Chapter 121 It's good if you stay away from me
Tang Zui is not a second-class goods, he is just a second-class person sometimes, not because his head is missing a string, but because... Kindness... He was missing two tendons in his head.
The ancients once said that the most important thing for a person is to have eyes and self-knowledge, but unfortunately, this "ancient" Tang Zui is not familiar with him, so he can't reach that realm, so that he was regarded as an outlier in his previous life, and he wants to be a star, but he doesn't have the consciousness of how to be a star.
Not only that, but he also likes to work with people, and he is also a director or producer, as well as male and female leading actors, the female No. 1 supporting role, No. 2 supporting role, No. 3 supporting role, No. 4... Passerby A, Passerby B... Passerby ABCDEFG, well, he's pretty much on top.
Finally, God is pitiful, and he was given a chance to cross, and there is a golden finger, it stands to reason that such a person has his own halo of the protagonist, and he should crush all the way to opponents from all walks of life, a series of pretending to slap his face, and then save the people from fire and water, and then get the unanimous love of many young girls, middle-aged women and elderly aunts, and then marry a woman with ten or eight virtuous and gentle or cold royal sisters, with a face and an ass, with culture and temperament, and a woman with a family background or no family background as a wife, In the end, he reached the pinnacle of his life, but this is not the case.
Tang Zui was also very distressed, every late at night, he always looked up at the starry sky, his face was lonely, and he sighed in his heart: This is different from the novels I read!
Some people may say that the reason why Tang Zui is like this is completely his own doing, but this is really wronging him.
When he first came to this world, he felt that he was very low-key, he had a quarrel with Wang Fengmei, a few times with his peers in the online literature, a few times with the people in the Writers' Association, and a few times with the leaders in the stage. It seems that he has been arguing all the time, but this is not the point, the point is that he was forced to do that!
Although Tang Zui's temper is not very good, he is not a person who loses his temper casually, because he has always followed the words of the old man Taizu in his hometown: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend people; If anyone sins against me, I will offend. ”
Therefore, Tang Zui rarely looks for trouble.
And Tang Zui is not a stunned young man, when he just stepped into the "list of celebrities", he also endured humiliation, he also swallowed his anger, but it was useless!
The more he endures humiliation, the more others regard him as a cow, so from that moment Tang Zui knew that it was okay to be a cow, but if it was possible, it was best to make himself the cow the most bullish, that is, the Bull Demon King, so as soon as he was not careful, he began to curse.
scolded his colleagues who wrote online articles who looked forward to his early death, scolded his colleagues who saw his red eyes, and his colleagues who scolded him on the radio station, finally, under the disdainful efforts of Comrade Tang Zui, his dream of becoming the "most bullish cow" came true, because he had long been a well-known "bastard bull demon king" in the circle.
But Mr. Tang doesn't care, he still goes his own way, because he is unwilling to go against his original intention, he is unwilling to be changed by the hypocritical entertainment industry, or in that sentence, he can't change the entertainment industry, but he wants to try his best to keep himself from being changed by the entertainment industry.
A circle, there are rules of the circle, and those who break the rules are destined to be excluded by the unspoken rules in the circle, which is undoubtedly the most stupid behavior for him who is inspired to become the "most bullish star".
A person like this really can't find any other explanation except for the lack of two tendons in his head.
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"Tang drunk! Please pay attention to your image! Please note that you are at the police station! Not at home! When Yang Kai heard Tang Zui say, "The police station is his family, and environmental protection depends on everyone", Yang Kai really wanted to slap him to death.
"Officer Yang, don't be angry, I'm not kidding?" Tang Zui said with a flattering face.
There is no way, people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.
"Humph!" Yang Kai snorted coldly and continued, "Tang Zui, I hope you can understand that this is the police station, not your unit, nor your home, if you are like the outside here, I will tell you that you will be miserable, really miserable!" ”
Tang Zui saw Yang Kai's cold eyes and cold face, and when he heard his cold words, he immediately nodded like a chicken, he wouldn't be stupid and pretend to be forced here, he had seen it in the TV series, those new prisoners will always be suppressed by those old prisoners, although this is a police station, but he estimates that he doesn't check much with the prison, so he has been warning himself in his heart that he must be low-key, low-key and low-key, and must make a new breakthrough in this place with his usual low-key style.
Yang Kai saw that Tang Zui listened to him like this, and he was embarrassed to lose his temper again, so he led him to take something, and by the way, he told him to go back to the detention room to take a bath, and by the way, he thought about how to speak when he made a note later, and then after saying a lot of precautions, he took him to the detention room.
In the conversation between Yang Kai and Tang Zui, Tang Zui also knew Yang Kai's position, Yang Kai is the first-level superintendent of the Chaoyang District Public Security Bureau, although he didn't know what the official title of "first-class superintendent" was, but when he saw that many policemen would stop and shout "Yang sir is good", he felt that this man who didn't look very old should be very awesome, and this also strengthened his idea of continuing to keep a low profile.
After Tang Zui held a basin, toiletries and towels in his hands, he followed behind Yang Kai, nodded with a smile on his face, and took a bite of "Yang sir", which was called a courtesy, which made Yang Kai feel embarrassed, not because of his name, but because of his attitude, which was too problematic, and more importantly, this man who was so attentive that he couldn't wait to sleep with him was still a person who enjoyed the "national scolding grandmaster" in Huaxia.
"Sir Yang, you see that you don't have to go in such a hurry, really, this... What's that, it's easy to pull eggs when you have big steps, you say yes! Tang Zui smiled unbeatably cheaply and said to Yang Kai.
When Yang Kai heard this, his footsteps staggered, and Tang Zui immediately helped him, and said with an anxious face: "Oh Sir Yang, be careful!" I said don't worry, you see that you are in order to rest for me early, and you have disregarded the safety of your own life and property and that of your descendants. What should I say? ”
Yang Kai: "......"
"Sir Yang, can I help you?"
"Don't get too close to me!" Yang Kai finally spoke, he really couldn't stand this chatter.
"Sir Yang, you really don't want to be polite, to be honest, it's my honor to serve you!" Tang Zui's eyes were sincere, and his tone was even more sincere.
"I said, don't get too close to me!" Yang Kai said in an accentuated tone.
"Sir Yang, you really don't have to be polite, really!"
"I'm not polite, I really don't need to!"
"Shall I hold you then?"
"No!"
"You see your face is a little pale, it's obviously because you're sick! You are working for me like this, how can I repay you! ”
"You don't have to repay me, just stay away from me, the smell on your body is too strong......"