Sha Bei turned sideways, looked at Mo Wen and said, "Sister Mo, will you go back to the hotel after the awards?" ”

Mo Wen said helplessly: "What hotel are you going back to?" After the award, I'm going to go to the airport, take the latest flight to Red Maple, and record the voice tomorrow, why do you ask this? ”

Shabei rubbed his hands and said, "Can you take me to a machine?" Cao Kefan refused to reimburse the cost of the air ticket, saying that I don't have enough coffee seats, and I will record the show tomorrow, but I have been a little short of money recently......"

Hehe~ Are you so poor that you can't even afford a plane ticket? This is a serious nonsense!

The audience chuckled, Cao Kefan didn't expect this fire to burn on his head, he was stunned on the spot, crying and laughing, Chen Rong next to him covered his mouth and chuckled, everyone knows that this variety show host began to tease again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Mo Wen couldn't believe it, and made a surprised look: "Lao Cao, can they still reimburse the air ticket?" Who did you listen to, how did I not know there was such a benefit? ”

"You don't know?"

Sha Bei choked for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Because you are like me, there are not enough coffee seats!" ”

Burst!

This time, even Chen Rong burst out laughing, this grandson's mouth is too damaged, the Magnolia Organizing Committee still owes you that little money? When did you say that you won't be reimbursed for guest tickets? is also pulling Mo Wen to fool around together, Shabei, do you still want to mess around?

Mo Wen didn't mind, and said with a big grin: "I don't care, anyway, the voice will be reimbursed." By the way, are you buying a house or a car, how can you be tight on money? ”

Sha Bei sighed: "Recently, the variety show industry has been sluggish, the ratings are not high, and the company has not paid wages for three months." Study hard, "Upward Every Day", I was worried that I was not as good as Xiao Mao, so I bought a lot of books to recharge myself, and spent a lot of money on it. ”

Wang Han and others laughed and applauded, Xiao Amao is the naughty costume primary school student, who will come out to tease in every issue of "Every Day Up", always tossing the old master, childish words, very funny.

"Buying books is only the first step, not only do I need to pay for my IQ, but I also need to strengthen my body to exercise, Sister Mo, you don't know, the running man is too tired, I broke six pairs of shoes in three months, and I have a lot of money on these equipment!"

The running man program team was named, and they also laughed and applauded, but they were snickering in their hearts, where do you need to buy shoes? Any shoes, hats, clothing, and sports equipment in the running man, as long as the sponsorship fee is paid, the equipment is provided for free, and only those brands that have not paid will be marked with mosaics, or the trademarks will be covered with vinyl stickers, and those brands need to buy their own things.

""Happy Comedian" will not open until the end of the year, and I am not sure if I can be the host this year, and "I Am a Singer" will not let me go, saying that I am not a singer. In fact, my singing is quite good, my colleagues at CCTV have praised me as CCTV Pavarotti, Sister Mo, you give a comment, is Pavarotti a singer? These are not the point, the point is that if you don't participate in the show, you won't get the subsidy, Sister Mo, are you right? ”

Sha Bei gags like this, and every named finalist laughs, this kind of talk show that is connected in series can only be strung together by a more comedy type host, and a serious and orthodox host like Cao Kefan and Chen Rong really can't play this style.

Mo Wen couldn't believe it: "Are you CCTV Pavarotti?" ”

Sha Bei looked innocent: "Uh-huh! If you don't believe it, ask the people of "Chinese Idioms", I am in the CCTV internal singer competition, is it a husband and a wife? ”

The people in the CCTV Ten Science and Education Channel Idiom Daquan Program Group laughed back and forth, Shabei's singing is really good, and CCTV's reputation Pavarotti is also well deserved, but what the hell is the idiom "one husband is the key, ten thousand people are not open"? Is it appropriate to use it here? Shame on you, right?

While everyone was still laughing, Shabei made a listening gesture to the audience again: "What? Who says I'm using the idiom wrong? Director Li, come up for me, let's practice? Sister Mo, don't stop me, don't look at me as 'speechless', in fact, I know it very well in my heart! Director Li, this issue of "Chinese Idioms", I want to sign up, the strength of other players is 'good and bad', I will definitely 'take the chestnut from the fire' and win the championship! How about it, I just said four or five idioms in a paragraph, isn't it very level? ”

There's a horizontal hair! Many people were amused by him, this product must be open today!

Director Li of the Idiom Daquan program group also smiled and bent over, she raised her hands high, made a gesture of worship, and begged Shabei to let go.

"One husband is a key and ten thousand people are not open" is used very unreasonably, "no choice of words" describes that speaking is particularly correct, rather than speaking without paying attention to the occasion and object, "good and bad" refers to people's character rather than strength and achievements, "taking chestnuts from the fire" refers to being used by others, taking risks for others, but he has nothing to gain, Shabei is completely messy, but it is particularly funny.

