Chapter 349: The Rhythm of Killing
There's nothing more embarrassing in the world than when a woman you've just met tells you that she has an urgent need to urinate, but she can't move.
What to do? The living can't be suffocated by urine!
Do you wait a little longer, or do you help her yourself, no, to carry her to the bathroom, to be exact, and then ......
Chu Nan looked at Qin Han with an inquiring gaze, after all, it was not just a matter of carrying it, but also helping others open the most private place, if people did not agree, they could sue themselves for indecency.
Even if you don't sue yourself, you can completely doubt your character, you can be shameless, but you can't be so shameless that you don't have any character.
Of course Qin Han understood what Chu Nan meant, Chu Nan was embarrassed, wasn't Qin Han embarrassed? An unmarried woman opened her mouth to say the word urine itself is an unspeakable thing, and now she actually asks the man to carry it into the bathroom and ......
Just imagine the plot that is going to happen in the bathroom, Qin Han's face is even redder, and the red at this moment is two reds, one is the red of urgency, and the other is the red of shame.
Qin Han shook his head slightly, and then ...... Nodding slightly, no matter how embarrassed it is, it's better than wetting the bed!
If you hold it any longer, maybe you will really die, if you are really suffocated by urine, with the freshness of the matter and your identity in City A, it will definitely make headlines tomorrow, what will those reporters write?
Needless to say, they will all be fried, so ...... The entire Qin family is also disgraced!
After all, Qin Han is a member of a big family, and according to his mindset, he will always put the interests of the family first, and even the matter of holding urine has begun to think about the family, which is really rare.
Since everyone is nodding, I can only ...... Reluctantly, although it is more embarrassing than catching cockroaches at Teacher Yanyan's house, it is also more embarrassing than Tian Yingying suddenly cutting off the power and water when she is taking a bath.
Maybe he is an embarrassing life, or maybe his rebirth is to serve these beauties.
Yes, this is service, people must have the spirit of service when they live, and they will wait for her to pee well, and they will also learn the popular words of the Internet: don't thank me, please call me Lei Feng.
Chu Nan carried Qin Han and YY on the side.
In normal times, when he found that other people's bathrooms use bidets, Chu Nan always didn't forget to blacken his belly, since he already has a squatting basin, what did he invent a bidet for, even the last bathroom was so squeamish, what did it look like!
When entering the bathroom of the lover's house, Chu Nan longed from the bottom of his heart for the first time, how good it would be if the squatting basin inside was transformed into a sitting basin!
But no matter how much Chu Nan longed, he couldn't change the facts, and the bathroom in the lover's house was a squatting basin.
With Qin Han's current physical condition, if it was a basin, Chu Nan would help her after putting her down, and then help her open the ...... That's it; But at this moment, after Chu Nan let go of Qin Han, he not only had to support Qin Han, but also had to support her hard...... Buttocks ~ part.
For Chu Nan, who has no skills now, the task is now a big project.
A person's weight remains the same, when she is awake, you can easily pick her up, but when she is asleep or drunk, when her body is soft ~ soft, and you can't find any point of focus, can you easily pick her up?
At this moment, Qin Han is softer than her who is asleep or drunk~ Mian, and it is difficult to find a focus point all over her body, which makes Chu Nan very painful.
Chu Nan Lingtai, who was in pain, moved smartly, if his body didn't even have a little focus, how could the enemy find an angle to attack him?
The moves of the genuine Dugu Nine Swords are not said at all, they have reached a kind of perfection beyond the universe, especially when they realize that the ninety-nine are one, not only can they borrow the power of the other party, but they can also use the power of the universe to attack the other party.
However, there seems to be a gap in the body and footwork, and you might as well improve it when you have time.
The support of the support, the support of the support, the top of the top...... Chu Nan used the principle of Tai Chi's circle to help Qin Han straighten his soft ~ delicate ~ body.
At this moment, Chu Nan's sweat has already wet~ his clothes, and even his breathing is thick.
Oh, I almost forgot, I haven't helped Qin Han get rid of Xiao Nene.
"I'm going to ...... Take it off. Chu Nan reminded Qin Han softly.
Fortunately, Qin Han was just wearing a professional skirt, as long as she put her hand under the skirt and slowly, slowly, slowly took off her little nene.
If it's jeans, it's a lot of trouble, and you have to take it off layer by layer from the outside to the inside, and it's a lot of work.
When Xiao Nene was almost off, the sound of "snort" sounded agitatedly, and Chu Nan's hand couldn't dodge, and he was immediately hit. Qin Han couldn't care so much anymore, it was simply out of control, and the sound of "snorting" was even higher, as if the water of the Yangtze River and the Yellow River had the momentum of rushing to the sea and never returning.
Accompanied by bursts of "snort" sounds, Qin Han unconsciously made a comfortable sound, yes, it's almost the same as calling that. After holding it for so long, I finally pulled the urine out, it was comfortable, and it was normal to make a sound, these are all physiological reactions, just like the principle of calling on the bed~ should be the same.
It was normal for this sound to reach the ears of Chu Nan, who was turning on the faucet to wash his hands, but if there was a person standing outside the bathroom and imagining those sounds, it would be extremely abnormal.
The sound of the faucet is naturally imagined as the sound of taking a shower, but when taking a bath, there is a man's rough voice and a woman's comfortable moaning inside, so how to imagine it?
It's not hard to imagine, as long as it's a normal person. Although Wen Xin is keen on martial arts, it is normal in other aspects, and at this moment she is standing outside the bathroom of her lover's residence and imagining.
At the Martial Saint level, she couldn't even hide the subtle sound from a few hundred meters away, let alone the bathroom in front of her. I can't imagine that he is such a person, doing such a shameless thing when he is away?!
Although he is only his fiancée, his fiancée is also a wife!
It's women who can't bear it, not to mention Wen Xin, who thinks that this world should be based on his wife, only to see her kick open the door of the bathroom and burst into a shout: "You are ready to die!" ”
This explosion was made with skill, and the sound was so loud that it was not too much to say that there was a spring thunder in the bathroom.
Chu Nan's ears thundered, and he almost fainted.
They are all neatly dressed, but they look very weird, the strange woman is squatting in front, her body is completely leaning on Chu Nan's body, Chu Nan is half supporting and half supporting with one hand behind her, and the other hand is flushing, what are they doing?
After coming over for a long time, Chu Nan shook his head violently, as if he had just woken up, it turned out that Wen Xin's wife was here, it was great, she could help Qin Da Mei solve her acupuncture.
But why did she look so angry? It seems to be the rhythm of wanting to kill!