Great Motherland!

Northern capital, lion small.

In the first class of the first grade, in the old bungalow in the east courtyard, the horn is still ringing, and it is time to do exercises again, this time it is not gymnastics.

Eye exercises, scraping the eye sockets by pressing the temple chakra......

Yang Wei lowered his head, put his hands on his eyebrows and pretended to do exercises, feeling quite ashamed.

He was originally beating children on a rainy day, and he was idle, so he grabbed his classmate's comics, but he didn't expect to flip through them at random, and he actually fell into it.

Toriyama Naruto is mighty, and the first painting of Dragon Ball is really interesting.

Wukong was really naughty when he was a child, the turtle fairy looked at Boomer's expression was really amazing, and the publishing house in Hainan was also amazing, and he stole Dragon Ball as soon as he broke away from Guangdong and became an independent province this year, and it called for the dragon to move too fast.

It is the farthest away from Japan and the fastest in action, so it is no wonder that it is rumored that a few years ago, the US reconnaissance satellite went to the sky over Hainan and went around the sky without any footage, and there was a mysterious light below.

Now if a thunderbolt strikes in the sky, it is estimated that the real estate industry will be lowered to half-mast in the future, and a group of bad boys will be there.

Bad kids are doing bad things, but good kids are locked up in elementary school to watch Dragon Ball, Na Cangsheng!

"Bad guys!" A little girl with hairpin tied next to Yang Wei saw that her table mate was making small moves again, and she said with disdain.

Yang Wei turned his head and smiled when he heard this, consciously taking care of his losses, and did not know like a little girl.

He is now talking to people with his head held high, and he will be in a trance from time to time, the teachers are like giants, not like the world, and sometimes he will inexplicably feel that he is a friend's child next to him, and he can't help but pinch it when he sees the fleshy little face.

As a result, the bad dish, the nickname of "face-scratching madman" spread far and wide, and it went viral in an instant, not only Cao Nan, who was at the same table, trembled when he saw him, like a drowning toad, but the female classmates in the class were also very afraid of him, as for the eagerness of a group of little calves in the class, don't mention it.

In just a few days, I relied on the eldest child from the first grade of primary school to the upper grade, and saw that he did not point fingers, and his little eyes were very weird.

Face-scratcher? What kind of reputation is this?

God is pitiful, fame is fame, but in any way Yang Wei has thought of becoming famous, there is absolutely no this, but people are lucky, it is the rhythm of wishes, happiness always comes to him inadvertently, and it doesn't matter if he can stand it or not, I really don't know what to say.

Thanks to Yang Wei's quick response, before the rumors were spread, he frantically searched for small cakes from nearby cake shops, and came to school for more than two weeks to do nothing else, that is, he sent cakes when he saw that people's eyes were wrong, and then brought them in after sending them out during recess, regardless of whether they were in the class or outside the class, as long as the eyes were wrong, they would definitely know something that should not be known.

As a result, the situation got a little out of hand.

Cao Nan, who was at the same table at the same table, no longer hated him because he ate the cake to the top, but he would stab him from time to time, but the style of study in the class made him bad.

Why, it's very simple, children don't hide things in their hearts, love and hate are clean and neat, crying no matter whether they are cement or mud, they will howl when they lie down, they will immediately break into laughter when they say that they don't take you to play, they won't call you if they don't throw their handkerchiefs, and they also pull their friends to isolate you, so that the little poor who was forcibly isolated is sad, and squatting lonely on the side to draw circles.

A group of bear children looked at Yang Wei's prestige, swishing from the strange curry, and did it in one go, the loss and envy can't be hidden, and then look at it, isn't it just a snack, the good doesn't learn the bad one, and I don't know if from the third or fourth day, his class will become a rat class.

Just look at it, it doesn't matter if it's a recess exercise in and out of class, eating all the time, squirrel cheeks bulging, heads up and down, hidden behind the book, ups and downs......

I eat your marshmallow, you bite me a bite of crisp noodles, you grab me a handful of popcorn, you have to let me lick the sugar dragon and phoenix chicken in your hand, Mai Lisu rolls sideways, appetizing pills fly around, the pocket is full of melon seeds, what to do if the mouth is skewered, come and fry the teeth with jumping candy, let the mouth slowly ...... first

Originally, who didn't hand in the homework would report a bar, and when a bunch of little toads ate it, once the things in their mouths were taken away by the teacher, you see, it was called a common enemy, the potential of the underground party was instantly stimulated, there were always people at the door to sentry, and the teachers were far away to ventilate each other.

A group of foodies did not dare to forget their roots, completely inherited the imperial tradition, and within a few days, they felt that the food on the market was not delicious, and began to bring all kinds of strange things to the school......

When Mr. Huang didn't know where to get a rock sugar gourd more than one meter long, Yang Wei covered his face and knew that it was bad again.

