Chapter 727: I only sell my strength, not my body
Shabei entered the lottery shop, which had just opened, and it was open at 8 o'clock. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
Seeing a tightly wrapped guy come in, with a cameraman behind him, the shopkeeper said vigilantly, "What's the matter?" β
Sha Bei lowered his hat a little and let the shopkeeper see the whole picture, and the shopkeeper pointed at him in surprise: "Oh, it's you!" Haha, I thought I was here to rob! β
Wipe!
I just wanted to say a few words, but Sha Bei was in no mood in an instant, you are the one who robbed!
"Boss, help me introduce the lottery with a high winning rate......"
Sha Bei began to ask, but the VJ behind him had quietly turned off the camera, and the chief director had just been notified that the scene where the artist bought a lottery ticket would not be filmed, and it would never be broadcast, and if Sha Bei was lucky and really won the jackpot, the director team would also forcibly change it to not win a penny.
This is easy to understand, and the director team is right to do this, and the post-production will also emphasize the risks of buying lottery tickets, and clearly indicate that the audience is not encouraged to do so.
Shabei is very smart, he actually wants to set an example to tell everyone this fact, he spent 20 yuan to buy a few scratch cards casually, there is no doubt that all of them missed, and then, he dragged his tired body, showing a depressed expression and walking on the street, full of remorse, and has been blaming himself.
"The idea of getting rich in one day is unacceptable, taking shortcuts will not work, I better work honestly to make money."
Shabei's self-reflection performance worked well, but he was really not good at business, and he soon became blind again.
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Sun Honglei came out the third, he had no cost to make snacks, and he didn't have a specialty in eating technical meals, and the agent gave the third suggestion, do housekeeping!
"Housekeeping is a good profession, really! My family will ask the housekeeping company to clean thoroughly before the Spring Festival every year, and the cost seems to be 5,000 yuan at a time, well, our family is relatively large, and it is particularly cumbersome to do hygiene, so the charge is a bit high. However, I heard from a friend that an ordinary three-bedroom and two-living room has a thorough and comprehensive housekeeping service, and 1000 yuan is the starting price, which does not include the most difficult kitchen, and kitchen cleaning will be charged separately. β
Sun Honglei said to the camera as he walked: "I can cook, wipe the table, clean the windows, mop the floor, I can do all of this, I am a star, big and small, so it is not expensive to charge 500 yuan an hour, right?" β
500 yuan an hour?
Sun Honglei thought too naΓ―ve, he walked along the street, walked for more than ten minutes, still didn't see any housekeeping company stores, he changed his strategy, began to drill the alley, walked to half past eight, he was tired, only to see a small housekeeping store on the side of the road.
Said small, because the whole store is less than 20 square meters, and there is only one stall, the signboard in front of the store is yellow, the rust water dyes the canvas into black marks, the owner of the store holds a water cup, squatting under the big tree at the door of the store to brush his teeth, full of white foam, shouting at Sun Honglei: "Hehe, what are you doing?" β
Sun Honglei got into the store, looked east and west, the expression was really strange, the boss misunderstood him as a thief, and rushed back without even wiping the foam, and asked vigilantly: "What are you doing?" β
Sun Honglei's small eyes narrowed, pulled the shopkeeper into the store, took off his mask, and smiled humbly: "Boss, I'm Sun Honglei, I'm looking for a job." β
The boss's eyes are about to fall, the expression on his face is really rich, this is actually a hidden folk emoji master, at first it was doubt, then the surprise of staring at the beads, and then the surprise, eating hands, you can eat two hands at a time, even the toothbrush is also eating, and finally came to Sun Honglei's head, smiled, and sprayed him with white foam: "My God, it's really Sun Honglei!" β
Sun Honglei could only turn sideways slightly, and now he has a request for others, so he really can't be angry.
The boss also found out and said embarrassedly: "Please sit down!" Have you eaten it? If you haven't eaten, eat it here, I'll let my wife eat it for you! β
I really saw the proprietress coming out of it and greeted her warmly, Sun Honglei had a black line on his head, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Big brother, let's get down to business, I'm really here to find a job." Do you have a housekeeping job for me? β
Speaking of business, the boss stopped joking, and the two sat on the sofa and chatted.
After listening to it for a while, Sun Honglei was depressed, and the housekeeping industry was also a very deep pool of water, first of all, this store has no business license, no contract, no guarantee, the boss as an intermediary, all the agreements are all oral, at most only give you a handwritten receipt, not even a seal.
"I've been here for more than 10 years and haven't had a single dispute, all because I have a good reputation! The housekeepers in the four nearby communities basically go from me, I have more than 30 sisters-in-law under my name, I and they are all divided into three or seven, I don't owe anyone a salary, and no one thinks I charge unfairly......"
Hearing the boss boast and talk a lot, Sun Honglei is not calm, housekeeping is also a service industry, business is random, there must be more on New Year's Day and Spring Festival, but it is not always possible to run at full capacity, when the order is met, the price is agreed, the boss will arrange who will do it, come back and share the money after it is done, and then continue to wait.