Sha Bei's words changed: ""The Encyclopedia of Chinese Idioms" doesn't want me, does it? It doesn't matter, in fact, my level of ancient poetry is also quite good, Director Zhang of "Good Chinese Poetry", do you want me to chant a poem on the spot? ”

The program team of "Chinese Good Poetry" of Northern Henan Satellite TV laughed, and it was finally their turn, and they were also happy when they were named by the guests!

Sha Bei was poetic, took a deep breath, waved his hands, sighed, and began to chant with full emotion: "Ah......hhh

Mo Wen hurriedly grabbed him and interrupted: "Don't, Shabei, you pay attention to your image, this is a live awards party, and Yang An is still sitting below, you are jumping up and down to show goodwill, are you not afraid that he will be dissatisfied with you?" ”

Sha Bei obviously said that he was excited, shrugged his shoulders, straightened out his white suit, and said with a big grin: "It's okay, if Yang An comes to the stage, he will be even more fierce than me!" And jumping up and down is the self-cultivation of variety show hosts, am I right, Mr. Guoli? ”

Zhang Guoli, who was sitting in the first row of judges' seats under the stage, looked up at the ceiling and smiled from ear to ear, he knew that he would definitely be named and spoofed today, but he didn't expect it to be Yang An, but Shabei!

In addition to Zhang Guoli, the big shot was also given to Yang An, but Yang An couldn't see any unhappiness on his face at all, he was very happy to see this situation, the variety show host should have been active and humorous, informal, dare to be cute and cheap, belittle himself, and make others laugh, at this point, Shabei is becoming more and more open, he must be planning to go black on the road of variety shows for the rest of his life.

Mo Wen finally asked: "What if Yang An plans to fire you?" ”

Shabei said: "Then I will sign up for "The Voice of China" and become Sister Mo's student!" Oh no, The Voice is also Brother Yang's program, so in this case, Mr. He, your "Happy Camp" is also a shortlisted program in the variety show unit, can you take me in? ”

Teacher He and Sister Po finally laughed, just what Sha Bei said just now, almost all the programs that have the strength to compete for the variety show award have been clicked over, and they haven't heard the name of their program, I thought Sha Bei had forgotten it, but I didn't expect to be waiting for them here!

Teacher He put his hands to his mouth, made a trumpet shape, and shouted at the stage: "No problem! ”

Sha Bei clapped her hands, patted her chest proudly, and gave a thumbs up to boast, and introduced to Mo Wen: "Look, I'm so popular!" The leading variety show host in China! ”

The audience laughed, this shameless Senior Brother Sha, it was so funny, he wasted a few minutes of time preparing for the awards, and he didn't know what the organizing committee thought.

In fact, the on-site director really didn't have any ideas, if it weren't for the big rules and regulations restricting him, he couldn't wait to replace Cao Kefan and Chen Rong, and call Yang An and Sha Bei to host on stage, then how happy and down-to-earth should this party be?

There is a real-time ratings table in the background, since the documentary unit, the tip of the tongue won the award, the ratings of the party have soared, this variety show unit awards, the original plan was to control it in five minutes, but now it seems that it is no problem to expand to ten minutes!

"Let them play on their own, I believe Shabei is an excellent program host!"

The on-site director instructed the walkie-talkie that he did not let the staff give the front desk a hint, and all the time prompt boards and the like were taken down and not taken out for the time being.

Mo Wen, who is good at observing words and feelings, noticed the expressions of the two hosts and knew that it was almost there, so she laughed: "Okay, good, I admit that you are popular, but let's announce the list of winners first, unless the variety show you participate in is selected as the best, I will not admit that you are 'second to none'!" ”

Shabei applauded: "Lottery!" ”

The sound engineer changed the live sound in time, and the BGM became an exciting rush sound, with a very good sense of ignition line pursuit.

At this moment, countless viewers put away their smiles, and their hearts were pinched.

All the winners of the variety show unit on the scene are all dignified, and there is no longer a smile on their faces, this is the first revision of the Magnolia TV Festival, there are only two awards in the variety show unit, and the gold content is not heavy, who will win the award?

Sha Bei unfolded the envelope in his hand, looked down, wow, the expression on his face was particularly rich, the photographer gave a recent photo, and Sha Keji showed a mysterious smile on his face.

"The winner of Magnolia's 'Best Variety Show' award is ......"

Sha Bei paused deliberately and looked up at the audience, he finally felt the bad taste of announcing the awards, that feeling, it was really good!

Yang An has three grades selected, if you are not honest, do not disturb, deformation meter, super change, including business, humanities, innovation three aspects, the biggest win, but I don't know what the taste and tendency of the jury are.

Mr. He's "Happy Camp", Wang Han's "Everyday Upward", Yubei Satellite TV's "Chinese Good Poetry", CCTV's ten sets of "Chinese Idioms", some are veteran variety shows, and some have deep backgrounds, these are all strong opponents with comparable strength.

Everyone stared nervously at the stage, uneasy!

Speak up, bastard!

Countless people cursed in their hearts. (To be continued.) )