Chapter 6 Urine Sex
Just when Li Xiaopang was in doubt, he suddenly heard Qingzi roar a few times and rushed towards the wicker bush not far away. At the beginning of spring, the wicker bushes were tender yellow and sparse, so soon a red shadow flashed inside.
"Ahhhhh
It turned out to be a fire fox - Li Xiaopang patted his chest and made a false alarm, it must be the fox smelling the aroma of chicken. That's my filial piety to the old man, what's the matter with you running to pick up the bargain?
In a fit of rage, Li Xiaopang really wanted to chase the chicken thief back and bring him to justice, but forget it, there are fewer and fewer animals on the mountain, and it is rare that there is still a fox, so don't kill them all, it's not easy to live.
So he shouted Qingzi back, and the big green dog snorted and stuck out his long tongue, and it seemed that he was tired enough. However, with the sensitivity of the fox, it is unlikely that Aoko will want to catch it. Besides, Qingzi is seven or eight years old, and according to human algorithms, she has entered old age.
When she left the cemetery, Yaya seemed a little reluctant to give up, and looked back from time to time. Through the branches of the wicker bush, there was a large graceful fox, with its eyes as bright as the maid's, looking at the group of people in the distance.
On the way home, the monkey who cleared up his grievances began to be dishonest again, and he climbed the tree so that he didn't make a fuss. Gradually, Li Baitian also noticed the abnormality: every once in a while, there was always a tree that grew outstandingly, obviously thicker and taller than the surrounding trees.
Living here since childhood, Li Baitian still has a little research on trees, and this secondary forest is a small tree for more than ten years; And the eye-catching trees, looking at the thickness of the trees, I am afraid that they will be forty or fifty years old, just like the Yao giant standing in the crowd.
It's weird, it's weird,ββ Li Baitian frowned at that point, although he was a little rough, but it stands to reason that he should be able to see it when such an obvious situation comes.
Seeing that her uncle was blind there, Yaya pointed at Monkey Three, and then pointed to the faint urine stain under the root of the tree, and then fanned the front of her wrinkled little nose with her hand.
"You said it was the reason why Monkey San peed, this is too, right?" Li Xiaopang understood what Yaya meant, although this dung and urine are good fertilizers, and the old people in the village often talk about crops and flowers, and they all rely on dung to make their own lives, but the effect can't be so immediate.
It is said that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and Li Xiaopang decided to verify it. So he dragged the monkey three to a larch with the thickness of a bowl, and made a gesture for a long time, telling it to pee on the spot.
But at this time, Monkey San's cleverness was gone, and he looked at it stupidly, not knowing what he should do. was so angry that Li Xiaopang really wanted to kick it into the tree: Didn't you just sprinkle it very happily!
It seems that he can only make a trick, so he put the girl aside, Li Xiaopang unbuttoned his pants, aimed at the big tree, and demonstrated to Monkey San. It's just that in order to verify the effect, no real urine came out.
The power of role models is really endless, and Monkey San really understood this time, and also squatted under the tree, raised one of his hind legs, and posed in a posture of peeing. Are you a monkey, why do you learn from dogs?
In order to verify it with his own eyes, Li Xiaopang squatted next to him, staring at his eyes without blinking. After waiting for more than a minute, Monkey San didn't pee out, he turned his head and made a face to face with Li Xiaopang, grinning his teeth, looking very hard, but his physiological structure is different from that of dogs, and he can't pee out when he wants to.
Why is there no urine at this time - Li Xiaopang is so angry, it seems that it is necessary to pour more water on Monkey San.
Seeing that there were no outsiders around except Yaya, he stretched out his hand on the ground and led it, only to see a clear stream breaking through the ground, and under his guidance, it was directly injected into Monkey San's mouth.
It just so happened that the little monkey was also thirsty, so he poured several sips. The water did not decrease, and finally they all choked on it, so they gave up.
Yaya also ran over, helped the little monkey beat his back, and tossed for a while, and the third monkey relieved his strength, and finally sprinkled a bubble on the root of the tree.
I've never seen such a hard work - Li Xiaopang pulled the monkey three to the side, so as not to block the view, but this method is quite a bit of a unloading and killing donkey, causing the monkey three to squeak.
Under Li Xiaopang's gaze, I saw that the larch with the thickness of the bowl mouth began to grow at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the originally dry branches began to emit a puff of tender green needles, which became more and more vibrant.
Oh my god, it's too urine! Li Xiaopang squatted for a long time and had a little numb legs, and in surprise, he sat on the ground with his ass.
After about half an hour, the larch that had been watered by the monkey three was originally the thickness of the bowl, but now the girl almost couldn't hold it. And the height is more than ten meters higher than a few larches next to it. At this point, Li Xiaopang was finally convinced that all this was indeed the effect of Monkey Three.
But this is not scientific, even if the ancestor of the third monkey, the Monkey King, comes, it is estimated that he does not have the ability. I think that at the beginning, Monkey King urinated on the fingers of the Buddha, as if he had never heard of such an effect.
Although he was puzzled, seeing is believing, and Li Xiaopang had to choose to believe it. Then, he couldn't help but start dancing, and almost sang "Wahaha".
It's really exciting to think about, this small tree all over the mountains, under the hard work of Monkey San, has become a large primeval forest in a few years, restoring its original style, how can Li Xiaopang not be excited?
So much so that the eyes that looked at the three crotches of the monkey were extremely eager: what a baby!
Chirp - Monkey San was also frightened by his hot gaze, his two little paws were still tightly covering Xiao Dingding, and his round eyes stared at Li Xiaopang nervously: What do you want to do?
