chat, why do you always hit yourself, even if you are very vegetable, don't you know it, do you use it to say it!
Yuan saw that Zhang Ming stopped talking and said again: "What, there's nothing to say, in fact, you can't do it." ”
"Yes, yes, I can't! You can do it! If you can beat her up, I'll give her last name today! Zhang Ming was immediately unhappy, and said sarcastically towards the source.
Yuan was also choked suddenly, he is a consciousness body, and he is also a consciousness body that can only exist by attaching to the subject, to put it bluntly, he is also a war scumbag, so what ability does he have to deal with Irelia! Compared with force, even Zhang Ming's number one can teach him to be a man in seconds.
Zhang Ming saw that Yuan was speechless, and said mockingly: "Hehe, you have a great mouth, and you can't do anything else." ”
"Fart! There are too many labor-management associations, how you cultivate in the future, you have to be taught by labor-management, you provoke labor-management, be careful that labor-management will not teach you in the future! Yuan suddenly said with a shout.
Zhang Ming rolled his eyes, and said lightly: "If you don't teach, you won't teach, you and I don't know what kind of broken cultivation method you have, it's a big deal that I cultivate slowly by myself, I can't do it, I have to rely on you." ”
As soon as Yuan heard Zhang Ming's words, he suddenly couldn't get angry, if he really let Zhang Ming cultivate by himself, he could now imagine what he would be like when he returned to the origin space in the future, he couldn't even handle the naming thing he explained, and he would definitely be beaten by him!
Thinking of this, Yuan suddenly shuddered, he seemed to feel that consciousness was looking here, what he did would definitely make him angry, now he really didn't care about being angry with Zhang Ming, and hurriedly flattered Zhang Ming and said: "Big brother, you are right, I also think that I am really useless, I will definitely change my life in the future!" ”
When Zhang Ming heard Yuan's words, he was immediately confused by Yuan, how can you say that if you change your face, you will change your face! Didn't you just give yourself a life or death? Why did he suddenly become as honest as a labor prisoner now, Zhang Ming asked lightly: "I said, you are fine!" Didn't you still look like you were going to fight with me just now? How did you become so honest now! ”
Yuan said flatteringly: "How can there be, big brother, how can I be angry with you if you are so powerful, this must be an illusion, well, yes, it is an illusion." ”
"Really? Didn't someone just say that they would let me cultivate by myself in the future? Zhang Ming said jokingly.
"You just heard it wrong, what I said is that I will wholeheartedly assist you in cultivating in the future, and I will definitely make you the most powerful being in this world." Yuan said flatteringly, this is not that Yuan is afraid of Zhang Ming, but he is afraid that he will be settled after returning to the origin world, and he will help Zhang Ming to cultivate, but he has given the task, if he can't complete it, he will definitely be cleaned up very miserably!
Zhang Ming's heart can be regarded as happy, I don't know what kind of nerve this source is guilty of, he was still threatening himself just now, and in a blink of an eye, he honestly apologized to himself, this shouldn't be, is there something restricting this source? Zhang Ming thought for a while, but Zhang Ming really couldn't understand this problem, so Zhang Ming simply didn't think about it anymore, anyway, Yuan just helped himself cultivate honestly.
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