Chapter 76: Minced meat squirted all over the face
"It's okay, follow my brother in the future." As he spoke, the evil spirit put his hand on Chen Miaoji's shoulder, hugged Chen Miaoji over, and said in the tone of an underworld boss, "I guarantee that you have meat to eat." ”
"Where did you learn this?"
"If you want meat to eat, tell me a story first~"
"You're so persistent! It went around and around again. Chen Miaoji sat up straight and said, "I don't know how to tell stories." No one ever told me any stories when I was a kid. Look at your posture is an old Jianghu, then let me talk about it first. ”
"Storytelling is very simple, just tell me what you have experienced." Seeing that Chen Miaoji was listening carefully, the evil spirit continued: "For example, what did you eat this morning? What's delicious to eat? What did you do? What's the trouble? It can all be said. ”
"So?"
"Simple!"
"I forgot what I ate today." Chen Miaoji scratched the bag on his face, it was itchy and painful.
"Then tell me about your woman." The evil spirit smiled at Chen Miaoji and gave him a supportive look: "Didn't you say that you were very handsome?" Did you chase any women? Or chased by a woman? ”
'Chased by a woman?' As soon as he heard this, Chen Miaoji felt a chill behind him.
"Yes? Tell me about it! ”
Chen Miaoji shook his head violently. At this time, Chen Xin sent him a book to Feige, and he replied: "Little junior sister, have you arrived?" Don't worry, do you have any money? If you have money, it's easy to do, don't worry, don't worry, you ride horses to chase it. If Wang Jianguo can't find you, he should send flying pigeons, and then I will know his location, and I will tell you if I have his location. Or when he sends me a pigeon, I'll ask him to send it back to you directly. Then pay attention to yourself, I knew that Chen Biao would go with you. ”
After a long time, I received a letter from Chen Xin from the other end, saying: "It's troublesome enough to have an uncle, Chen Biao should forget it." ”
"Anyway, pay more attention! The little sister has worked hard. ”
"Senior brother, don't say that. Is your face still itchy? Is there anything better? ”
The evil spirit tilted his head, pricked up one ear to look at the movement, so familiar handwriting, he looked at the person sitting next to him, and some knew who he was.
"You don't have to worry about me, just take care of your side of things. I'm measured. Chen Miaoji let the pigeon go.
The evil spirit saw the photo in Chen Miaoji's hand (it was a sketch he had drawn by someone, and the photo was taken with Ai Xiaoman), it turned out to be Chen Miaoji? The evil spirit took his picture and looked at it carefully, and then compared it to the real person sitting next to him, who hadn't paid attention just now. "You're the one in the picture?"
Chen Miaoji had an expression of 'not me, is it you~'.
"You're too stumbling on this bag, huh?"
"That's it~ I said I was handsome, but you still don't believe it." Chen Miaoji snatched the photo back.
"Then tell me the story of you and this girl!" The evil spirits are especially curious and eager to hear.
"Girls? Didn't you just say women? Why did you change your name to a girl now? ”
"Isn't it good for a girl to match an uncle~ You still take advantage of it. Let's talk about it~"
Chen Miaoji saw that the evil spirit was so serious, so he told him all the things that happened to him and Ai Xiaoman from the beginning to the present.
"You can't find her?"
"I don't know where it is~"
The evil spirit looked at Chen Miaoji sympathetically and said comfortingly: "Then I'll tell you about my girl too!" ”
Chen Miaoji's mouth opened wide in disbelief.
"We children have our own favorite girls, okay~"
"Okay, good......" Chen Miaoji smiled.
"She may not remember me, but in my heart, she will always be the eldest lady on top. Pretty! ”
Chen Miaoji squinted at the evil spirit: "Are you unrequited love?" ”
"Listen to me~ I like it, can I divide it into many kinds?"
"But you haven't been in contact with anyone, how do you know if she likes you or not?" Chen Miaoji felt incredible and smiled.
"I didn't ask her to like me~ I know I like her."
Chen Miaoji saw that what the evil spirit said was particularly serious and sincere. So he nodded and encouraged, "En! Your love is too great to cherish. ”
"I'm serious." The evil spirit said.
"I know!" After a while, he thought about it and said, "Miss? You're the housekeeper's child, huh? ”
The evil spirit stretched out its head, was stunned for a moment, and said, "Almost." ”
"Tell me about it, tell me your story. I'd love to hear it too. Chen Miaoji carefully looked at the evil spirit and said.
The evil spirit spread his hands: "Didn't you finish talking just now?" ”
"Where have you been?" Wang Jianguo's mother questioned, Chen Meiyan, who had just come in from the gate.
"I went out for something."
"Went out to find the little white face again, right?"
"Mother-in-law~ Look at what you said. How can I have such a mind? ”
Wang Jianguo's mother glanced at Chen Meiyan in disgust: "It's not indecent at all." I warn you, don't let me get my hands on anything. ”
The two argued for a few words, and Chen Meiyan found an excuse to slip away. When I went back to the hall, I found Li Yi and Liang Liang there. Chen Meiyan hugged Liangliang in the past, and Liangliang also liked her very much. Chen Meiyan hugged Liangliang and kissed and hugged her, and gave candy to eat. Then he looked at Li Yi nervously, and shouted out for a long time: "Brother-in-law! As he spoke, he looked at Li Yi cautiously and said, "Why are you here?" ”
"Isn't it uncomfortable to smile~ I'll bring Liangliang over to take a look." Li Yi said. (Wang Jianguo's daughter's name is Xiaoxiao)
Chen Meiyan avoided Li Yi's gaze: "Have you eaten?" ”
"Eat." Li Yi said.
"Is Liang Liang hungry?" Chen Meiyan hugged Liangliang to the room where she smiled. "Let's go see my sister......"
The carriage passed through a long valley. Wang Jianguo looked around tremblingly, and always felt that there was a particularly terrible voice screaming. He hurriedly grabbed the flying pigeon in his bag. "Young Master Chen? I'm Wang Jianguo. ”
"Mr. Wang, I'll send you the position of my little junior sister." Chen Miaoji felt that Wang Jianguo was very anxious and scared, and comforted. "Don't worry, don't worry, I will often go to see your daughter, don't worry."
The carriage finally came out of the valley, and Wang Jianguo's heart finally landed. At this time, a crazy horse suddenly rushed out of the opposite side, and collided with the carriage that Wang Jianguo was sitting in, the groom didn't have time to brake, and when Wang Jianguo came back to his senses, he watched the groom's arm fly up and fall down, and the pieces of meat that seemed to be ground by a meat grinder were pasted on the window of the carriage, Wang Jianguo felt like spraying on his face...... The human flesh that was sprayed on the face, even through the curtains, but it felt too realistic. There was a strange calling voice in his ears, and he came back to his senses, trembling and wrote, described the picture just now, and sent a flying pigeon to Chen Miaoji.
Far water can't save the near fire!