Chapter 279: Hilarious Release (2/10)
[I've been a little tired lately, I want to put a little pressure on myself, today I will be on the 10th, please give me some motivation, thank you!] 】
The screening hall of the Chinese Theater in Hollywood finally quieted down, and well-known film critics, media reporters, relatives, guests and friends who had not participated in the test screening; And the creators of the "Hangover" crew sitting in the front row, whether they have watched it or not, are looking forward to watching the big screen.
Gu Tianle, Wu Yanzu, Chen Baixiang, Zack and others are also very nervous, although they are all veteran actors who have filmed a lot of scenes, but it is the first time to play the premiere in Hollywood. The other handsome guys were okay and became the focus of the audience, but Zach, who was wearing an oversized suit, was very restless, moving around ******, muttering: "Dude, dude, what if the performance is bad......"
Wu Yanzu, who was sitting next to him, had to comfort this funny "brother-in-law", "Zack, calm down" He was actually nervous, but he was just forced to calm down. The movie finally opened, and after the opening of Warner, the opening of the family film industry rose again, with warm pictures, innocent voices, and pure oriental shadow puppetry, all representing the details of this company that are different from Hollywood companies.
The movie kicks off with Hu Yifei's "It's-Now-Or-Never" music, and in the bright and sunny colors of California, white wedding dresses and lilies begin to pave the entire wedding scene. Behind it, the phone keeps ringing, but it's all dial-up busy tones, "Hello, I'm Chief Dentist Stuart Goo, please leave a message after ringing", "Hey, I'm Phil, leave a message or not, please, don't text me, I hate texting"...... The message mailbox over and over again made the whole quiet and peaceful wedding preparation scene reveal an unusualness.
Scarlett, who was dressed in a white wedding dress, was beautiful on the big screen, but her expression was very anxious, "Every phone call was made, but it was all voicemail." ”
The father looked at the three-point cover girl's entertainment magazine, and without looking up, he said, "Baby, that's Vegas." As soon as you enter the casino, there is no concept of time, there are no windows, there is not even a block watch. He may be sitting on the edge of the heater, and if you sit on the edge of the heater, he won't want to move. The mother was also anxious, "Who would do that if you are going to get married?" ”
Many viewers in the audience laughed understandingly when they saw this scene, a common problem of men, the bachelorette party before the wedding ran into Las Vegas, and the real Chinese people are also very good at playing.
The phone was connected again, this time the other side took the initiative to call back, Scarlett stood up with a nervous look and answered the phone in seconds.
"Tracy, I'm Phil-Hu!"
Scarlett gritted her teeth, "Phil, where are you dead, I'm going to be angry." ”
The camera switched, Hu Yifei finally answered the phone, he was wearing a coffee-colored sunglasses, a small plum hairstyle with medium-length hair, and a stubble, he was so handsome. It's just that the big handsome guy is a little embarrassed now, with blood stains on the corners of his mouth, and in his background, there are people sitting on a car, and there are also people standing next to him. Exactly four, I can't see the face clearly.
Hu Yifei's helpless face, as well as his embarrassed blood stains, made everyone start to think of the plot introduction of this movie, and they also began to be attracted by this shot, and secretly guessed what happened in their hearts.
Hu Yifei sighed and bit his lip anxiously, "...... Hear me Tracy, We-****-down (We screwed up)! ”
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"We had a bachelorette party last night and we played all night, but this time it was a bit too big and we lost Doug." "What? "Doug is gone, he can't be found. ”、“…… Phil, make no mistake, there are only 5 hours left in the wedding. Scarlett was furious. yes, that's not how it shouldn......"
It's a clever suspense, the audience and critics thought.
However, just as everyone was speculating about what was going on, the scene stopped, and the name of the "hangover" movie appeared on the big screen, followed by a set of aerial shots in Las Vegas, in which the cast and crew of the film began to pop up.
The opening scene also served to draw everyone's attention, and many people couldn't wait to make the opening scene jump quickly, as they were eager to connect with the trailer and wonder what had happened before that.
The story then opens in a manor and flashbacks begin.
"Hahaha-"
In less than two minutes, the Chinese Grand Theater erupted in laughter, followed by a chuckle. The first laugh came when Zack was measuring his clothes, this fat man was so funny, he was born to make jokes. Wearing open-ass panties, lady cuddles, kissing dogs, etc., although it is just a joke of shit and pee, it is full of pictures.
The story of the big screen moves forward with laughter, and the quartet appears one after another, Hu Yifei plays a Chinese teacher who uses the excuse of going to the observatory to collect money from students and contribute to his own money to go abroad to play in Las Vegas...... When he saw Hu Yifei deceiving his little classmate to give him money, there was also laughter at the scene - "This teacher is really obscene!" ”
The Chinese are not as rigid as they think, quite funny teachers. Even in the United States, such teachers are very open-minded, will make the little girls in the school like, and may even be elected the most popular male teacher.
The sissy dentist played by Gu Tianle is completely tracheitis and is called a "stupid dentist" by Phil.
The foursome finally began to fight for Las Vegas, and the picture of the little girl on the highway giving her middle finger that has been seen many times in the trailer reappeared, making the audience laugh from ear to ear, which is completely different from the feeling seen in the trailer. But if you think that the joke is just that little bit of what appears in the trailer, you are very wrong.
The audience soon found that their faces were actually smiling, and as soon as their facial muscles were about to loosen and their mouths were about to close, they suddenly laughed uncontrollably, some chuckled, some laughed so hard that their shoulders shook, and even laughed like bellows.
After staying at Caesars Palace Hotel, the Chinese who can play will once again choose a villa-type suite. Accompanied by the Bahamian classic's "who-let-the-dog-out" song, the quartet made a dashing appearance. Familiar American audiences can't help but be a little dazed, "Isn't this a picture from Quentin's classic movie "Reservoir Dogs"? It turns out that the song who-let-the-dog-out will be so emotional. ”
They are now a little convinced that the Chinese are not so old-fashioned in making movies, and they will even spoof Quentin's "Reservoir Dogs".
Las Vegas is Las Vegas, even when you open the elevator, you can meet the men and women who blow the flute, and then think about the scene of the spoof of "Reservoir Dogs" just now, aren't the foursome as unlucky as the protagonists in Reservoir Dogs. Scarlett, who was sitting next to Hu Yifei, gave him a charming look, and Hu Yifei kissed her and smiled meaningfully, because the posture of the men and women in the elevator just now was exactly the same as what they usually do. Nobody knows, he actually used his own pose to shoot into the movie.
There are too many jokes, and drinking a glass of wine on the rooftop of the serial series will make people laugh, Zack swore a serious oath, "the wolf clan was established", and he also made a blood alliance. Suddenly took out a knife, cut a wound in the palm of his hand, and asked everyone to drink school wine. The audience immediately exploded, "Hahaha, this fat man is so funny." ”
Hearing the laughter of the audience, even those guest guests who watched the movie for the first time couldn't help laughing again and again, Hu Yifei finally breathed a sigh of relief, "A perfect start, isn't it?" (To be continued.) )