"Give you three points of color and you'll start a dyeing room, won't you?" Qiu Shiyin gently kicked Chu Nan's buttocks, and then said arrogantly, "That's it, if you win this bet, I will promise to go on a date with you once, and I will bear all the cost of the date!" ”

"Well, it's constructive, I like it!" Chu Nan is interested, he hasn't really dated any girl in his life.

"But what if you lose?" Qiu Shiyin asked.

"I'm not going to lose!" Chu Nan said confidently.

"Don't talk so much, I don't know how to die when I lose." Qiu Shiyin pursed her lips.

"What if...... I lost and I'm responsible for the cost of our date! Chu Nan also said heroically, he had the courage to spend a lot of money.

"Go!" Qiu Shiyin rolled her eyes, "Isn't that the same as not saying it!" ”

"Why didn't you say it, for you, the cost of dating may not be nothing, but for me, a good family man who is diligent and thrifty, I have mustered the greatest courage to say it." Chu Nan explained unashamedly.

Before he ran a house, he said that he was a good family man who was diligent and thrifty!

"Okay, but one thing must be added." Qiu Shiyin thought for a while and said.

"Tell me about it."

"If you lose, I'll decide the location of the date!"

"Okay!"

Chu Nan nodded, and then muttered again, "I won't lose anyway!" ”

After another half hour, the woods beneath his feet were still quiet.

Qiu Shiyin was a little impatient, and sometimes twisted her delicate body slightly.

"What's wrong, are your feet sore?" Chu Nan asked with concern.

"......" Qiu Shiyin was silent for a while.

Could it be that her relatives came? Chu Nan looked at him a little embarrassed to speak, and secretly guessed, but he didn't ask.

After a while, Qiu Shiyin became more and more agitated.

"Are you a great aunt?" Chu Nan finally couldn't help asking.

"Go!" Qiu Shiyin glanced at him, "You seem to know a lot!" ”

"The biology teacher in the third year of junior high school taught, and I remember that the biology teacher's class was very wonderful, and she was very beautiful." Chu Nan said, seemingly intoxicated with the memories of his previous life.

"Is it the teacher's class that is wonderful, or the teacher's person who is beautiful?" Qiu Shiyin deliberately asked rhetorically.

"Ahem, it's a wonderful class!" Chu Nan coughed lightly and emphasized.

How can a junior high school student say that the teacher is beautiful all day long, I am a simple good student!

"And do you remember what she taught?" Qiu Shiyin asked with a wink.

"Hmm...... It seems that only the characteristics of puberty in boys and girls are remembered. Chu Nan replied without thinking.

"Go!" Qiu Shiyin spit out, "No wonder I asked the girl if the eldest aunt was here as soon as I opened my mouth!" It turns out that I have a lot of expertise in this area. ”

"You...... Aren't you? Chu Nan was stunned.

"Of course not." Qiu Shiyin shook her head and said angrily, "I...... It's just that I have an urgency! ”

Oh, it turned out that it was me who complicated the simple question, and it seems that I will have to change this habit in the future.

"Well, it's very simple, you just ...... Fix it on the spot! Chu Nan immediately flexibly used the life path of epiphany and dealt with problems simply.

"You ......" Qiu Shiyin seemed a little embarrassed.

"What is the relationship between the two of us, I have seen your whole body a few times, where it is convex, where it is concave, I know it clearly, so I almost studied it in depth. It's just a pee, so why hide it! Chu Nan said casually.

"Let's get off the ground!" Qiu Shiyin hesitated and said.

"Now is the critical moment of lurking, you must not easily go down the tree, otherwise the target will be exposed, what is this called, it will be a failure!" Chu Nan in no way agreed with Qiu Shiyin's opinion.

"When the urine hits the ground, isn't it louder?" Qiu Shiyin was puzzled.

"That'...... Then you can pee into the hollow of the tree. Chu Nan pointed as he spoke, the tree hole under Qiu Shiyin's feet, I just don't know if there is Xiong Da or Xiong Er in the tree hole.

In short, it won't be too strong!

"Okay!" Qiu Shiyin couldn't help it, "You turn your head away." ”

"You've seen everything anyway, what do you care so much about?" Chu Nan frowned and asked puzzledly, "Isn't it just to flow some water out of the immortal cave?" ”

"Look at nothing, and there won't be a piece of meat missing!" Qiu Shiyin's mantra is here again, "It's just...... I won't be able to pee when you're watching. ”

"Oh" Chu Nan expressed understanding, he remembered that in his previous life, when he was too nervous, his brother, who was usually quite active, turned off the fire at a critical time.

Later, Tian Yingying, who was still experienced at that time, put on a few relaxing tunes, and then gently stroked them for a while, and then ...... Then according to the requirements of the plot, the lights went out!

Chu Nan didn't say anything anymore, turned around, and squatted back to back with Qiu Shiyin.

"Did you turn around?" Qiu Shiyin asked softly.

"Turn around early, don't worry! Come on. Chu Nan clenched his fists and shouted softly.

it, it's like a Songkran water competition, it's just peeing!

Chu Nan's ears first sounded with a rustling sound, and then ...... Then it was quiet.

Why hasn't she moved for so long, and it's not the first urine, so there's no need to be so delicate!

……

"Do you want me to whistle?" Chu Nan's mind suddenly came to mind, when he was only a few months old in his previous life, when his grandmother was holding him to pee, she always whistled softly and rhythmically.

What's the situation? How could I suddenly remember what happened when I was a few months old?

Chu Nan smiled while thanking God, rebirth did give him many, many subtle things!

"What do you do with a whistle?" Qiu Shiyin obviously has no experience in this area.

"Help you relax!" Chu Nan talked about the scene when his grandmother held him to pee when he was a child, and then whistled softly and rhythmically.

"Shhh

Qiu Shiyin sneered, and with the laughter, Chu Nan finally heard the long-lost sound of flowing water.

Where do you go to the springs? I'm going to flow into the stream. Where are you going? I'm going to flow into the river. Where are you going? We're all going to be in the ocean.

Chu Nan's ears suddenly sounded the child's voice of memorizing primary school Chinese textbooks when he was a child.

Oh, now you should imitate a sentence, fairy cave water, fairy cave water, where are you going? I'm going to flow into a tree hollow.

"Thank you, fool! From then on, I decided with you. Qiu Shiyin said eloquently.

"Ahh What kind of trick is this? Whistling like this, it's ...... Identified with me? Wouldn't that be more direct and effective than the Bed Saint Peerless Science that Brother Feng taught me. Chu Nan secretly shouted in his heart.

"I mean, when you can't pee in the future, I'll identify you!" Qiu Shiyin looked at Chu Nan and explained softly.

it! I thought it was a good thing, Chu Nan was dizzy and almost fell off the tree.