Chapter 20: I Can't Join a Strange Society
September 6th, 1 p.m
The school that Chongsuo really attends is a normal school that teaches ordinary people, but this does not mean that the teachers there are also normal people, it may be because they think that ordinary teaching students is not stimulating, so they come up with all kinds of strange ideas, such as: "Look at the campus next door every day, we can't even drive a tractor here, so why don't we drive an excavator?"
You can imagine how dangerous the teachers here are, even if you haven't heard of these things, you can almost know the following ones
Narusuke Tsukino, who manages the basement, used to be a famous psyker, originally a homeroom teacher at an elementary school, and then quit his job as a teacher for the reason of marriage, but because he was close friends with the teaching director here, he took over a job of taking care of the underground warehouse again, and no one dared to go to the underground warehouse alone to get things for six years
Sephiroth, who manages the security room, is handsome, dignified, with white hair and a 3D-like face, which makes people wonder if he came here to work as a security guard for the purpose of abducting and trafficking high school girls, and was he a mercenary before, right? The specific history is not clear, but it seems that he came here to work as a security guard to hide from a man named Claude, and the other party turned out to be the vice captain here
Three famous doctors in the school doctor's office...... Oh, and I mentioned in advance, there are dozens of famous doctors in the school doctor's office, and the reason is because the school is worried that the students will have accidents because they don't get enough medical treatment if they are injured, well, they make a point, I am speechless, it seems that the people in the security room can be withdrawn
The first place is Yu Sama Kuroo, the doctor's name is Black Jack, the medical skills are extremely superb, and he is also one of the rare teachers among them who still have professional ethics and discipline, no doctor's license, but both teachers and students trust his medical skills, good at treating external injuries, and it is said that as long as he leaves a piece of skin, he can make the whole person look new
The second place is Ryoko Mimon, whose medical reputation is resounding throughout the country, because she is the only woman among the three doctors and her body is marked, and her appearance is generous, so she is loved by the majority of teachers and students (I always feel that there seems to be some deviation in purpose) and is good at treating patients whose lives are critical, and the famous saying is "as long as you have a breath you can save life" isn't it! Why is there such a school doctor in an ordinary school? What kind of brawl will make the student have only one breath left!
The third place is Kenzo Tenma.,Integrity.,And Yusama black man has a good relationship.,I heard that I lost a lot of precious things before.,I even wanted to give up my life at one point.,But because of the persuasion of the principal here, I decided to give up the invitation of a big hospital to come here to treat psychological diseases for students.,Originally a brain surgery expert.,But after re-becoming a doctor, he switched to psychology.,The research results are amazing.,The reputation in the medical world is greater than that of Ryoko Mito.,Although not married, there is a son and a daughter (girlfriend?) at home. These three people are divided into three fields of medicine, and their fame is unimaginable
There are many other famous teachers, such as the authority of the Chinese liberal arts, Mr. Itoshi Wang, who is good at swordsmanship and gentle and beautiful "old qualified" female teacher Kanzuki Gefan, and the sports coach Mitsuyoshi Anzai, who is also a veteran teacher, is said to have a good set of teaching basketball, and the bad teacher Yokoshima Naruko who is almost imprisoned is lacking in strict discipline values, and Fujiwara Sawei, a teacher in the history department and a consultant in the chess department, is actually a ghost. also brought three Loli at home.,And they all want to marry them.,One of them actually got it! Why haven't they been humanely ruined, these scumbags! Hideyoshi Onizuka, the director of the teaching department with a bad record, he has done almost all of them for illegal driving, speeding, fighting, and what teachers can't do, and there are many, many more, and few of them are normal people anyway
But no matter what, any teacher from this school is enough to be a famous teacher in another school, and there is hardly a student who is dissatisfied with them in every graduating class!
In fact, I don't dare to comment on them at all! I'm going to die! I'm really going to die! The two security captains in the security room and the 14 Taibao under them are not vegetarians! They dared to chase the police and cut down five streets! Authentic and six-style cut people in minutes! That guy in the basement has ghost hands! Are you afraid of killing people with your mind! And his wife is a snow girl! Get a free popsicle! The few in the infirmary aren't fuel-efficient lamps either! Black Jack has a fierce face, and he likes to sew other people's skin into his own face, Ryoko Mito is an alien spy who is famous all over the universe, and Nima is really not a normal product! Kenzo Tenma is nothing to be afraid of, but the son in his family is simply cruel, it's just that a psychology expert sarcastically mocked his medical research and rushed to someone else's house to hang each other for three days and three nights, plus dismantled a military helicopter with his bare hands!
As for the others, they either have unique skills, or they teach students who are more terrible than the other, maybe some people dare to scold their students in front of them, but they definitely don't dare to scold their own in front of them. Gang Teacher Group"
In addition to introducing the new character, the above text has the most important point, which is to prove that he is a teacher in an "ordinary" school
——— none of them are normal, such as the head teacher in front of him, who has a peugeot figure and a gentle face, but is unmarried at the age of thirty because of his violent tendencies
"So, as an excellent student in our class, I hope you try not to always skip our class alone, although you are pressed for time, you always have to get to know your classmates, students and teachers in other schools are very dangerous, do you know?" Hiratsuka said calmly, Teacher, in fact, you are more dangerous than them, do you know?