Look at the fees, the four categories of housekeeping, more than 40 small items, different projects have different prices, different times, and additional instructions, and even allow the actual inspection of the door, and the owner to negotiate the price.
"For example, kitchen cleaning is the highest charge, washing a stove for 100 yuan, washing a stove for 30 yuan, cleaning the range hood, you also have to see whether it is a single leaf or a double leaf, whether it is an exhaust fan or an exhaust type, whether it is a strong exhaust or a side suction, you also have to go to the door to see the degree of oil pollution, and the price can be adjusted upwards."
A large list of nouns almost stunned Sun Honglei, and he hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop, boss, I'll tell you the truth, I only have 98 yuan on me, I don't know how to collect your intermediary fees and how to collect the commission." I have a camera here to shoot, you give a market price, don't cheat me, don't let you suffer, how about everyone hurry up? You help me find a job, and I will give you another 10% increase according to the market price, and that's it! I just have one purpose, take this 98 yuan with me, and see how much I can earn in a day! β
The boss finally understood, gritted his teeth, and stretched out his hand to hold Sun Honglei: "Cheng!" Welcome to Extreme Challenge! β
Sun Honglei was stunned and didn't come back to his senses for a long time: "Are you a staff member?" β
The boss shouted: "No! But who in the entire Red Maple City doesn't know that you are coming to record "Extreme Challenge"? Aren't you challenging for a career in domestic service? Wait, I'll call some rich people, they should be interested in you. Ahaha, let Sun Honglei clean their house, it's all touching to think about it! β
Sun Honglei was stupid: "Boss, you won't sell me to the thief's den, right?" I...... I...... I only sell my strength, not my body......"
The round-waisted proprietress next to him glanced at him, and joked with a smile: "Just your looks?" I'm not rare! β
A bolt from the blue!
Sun Honglei covered his face, in this wild shop of less than 20 square meters and basically no decoration, he was deeply hurt by the blow.
"Ah...... I knew that the show was full of deep malice...... NPCs are so difficult to deal with, I guess they're going to be broken......"
Sun Honglei faced the camera facelessly, he couldn't cry or laugh, and he heard the boss chatting on the phone there: "Alas, Sister Zhu, I, I'm Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu's housekeeping!" Yes, does your home need to be cleaned now? Alas, don't hang up the phone, I have someone here to recommend to you, a star! Male! Common on TV! Old acting in TV series, acting in movies! Hey, I lied to you that I'm a grandson! β
Sun Honglei couldn't listen to it anymore, walked out of the store to breathe fresh air, VJ was really dedicated, took off the hat with the camera and put it on the cabinet, pointed at the boss who was talking on the phone, and followed Sun Honglei out.
"I guess something big is going to happen today...... Worst-case scenario, you know what it is......"
Sun Honglei whispered to the camera: "Later, you will accompany me to do housekeeping, if you see that the situation is not right, and the other party has bad thoughts about me, I will run first, and you stay behind the palace." β
VJ Khan is coming out soon, is this what people say? Is there such a fun? It's just a show, it's terrible!
"Sun Honglei! Sun Honglei! β
The boss shouted inside, overjoyed: "I helped you find a customer, 250 an hour, the price has been negotiated, this is definitely sky-high!" Just give me 100 an hour when you come back! β
Sun Honglei calculated, he fell 150 an hour, and he earned 300 for two hours, which is okay, the hourly salary is quite high!
"Boss, what do I have to prepare? My empty-handed ......"
Sun Honglei then remembered that he had no tools, so the boss clapped his hands and said: "In this way, I will sell you some tools at a friendly price, which is really very cheap, how much money I will come in and back, and how much money you will take away." What do you need? Don't worry, the customer said to drive to pick you up, and you just wait here. You'll need two pairs of disposable gloves and three types of detergent, and you'll need to bring them with you in case you need them......"
Five minutes later, Sun Honglei took out 80 yuan and happily bought a big bag of equipment, thanking him very much: "Boss, you are so good!" β
The boss smiled and said, "Of course, I wish you success!" Look, the customers are coming! β
A red Ferrari was parked on the sidewalk outside the door, and the door opened, and a young girl in knee-length leather boots, a mink jacket, fashionable sunglasses, and long chestnut hair stepped forward and walked in this direction.
The boss laughed on the side: "This is Sister Zhu's daughter, you can do a good job on this order!" β
Sun Honglei took off the sunglasses on his chest and put them on silently, took the initiative to stretch out a hand, and said in a cool voice: "Hello Miss Zhu, I am Sun Honglei, and I will do today's housekeeping service." β
The fashionable girl sneered and laughed: "It's really you, let's go, I'll send you to my mother's house, she's waiting for you!" β
Your mother......
Sun Honglei didn't know whether to cry or laugh, the Ferrari sports car couldn't sit everyone, VJ could only urgently ask the boss for help, put his ID card here, and borrowed an electric car to follow behind.
Looks like something really big is going to happen today! (To be continued.) )