"Son, when are you coming home? It's almost the New Year! A middle-aged woman's voice came from the phone, and the owner of this voice was none other than Tan Ke's mother.

Tan Ke pinched his eyebrows with a little headache, "Mom, I'll be back in two days!" It's just, it's just ......"

"Just what?"

Tan Ke looked back at the double ponytail main god Betsy who was leaning on the sofa and eating potato chips while watching TV, and finally made up his mind, "It's just that I want to bring a girl back!" ”

Tan Ke only heard a knock on the other end of the phone, and then his mother's exaggerated shout, "Old Tan! Old Tan! Your son is in love! Oops! What did I lie to you! Your son himself said it! ”

"Mom! Mother! That, listen to me, it's not like that...... Feed? Ah, Dad! ”

There was another calm and steady voice on the phone, it was Tan Ke's father, Comrade Tan, "Tan Ke, you found a girlfriend, this is good." Who is the girl? How old is this year? What does the family do? How many people are there in the family? Are your parents there? Does she have any younger siblings? Oops! Wife, what are you screwing me for? ”

"You check your account! It's all a bunch of nonsense! Let the son bring the girl back! ”

On the other end of the phone, Tan Ke was already in a state of dementia with his mobile phone.

"Son, let me tell you, since you have found a girlfriend, don't come back so late. You take a leave of absence in the past two days, bring your girlfriend back, and our family will cook a table of dishes and entertain other girls! ”

"Mom, Mom......"

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it! My dish is going to burn, oh oh, and oh, I don't think it's better to hit the day than to hit the day, so you can bring your girlfriend back this weekend, you must come back! Otherwise, I won't be able to spare you stinky boy! ”

Toot, toot, toot...

There was a busy sound from the phone in his hand, and it was obvious that Tan Ke's mother had hung up.

Tan Ke looked up to the sky and sighed, then moved to the side of the sofa step by step as if he had lost his soul, and leaned down.

The sofa, which was already small, was sat down by Tan Ke like this, and Betsy, who was eating potato chips, was almost bounced out by the elastic force of the sofa.

Xiao Nizi snorted angrily at the potato chips scattered on the ground, and sharpened her tiger teeth, "Tan Ke! You want to squeeze us to death! ”

Tan Ke turned his neck stiffly like a zombie, glanced at the double-ponytail mentally retarded main god who gritted his teeth, and then turned his gaze to the ceiling, as if the ceiling was not blank, but had a bright starry sky.

Betsy only felt that she was being ignored, and her heart was more atmospheric. She grabbed one of Tank's arms and prepared to bite down hard.

Syllable!

"Woohoo! It hurts! The mentally handicapped god squatted on the edge of the sofa with his smooth forehead covered, tears already flashing in his eyes.

It turned out that Tan Ke had been training in the infinite world for so long, and his reaction speed was certainly not comparable to the double ponytail that had lost the power of the main god. Just as the crystal clear teeth of the double ponytail were about to touch Tan Ke's arm, Tan Ke rewarded Betty with a brain melon.

That's right, it's a brain meltdown. According to the principle of pressure in physics, the smaller the contact surface, the greater the force, and the more pain the person who is bounced. At that moment just now, Tan Ke almost transported all his qi to his fingertips and used a lore move.

"Becky, come home with me this weekend." Tank got up from the couch, and he was about to grab a can of Coke from the fridge.

Hearing that she was going to Tan Ke's house on the weekend, Betsy didn't have time to cover her head, so she jumped up excitedly, "Really, really?" Are you really going to take us to your house? ”

Tan Ke's right hand, which had already touched the refrigerator door, retracted again, and he looked at Betsy with some vigilance, "How do I think you're going to come to my house to do something bad?" ”

"How is that possible! We're not so naïve! "Becky's head shook like a rattle. Tan Kemo rubbed his beardless chin, "I think it's better to forget it, why don't you take Gu Jiayi with you." ”

"What! You, you, you are not allowed to take her! "Becky is like a spring in her buttocks, and her originally small body is almost touching the ceiling.

"Why don't you take her with you? My mom thought I was going to bring my girlfriend, so I couldn't just take you back. ”

Becky's eyes widened, "No, it won't!" You want to take us and that vixen back with you! Tan Ke, you are so shameless! ”

Tan Ke shook his head a little distressedly, where is this?

"I mean, let Gu Jiayi pretend to be my girlfriend, and then you, let's go over and eat together."

"Oh, I see!" After the double ponytail, he patted his chest in fear, "I'm scared to death, we still think you're so shameless!" ”

Suddenly, the mentally retarded main god seemed to have reacted or something, and rushed towards Tan Ke with tears in his eyes.

"Woooooooooo Tanke, you bastard! You mean, we're not as good as that vixen! Why choose her to pretend to be your girlfriend instead of us! ”

Even though Tan Ke's reaction speed is very fast, Tan Ke still seems a little hurried in the face of Becky, who is wrapped around him like an octopus and ready to bite him.

"Hey, hey! You just said something terrible, right? What do you call you to pretend to be my girlfriend! You're still a young girl, okay! Say you're my girlfriend, I'll be beaten to death by my dad! ”

Finally settled the crazy mentally retarded main god, Tan Ke breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, Tanke's cell phone rang again.

Tan Ke hurriedly flipped through his mobile phone from his pocket, and said helplessly: "Really, everything is together today." ”

"Tan, Tan Ke, is that you?" There was a gentle and gentle voice coming from the earpiece, no need to ask, this was Gu Jiayi.

"Ah, yes, what's the matter?" Tan Ke replied with a big grin.

"No, it's nothing, it's, it's just, you haven't contacted me recently, I want to ask you how you're doing."

Uh......, Tan Ke looked at the rental house after the passage of a typhoon because he had just fought with the mentally retarded main god.

"It's, it's okay."

Well, now Tan Ke also stammered.

Next, Gu Jiayi and Tan Ke fell into a mysterious silence.

"Ahem!" After being embarrassed for a while, Tan Ke broke the deadlock first, "That, Jiayi." ”

"Ahh Gu Jiayi suddenly snorted, startling Tan Ke.

Am I saying something wrong? Tan Ke was a little confused.

"It's okay, it's okay! You go on! "How did Tan Ke know that Gu Jiayi felt sweet for Tan Ke's Jiayi. Hey, that's too easy to satisfy, isn't it?

"That's the case, do you have time this weekend......

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