Episode 0431: It's all routines

The ancient capital, Luoyang. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Luoyang is still prosperous, the people live and work in peace and contentment, I don't know why, Peng Yu has always been in charge of the army outside everything is smooth, but in Luoyang there was also a lot of persecution, it stands to reason that Peng Yu should prefer the time when the army is outside, but Peng Yu is not the case in his heart, otherwise why every time he returns to Luoyang, he is extremely comfortable and at ease?

The reason is very simple, Peng Yu's home is in Luoyanger.

Peng Bo Mansion and Peng Yu Mansion are not far away, looking at the two mansions towering in Luoyang, and the mansions are becoming more and more extravagant, Peng Yu's heart is full of indescribable self-satisfaction, this is his most important industry, but also the industry he desperately protects, and it is his most proud industry.

Family!

Peng Yu was full of emotion, Dian Wei and Xu Chu had already arranged the accompanying soldiers, Wei Yan was eager to try to ask Dian Wei for a few tricks, but Ma Chao was full of gains and losses, and secretly said in his heart, "I don't know Lingqi, do you remember Meng Qi?" ”

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Peng Yu returned to Luoyang, and immediately rushed back to the general's mansion, Tang Ji was naturally ecstatic, but without waiting for Peng Yu to make love in a hurry, Peng Yu was driven out of the house by Tang Ji, for no other reason, although Tang Ji was overjoyed, but the Eastern Han Dynasty is filial piety to rule the world, Peng Yu returned, according to the etiquette, you must see the high hall first to be in line with the number of etiquette, how can Tang Ji let her husband carry a name of unfilial piety?

So Peng Yu of course had to visit his father-in-law Peng Bo and father-in-law Tang Mao first, the two old men were naturally overjoyed with Peng Yu's return, Peng Bo was even more tearful, Peng Yu looked at Peng Bo seemed to be old, and secretly said in his heart, "I am leading the army outside, I'm afraid my father-in-law is frightened every day", I couldn't help but feel sour in my heart, and almost shed tears.

Peng Yu returned, the old man was naturally happy, of course the two of them had to drink, and the mutton hot pot that Peng Yu brought back came in handy, not only that, Peng Bo also invited Cai Yong and Tang Mao, who were idle at home, the three old men and Peng Yu were eating hot pot in Peng's mansion, drinking wine, and talking about Xiliang interesting things.

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When Peng Yu returned home to see Tang Ji, it was already noon on the second day, and yesterday he drank with the three old men, Peng Yu was worried that the three old men were old and weak, so he wanted to have a drink, but he didn't expect that his thoughts were seen by the three old men.

This is okay, there is no size in the wine field, and the drinking party is the grandson, how can the three elders admit defeat?

Immediately, the three of them teamed up to knock Peng Yu to the ground on the spot, unconscious, and even when Peng Yu fell to the ground, the three elders laughed and were triumphant.

Later, listening to what the housekeeper said, the three old men drank on their own for a long time, and scolded Peng Yu's wine for nothing.

"What's this called?"

Peng Yu pillowed his head on Tang Ji's legs, Tang Ji was still gently rubbing Peng Yu's head, but Peng Yu was indignant, "What do you call this?" The three old guys joined forces to deal with me, and they were full of schemes, first the old man Donald, what did he say to respect the father-in-law's wine, and he wanted to drink three respects and one to show filial piety, and then the father-in-law shouted that the father-in-law was the same generation as the father-in-law, and he should not be neglected, and he should also drink three respects and one, what is this? Routine! ”

Tang Ji had been pretending to comfort her husband with a bitter face, but hearing what her husband said, it was so funny that she almost couldn't help laughing, but after laughing, she immediately covered her mouth with her little hand, for fear of being discovered by Peng Yu.

Peng Yu was angry, "You are still laughing, it was all provoked by the old man Tang, he drank with his father-in-law, and threatened that I was his son-in-law, this cup is contemporary, I drank in a daze, where do I know what means he played, I took it as soon as I stretched out my hand, good guy, this is still it, the father-in-law immediately said that I am his son, and since I have the father-in-law, how can I not represent the father-in-law, Made, as a result, your husband and me, three cups of the left hand and the right hand, and three cups of the right hand and the left hand, I drank seven or eight pots in a row, Lao Tzu still wondered, who has such a large amount of wine, can fight with me? Routines, all it's routines. ”

Tang Ji couldn't help but laugh, but when she heard this, she couldn't help but "giggle".