"No, according to the school rules, I have the right to go to any school, as long as there are no problems with the credits" Chong sat on the chair with a straight face, he actually wanted to leave, but this guy tied himself up with the co-director of teaching while he was eating, yes, with a belt, and now the other party is standing aside with his pants in his hand, and he is still brandishing a war knife that has been used to take advantage of his power, can I call the police?
"Ahem, out of concern for our students, of course, we want to make sure that you not only learn to be good here, but also maintain proper communication with other people" Hideyoshi Onizuka tries to pretend to be a teacher, but for this "best" teacher in the country, most people have the impression that they are well-dressed. The word beast is more suitable for him, how can a person who has had a relationship with Ryuji Hirasaka, Kozo Akizuki, and Sawakoshi be a good person!
"Maybe you're satisfied with your situation, but in addition to studying, proper venting is not necessary, it's also necessary to communicate, we know that you were very popular in junior high school, so all of our teachers are very concerned about you, I hope you can get out of place as soon as possible, no, it's the one who will integrate into the school as a whole as soon as possible" Do you dare to hide the cheat sheet? Also, no matter how much you pretend, you can't change the fact that you're a lewd uncle! The first of the top 10 school scandals is about you, bastard! It's a hair! That's your dream!
"So?" Chong asked as he tried to suppress the anger in his heart
"So we will help you try to integrate into this school, first of all, start by joining the club, if you refuse the position of student council president, then join the club, I just have an errand here, no, it's a chance for you" and so on, as if this sentence is in the memoirs of the famous driver Shinji Ikaru, saying that if someone says that there is a task given to you now, or if you are the only one who can save mankind (the world), the other party is usually either Kewpie or Athena, It's better to call the police right away or just solve it privately, well, solve it privately
"No", he obviously won't have time for this kind of boring play, although he has few friends, but he doesn't want to be his own queen. There are a lot of palaces
"Sure enough, what the principal said is right, you don't cry when you don't see the coffin, Mr. Kuroi, turn on the projector, "Projector?" Do you want to show him a documentary about the club? Now the kensha or the light sound club?
“?!!” For a moment, Chong's expression stiffened
"How? Say yes or no? Hiratsuka Jing smiled with a comfortable smile on her face, although she didn't find the other party's secondary two diary when she was a child or the recording of the brave man who was talking about the Black Flame Dragon, but with this, she has nothing to be afraid of, and she wants to flow with us. You're still very sweet~
"Good!" Chong gritted his teeth and nodded, although he didn't care too much about this, but it was definitely a shame to let this thing out
"That's right, Mr. Toji, untie him" Sure enough, he even spoke like a thief
"Okay, you can't go back on what you said was good, go, go to the next building with me, you have to do a job in the future" Hiratsuka Jing took Chong's hand and took it out
"Hmph, it seems that there is another bad student who is going to become a winner in life" The new physics teacher sitting on the side, Xianzi of the criminal department, took a sip of coffee and said, "You are really not annoyed, obviously your marriage has not yet been settled, but as soon as school starts, you will worry about other people's lives here every day, do you want to complete the regrets of your student days?"
"Do you think everyone is like Aoki? There are three immature girls in the family or something.,It's really envious.,Woo woo woo" Hideyoshi Onizuka was suddenly hit.,He fell in love with Mao when he was a student.,It's all spent fighting with others.
"Don't you have a bunch of former students who like you, and it's the Toji teachers who should really be angry, and the unmarried women in our school far exceed the men" Mr. Kuroi turned off the projector, although she wasn't married but she didn't care too much, on the other hand, Toji picked them......
"That's right, that's what I said, it's clear that Betsy is so beautiful, or marry me if the director doesn't teach you, I can give you a lot of children~"
"Hey, that's enough! Don't drool, you! Anyway, the teacher at Tokiwadai Girls' High School complained to me, and a student in their class named Kuroko Shirai has become a terrible because she has met you a few times! This is not true! ”
"Nope! She's gay, and all I taught her was to get married! ”
"So there's it?! You don't have enough students in the implant department you teach, and you go to teach bad at other schools? That's scary, isn't it? ”
"Dean of Teaching, you don't have any reason to say Becky, haven't you been very close to Nishimura Soichi from the branch recently, I heard that his students are almost overwhelmed and want to commit suicide, do you really have the qualifications to teach!"
"Nonsense, it's just an academic exchange, and all the idiots in his class can have suicidal thoughts!"
"Alas" The teachers in the office sighed helplessly, their colleagues were stranger than the other
The camera turns to ~
"Ministry?" Chong listened to her introduction while following her, how did the service feel like a noun in Kabukicho?
"Ah, that's right, even your words now have three members."
"How many are forced?"
"How can you be forced even by the two of you, I have a teacher's license" What is there to be proud of!
"The photo hasn't been deleted yet"
"Two, and one is a minister"
Chong suddenly wanted to walk away silently
"Biqigu, the newcomer has brought it" is a meaningful remark, I remember that the intermediary who abducted and sold women to the custom shop on TV also said the same
In the more spacious club, a man and a woman were sitting at the opposite end of a table bowing their heads and saying nothing, and after Hiratsuka Jing entered, their eyes were focused on themselves
How should I live my life in the future?
Note 1: There will be no characters in the migrant manga in this book, because their worldview is too large to write compared to light novels