Chapter 96: The Mantis Arm as a Car

The next day, it was another good day! In fact, the weather in Spring City is good every day, and "the four seasons are like spring"!

I opened Weibo last night, I don't know how many people pay attention to it? Liu Xuan is still concerned about this matter. After he finished his morning exercise, he didn't even eat breakfast and came back to open the computer to check.

Looking at the 2.5 million+ flashing gold in the spotlight, Liu Xuanle was happy.

At the same time, I am also afraid. Fortunately, it's good that he didn't turn on the friend attention prompt message. Otherwise, the computer will be stuck many times.

He looked at the messages of netizens.

Ho, I didn't expect so many people to be so concerned about his affairs.

"Hahaha~Hahaha~Hahaha~"

Seeing that so many people were concerned about their own affairs, Liu Xuan laughed out loud. He smiled and said, "Those who have attained the Tao have much help, and those who have lost the Tao have little help!" Those who win the hearts of the people win the world! ”

He closed Weibo, opened a document, and wrote: Mantis arm as a car!

Qi Zhuang Gong went out hunting, there was a worm lift, and the foot would fight its wheel. Asked his royal referendum: "What kind of insect is this?" He said, "This so-called praying mantis is also." It is also an insect, but it does not know what to do, and it does not measure its strength and underestimates the enemy. Zhuang Gong said: "This is for the people, and it will be brave for the world." "Get back and avoid it.

After writing, he double-checked it and made no mistakes before clicking save.

The origin of the idiom that the mantis arm is a car: "Zhuangzi and the World": "You don't know that your husband is a praying mantis, and you are angry that your arm is a rut, and you don't know that you are incompetent." ”

Liu Xuan wrote the story of "The Mantis Arm as a Car", which can be regarded as a reply to the expectations of netizens.

He opened Weibo again, pasted the article "Praying Arm as a Car" and published it. After that, he also said that his "The Cowherd and Weaver Girl" would be published on the first day of the seventh month of the Gregorian calendar.

After Liu Xuan wrote two Weibo posts in a row, he didn't care what the impact of his Weibo content on people was. Maybe it's big, maybe it's not big. However, that was later, and at this point, he had to find out what about the work published by his own vest, Wakasui.

After Liu Xuan logged in to Ruoshui, the penguin, he saw the message prompting that the small button kept flashing. And the news was sent by Wen Jing.

Liu Xuan has been busy these days, and he is about to forget about the other Ma Jia Ruoshui's works published in Gu Yan.

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The next morning.

In a certain city, there is a good man named Li Baishi. He got up early, made breakfast for his daughter-in-law, and waited for her to get up and eat.

The breakfast he made was delicious, really delicious, simply the most delicious in the whole world! His daughter-in-law is really touched, so moved! Therefore, she also has to prepare a breakfast for him, which is called reciprocating the peach.

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Looking at the back of his daughter-in-law going to work, Li Bai recalled the taste of the breakfast that his daughter-in-law prepared for him this morning:

"Sweet and sweet sister juice, morning sister juice, spirit in the afternoon! In terms of nutrition, it's still good to have girl juice! Pure natural, pollution-free, drinking makes people feel at ease! ……”

Li Bai, who drank the sister's juice, became a little wise, and he was inspired like a spring, and he made up and sang:

"It's a slippery city in the early morning, and the air is so slippery!

The rising sun shines on my city!

The sun is round and shining on my city.

The eldest sister of the Zhang family, the talent is good!

The big brother of the Li family, I like her yo-yo!

Luckily~ Tie the knot, live a happy life~ Happiness is boundless!

The husband and wife are deeply in love!

When she got up in the morning to prepare a meal for her, she also reciprocated!

If you get this daughter-in-law, what more can your husband ask for?

That sweet and sweet girl juice is so slippery and delicious!

Pure natural and pollution-free, drinking is reassuring!

Ouch~ I love this sweet girl juice! ……”

Li Bai was singing, turned on the computer, and clicked on Xuandegong's Weibo.

Xuande Gong is a person, Li Bai has known it for a long time. Xuande Gong can open Weibo, for those of them who like Xuande Gong, it is really a universal celebration!