Peng Yu was furious, turned over, pressed Tang Ji under him, and shouted, "You actually laughed at your husband? Are you guilty?! ”

Tang Ji was pressed under Peng Yu, her whole body was weak, her face was red, she bit her lip and buzzed like a mosquito, "The concubine is guilty, and the guilt is ......"

When Peng Yu heard this, he said viciously, "Since you are guilty, do you admit to beating or punishing." ”

Tang Ji's face was as red as blood, panting, and muttering.

With a "snap", Peng Yu slapped Tang Ji's buttocks with a fierce face, leaned in Tang Ji's ear and shouted, "If you don't answer the question, the crime will be added to the first, say, admit the beating or admit the punishment!" ”

"Ah...... Concubine, concubine, recognize, recognize......"

"Uh-huh......"

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For several days, Peng Yu accompanied his wife in the house to play something, the two of them were like glue, not only hiding in the house without leaving the house, but also almost never getting out of bed.

Such days are enviable, but they are also worrying.

Especially those old-fashioned old men, you must know that Peng Yu's private behavior is already an arrogance, although Peng Yu's excuse is very ingenious, and according to what Peng Yu has been doing, the mental bearing capacity of several old men has increased a lot, and they all feel that it is not a big deal to see the king's law, but the feudal officials have not seen the driver, this is a big crime without a saint!

In any case, no one can afford to be guilty of a crime without a saint.

So a few old men sent the housekeeper Peng Lai to ask three questions a day, and asked Peng Yu to enter the palace immediately!

This kind of thing, how could Peng Lai be willing to do it, it's just that the master ordered him to come, Peng Yu was so annoyed by the question, scolded and chattered, and secretly said in his heart, "I didn't think about the role I played today, so it's better to go and come up with a new trick." ”

Although Peng Yu was very unhappy, he made up his mind to leave Tang Ji and go to the palace for the time being.

Peng Yu didn't know that he should enter the palace immediately, although he had already prepared and was somewhat sure, but the power of the sky was unpredictable, who knew if Liu Hong would send a pump and let Peng Yu go back to Xiliang immediately? In this way, wouldn't he and Tang Ji be separated again after two days of meeting? Therefore, Peng Yu has the mentality that he can drag on for a day, and he has been in the house.

Peng Yu turned back step by step, extremely reluctant to go to the palace, who knew that Peng Yu's worries turned out to be a fact, before Peng Yu entered the palace, His Majesty's holy decree actually arrived first, and as Peng Yu expected, Liu Hong had a convulsion!

"Xiliangzhou Mu Peng Yu took the order."

Peng Yu was stunned for a moment, and quickly knelt on the ground, "Minister Peng Yu took the order." ”

"In the land of Xiliang, thieves are raging, you are not guarding in Xiliang, you actually returned to the capital privately, thinking of your first offense, I will not be held accountable, you should immediately return to Xiliang to guard the border for me, there must be no mistake, Qin this."

"Ah......h

"Master Peng, do you understand?"

"Yes, yes, I understand, Minister Peng Yu is in charge."

The eunuch who came to deliver the decree was not Gao Wang and other acquaintances, and before Peng Yu asked what was going on, the eunuch had already swaggered away, and even the holy decree was not handed over to Peng Yu, leaving Peng Yu helpless to stand outside the palace at a loss.

I had the heart to enter immediately, but I was worried that I would anger Your Majesty, and I wanted to know that I was still in the capital, this matter could be big or small, but Liu Hong had already passed on the decree, which showed that Liu Hong seemed to be very dissatisfied, although Peng Yu was bold and reckless, he was not so stupid that he hit the muzzle of the gun.

And a holy decree of reprimand, it is not a promotion to an official, it is useless to come, it is just boring to ask for himself, so Peng Yu can only be helpless, and he returns home with a depressed face, and not only wants to return to the house, but also to return to Xiliang immediately, in other words, Peng Yu's trip is in vain, not only did the mutton hot pot not be offered, but it caused a commotion!