Just when Jack was about to go to the supermarket to buy a fruit knife and die with Xiao Yang.

Suddenly, Jack was at the door of the supermarket and saw a middle-aged man dressed as a Taoist priest.

This middle-aged man has snow-white temples and particularly long eyebrows, which is exactly the same as the dress of the old fairy that Jack saw on TV!

Jack walked up with the mentality of Sima as a live horse doctor.

It's okay not to go, it's hard to go!

Jack just reported his name and birthday, and the other party calculated his past and present lives! And the other party also told Jack that he was an Ultraman star! Originally, Jack didn't believe it, but the other party actually figured out that he had just been to the hospital!

This time, Jack really believed it! And worship doesn't work, no, no!

"Oh! Guru! Tell me, what should I do? Jack hugged the arm of the Taoist priest in front of him and said excitedly.

"Donor, please let go first, poor monk, oh no, poor hand, you caught it, it hurts!" The Taoist priest shook off Jack's grip and patted Jack's face.

"Master, I'm sorry, Master, tell me quickly, what should I do!" Jack couldn't hear the wrong words in the Taoist priest's mouth, he only cared about his own Dingding. So he said anxiously to the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest didn't speak, just hooked his hand at Jack.

Jack showed an expression of understanding, and then stuck his head in front of the Taoist priest.

"What are you doing here?" The Taoist priest was startled when he saw the sudden face.

"Master, don't you mean to let me get closer, do you look good?" Jack was stunned for a moment and asked.

"I'm fucking telling you to give money." The Taoist priest lit a cigarette and scolded Jack.

"Oh oh oh oh...... Jack looked sorry, he quickly took out his wallet, "Master, how much do you want?" ”

The Taoist priest stole a glance at Jack's purse! Drumming! It's full of big red skins!

"Gollum." The Taoist priest swallowed his saliva, and then said indifferently: "Poor Dao, I regard money as dung!" If it weren't for the fact that it would have cost me two years of my life to enlighten you! How could I ask you for money? You should have heard an old saying in Huaxia, which is called breaking wealth and eliminating disasters, right? ”

"I've heard it, I've heard it." As soon as Jack heard the Taoist priest say that he actually wanted to use his life to ignite himself, he was immediately moved! He nodded repeatedly.

"So, if you want to be good yourself, then give more, if it doesn't matter if it's good or bad, then watch and give some." The priest's eyes were fixed on Jack's purse.

"Oh! I get it, Master! Jack slapped the entire wallet directly in front of the Taoist priest. Then he said happily: "Sauce Zi, I'll be fine soon, right?" ”

"How can it be so fast! But I look at your physique, after taking the medicine I gave you, within half an hour, you will definitely be able to recover! The Taoist priest secretly touched a handful of mud from the ground, and then rubbed a little ash from his body, mixed it up, and wrapped it in a piece of yellow paper. Then hand it to Jack.

"When I go back, I drink Coke, and remember, Coke must be controlled at 20 degrees. Otherwise, it won't work! My medicine is a cure for all diseases! The dead can become alive! Your little illness, sprinkle water! ”

"Good! Good! Jack's eyes lit up when he heard the words of the Taoist priest! This Nima, a Huaxia thing, is simply amazing! He took the mud and ash given to him by the Taoist priest, and was grateful to Dade again.

The Taoist priest watched Jack leave, laughed wickedly, took out the more than 7,000 yuan in the wallet, threw the wallet to the ground, patted his ass and left. To be honest, he has been cheating for so many years, and he has never seen someone so easy to deceive as Jack! It seems that it is time for the fortune teller industry to develop abroad!

Jack took the bag of mud and ash that the Taoist priest had given him, and cautiously returned to his place of residence.

He did as the Taoist priest said, and ate a whole bag of mud and ash. Then quietly waited for his little Jack to regain his strength.

Ten minutes passed.

An hour passed.

Two hours passed...... Jack's buddy is still languishing! Jack flipped out European and American blockbusters from his mobile phone, and turned out a few particularly classic ones, which he usually feels when he sees them.

I watched it for about ten minutes, but there was still no response!

No matter how stupid Jack is, he knows that he has been deceived! After putting on a piece of clothing, he rushed back to the place just now, but now more than two hours have passed, where is there still someone in the place where the Taoist priest was just now?

Grief-stricken, Jack returns to his lodgings. Inside his head, a figure suddenly crossed over!

Xiao Yang! It's all Xiao Yang's harm!

Jack hates it! But he also knows that the students in Yuling Middle School are not easy to mess with! This is also the reason why he did not be ruthless to Xiao Yang at that time, and after being beaten by Xiao Yang and Gao Fei, he did not fight back, but went to Hou Wenbiao to make a small report.

But now, he can't do that much!

Xiao Yang's let him say goodbye to his life of sexual happiness in the future! How else could he endure it?

Looking at Xiao Yang, who was sleeping on the table in front of him, Jack gritted his teeth.

Although he hated it no matter how much he hated, he also had to have a reason to attack Xiao Yang! Thinking of this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"This classmate, I've done the test paper." Jack, speaking Mandarin that is not fluent, shook Xiao Yang.

"Don't bother me." Xiao Yang was a little impatient, and he had just fallen asleep.

"Classmate, it's class time, please respect yourself." Jack said again.

The students on the side all had lively expressions on their faces. The day before yesterday, this Jack was beaten by Xiao Yang and Gao Fei! Why don't you have a long memory today to provoke Xiao Yang and them again? They don't know that if Jack's little friend is still intact, then Jack will not provoke Xiao Yang, after all, no matter what country or race, who likes to make themselves uncomfortable?

"Teacher Jack, I think it's better for you to respect yourself. You can't just put the roll there. It's hard to chatter, it's annoying. A lesson is only 45 minutes long. It's been more than 10 minutes since you sent a roll. And let us not get the exam for those of us who didn't get the papers? ”

Goofy glanced at Jack and said.

Jack glanced at Gao Fei, he was originally going to make Xiao Yang impatient and make a move on himself first, but when he heard Gao Fei speak, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration! Because in his impression, this Xiao Yang seems to have a good relationship with Gao Fei.

And, the main thing, to yourself that day! There is also this high flying! So, you really have to settle the accounts! Goofy also has a copy!

"You, again, again?" Thinking of this, Jack slapped the roll Xiao Yang's table and pointed it at Gao Feidao.

"The grass and mud horse said what's wrong with you, didn't you give you face? It's fucking habitual! Goofy stood up at once. Don't look at Jack as a Westerner, but he is not yet strong and strong, Gao Fei stood up, Jack was still a little nervous, but when he thought of his little friend Tintin, Jack was ruthless in his heart.

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