Hey, hey, hey-Li Xiaopang laughed cheaply: "Brother Monkey, bring you a drink bottle with you in the future, and put it in the bottle when you pee, don't waste it, this mountain depends on you." Also, when I have money in my pocket in the future, I will give you drinks and soda every day, eat watermelon, and drink beer every day! β
After promising many benefits, the little monkey was overjoyed and proudly climbed onto Li Xiaopang's shoulder. In this regard, the little fat man has no complaints: Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing, you just pee on my neck, I didn't even say anything!
But the little monkey forgot that its bad owner had no jumpers on him, and he couldn't even take out a five-cent steel hammer.
When he arrived at the entrance of the village, Li Xiaopang looked back at the reckless mountains and had a certain decision in his heart......
Finally, Li Baitian and his special family stood in front of the wooden door of their house. These are three adobe houses, the roof of the tomato grass has been somewhat decayed, and the doors and windows are grinning, as if they saw the owner come back and cried excitedly.
Let's click, let's click, Li Baitian's tears fell involuntarily, and his mouth choked: "Yaya, this is our home!" "That's right, this is the home he's lived in for twenty-four years, and there are so many memories here. Now, it's back to its embrace.
Yaya's big eyes looked at this big house and big yard, is this home, a name she didn't dare to think of?
Monkey San didn't care about the two people who wept silently, it swooped up from the wooden door twice, and fell into the courtyard, and then, another green shadow flashed, and Qingzi also ran directly from the wicker fence more than one meter high. It seems that it has been reduced to the posture of the three monkeys.
Li Baitian also cleaned up his feelings, opened the rusty lock, and pushed the door into the hospital. Now that he is back, he has to build this family well, even including the black blind man.
The yards in the countryside are very spacious, and there is a large garden in front of the house and behind the house, so that you can grow some vegetables or something when the time comes, and you can be completely self-sufficient.
When I opened the door, there was a musty smell inside. Entering the door is the kitchen, commonly known as the outhouse. To the north is the stove, with pots and pans, but they are covered with dust.
There were two houses on the east and west, the east side was originally a barn, and the west room was inhabited. Monkey San had already pushed the door into the house, there was a quilt cabinet on the north kang, two small cabinets on the ground, and some sundries were placed on the cabinet, and the home was so simple.
"Clean up the house!" Li Baitian waved his hand, and if he didn't sweep a house, how could he sweep the world.
At this time, Aunt Biao also brought a washbasin with warm water in it, and began to clean the rags, wipe the table and wipe the kang. And Li Baitian first wiped a mirror frame on the top of the cabinet cover, there were a few photos inside, looking at the old man with a goatee and a smile on his face, Li Baitian silently muttered in his heart: Old man, I am really back to accompany you this timeββ"
Yaya was not idle, and found a feather duster from under the bedboard to clean the tower ash on the roof. This thing Li Baitian guessed the riddle when he was a child, and there was a riddle that was "Shake, shake, the root is up", which is what he said.
However, the feather duster in her hand was soon taken over by Monkey San, and I saw it jumping up and down, slashing randomly, and it was very happy, and Aunt Biao pursed her lips vigorously: "This little monkey cub, use chicken feathers as arrowsββ"
After a while, Biao Ye walked in with a few bags of rice; The village chief also came over with his hands behind his back for a walk, and then asked the eldest son Li Dashuai to use a donkey cart to pull some firewood and branches; Li Daming also came wearing an antenna hat: "The east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, this guy is doing it, it's in full swing, I'll also take a handle, take a handle." β
Even Erdan's daughter-in-law came over to help, bringing some vermicelli, potato seeds, dried vegetables, etc., as well as a large piece of meat skin, saying that Li Baitian would refine the pot for a while, but he didn't make it, and the pot was rusty and couldn't be used. All this also made Li Baitian's heart hot: I'd rather lose a handful of gold, don't lose my old folks.
Seeing the second daughter-in-law, everyone joked again, Li Daming said slowly and leisurely: "This has to say that the woman is careful, and she thinks strangely and thoughtfully, and the rice, flour, oil and salt are all prepared." Second daughter-in-law, what are you going to partner up with? β
A piece of pork skin was attached to his face, and Bai Jingjing sneered: "See if I don't plug your pig's mouth-"
It's easy to cook with fewer people, it's easy to work with more people, everyone has been busy for more than an hour, and the house is finally finished, and it looks a little bit like home. The helpers dispersed one after another, and Li Baitian didn't leave everyone to eat, his pockets are cleaner than his face now, and some things are good to keep in mind, and there will be opportunities in the future.
He put all the bedding on the fence to dry, and then he took a bundle of firewood and began to burn the cauldron. After lighting the fire, Yaya and Monkey San squatted at the door of the stove pit to be responsible for lighting the fire, while Li Baitian threw the meat skin into the pot, and rubbed it hard with the fat side down. One is to remove rust, and the other is that the iron pot has eaten through the grease, and it is easy to use.
Monkey San took a burning stick with two sticks and stabbed it in the pit, but the light smoked out and there was no fire, so choking that both he and Yaya were red-eyed and burst into tears. It seems that fire-making is also a technical job, and they still need to learn further.
It is estimated that the fire has not been lit for too long, and the chimney is not easy to burn - Li Baitian pushed the door and went out to look at the chimney on the roof, but there was no smoke at all. Turning around and just about to enter the house, he heard a muffled sound in the house, which shook the ground and flickered, and I saw a thick smoke spewing out of the stove pit, mixed with this spark, and in an instant, there was no one in the outhouse.
Then the two black shadows rushed out of the house with a strange scream, Li Baitian took a look, Yaya has become an African little black child, as for the monkey three, it is almost the same as changing the name to Xiao Hei now.
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