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“…… That's all there is to it, you have to leave me some! Nezha, whose face was flushed, reluctantly took out his hand from behind his back, looked out the door cautiously, and then repeatedly told Lei Zhenzi: "You must leave some for me!" ”

As soon as the yogurt box was taken out by Nezha, the tempting fragrance suddenly made Lei Zhenzi's eyes widen, snatched the yogurt box, and slammed it against the straw with his mouth without a teacher, and he didn't think Nezha was dirty. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I'm grass, you leave me some!" Nezha was shocked when he saw this, and snatched the yogurt box over, leaving only the straw shaking in Lei Zhenzi's mouth.

Nezha opened the seal on the yogurt box and saw that Lei Zhenzi didn't even give him any slag, his face was green at that time, the yogurt box was thrown, and he rushed forward and pinched Lei Zhenzi's neck and roared angrily: "I said that you would leave me a little, you drank it all, I will strangle you!" ”

Before Lei Zhenzi could wake up from the wonderful taste of yogurt, he was stuck in the neck by Nezha, and his indigo face suddenly turned blue and purple.

"Cough, cough, San'er, don't worry, cough ......" finally broke free from Nezha's clutches, Lei Zhenzi, whose face was like a purple eggplant, covered his neck and waved his hand at Nezha while coughing: "I'll compensate, I, I'll compensate you, cough!" ”

"I don't know your little bit yet, what do you pay?" Nezha stared at Lei Zhenzi with his hands crossed and roared angrily.

"......" Lei Zhenzi scratched his head in embarrassment, he was very arrogant on weekdays, except for the golden stick, there was really nothing good to take out his hand, suddenly, Lei Zhenzi seemed to remember something, hooked his finger at Nezha, and said mysteriously: "San'er, I have a good thing, I don't know if you have the guts!" ”

"What good things can you have?" Nezha pouted at Lei Zhenzi, and said with a disdainful face, he knows Lei Zhenzi too well as a bad friend, he is so poor that Ding Dang rings, in a mortal sentence, it means that the mouse has to come out with tears when he enters his house, can he have good things?

"Hey, you still don't believe it, the Nine Heavens Xuan Niang Niang shouldn't be a stranger, right?"

"Nonsense, if I don't even know the Holy Mother of the Nine Heavens, I still be a fart fairy?" Nezha glared at Lei Zhenzi, and said angrily: "If you have something to say, just let it go, don't tell me that the Holy Mother of the Nine Heavens gave you something good, you can't fool me, she was the same batch of calamities as the old man of the Jade Emperor back then." ”

"No, San'er, can you listen to me, I'm not talking about the Nine Heavens Holy Mother, I'm talking about her divine beast!"

"Phoenix?" Nezha couldn't help but scream, "I said Leizi, you don't mean to tell me that we're going to roast and eat the phoenix, right?" ”

"Grass, I think, you have to have that ability, that big bird is professional in playing with fire, it roasted me almost the same." Lei Zhenzi said angrily.

"Then tell me a piece of!" Nezha jumped on the Taishi chair, and then no longer bothered with Lei Zhenzi, he had to think carefully about how to ask Gao Yang for yogurt to drink when Lei Zhenzi left, this thing is so sweet and sour.

"Phoenix egg, I'm talking about phoenix egg, that phoenix has laid eggs!" Seeing that Nezha was angry, Lei Zhenzi stopped selling Guanzi, and with a wave of his wings, he rushed to Nezha and said urgently.

As soon as Lei Zhenzi's words fell, Nezha jumped up from the chair as if he had been shocked, and shouted at Lei Zhenzi with his throat: "Damn, you are crazy, you want to steal phoenix eggs?" Is your brain struck by lightning, that's a divine beast! ”

"Don't talk to me about this uselessness, dragons or divine beasts, do you kill less? After eating these tens of thousands of years of broken fruit, the birds are about to fade out of their mouths, I am responsible for stealing, you are responsible for roasting, do you dare? "Don't look at Lei Zhenzi's usual big grin, he also learned to use the agitation method at a critical time.

"Roasted phoenix eggs...... Nezha's eyes suddenly flashed with greed, his tongue couldn't help licking his lips, and the fragrant and tempting taste of roasted dragon eggs 100,000 years ago suddenly appeared in his mind.

"It's done!" Nezha slapped his thigh and jumped off the chair, "Leizi, is your news reliable?" ”

"Absolutely reliable, in addition, I also know that the big bird has left the mountain for some reason in the past few days, and now there is only this egg left in the nest, now is the right time to start!"

The two most famous troubled teenagers in the Heavenly Realm suddenly forgot about the unpleasantness just now, and put their heads together to discuss the details of the action.

Twenty minutes later, a detailed plan for stealing eggs was formulated.

"San'er, now can you tell me where you got that thing? It's so delicious, give me some on the hour, rest assured, I won't ask for it in vain. After finishing the matter, Lei Zhenzi began to talk about yogurt to Nezha again.

"I can tell you, but you have to swear that you must not tell a third person, otherwise you will not talk!" Nezha thought about it for a while, and finally decided to tell Lei Zhenzi about the yogurt he got from Gao Yang, Lei Zhenzi has been true enough to himself over the years, and Nezha is embarrassed to eat alone.

"I swear, if I tell the second person, the sky will strike five thunders!" Lei Zhenzi raised his right hand and said with an oath.

When Nezha heard this, his face turned green at that time, and he raised a kick and kicked Lei Zhenzi more than five meters away, "Get out, don't come to me in the future, everything you just said is invalid!" ”

Lei Zhenzi was completely confused by Nezha's inexplicable beating and scolding, got up from the ground, and said angrily: "San'er, what are you doing? Did I say something wrong? Yes? ”

Nezha slapped the table, pointed at Lei Zhenzi's nose and shouted: "Don't yell at me, you yourself are a member of the Lei Ministry, but you swear that if you break your oath and hit five thunderbolts in the sky, you will be a fool to me, right?" ”

"I ......" Lei Zhenzi suddenly understood what he was wrong, his face changed a few times, and finally piled up an embarrassing smile: "Careless, San'er, don't be angry, I swear again......"

"Forget it, don't send it!" Nezha also felt that he had gone a little too far just now, after all, he knew in his heart who Lei Zhenzi was, although he usually likes to take advantage of something or something, but his mouth is still very tight.

"You mean, this yogurt was brewed by the Zixu Zhenren who was refining his heart in the Nether?" After listening to Nezha's words, Lei Zhenzi asked with a surprised face.

"Apart from this immortal, who else has this ability? I'm afraid that with the current conditions of the heavenly realm, even the God of Food doesn't have this ability! Nezha said with admiration on his face.

After that, Nezha ignored Lei Zhenzi, who was so greedy that he licked his lips with his tongue, and with a wave of his fingers, he re-boarded the immortal net, because he was interrupted by Lei Zhenzi just now, he didn't know if his request to the immortal replied.

"There is a lack of materials in the human world to make yogurt, and the refining method is cumbersome, especially draining, I will think about the third prince's proposal again, and I will reply to you after thinking about it."

The above are the private messages sent by Gao Yang to Nezha.