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Sitting in the police car, Chen Yue was grabbed tightly by Shouhe, looking very nervous, his head was on his shoulder, and he was so upright that he was crowned. Obviously the first time in a car.

But the problem is that Chen Yue is not having a good time at this time, and they all say that people who have no long-term concerns must have near-term worries. There is no way to get into the police car, but after getting into the police car, thinking about the problems he will face for a while, Chen Yue is half dead.

First of all, this matter is not big, at most it will be criticized and educated, but if you go to the police station to check your ID card, he can say, but what about Shouhe? A Qing Dynasty person, will have an ID card?

"Actually, the host doesn't have to worry, you can choose to tell the truth."

The old driver took the initiative to speak without waiting for Chen Yue to ask for help, but when he said this, Chen Yue was also drunk.

Confession and leniency?

Aren't you afraid of sitting in prison? Have you ever heard of resisting and going home for the New Year! If you let me tell the truth, do you have to give you an account? Then you don't have to sit in prison, just go directly to the National Security Committee and cut it for you, and study it thoroughly.

Old driver: "Will you?" Host, do you think the leader of a country can't even tell the difference between dead and living things? ”

Chen Yue sneered in his heart: "Yes, maybe it won't be sliced, but every day TM is locked up in the real yàn room, it's just a living specimen, let you do whatever you want, dare not do it and sit in the electric chair directly, just like the Internet addiction youth rehabilitation center, if you don't cooperate with the country, there is a way to clean you up." ”

"It seems that the host has been brainwashed by selfish thoughts, and has a deep prejudice against your country, but the old driver wants to tell you that under the old driver's algorithm, the probability of your motherland treating you as a guest is 99.99999......, and the probability of being unfavorable to you is only 0.01 in a gigabyte. Because there are no eternal friends and enemies, only eternal interests, and it just so happens that the blind date system you have is enough to use interests to put you above one, even if you take 10,000 steps back and say that the situation you imagine will happen, then you have enough ways to deal with it......"

"Don't talk about the old driver, I don't want to put my life in the hands of others, and then wait for others to judge me, although I feel that what you said has a little bit of truth, but now what we have to do should be how to deal with the current identity crisis, isn't it?" Chen Yue interrupted the old driver's words with a calm brow.

"Okay, you are the host, as an assistant old driver respects you, well, I'm sorry, this live broadcast went out just now, hehe."

Chen Yue: ......

After a while, he said as if he was suffering from internal injuries: "Are you counting revenge?" ”

"Really? The old driver doesn't know, the old driver thinks that the most important thing now is to solve the identity crisis problem in front of you, right? ”

"Okay, listen to you, how to solve it?"

Chen Yue, who had a black face, exhaled, anyway, what should be said and what should not be said, what should be broadcast and what should not be broadcast has been broadcast, and he doesn't care about this.

"I can arrange an identity for her, a real Chinese citizen."

Chen Yue's eyes lit up: "Good idea, this will be done once and for all." ”

"But what the old driver wants to tell the host is that after arranging the identity, it can't be eliminated anymore."

Is this also a problem? Chen Yue immediately clapped: "If you can't eliminate it, you can't eliminate it, arrange it." ”

"Be patient, your host."

……

"Name"

"Chen Yue"

"Age"

“27”

"Gender"

After glancing at him, Chen Yue suppressed unnecessary words: "Male." ”

The middle-aged policeman nodded, and then his tone softened: "Show me the ID card." ”

Chen Yue handed him his ID card as he said, and the middle-aged policeman put it on the instrument and checked it. At this time, the door opened, and the murderous policewoman walked in with Shou He in a clear suit, and at this moment Shou He's little face with heavy makeup was washed at the request of the murder policewoman, and there was no longer the zombie look with pink and white lips and red lips at the beginning, and a small face was upright with a little baby fat, as cute as a porcelain doll.

"Sit down."

The murderous policewoman pointed to the seat next to Chen Yue, Chao Shouhe said. But Shouhe stood behind Chen Yue, standing quietly and bowing his head without speaking.

Hey, Chen Yue could only point to Zachong and say, "Sit down." ”

"Yes, the concubine listens to the horse."

Only then did Shou He, who had a movement, bow and sit on the chair with half of his hips on his shoulders. Holding a handkerchief in his hand, he folded his hands together on his left leg, and his every move was elegant and natural.

The murderous policewoman who looked at the opposite side was dumbfounded, and said, "I said that this little sister is all here, you don't have to act, right?" ”

How do you know that Shou and his eyebrows moved, and he spoke out unexpectedly, and said coldly to the policewoman: "The concubine is the tenth princess of the Qing Dynasty, and she was crowned Princess Shouhe Gulun by the royal brother, how can she be so cheap?" The concubine is here, why are you so provoking the feelings between the concubine and the concubine? ”

"Forehead ......"

The murderous policewoman is even more stupid, and this play is also ...... His eyes looked at Chen Yue.

Chen Yue was embarrassed that the cancer was in an advanced stage, scratched his head, thought about it and still didn't speak, forget it, it's too wrong to say more, let's wait, wait for the old driver to get out his identity quickly.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the murderous policewoman looked at Shouhe, looking like she was a play, and didn't ask her anymore, but asked Chen Yue instead: "What is your relationship?" ”

"We are friends ......"

But before he finished speaking, he heard the old driver's electronic voice in his head: "You should answer that you are husband and wife." ”

After a while, Chen Yue was stunned: "Husband...... Husband and wife? Are you sure? ”

"Of course you are sure, the old driver can also be sure and sure of you."

Chen Yue's head was wooden: "You think you're singing?" ”

"There's a reason for that......"

"Friends?"

I don't know what Chen Yue was talking to, the murderous policewoman muttered, her face became strange, and she could only turn to Shou He again: "This little sister, show me your ID card, in view of your uncooperative attitude, if you are still like this, then I think it is necessary for us to notify your guardian or relatives to come." ”

Old driver: "Host, do you need me to explain what is the reason now?" The old driver has actually reminded you at the beginning, and you can answer truthfully; But you don't want to, so how do you explain Shou He's insistence that she came from the Qing Dynasty? If there is no way to explain, then there can only be one way, that is, the identity of the old driver to Shouhe must be in contact with you? So ......"

"So you just helped us register our marriage?"

"Yes, otherwise how would you face the current problem?"

Chen Yue wanted to hit the wall again, and said with hatred in his heart: "You can make us brothers and sisters, even if brothers and sisters can't do it, you can make you uncles or nieces." ”

"Please note that the host, first of all, you are not surnamed Aixin Jueluo, and secondly, in the cognition of the old driver, chaos. Lun is ashamed of you human beings, not brothers and sisters, and uncles and nieces are even more perverted. For the sake of your physical and mental health, and for you not to embark on a wrong criminal path, you don't have to think about it. ”

Brother and sister, chaos. Lun?

Uncle and niece mess ...... Phew.

"Fake, do you know it's fake? That's what the police are used to fool them. "Chen Yue is simply crazy.

"Host, I need to remind you that I told you a long time ago that once this identity is arranged, it can no longer be eliminated or changed, and it will be irreversible."

burst

A mouthful of old blood spurted from the mouth of the heart. Chen Yue's IQ was confused, and at this moment he really wanted to learn from his former college classmate Weak Chicken and say, "I...... I TM choose to die. ”

PS: Thank you also for the support of the book review area, and thank you, I feel very warm with you all the way.

There is also a chapter in the evening, not for anything else, just to compensate for the lack of updates in the first two days.

Well, of course, there are recommendations and collections, and I hope to support the little brother.

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