Chapter Thirty-Four: A Gorgeous... Date, right?
September 18th, half past seven in the morning
"Chong doesn't know how to describe the scene in front of him, to say that he has also seen the world, look at the German Führer next door, I talk and laugh with her, it's actually not something worth writing about, the Führer named Adolf Lisa is hospitable, as long as you can break through the layers of protection of Guresia Goebbels, you can see the little girl who has been elected as the "cutest leader" for three consecutive years, I am more and more worried about why the Third World War started
Game、At this time, the qiē in front of him is a Game、Although I heard that Guimu Guima, who was in the same class as him, was a local tyrant who could fill ten platforms at home, but Wuheqin didn't seem to be a general, at least now there are rows of GALGAME in front of the counter, although Chong doesn't play games, but he can often see promotional posters and other things outside, plus Yangping also borrowed money from him to buy some., So Chong still knows a little bit about this kind of game that a single dog will play after he can't find a girlfriend.,To put it bluntly, it's not a cliché text + more delicate CG + a voice actor rendering that sounds very good.,At least Chong doesn't understand what that kind of game is worthy of popularity.
"What are these?" Chong turned his head with some doubts and asked the village rain Lingyin who brought these things
"As you can see, these are all games" Let Chong can't help but worry about whether he will have the same scary dark circles as her in the future, Murayu Lingyin said flatly, "It was given to you by Koto"
So Chong turned his gaze back to the game pile, I don't understand, don't tell myself that these are the rewards, he might really go to blow up the computer to play
"You need knowledge about this, Koto and I think so," Murayu Lingyin shook the bag he was holding in his right hand, "Do you have a TV at home, will you install this?" ”
"What's in the bag?"
"Well, PS3, if you have two TVs at home, I'll ask Qin Li to send more stations over" Murayu Lingyin reached out and handed him the paper bag, and Chong could only take it and put it away first
"Why does she think I need this knowledge?" Chong only felt that the question mark was getting bigger and bigger
"Have you ever dated, do you have a girlfriend, do you know how to be with the opposite sex. Are there three rules when dating" Every word of Murayu Lingyin touches the final bottom line of a single dog
"No" Chong didn't think there was anything shameful about it, he hesitated just because he was thinking about the opposite sex. The Three Rules of Interaction seem to be philosophical arguments that coincide with the three major problems of life, right?
"Then you need these" No, no, no, I think in this case I just need a mysterious code, there is something in the world called Ruri Shrine or 1024, why should I spend some time reading audio novels now? It's too inhumane to give benefits only when the pants are cold
"I'm not interested" Chong motioned for her to take these things away, since she mentioned dating, it proved that it had something to do with that farce, and he himself made it very clear, at most he could help protect the personal safety of Wuhe Shidao, in this case, these so-called "auxiliaries" might as well be given to Wuhe Shidao
"Then may I ask, what is the prescription of your glasses," Murayu Lingyin asked casually as he put the game box into the bag
"I'm not myopic" is more appropriate to say that "these eyes" are not myopia
"Then go buy a pair of sunglasses, because you'll see the same thing as this recording," Murayu Lingyin tucked the headphones into Chong's ear
"Not there!"
"What's so bad? Look, these are your XX~"
"Woo, it's so annoying, it's going to get weird"
Chong silently took off the headphones
"I would like to ask what kind of Cheng dù I want to be close to?" Chong thinks this script is wrong.,Hey, hey.,The strategy you said is indeed dating, right? I can only hear the follow-up development from this little yellow note! Don't tell sù, I said that getting all the elves pregnant is the final result of the strategy! I'm really going to call the police!
"Maybe it's processed, but at least it's about the same" Murayu Lingyin "Do you have any questions?" Looking at Chong, of course there is a problem! Big problem! A certain promiser who looks like he ran out of the Dragon Palace is just a kiss, and as a result, you guys are directly guaranteed to the base! No, there are too many slots that are spit out today.,There must be something wrong with the common sense line in Wuheqin.,That's right.,Just call them the Lolita control team in the future.,Anyway, Wuheqin didn't exceed the standard much.
