Chapter 361: The Poor and Crazy Ministry of Rites

"Smack"

An account book was thrown directly on the ground, fortunately this one is not a lonely one, there are more account books lying on the ground, visually inspect the dust on those books, not ten days and half a month, as for the people who threw the books, most of them are sleeping with their heads covered, and one is eating breakfast, in short, it is a mess.

As soon as Chun Ge and Lin Xun stepped into this door, they had to stop, Chun Ge blinked his eyes, looked at the inside of the Ministry of Rites, turned his head to stare at Lin Xun, and said, "Ministry of Rites? Chunge's little eyes seemed to ask: Are you sure this is the Ministry of Rites, not a garbage pit?

Lin Xun was a little embarrassed, after all, he was the head of the Ministry of Rites, and the door outside the Ministry of Rites was his face in a certain situation, and besides, he lost face in front of Chunge, which was a big or small matter.

"Ahem, ahem." Lin Xun pulled his throat without a trace and coughed heavily, but the people in the Ministry of Rites were probably idle and didn't pay attention to the slightest cough of this star.

Chun Ge shrugged his shoulders, he completely understood Lin Xun's status in the Ministry of Rites, and the co-authorship was for the gods and Buddhas above, and it was not used at the critical moment.

Lin Xun was rarely embarrassed, he began to deeply complain about why he didn't pay more attention to the Ministry of Rites, to be honest, since he was promoted to the position of secretary a year ago, he didn't care much about the various matters of the Ministry of Rites, but there was also a left waiter in the Ministry of Rites, but even the waiter fell ill in the past few months, so this Ministry of Rites will be scattered to this point.

Chun Ge kicked the dust under his feet, only to see countless dust raised, he subconsciously blocked in front of Lin Xun, Lin Xun's heart and lungs are not particularly good, and his immunity to dust is not as good as that of ordinary people, but Chun Ge ignored that Lin Xun was more than half a head taller than him, how could he stop it, so he just pretended to cough Lin Xun. He coughed violently.

As Lin Xun coughed and bent over, Chun Ge pulled the person out of the garbage where the Ministry of Rites was flying, he patted Lin Xun's back with one hand, and helped Lin Xun drive away the dust with the other hand, and it took a while for this person to ease up.

"You're waiting outside. I'll go in and deal with it. Saying that, Lin Xun didn't care about his flushed face. and they will go in.

Chun Ge hurriedly grabbed this guy, dragged him aside, and said, "It's dirty inside." You'd better wait here. "After saying that, Chunge gave Lin Xun a 'If you dare to go in, try it!' of eyes.

Lin Xun was not frightened by Chunge's 'vicious' eyes, but he still made a gesture of little grievance, he was already coughing with tears in his eyes, but now he really has a coquettish posture when he looks like this, and it looks like Chunge is not leaving with a lot of confidence, but flees helplessly. Suddenly, Lin Xun's heart was very warm, very warm, it turned out that he was only stupid. But he didn't know that he was like others when things came to an end.

It is true that Chun Ge was scared away by Lin Xun's little white sheep-like eyes, just imagine, a handsome and extraordinary, god-like man, who can stand it. So Chunge fled very spinelessly.

However, when Chun Ge stepped into the ritual department for the first time, the aura around him changed, he took out a towel to cover his small mouth and nose in advance, and then ruthlessly kicked his foot towards the only bookshelf in this room. For a while, smoke and dust were everywhere. The sound shook the sky, and many officials were so frightened that they sat on the ground from their chairs, and the official who ate ate even ate a mouthful of dust and coughed vigorously. They didn't know what was happening, they just saw the bookshelves fall to the ground, and they all waved their hands to drive away the dust around them.

"The first time we met, the left waiter of the official rite department, the official, Chun, and the song." Chun Ge introduced himself word by word, a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth, and the corners of his eyes were indifferent, adding, "Good morning, everyone." ”

At the end of the smoke and dust was a handsome man, dressed in a purple robe shaking countless ashes, and suddenly appeared at the other end of the bookshelf, at that time all the officials of the Ministry of Rites were still sitting on the ground, except for Chun Ge standing at the other end. The biggest difference in height in the world is not that you are a few heads taller than me, but that I sit on the ground and forget to stand up.

