"What kind of expression is your baby, tell you, although you have entered a new society, but at that time there was a famine, and the poor and sour days were afraid, and this wooden forest is not as sound as the legal system of the southern cities, in these three areas, you can only rely on yourself." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Zhao Biao said in a low voice: "Such a lack of virtue and smoke, Uncle Ma, you are still so straightforward." Ma Wanli's face turned red: "Your baby still doesn't listen?" I won't wrestle with you if I fork it again. Zhao Biao hurriedly said: "Listen, I'm still waiting to hear you tell you when Guanyin in the cemetery will come out." Ma Wanli said: "Your baby is in a hurry for steamed buns?" This tomb robber is a living, once born, twice ripe, and then you have to rely on your own research. You have to understand a little bit about the feng shui gossip and the five elements of yin and yang, so that you can not return empty-handed. It is said that your Uncle Ma is also a genius, and he doesn't know a few big characters, and he doesn't want to be taught, so he sneaks into the city to talk to the fortune teller and the god and the Han woman, and also learns eight ~ nine and ten. Supposedly, it's time to make a fortune, right? Fart! It's better to make a small change. ”

Zhao Biaoqi said: "Why is this? ”

Ma Wanli shook his head and sighed: "I can't sell it for a price!" No matter how good the things that come out of the coffin, they will not see the light. It can't be used directly as RMB, and it has to be sold to those who specialize in collecting birthday goods. All the things that are buried with the dead, those that come out of the ancient tombs that have passed a hundred years are called Ming vessels, and those that have not been more than a hundred years old are called longevity goods that have been taken out of the tombs where descendants worship. Your Uncle Ma is greedy, and the one who collects longevity goods is even more greedy, and you don't dare to keep it in your hand when you take it out, and the worth of 100,000 will be given to you at most 3,000; If it's worth a gold bar, you'll be given a penny at most. and even threatened to force you not to look for another home. Not to mention how suffocating. ”

"And the longevity goods taken out of the Mulin Tomb must not be sold back to Mulin City, so they have to be shipped to other places hundreds of miles away. Every time I walk, it's like walking through a ghost door. You can't run too hard, you can't carry too much stuff on you, otherwise it will be a big disaster. The matter is still a trivial matter to see an official, and at most, it is a few years in prison. What your Uncle Ma is afraid of is the revenge of those rich people who have been dug up their graves! If they catch them, they have to divide the bodies of the five horses. ”

"This kind of bad feng shui thing, even if you come out of prison and escape to the ends of the earth, someone will chase you and arrest you back. Calculating the risk and income in this way, your Uncle Ma's greedy heart will gradually get cold, and he will stop without digging a few tombs. But in this world, you will always be afraid of something. Human life is a circle, and everything is turned back in the end. The things that were sold earlier were sold from the people who received the birthday goods and then bought back, and they turned around and actually returned to Mulin City! ”

"What's more, there are a few pieces of life goods that are the same, which arouses the suspicion of the owner's family. Finally, someone opened the grave and found the tomb in all directions. Your Uncle Ma is worried about the top of his hat, seeing that he will have to find my head in a few days, he wants to escape but can't escape, he wants to turn himself in but he doesn't have the guts, he is so anxious that he can't sleep. Just opening my eyes every night, opening my eyes around, actually gave me a good way to open my eyes. ”

Zhao Biao gave a thumbs up: "This is all dead, you can still figure out a way to deal with it, it is worthy of Uncle Ma." ”

Ma Wanli shook his head and sighed: "It's so easy to deal with." If it weren't for Guanyin Bodhisattva's blessing, this little trick of your Uncle Ma would have been exposed and buried. After coming up with a way, your Uncle Ma will start work at night, and then go to the tea house first in the morning during the day, and choose a place with a lot of people to talk. In the afternoon, I went to my daughter-in-law, who likes to chew my tongue, for a few turns. Within a few days, it spread inside and outside the city. ”

"It is said that there is a zombie eating corpse on the mass grave. This zombie has dozens of arms, digging up soil in the ground faster than a marmot, no matter how deep the coffin is buried, it is also dug up in a moment and a half, dragging the corpse out and gnawing it clean, and throwing the good things in the coffin all over the cemetery! ”

"As soon as the news spread, it was not only scary, but also moving! If you think about it, the good things in the coffin are thrown all over the floor. The longevity goods have an owner buried in the ground, and there is no owner when they go out of the ground. The kings in the city were all moved, and the cemetery gradually became lively during the day. ”

Zhao Biao applauded: "Uncle Ma, you are so smart. In this way, everyone will think that these people sold things, and they don't care, right? Ma Wanli sneered: "You baby is so simple." Whatever people do, they can be investigated at the root, and one day they will be able to find out the source. If you can't find out, unless it's a ghost. ”

Zhao Biao scratched his head and said, "Isn't this obviously what you did, how can it be a ghost?" Ma Wanli said proudly: "Aren't ghosts also changed by people?" The cemetery was lively for a few days, and suddenly people ran away again. Because, the ghost came out. ”

Ma Wanli said: "At that time, I secretly scattered some unsold birthday goods in the cemetery at night, and I always got some surprises when I came to treasure hunting early during the day. But the human spirits, within a few days, they felt that good things came out at night. The most daring ones simply did not leave, and they were also tied up in the cemetery at night. I waited day and night, and finally waited for the real good. ”

