The sissy became more and more confident, and dialed Ai Lili's phone again: "Sister Li, the police are in." Arrange for people to take pictures and forward them, mainly to film the law enforcement process of the police and the process of the owner recognizing the mobile phone. The suspect was coded on his face before forwarding. ”

It's not that Alyselle's hands and eyes are so good that she can control the time of the police, but she just takes advantage of a time difference. For example, this time is the case, in advance to make some small problems not far from the place of the incident, such as a boyfriend and girlfriend quarrel, and then the boyfriend kneels and begs to obstruct traffic, etc., and then enthusiastic passers-by call the police; After the police were dispatched to deal with it, the two began to delay time, and when the phone was dialed, they immediately solved the problem and left. When the police center arranged the police force, it was found that the patrol car was the closest to the place of the incident, so the time for the police to arrive at the scene was basically controllable...... Well, we're good kids, don't learn these bad things. What's more, with the face of Ai Lili and Qin Bo, it won't take too much effort to ask some people to "help", but this time they are facing a water army company that likes to catch people's pigtails, and it is the safest to follow the procedure.

When the police car arrived, everyone's attention was completely off the family of three, but the poor family of three still had to kneel, because the monks who got out of the car had already set up the altar, wrote and offered the tablets of their ancestors, and put two huge braziers on both sides of their family and began to light yellow paper. Well, the weather center said that it was 37 degrees today, but in fact, the temperature on the concrete floor was almost enough to fry eggs, and there were two large braziers next to it, and only the boiler workers on dog days could understand what was going on......

After the police got out of the car, they were immediately surrounded by the "crowd of onlookers", in fact, there was no need for the "masses" to talk nonsense, and they took out someone else's mobile phone from a person's bag, which is what needs to be explained. Of course, those people couldn't explain it, and they didn't know how the phones got into their bags......

However, all this is no longer important, the people of the Celestial Empire have always been preconceived, mainly thinking that you are a thief, then you will be a thief for the rest of your life, no matter what you do, you will not be able to change it back.

The arrival of the police caused some confusion at the scene, but the confusion quickly subsided, as everyone's attention was focused on the police and the "thief catch". Several "suspects" were taken into the police car, and the police carefully made interrogation notes in the crowd, copied the surveillance video from the company's security room, and then studied the "masters" who were busy doing things in the open space before driving away.

As soon as the police car left, the family of three here was a little messy. The backbone of the main body is gone, everything around is unfamiliar, and in such a hot weather, there are two large braziers lit by the side, which is very uncomfortable. At first, the old man couldn't stand it, he was a little dizzy, and he stood up and planned to rest for a while, but the "senior monk" who was doing the business directly pinched the microphone and shouted: "Hey! Ay! Ay! Don't get up first, don't get up below, hurry up and 'burn gold' (some yellow paper)! And half the scriptures! As soon as the "master" here finished speaking, someone immediately came to press this family of three.

In fact, the open space at the door has been blocked by several color sheds, and the sissy can't see it clearly, but Shi Xiuzhu arranged for someone to directly turn on the video transmission at the scene, and several people connected the computer to the projector in the conference room to continue watching the live broadcast. And the female man had already gone back to the dormitory to wash her face, changed her skirt and shirt and appeared in the conference room.

Finding that this family of three wanted to leave, the sissy dialed Ai Lili's phone again: "Sister Li, that family of three is going to run, you ask the mage who is doing the dojo to ask them for money...... That's right! For the Dharma done to their ancestors, who will ask them for money if they don't ask for money? It's not someone else's name! "Hung up the phone, the sissy was secretly having fun; The three women in the conference room were also secretly happy: this money must not be available, and in the end, it will definitely be Shi Xiuzhu who pays for it, but it is really cool to use these "monks" to burp this family.

This is something that the female man did not explain in advance, but the female man expressed great satisfaction with the sissy's hand. In fact, the reason for the sissy is very simple, he really wants to help Shi Xiuzhu save money......

And Ai Lili is not a fuel-efficient lamp at all, and when the female man decided to help Shi Xiuzhu come up with a bad idea, she had already made up her mind to get involved, and she wanted to see the whole process of the female man's handling of this kind of incident. Hearing the "bad idea" of the sissy, Ai Lili couldn't help but laugh after hanging up the phone, she is also a person who understands, and knows that Shi Xiuzhu paid the money in the end, but she understands better that this family of three may be really troubled.

Because she is also famous for being "mixed", of course she understands that these "masters" are merciful when they put on their robes and put on their robes, but when it comes to asking for money, they will never discount it with you. There is also a "Angry Eye Vajra" inside the Buddhist gate......

