The six people got into the van and took out their arrest warrants, laughing uncontrollably. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The normal charges are Brother Hu and Guan Xiaotong, one is too handsome, the other is without makeup, everyone can accept it, the nonsensical is Peng Yuyan's crime of too many muscles, and Shabei's crime of stealing chickens, everyone joked for a long time, squeezed each other, and there was laughter and laughter in the car.

"By the way, where's Dabao?"

"He's supposed to be still at the airport, right?"

"He got off the plane at half past seven, and it was almost nine o'clock at this time, so he must have arrived, you say, what crime did he commit?"

"Dabao, he has committed too many sins to count!"

Everyone laughed for a while, and they didn't have to think about it, the production team would definitely not spare the game Black Hole Gold Dabao.

Sure enough, everyone guessed correctly, at the door of the Red Maple Uprising Revolutionary Memorial Hall, Jin Dabao was dragging his suitcase, hiding in the corner of the doorpost, shivering from the cold: "Is there a mistake, my brother, I was dragged here by you just after getting off the plane, and I didn't even drink hot water, do you want to freeze me to death?" …… What is this place? Red Maple Revolt...... What does that mean? Let me uncover the uprising? ”

Hongfeng Uprising Revolutionary Memorial Hall, which was excited by the Yangcheng Uprising and Jiangcheng Uprising, when all parts of the country were responding, Hongfeng also followed the trend and made trouble, and the famous patriotic general Major General Zhang Sanfeng fired the first shot of the revolution, which has far-reaching significance for the people of Hongfeng.

Two cars drove over from afar, stopped with double flashes, and Li Yifeng got out of the car and walked towards Jin Dabao.

"Jin Dabao?"

"Huh? Hey, you're Li Yifeng! ”

"Arrest him! Jin Dabao, in the first season of Running Man, you were the first to go out in five phases, your strength was too weak, and you gave up on yourself, and you were willing to sit on the title of Gamestart, not enterprising, not seeking progress, you lowered the overall IQ of all the members of the Running Man, you are guilty of IQ crime! ”

Listening to Li Yifeng count his crimes, Jin Dabao's mouth couldn't close at all, and he couldn't even say the words of protest, he actually muttered: "My brother, what you said is so reasonable...... I was speechless......"

Li Yifeng's stomach hurt with laughter, and he continued to read: "In addition, if you are too short, you will lower the average height of the running man, and you will not work as hard as Sha Bei to improve your height, short crime!" ”

Short stature, blame me? The genes are not good, I was poor when I was a child, I was malnourished, and I also want to grow taller, okay? Jin Dabao originally felt ridiculous, but when he heard that there was still something about Shabei, he smiled: "Shabei is trying to improve his height? He's all set, how can he work hard to improve? Did you know that he has two pairs of heightened insoles in his bag all year round? 5 cm! 5 cm thick! ”

Li Yifeng couldn't help laughing, a little nervous, and hurriedly turned his face sideways, taking the opportunity of touching his chin to cover it up, fortunately this is not a live broadcast, all the videos can be edited.

He said: "Also, if you look too ugly, you will lower the average appearance of a running man, and you are guilty of being an ugly man!" ”

Jin Dabao couldn't cry or laugh: "It's my fault that I'm ugly?" My wife praises me every day for being a beautiful man! ”

Li Yifeng shouted loudly: "There are also stupid failures twice, unlucky four times, according to the provisions of Article 7 of Chapter 14 of the Running Man Law, a total of more than 20 crimes, several crimes will be punished together, take away!" ”

"Wow~~Wow~Let go of me~~"

Forcibly dragged to the prisoner car, Jin Dabao was still struggling, and did not forget to remind the staff not to forget his suitcase.

As soon as he opened the car door, he looked at each other, and within three seconds burst into laughter.

"What sin? Not beat around the bush! ”

"Dabao, be honest!"

Jin Dabao stammered in the face of everyone's inquiries: "Uh...... IQ Crime ......"

Poof!

Guan Xiaotong was the first to laugh crookedly in his seat, and the others were also speechless, so they could only giggle.

Yang An held back a smile and asked, "What else?" ”

Jin Dabao was aggrieved again, crying with a sad face: "Saying I'm short, saying I'm ugly, this is also a sin?" I've wronged me! ”

There was only laughter in the car, and everyone was right, saying that Jin Dabao had committed too many crimes, as expected, Dabao, Dabao, can you be a little more motivated?

Laughing all the way, the business car was driving on Hongfeng Street, Yang An had been sitting in the car for almost two hours, and he complained: "Is there a mistake, it hasn't arrived yet?" My ass hurts! ”

As soon as the words fell, the vehicle turned into a pitch-black unit on the side of the road, and the doorman raised the guardrail and let the convoy in.

"Red Maple University of Technology?"

Shabei's eyes were sharp, and he saw a temporary billboard hanging next to the guard's room: "This is the new campus of Polytechnic, right?" ”

Everyone looked around, a very unfamiliar environment, the most familiar with the red maple were Yang An and Sha Bei, although the other people were also ready to buy a house in the red maple, but after all, they had not lived here for too long, and other major businesses were not here.

