No. 257: Scrappy
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"Naturally, I'm thinking about the person who should think, so I can't eat and sleep. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
When Su Yutong heard this, he fell on the table, why did he still chase here, he was sad.
"Grass people, long live my emperor after seeing it."
"Oh, what are you and my master doing so politely, ah, eat, don't mind being a husband."
Who are you, Su Yutong gritted his teeth angrily, this dog emperor must have done it on purpose.
"Of course I don't mind, it's just this leftovers, I'm afraid your old man won't get used to it."
Yes, this is ruthless enough, and there is no intention of picking up vegetables or redoing it at all.
"Grandfather, grandfather, are you going to stay and eat? Zhou'er will give you a seat. “
Lu Xiaozhou is still relatively friendly. In the past few years, the two have gotten along well.
"Yes, that's good."
Emperor Tianyu rubbed Lu Xiaozhou's little head approvingly.
Unable to stand it anymore, Su Yutong stood up, "Is Zhou'er full?" Shall we go to see the prince together? “
"I didn't finish eating."
Lu Xiaozhou tilted his head pitifully, and moved back a chair by himself.
"Madam, why are you going to leave as soon as I come, I don't know and think we quarreled."
Oops, is this jealousy? What a hassle.
"I'll go get you a jug of wine."
"It's okay, Lu Chuan, it's rare for our father and son to get together, we must have two drinks today."
"Grandmother, let's cook a few more dishes, it's the first time my grandfather has eaten at our house, let's treat them well."
Haha, Lu Chuan smiled in his heart, the dog emperor wanted to prove in front of himself that it was her daughter-in-law. With a word from a good son, he pulled her into the camp of his own family, and the stinky son has really grown up. Very good, very good.
I couldn't listen to it anymore, I couldn't listen to it anymore, Su Yutong hurriedly went out, let's make a noise, see what flowers you can make a noise.
However, Su Yutong's worried quarrel didn't make a noise, but they started to fight, and both of them were drunk.
grabbed Lu Xiaozhou, who was secretly stealing wine and drinking, and criticized seriously, "Little bastard, see it, your father and your grandfather are both virtuous, are they good-looking?" ”
"It's not pretty."
"Do you want to be disgraced like this?"
Bang, one person flashed two slaps, and the two didn't react at all.
"Don't."
Oops. The villain decisively thought too much, if he married a daughter-in-law, drank high, and was beaten again, how wrongful it would be.
The little chest patted, "Grandmother, I don't drink secretly anymore, I'm so scared." ”
That crisp slap, grandmother can really do it. Women are so ruthless, be careful, be careful, don't make women angry.
"You are going to the prince with me, and you are only waiting for your father to wake up and play drunk."
He didn't stay at home, and when he woke up and his grandmother left, he couldn't think that he had beaten him, but he couldn't say it clearly.
"Oh, it's better to go and play with the prince."
At least Uncle Prince can't beat him, I have to say that the bear child has a lot of eyes, but he wants to be crooked.
The prince was surprised when he saw Su Yutong, "Queen Mother, are you back in the palace?" “
"Your father is drunk, you can find him a place to rest for a while. In addition, Zhou'er wants to stay with you for a few days, is there something wrong with his father? ”
"Well, that's fine, the child can't ask for it."
"Thirsty, thirsty."
As soon as he settled down, Emperor Tianyu began to make trouble. A thirsty cry.
"Father, the child will go and get you water."
The prince handed over the water, but the people didn't drink it at all, and pulled it directly to the ground.
Su Yutong figured it out, and his feelings were pretended.
"Okay prince, you have to go to school tomorrow, you can rest with Zhou'er first."
Aren't you pretending to be drunk? Su Yutong smiled suspiciously, went to the kitchen, took a little salt, poured it into the cup, and saw if you could still fill it.
Sure enough, Emperor Tianyu drank the salt water, and then sat up decisively and vomited.
"You're going to murder your husband, aren't you?"
"Where can it", Su Yutong smiled drippingly, "This is the newly researched sobering method of the concubine." “
"Hmph, the most poisonous woman's heart, why don't you use this sobering method on Lu Chuan."
Wronged, unwilling, that is his daughter-in-law, smiling and laughing at others, actually beating him secretly, and feeding him salt water to drink, it is too bullying.
"Is it love to scold and scold?" Su Yutong continued to smile, "It's reluctant to fight, and scolding will be even more distressing, so the concubine thought of such a way to express her love for the saint, and the saint thinks it's good?" “
What a fart, my mouth is salty and bitter.
"I want to drink water."
Su Yutong handed over another cup unhurriedly.
One glance, "I don't drink plain water, I want tea." “
Su Yutong handed over a cup again, "Tea, I also prepared soy sauce, vinegar, radish juice or something." “
Emperor Tianyu, who was choked in a word, didn't recover for a long time.
"What the hell do you want to drink?"
also asked, Emperor Tianyou threw the cup away angrily, lay back, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
"I met Lingmiao today." Emperor Tianyou didn't react, Su Yutong continued, "He said that there are times in life that must be there, and there is no time in life when you don't force it, and he also said that the queen's position does not belong to Mei Yingxue, think about it, I decided." “
"You dare." Emperor Tianyou sat up and grabbed Su Yutong's arm, "You don't want to be the queen, and you are flying with that Shuangsu surnamed Lu, right?" Don't.
Say who you are suitable, I say you are suitable, you are suitable. ”
"I'm jealous." Cunningly threw a wink.
"Who is jealous, I am rich and rival the country, sitting on the four seas, what kind of beauty has not been seen."
Emperor Tianyu had a stalk in his neck and resolutely refused to admit it.
"Hahahaha", Su Yutong leaned forward, "Hmph, but you haven't seen a beauty like me, right." ”
"Are you beautiful? I didn't see it. ”
"Since it's not as good as your magic eye, let people go?"
"You dare, you dare." Emperor Tianyu was frightened, and he pinched Su Yutong's arm.
"It's not that you don't dare, it's reluctant, you hurt it, let go.
I went to see Lu Chuan, it was Lingmiao who knew about Lu Chuan's hiring and gave him a wake-up call. He said that he was going out to talk about business and make money to support his family recently, so please ask me to take care of Zhou'er. Zhou'er insisted on keeping me to eat, and we really didn't do anything. “
"Hmph."
"Believe it or not, how about I go and meet your ministers tomorrow?"
"Huh? You? ”
"What's wrong with me? They don't want me to occupy the queen's position, so I just don't let them agree, I want to see who is the will of God. “
Lingmiao, Lingmiao, hehe, I'm afraid you didn't expect it, you want to fall into the well when the old lady is in a low mood, not only is the old lady not scared by you, but the old lady is also high-spirited, angry with your ill-intentioned bastards. (To be continued.) )