Chapter 116: The "Entrenchment" Monk
The monk attracted Zhang Ling not because of how powerful he was, but the robe on his body, although they were not too close to the monk, but the golden light reflected from the monk's robe was about to blind Zhang Ling's kryptonite eyes.
"Let's go, go over and have a look!"
Lu Mingxuan was immediately interested when he saw this scene, and before Zhang Ling could react, this guy walked over.
"Hey, come back, come back!"
However, Lu Mingxuan turned a deaf ear to Zhang Ling's words, and Qi Dapeng, who stood aside, patted Zhang Ling's shoulder with a smile and said, "Don't scream, go over, he won't miss this kind of thing!" ”
After speaking, he hugged Xu Ping and followed Lu Mingxuan to the tavern, Zhang Ling saw that the three of them had entered, he had to sigh and follow in, he had a hunch that this was another troublesome matter.
The four of them walked to a place more than ten meters away from the restaurant and were stopped, and those few relatives who didn't know whether the boss's family was still the monk's subordinates, they stopped the four people: "Master Yuanji will do something in a while, please take a few detours!" ”
"Death?"
Zhang Ling almost burst out laughing after hearing the monk's name, how could anyone have such an obscure name.
He couldn't help but smile and took two steps back and said, "Oh, let's see!" ”
"Don't make a sound, you can't afford to disturb the master!"
"Okay, let's see if we don't make a sound!" He smiled while looking at Lu Mingxuan, who was sneaking through the live broadcast room.
As he was talking, the monk wearing a golden robe walked out of the shop, he looked at the few workers who were still arranging the incense case and said impatiently: "Hurry up, hurry up, the poor monk will have several rituals to do in a while, you all have quick hands and feet!" ”
After speaking, he walked to the side and took out a LV handbag from his arms, took out a fruit 6 from it and played with it, Zhang Ling couldn't help but scold secretly: "Also TM poor monk, if you are poor, there will be no poor people!" ”
At this time, several guys who have been stationed on the video website for a long time immediately posted a link in the group when they saw the live broadcast room open, and soon those water groups and dives were attracted to the live broadcast room.
"Sofa!"
"Bench!"
"The back row sells melon seeds and peanuts ......"
"Hey, it's Xiao Lulu's anchor again today, where's the master?"
"Xiao Lulu, where have you been these days, people want to kill you!"
"Upstairs, do you want to die, or do you want him to die!"
"Get out of here, stinky faggot, this girl just likes Xiao Lu Lu, how to drop!"
"Don't make noise, don't make noise, watch you guys still watch the live broadcast!"
"Hehe, I'm here to see the barrage......"
“……”
Just when these people were frantically sending barrages in the live broadcast room, the monk was already ready, only to hear a short man singing loudly: "Please be a believer!" ”
As soon as he heard the man shout, the monk Yuanji immediately put away his mobile phone, took a purple gold bowl and a willow branch, and stood in front of the incense case with a solemn expression and sang the Buddha's horn loudly.
Lu Mingxuan looked at the strange monk in front of him and stabbed Zhang Ling and asked, "Why does this monk look so weird, he doesn't look like a Pure Land Sect!" ”
", this guy is a fake monk. Let's read on first! ”
Although Zhang Ling didn't understand the methods of the Pure Land Sect, he was at least sure that the "death" in front of him was definitely not a true monk.
Everyone in the live broadcast room heard the conversation between Zhang Ling and the two, and they had roughly understood it.
"Hehe, it turned out to be watching a monkey show!"
"Swagger!"
"Walk, swim, don't learn, don't worry, don't tell the truth, it's all based on your three-inch rotten tongue!"
"Dwarf oil, give this bald donkey's robe a thumbs up!"
"32 likes!"
"Nima, is it so profitable to be a fake monk now? Still studying Maoshu, monk! ”
"The donor's five aggregates are empty, it's better to cut it!"
"Great, master, don't you cut your line? I'm just here to incense! ”
"Old man's copper beard, lend you a skinning knife!!"
"Sao Nian, the blade is looking at you silently!"
“……”
After knowing that Lu Mingxuan was broadcasting a farce live this time, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room instantly became relaxed.
At this time, I saw the proprietress and her man walking out with the baby boy in their arms with an anxious face, and the baby kept crying in their arms, as if they were frightened by something.
As soon as Yuanji saw the proprietress and his wife come out, his small eyes involuntarily glanced at the proprietress 's plump breasts.
"Please believers kneel!"
The stout man beside him motioned for the couple to kneel on the futon in front of the incense table, and then glanced at Yuanji.
Yuan Ji retracted his gaze and cleared his throat and said: "Don't panic, the two of you are just contaminated with evil, and later the poor monk will chant the sutra to overtake the possessed evil!" ”
Zhang Ling watched this monk put on a show like a play, he wanted to see how this guy made money.
Just pondering, the monk walked to the side of the proprietress and the two maidens, dipped the willow branch in his hand with the water in the purple gold bowl and dusted it off on the two of them, chanting the "Great Compassion Mantra" in a low voice while dusting.
Looking at his troubled appearance, Lu Mingxuan asked in a low voice, "Hey, what kind of name is he?" ”
"Who knows, it's probably to learn Guanyin Bodhisattva to sprinkle nectar!"
To be honest, Zhang Ling also saw a monk doing such a thing for the first time, and this guy can be regarded as ingenious.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene and sent messages one after another: "What is this for? Manna from the sky? ”
"Pudu sentient beings!"
"Rain and dew!"
"Rain and dew are evenly stained +1!"
“……”
At this time, it was noon, and everyone was sweating in the hot sun, Xu Ping was a little unable to hold on, and said: "I won't watch it, I'll go back to the car first!" ”
Qi Dapeng looked at Zhang Ling and said, "Let's go, I'll go back with you!" ”
"Okay!" As soon as she heard Qi Dapeng go back with her, she immediately smiled and took his arm and walked towards the mouth of the alley.
And Zhang Ling saw that Qi Dapeng was gone, and he also wanted to leave, but Lu Mingxuan grabbed him and said, "Don't go, this fun thing, let's go after reading it!" ”
Zhang Ling covered his forehead with his hand and said, "Brother, I'm almost getting oily, see for yourself!" ”
"Don't go, finish reading and then go."
After speaking, he pulled Zhang Ling's arm and let him accompany him to watch the boring farce there.
Unable to resist Lu Mingxuan's pleading, Zhang Ling had no choice but to accompany him against the sun and continue to watch this boring ritual.
Monk Yuanji sprinkled this nectar for twenty minutes, and the baby boy in the man's arms was crying and had no strength.
However, it must not be said that the monk Yuanji is also a strange person, wearing such a thick robe and turning on the ground for twenty minutes, but a layer of fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, if it were someone else, I am afraid that he would have fainted from the heat.
PS: I recommend a friend's masterpiece "The Anchor Really Knows How to Play", friends who like live streaming can take a look.