Yang An looked at it for a long time, nodded and said, "It seems to be yes, but it shouldn't have been long since it was repaired here, right?" Shouldn't the university town be moved over again this summer? ”

This is indeed the new campus of Hongfeng University of Science and Technology, the municipal government has allocated thousands of acres of land, which is quite large, opened up a large stadium, built a U-shaped large teaching building group, the main body has a total of seven floors, I am afraid there are thousands of vacant rooms, and the lights are brilliant at the moment.

There was no tour guide introduction, no PD explanation, the convoy drove slowly, the driver drove to the front, and slowly stopped at the edge of the square in front of the main building.

There was a group of black-clothed people standing in the square, more than thirty, forming a small phalanx, all with serious expressions, and the front row of people was still carrying handbags, patiently waiting for the vehicle in the cold wind.

"Did you find anything strange? Not a single student! ”

"Yes, yes, this seems to be a newly built campus, and the students must not have moved here yet, and I suspect that the renovation has not even been done!"

"What are they doing? What's in your hand? ”

While everyone was still speculating, the car door was opened by Li Yifeng, and Captain Chen shouted: "Jin Dabao, come out!" ”

Jin Dabao was ignorant, and walked out of the car with some trepidation, the man in black took him away, and stuffed a cloth bag into his hand, he opened it on the spot, and asked, "What is this?" Prison uniforms for prison? ”

The man in black took him to a room on the east side of the third floor, which was a small room of only fifteen square meters at most, with a marching bed, tables, chairs, benches, computer speakers, books, paper, trash cans and other objects, nothing else, it seemed to be pretty good, but after the man in black pushed Jin Dabao in, he locked the fence door, this turned out to be a prison!

"Hey, hey! Really shut me up? Let me out...... I want to go to the toilet! Jin Dabao screamed, his hands pulled the fence and shook non-stop, but there was only a clanging sound, and the man in black stood in the corridor at the door, standing against the wall, ignoring Jin Dabao's request.

Jin Dabao was the most unlucky, to be honest, on the plane at half past 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I had a free dinner on the plane in the middle, because I was greedy and cheap, I asked for free orange juice three more times, and before I had time to go to the toilet on the plane, I was taken to the car by the pick-up person, sent to the Uprising Memorial Hall, and was sent to this prison as a criminal.

The other six people were also concocted by the production team in the same way, each of them was divided into a separate room, and no one knew what the task was today.

Peng Yuyan banged on the fence gate, crying and laughing: "Don't you want to be so ruthless, today is the first day of the new year, is it necessary to lock us up?" ”

Ignored......

Guan Xiaotong sat on the marching bed, smiled at the hidden camera: "That's how the second season of Running Man began?" Welcomed with a prison, quite creative! ”

Zhang Yishan leaned against the fence gate, trying to get something out of the guard's mouth, but he tried to pull it off, but unfortunately he failed.

Yang An casually flipped through the newspapers on the table, yesterday's "Red Maple Morning News", and a copy of the "Global Times", a stack of different books, the "Three-Body Problem" set of three, and Ken Follett's four best-selling novels were put together.

He casually flipped through a copy of Operation Jackdaw and read it softly: "Dieter looked at a string of meaningless strings and said, 'They can't decipher this code, he's using a one-time codebook. 'Wow, in this prison, show me this declassified book, is this implicit, or explicit?' ”

Everyone else also behaves differently, everyone has a different mentality, and their ideas are even more different, Shabei is one of the most typical representatives, after he entered the prison, he was first startled by the sound of the fence door locked behind him, and when he looked back, he confirmed that the two guards were waiting on the left and the right, and he smiled instead.

"Oops, this place isn't bad!"

Sha Bei walked around a small room of more than ten square meters, electric kettle, computers, newspapers, books and magazines are all available, and the wall is also pasted with advertising posters of Girls' Generation and several girl groups...... What time is it? It's past ten o'clock, right? I'm going to die of sleepiness after another half an hour, drink ~~ah~~"

This one yawned, don't want to be comfortable, Sha Bei came to the strength, stretched out with a big grin, lay down for five seconds, suddenly sat up, looked through the cloth bag brought in, and took out a set of red prison uniforms, and the name tag of "Sha Bei" was written on the vest.

"So it's a change for this!"

Shabei began to take off his coat and woolen coat, fold it neatly, and put it on top of the table, and the same scene played out in other rooms, and the first thing a person must know when he arrives in an unfamiliar environment.

Ulla!

Ulla!

Ulla!

At ten o'clock, the alarm sounded, and everyone stopped what they were doing and listened attentively to the sound on the radio, which was definitely the most important information!

The broadcast said: "Attention, attention, everyone! You are being held in this prison for eight hours until 6 a.m. tomorrow morning for all charges, and only Kim Da Po is being held for 80 hours for ...... charges of too many crimes." )