"The left attendant of the Ministry of Rites?" An official on the ground with a bun in his mouth and squinting his eyes, as soon as he opened his mouth, the bun fell to the ground, he groped his way up, and pinched his thigh with his piggyback, it hurt, and he didn't dream.

"You kid, don't be swaying around in your father's official uniform, when I don't know anyone." The official who got up from the ground was surnamed Huang, and people who knew him well called him Lao Huang, this person was Lang Zhong of the fifth grade, who was fat, and looked like he was forty or fifty years old. This person thinks Chun Ge is the son of a high-ranking official who came to the Ministry of Rites to mess around, after all, this kind of thing is not once or twice.

Lao Huang's words made Chun Ge stunned, daring to define him as a sick cat before he could make a threat, he couldn't help laughing.

"This kid." Lao Huang saw that Chunge not only didn't leave, but also stood there and smirked, and was about to talk to Chunge, after all, in his impression, there was no third-grade official in the entire Yousu who looked only in his early twenties, so it was understandable that he didn't believe Chunge's identity.

Just when Lao Huang's hand was about to put on Chunge's shoulder, and by the way, an official not far from Lao Huang suddenly came back to his senses and said, "Official, official Chunge? "They have heard about it a long time ago, and Guan Chunge was ordered to manage the Hanlin Academy and serve as the left attendant of the Ministry of Rites.

Lao Huang, who was in his forties, had not yet reached the point of deafness, so he naturally heard the song of Guan Chun, so his straight and straight hand turned around in the blink of an eye, and bowed and said, "Your Excellency, okay." ”

Chun Ge didn't answer, his playful eyes swept over everyone, and he wanted to find a place to sit, but he looked at the mess all over the ground, and estimated that he couldn't find any place to free up his ass. Lao Huang is so clever at this time, he took a chair, wiped it with his sleeve, walked around the bookshelf with a smile, and put it behind Chunge. Chunge thought that the official uniform was dirty anyway, and he didn't care if it was dirtier, so he sat down.

"Say, that's how the Dignified Rites Department looks like this?" Chunge shook his cuffs and made a listening appearance.

Lao Huang, who was standing next to Chunge, heard this, and gave a look to his 'old comrade-in-arms', and then squeezed out two old tears, Chunge felt that if he gave this person a towel at this time, this person would definitely tremble more than the old bustard.

"My lord, you don't know something." After speaking, Lao Huang wanted to hug Chunge's thighs to highlight his pity, but under Chunge's smiling eyes. He fell to the ground.

"The officials detained the people of our Ministry of Rites, there are only four or five of us in the huge Ministry of Rites, and it is really difficult to support them alone." At this point, Lao Huang covered his head with both hands, showing a look of pain, and peeked at Chunge's face from between his fingers from time to time.

The remaining four or five people around saw the situation, and they also followed Lao Huang's 'light thunder and no rain'. Everyone played for a long time before they found that Chun Ge had ignored them from the beginning. simply wiped away their tears.

"Stop crying?" Chun Ge sneered for the first time, "Don't make trouble? Chun Ge sneered for the second time, "Don't take this official as a fool?" At this time, Chunge's face was pulled down on the spot.

Lao Huang swallowed. Rubbing his hands, he said dryly: "What are you talking about, my lord, the lower officials don't understand, I don't understand." ”

"The north and south are facing the north and the north is set up. The Sui and Tang dynasties were one of the six. Passed through the ages. The prefect is the secretary of the Ministry of Rites. It is used for the five rites of Kaoji, Jia, military, guest, and fierce, and manages the imperial examination and the affairs of the vassal and foreign countries. Chun Ge glanced at everyone present, and then said: "There are four divisions under the Ministry of Rites: the Department of Ceremonial and Cleaning Officials, which is in charge of the ceremony, military ceremony, management of academic affairs, and imperial examinations; The priest of the ancestral sacrifice is in charge of auspicious and murderous affairs; The host and guest clearance department, in charge of the guest ceremony and the reception of foreign guests; Elite Diet Cleaning Division. Feast and feast on prison affairs. ”

At the end, Chun Ge also added: "What the official said is wrong." ”

"No, no." Lao Huang had an ominous premonition that this well-known official was far more difficult than they imagined.