"At that time, the cemetery, which was boldly divided by these kings, had its own territory, just like the peeing dogs. The more bold and hard-fisted they are, the more they occupy the plots of land where rich graves are piled up. And whenever Mr. Feng Shui chooses the pulse in the next plate, there is a saying that it is high or low. That is to say, the higher the place is to make a tomb, the more auspicious it is, and it is expected to ensure that future generations will be promoted and rich, and will not be left behind. At that time, the highest place in the cemetery was occupied by a hairy beard named Gao Dali, who was a tyrant in the poor hali of Mulin City. ”

"Gao Liren, as his name suggests, is not only tall, but also full of pimple flesh and still has a violent temper. was originally a butcher who killed pigs and sold meat, don't look at his muscles, his head is not stupid, and his small abacus is thorough, so the business is booming. People can sell three or four pigs a day, and his slaughterhouse can sell seven or eight. In particular, his family has an ancestral secret recipe for treating swine fever, but in the year of swine fever, other butchers complain that they dare not enter a pig for a week. No, he was specially at the moment when the pig farmers were afraid that the pig would get the plague, and desperately went into the pig and came back to find a place to encircle and raise it with medicine. When the pigs in and outside the city are dead, and the swine fever epidemic has passed, they will be slaughtered slowly, and the family will be the only market. ”

"But firstly, he has little capital, and secondly, the secret recipe for curing swine fever is not omnipotent, and he has to pick pigs to treat it. It has to be a strong pig that is strong and healthy, and has not even suffered skin injuries, in order to absorb the medicinal effect and survive swine fever. So you can't make money when you earn it. But one year, Gao Dali was ruthless, and soon it was another year of swine fever, so he borrowed the debt of the king of Hades, and selected the good pigs one by one within a radius of 100 miles, rented a large venue, and raised hundreds of strong pigs, and mixed medicine and fed them every day. ”

"These hundreds of pigs are put together all at once, how many swineherds do you have to find to serve? But Gao Dali was afraid that other butchers would be red-eyed, so he bought the swineherd to steal the pig food and research the pig medicine formula inside. If he doesn't say that he has a high brain, he really has a way to find a group of good 'swineherds' who are willing to contribute and can't be double-minded. ”

Gao Dali bought more than a dozen dogs in advance and came back to tame. It's tamed, and when the pig comes back, the people of the woods have opened their eyes. It is said that the monkey is a horse and can manage the horse, who knows that this dog can also manage the pig. Which pig is disobedient and wants to get out of the circle, as long as the dog goes over and barks twice, he will be honest immediately. Which pig eats too much and wants to grab the food of other pigs, the dog goes over and bites the pig's tail and gently pulls it twice, and the pig lies down. As long as the dog licks the pig's belly with its tongue, the pig immediately squints its eyes comfortably and hums, more docile than a cat. ”

"There is another advantage to being a dog as a swineherd, there are really peers who are jealous and want to make it bad, and they want to throw some murderous drugs or something, and more than a dozen big dogs with bared teeth are patrolling, and they can't get close......"

Zhao Biao listened with fascination and sighed: "I have raised a dog for so long, and I really never thought that a dog could be used as a pig herder." It seems that there are still many capable people in the world. Ma Wanli sneered: "Capable people, capable people have steamed buns." He thought that this would be foolproof, but God didn't buy his account, and he didn't fall overnight if he wanted him to collapse his family?! ”

Zhao Biao exclaimed: "Fallen? Ma Wanli gloated: "It's down!" After losing his wife and soldiers, not only the pigs were finished, but even the dogs were left. Hehe, when I climbed in the cave today, I realized that the dogs who watched the pigs were all here. But I didn't know at that time, I saw Gao Dali jumping in a hurry, there are no two dogs today, there are no two dogs tomorrow, and the rest of the dogs don't have the heart to look at the pigs, and they cry every day and lose their souls and lie still. ”

"As soon as there are fewer dogs, the pigs will be messed up. Run three in the morning and four in the evening. He was scrambled to see where to take care of. There is also this pig running out, where everyone knows that this is a high-strength pig, no swine fever, how can the fat pig arch be sent back, and there is a way to send it into the temple of the five organs silently. ”

"In a few days, half of the pigs and dogs were missing, and Gao Dali was really red-eyed. Pick up two pig-killing knives and watch the pig ...... in person."

Zhao Biao thought about it again and said: "At that time, Gao Dali would think of raising dogs and watching pigs, don't you know the rules of not raising dogs in Mulin City?" ”

Ma Wanli smiled coldly: "How could that four-legged thick person think about getting promoted and getting rich, and it was also since then that the lack of dogs in Mulin City has been further proven, but it has also caused Gao Dali a miserable disaster." I just mentioned that Gao Dali used two pig-killing knives to see the pigs in person, right? It's not that he doesn't believe in evil, it's really no way, just this day, there are fewer dogs, and the pigs are running away. And then what about ......"

Zhao Biao asked, "Then what?" Ma Wanli said: "Then after Gao Dali fell down, once he drank too much in the wine shop, and he cried out with a wow, saying that it was so scary, I knew that thing was so evil, and I would not let myself lose half an arm if I gave it both the dog and the pig." ”