So Arili called someone and continued to stay in her car to watch the excitement after a few words. Sure enough, when Ai Lili notified, she notified the four families, so the people who came to the car set up four color sheds, and the ancestors of this family were enshrined; Later, the four of them looked at it, we can't do this! I was the first to go over, and I just sent people to the Pure Land of Bliss in the West, and you are the second to drag people back from the Pure Land of Bliss and send them again...... Otherwise, the four of us will be one family, and there will be four stations on Xitian Road, which will save my family's gongs and drums from messing up the rhythm of your house.

Well, "the idea is naturally excellent"......

The four houses of the shed just made up one, just now is the first to recite the "mantra of the dead", as soon as the gongs and drums stop, the three people who knelt down there just wanted to stand up, and the second "Jizo Sutra" began. Don't know that the "Jizo Sutra" is a divine horse? Well, it's a book, and it took about an hour from the beginning to the end...... Don't worry, the "Amitabha Sutra", "Diamond Sutra", and "Heart Sutra" are in line.

The family of three saw that the posture was wrong, and they hurriedly wanted to stand, but immediately someone rushed over and pressed them. There is no way, there must be "filial sons and grandsons" involved in the process of the dojo rituals, when to bow, when to offer incense, and when to "turn gold", there are rules; In the eyes of these "masters", it is already very "unruly" for the kneeling family of three to dress according to the standard of "filial sons and grandsons", and they still want to stand up...... It's not easy to find, is it?

The person who held them down had nothing to do with the sissy and the female man, it was just Ai Lili arranging for her subordinates to "use the topic to play". In fact, Ai Lili was tossed by the bad idea of a female man, and her brain hole was basically opened, and she roughly formed an idea for dealing with similar incidents. It's just that this is the gate of a private enterprise, and the door of the unit with the prefix "official" can't be set up in the dojo, and you have to find another way. However, the female man's blatantly deflective method of diverting the contradiction made Ai Lili say that she had opened her mind.

This family of three has been pressed like this, and several times the old man wanted to stand up, and someone around him immediately asked loudly: "Is it your ancestor who is offered above?" ”

"Yes?"

"And what are you up for? The scriptures haven't been read yet! Filial son do you have such a deserved? ”

When the color shed is erected, many idle old men and old ladies also come to see the excitement, people live to their age, they don't care much about what to enjoy, relatively pay more attention to their own afterlife. Especially in the urban-rural junction where the "Rongze" company is located, the old men and ladies here attach second only to the arrival of their great-grandchildren...... (Note: Custom, an old man with a great-grandson, after death, he does not kneel when he sees the king of Hades)

There was such a big scene at the door of "Rongze" at once, which moved the old people who came to see the excitement, and it was really difficult to find such "filial" children and grandchildren in these years. Generally, it is good to invite two or three monks to come and read for two nights, and it is necessary to spend a lot of money to prepare for the guests and friends who come to mourn. The cost is 30,000 or 40,000 yuan, and the large one is about 100,000 yuan. But today, the scale of this color shed, I am afraid that it will not be able to come down without two or three hundred thousand...... Whose filial son is this, who is really filial......

Different from the young people around them, the old people who came to watch looked at the family of three kneeling in the field with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred, but their mouths were constantly boasting; In view of the fact that so many people are praising themselves, this family of three will endure it for the time being, but this is also a matter of increasing face, so let's bear with it if you are tired of hot spots!

I knelt like this for about two hours, and at four o'clock in the afternoon, the scriptures of the masters finally came to an end, although the color shed was set up on such a hot day, but no one could stand it under the sun, and the masters still had a cold fan blowing, and the three kneeling paper burners here were a little miserable. Besides, it's time to talk about "working meals". Because according to the previous work experience of the "masters", after the altar is set up, there will be family members who will inform them of what time to eat, and they will also have to find a good time to recite the scriptures. But it's past four o'clock now, and no one from the other party has come to talk about this issue so far: is this trying to make people recite the night menstrual period on an empty stomach?

So while he was drinking water, a bald head in a monk's robe ran over, bent over and asked, "You three are filial sons, aren't you?" ”

The old man nodded blankly.

"Very well," the gold chain around the bald man's neck slipped out from under his robes, "how did you arrange dinner?" ”

"Dinner?" The old man was stunned.

"What? No matter what the rice is? The bald man's tone was not good, but he nodded and said, "Then I have to make it clear in advance, we can call the meal ourselves, but when it comes to the final checkout, we have to settle it all together......

"Checkout?" The old man was even more confused.

"Nonsense! Do you have no money for what you do? ”

"Give money?" The old man's expression finally jumped in shock.