Sure enough, Huang Datong and the stupid Boi didn't want to think about how such an old guy could hide, and proudly shook into the class in the shape of a sheep's waist, in fact, Yang Wei and their head teacher Wang Fang, saw a swaggering little potato on the campus from a long distance, carrying a Qimen spear, who knew that he actually walked straight into her class.

The result is self-evident, Mr. Huang's first hawthorn was still in his mouth and he didn't swallow it, and Wang Fang, who was killed by stepping on Hot Wheels, slapped the wall.

When Wang Fang took a look at Mr. Huang's crime tools, he immediately set off a bloody special action to confiscate snacks, and when he saw that even Yang Wei, the head of the scene, was invited to parents with his ears, Huang Datong was also punished to stand at the door as a specimen to warn latecomers, and a group of bear children who were good at looking at the wind immediately wilted.

Alas, when can I put down a quiet desk, Yang Wei has a good nature, and he was troubled by a bunch of bear children.

"Yang Wei, you answer." A pointed roll call came from the front of the classroom.

Yang Wei looked up and saw that Mr. He was looking at him, and he stood up quietly and rubbed the comics into the desk drawer with his small stomach.

"Equal to 8." Seeing the question on the blackboard with 3+5=missing answers, Yang Wei answered.

Teacher He hummed, wiped the = sign, wrote a -6, and asked, "What is it now?" ”

“6。” Yang Wei blurted out.

"Think again." Teacher He looked at Yang Wei with annoyance.

“… 2。 Yang Wei obediently tilted his head and thought about it and replied.

"Okay, sit down, listen carefully in class, and don't make small moves." Teacher He nodded at Yang Wei and motioned for him to sit down.

Yang Wei looked innocent and sat down honestly, looking ignorant......

An inch in mathematics is often the life of countless geniuses, and how many adults 1+1 is equal to how many can't be proven, and it's too difficult for elementary school students to add and subtract......

How good is manual labor and nature class, and it doesn't take a lot of brains to play around......

"Let's swing the oars, the boat pushes the waves, the sea reflects the beautiful white tower, surrounded by green trees and red walls......"

A burst of heart-washing children's voices came, so that Yang Wei's depressed mood for many days was relieved a lot, the recess activities after the second class should be longer, and the radio room found some background music from time to time to put down.

"Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars."

Who can resist singing it when they read the above sentence?

What makes a good piece? That's what makes it good. Brainwashing is as memorable as simplicity, and the British nursery rhyme derived from the melody of the French nursery rhyme "Mom, I'll Say to You" has done this, and has swept the world's children's circle like a virus, and even if you lose your memory in a car accident when you grow up, you can't forget this melody.

Although the Greater China region is in the era when Miyuki Nakajima is supporting half the sky in the Chinese music scene at this time, and it has to rely on Miyuki's sister for many years, and there will be no popular youth songs or children's songs in the future, but when Yang Wei was a child, there were still many excellent youth songs to listen to, unlike when it was completely cut off and blank later.

Not to mention being able to sing Beihai, the beautiful "Let's Swing the Sculls", the songs of the fifties are still blowing in the breeze half a century later, just saying that the performance of the Galaxy Youth Choir at this time will throw off a few streets in the later version, the real innocence and purity, making people forget their sorrows, can't help but smile, and feel beautiful.

From the bittersweet song of "I am a little connoisseur of selling newspapers, I don't wait for the dawn to sell newspapers", to the little girl picking mushrooms of "the little girl picking mushrooms, carrying a big basket on her back", the money-picking song of "I picked up a penny on the side of the road and handed him over to the police uncle" who encouraged good people and good deeds, and "I am a stucco maker with strong painting skills" who fooled children to work. I want to paint the new house beautifully", the inspirational song of "the sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, the bird says, early, why do you carry a small schoolbag", edutainment in fun, what level is this?

Five scum of China's declaration of war? This is something that can only be done by the super department of the real world powers, which studies the psychology and consciousness-form of human thought and behavior to the bone, and the inferior countries do not even think about it, and they are completely unqualified, and you can just listen to what the big countries export.

The culprit "Germanic barbarians", who destroyed Rome and subverted civilization in European history, were completely whitewashed by the German elite with the passion and crazy propaganda of iron and fire, and became noble Germans, and even the Germans' rigorous style did not even know the Germans themselves, and they had to wait for later generations of Chinese to tell them that the Germans were rigorous.

What is this level of consciousness-morphological output? If there was no crazy era of Nazi Germany that completely subverted the overall impression of a nation, how could there be any German fans later, German civilians before World War II saw French soldiers who did not take off their hats, they would be slapped by French soldiers and their hats were blown away, and even people kicked them into the ditch, and the sick man of East Asia who was bent by foreigners bent his backbone has a virtue, noble hair.

How did your impression of Japan become what it was for future generations?

A generation of heroes and heroes came out before and after the Japanese Restoration, and a generation of people with lofty ideals threw their heads and shed their blood, and after the militaristic and spiritual education, the impression of a nation was completely reversed, and the brand of the sick man of East Asia that was originally worn on the head of the Japanese small potato was sent to China with one shot.