"There is one scholar in the Ministry of Rites, and there are three products; There is one left and one right waiter, from the third grade. Its genus. Secretary of the Department, two secretaries, from the nine products; Ceremonial system, ancestral sacrifice, host and guest, fine meal four Qing officials, one of each Lang, is five products; There is one outsider. From the five pins; There is one person in charge, and there are six products. Chun Ge cleared his throat and said with a smile: "However, according to the practice of Yousu, the right attendant of the Ministry of Rites is always selected one year before the left attendant takes office as Shangshu, which means that most of the time, the position of the right attendant is vacant. ”

"In this way, the total number of personnel in the Ministry of Rites is ten, excluding the book of the Ministry of Rites, not counting, plus this official, the number of people in the Ministry of Rites recorded in the official policy of the Ministry of Rites should be nine." Chun Ge had already looked at the official policy of the Ministry of Officials at home, and the so-called official policy was to record the personnel arrangements of various departments of the central government and local departments, because of the need for official policy records, it was necessary for officials to go to Beijing every few years to report on their work.

Lao Huang and the others knelt on the ground when they heard this, and they didn't even dare to breathe.

"Where are the other four people?" Chun Ge's voice was cold, not mixed with anger, but there was a kind of majesty that was close to everyone, and there were only five people in this room, and there were only four people, and there were four people who couldn't fly.

"Your Excellency forgives your sins, your lordship forgives your sins." Only then did Lao Huang believe that this young but sophisticated adult could not be deceived, so he told the story of what happened in the Ministry of Rites this year.

It is said that since Lin Xun didn't care about the Ministry of Rites, there was still a left waiter on top, but when the waiter was also lying on the bed, their Ministry of Rites became a headless snake, and they couldn't go. The other five departments vaguely know the situation of the Ministry of Rites, so they slowly don't take the Ministry of Rites seriously, and the last half a year is even more excessive. Especially in the Ministry of Officials, the Shangshu of this department has already deducted their money for a long time on the grounds of the shortage of the treasury, and besides, they didn't have much money for these petty officials, so they just mixed up to eat, and now they can't even afford to eat.

If people are poor, they will change, so these officials of the Ministry of Rites came up with a way, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, to find four people to work part-time to make money, and the remaining four people stay in the Ministry of Rites, and change them when they are on 246, and the rest of the day is rest, and they can solve it by themselves.

"Co-author, are you poor and crazy?" Chunge has the support of Xia Zhiliu, the leader of the largest consortium in the southeast, behind him, he has never been worried about eating, but now he knows the true story of suffocating the hero for a penny.

"Not really." Lao Huang responded casually, and as soon as he finished speaking, he slapped himself in the mouth, and said in his heart, this is a broken mouth.

"This official is not an unreasonable person." As he spoke, Chun Ge took out a ticket from his cuff, with a denomination of one hundred taels on it, handed it to Lao Huang casually and said, "Call those people back, the officials of the Ministry of Etiquette, go outside to find work, what's the matter." This bit of silver will be used as a gift for the official to meet you, and it will be divided to fill the family. ”

Chun Ge came to see today, and he didn't plan to stay, and after understanding the matter, he got up to leave, but when everyone was surprised by Chun Ge's generosity, Chun Ge's clear voice sounded in the room. "After all, the Ministry of Rites is the Ministry of Rites, so you should always have face." Chun Ge said disapprerovingly: "If you are not ready to ask for face, even if this hundred taels is the severance pay given to you by the official, you don't have to come again from tomorrow." ”