Last night, all netizens gathered to watch the big scene of immortals, and he also participated. At that time, the first thing he did was to pay attention.

Such people deserve attention!

Why?

Xuande Gong has a gentlemanly demeanor! He is truly benevolent! There are different ways to respond to different people.

Pay attention to Xuande Gong, you can learn a lot of principles for living in the world!

Count the words and deeds of Xuande Gong: Mingyue and others made trouble for no reason and wrote articles to scold him. He took into account the age of the old lady Mingyue, so he responded directly with "hehe". Laugh it off! It means that he is very helpless and doesn't want to scold Mingyue and others.

But Mingyue and the others are still like dogs that bite people, they don't let go when they bite, and they continue to scold when they write articles.

At this time, Xuan Degong had no choice, he had no choice but to publish the general outline of scolding - the art of scolding. Let Mingyue and the others know how to scold people. As a result, the old lady Mingyue was too old to be educated, so she went to the hospital and hid......

The Night Chill kid despises him, and he doesn't bother with him considering that the Night Chill kid is still a child. He told a very educational story "Yelang is arrogant" and "Hurt Zhongyong" made Yehan understand that he should read more...... As a result, the little fart child woke up and obediently went back to school......

Now, Feng Daxia and others jumped out to challenge him indirectly.

Li Bai wanted to see how Xuan Degong dealt with them this time.

Hey? "The Mantis Arm as a Car"? Could it be that he wrote a kind of praying mantis to educate these people not to be like praying mantis and do things beyond their ability?

Hey, Xuande Gong is a good person, but he is too soft-hearted, and everyone is invited to fight, do you still care if others will do things beyond their ability and hurt themselves?

Li Bai continued to read "The Praying Mantis Blocking the Car" and read the content of its story.

Xuan Degong's "Praying Arm as a Car" is very interesting! It is said: Zhuang Gong, the king of Qi, went out hunting, and a praying mantis raised its feet, ready to fight with the wheels of his carriage. Zhuang Gong asked his coachman, "What kind of worm is this?" The coachman said, "This is a praying mantis." As a worm, he only knows how to advance but does not know how to retreat, and he will rashly fight against the enemy without estimating the balance of strength. Zhuang Gong said: "If this insect is a human, it must be a warrior in the world." So I took a detour to avoid it.

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This time, Xuan Degong's response to Feng Daxia and others, he wrote the story "The Mantis Arm as a Car" as a response, what is the intention?

Li Bai fell into deep contemplation.

Fortunately, he was the one who drank the girl's juice. A sister juice in the morning, a spirit in the afternoon! The effect of sister juice is dripping!

After reading through "The Mantis Arm as a Car" a few more times, Li Bai finally understood the intention of Xuande Gong to write this story in response to Feng Daxia and others.

He was going to tell Feng Daxia and the others that although they were as self-conscious as praying mantises, he still admired them very much!

Xuande Gong really has the style of a gentleman, and he is still so generous!

Let's look at Xuande Gong's second Weibo today.

Yo? Xuan Degong's work "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" is also to be published on the first day of the seventh month of the Gregorian calendar?

Haha, Spring City Literature and Art has been advertised for a long time, and it was said that it would not be published until September? Do you also say that it is Valentine's Day in China?

No matter what Spring City Literature and Art says. Xuan Degong's "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" can be published in advance, which is really a great thing for those of us who have been looking forward to it for a long time!

Finally, you can get a sneak peek! When the time comes, I will definitely support fifty books! Well, my daughter-in-law's best friend sent a few copies, her family sent a few copies, and her colleague sent a few copies......

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Xuan Degong's two Weibo posts today have been received by everyone who follows him.

Regarding "Praying Mantis Blocking the Car", there are many people who can analyze it like Li Bai is general. I don't know if they all drank the girl's juice, but it's always the same thing that heroes see.

They are also looking forward to the publication of Xuan Degong's work "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" on the first day of July. They all said that they must buy one or two or three copies when the time comes.

A benevolent and righteous person like Xuande Gong, who does he support if he doesn't support him?!

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