"In short, tell me honestly, what's the use of all this, otherwise I will directly refuse the commission," Chong's tone was as cold as possible
"You also need to master the knowledge of Cheng dù, because" Murayu Lingyin pulled out a mask from the big pocket of his upper body, "We need you to cover Shido"
"In other words, do you have to act on his behalf at the right time, in that case, I can accept it," Chong took the mask
"Unexpectedly empathetic," a slight smile appeared on Murayu Lingyin's face
(It's just that I know very well what is called Shura Field) The man called Yuyun Liang has staged that kind of drama countless times in front of his eyes, but there is a certain error between the roles of the two sides, and the woman's chasing after the woman is considered a Shura field?
Then there was another request: "Chong put these things in his hand and carried them in his hand."
"What?" The village rain made the sound tilt and wondered
"Get out of the school doctor's office, and return your doctor's clothes to Kenzo Tenma, and don't wear cotton slippers outside to the school!" I'm really skeptical about the security measures at this school!
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"Because I met with Murayu Lingyin at school, I had to bring such a big bag of games into the classroom anyway, so even if I was watched from all directions, there was nothing I could do, Chong was immune to this kind of look in every sense, just
"Chongjun, you are the one who has a sister, right?" A classmate named Yuji Sakai hesitated and stepped forward and said, "What the hell is that sister-in-law?" ”
He turned his head and ignored him
(What kind of game is sent from the Five Rivers Piano?!) What the hell is my sister-in-law, I still want to ask! It's okay to say that these two things are separate, but together they are an explosion!
I seem to have seen something called Mother and Daughter just now, "My day! It's no longer a question of whether it explodes or not! Is that implying something?! Wuhe Qinli wants to sue her brother about some strange thoughts, right?! Mrs. Wuhe is so dangerous, you and Mr. Wuhe don't know where to go, otherwise one day you will definitely suffer!
"Glare—" Chong tried to force them to shut up with his eyes
"Shy?" Hiraga asked stupidly, so Chong reached out and grabbed a broom and knocked him unconscious
In a sense, Yuyun Chong's reputation was ruined by several electronic software today
After class
"Don't play these games after considering ethical issues.、From a moral point of view, these games are not recommended.、And you must play these masterpieces.,By the way,I haven't played these two games.,Remember to tell me after clearing the customs.,Thank you" Katsura Katsura Ma, who is known as the "God of the House World", kindly selected a large bag of games for Chong, and Chong also expressed his gratitude to him as a classmate, thinking about it carefully, this may also be a boost to his own relatively good reputation later., After all, Chong still knows what is called the taste of human affection, it doesn't matter if he usually speaks coldly, and at the critical moment, he pretends to say something nonsense like "I don't need your help, I can do it myself" is not pretending, it is really (stupid).
"But do you want to go on a date," Katsuragi asked casually before returning to his seat to continue playing PSP, "or are you interested in these games?" ”
If the "former" and the latter are then bound to spend more lies to fulfill the lie, it is better to choose the former directly to solve it quickly, anyway, it is not to get married, and it is difficult to come to the end of this kind of thing
"Let's explode on the spot" Although I don't understand what the current charge means, this sentence is a provocation to me, right?
(But how can things in the game be used in the real world) The women in the game are just a program.,They will only act according to the pre-set code.,And for the player, there is never more than one chance.,Even if you fail, you can still read the file and come back.,It's too funny to rely on this method to improve the probability of success.,But in a sense, the so-called "elf" is also a virtual species.,Even if it has the appearance of a girl, even the name is determined by humans.,After all, "elf" is equivalent to "mysterious", It's the most appropriate to take this pronoun.,It's just that from the last time, the "princess" seems to have human cognition.,How do you think about it, it doesn't have much to do with yourself.,These should make them anxious.,He's just responsible for making an ordinary person immortal.,This is still very easy to do.,The combat effectiveness of the "elf" shouldn't be very high.,Otherwise, the current trend is not something that a middle school student can master.,The "government" won't give her the opportunity to mess around.
(Except for humans, other species can only pray for a chance to survive) no matter how fierce they are, they must put away their fangs, and when this world comes, they must close their ears and eyes, because this world belongs to human beings, and many wonders can only become stories in the mouth, monsters and demons have come in droves and have been sleeping on the loess, no one can subvert the human dynasty, this is an unchangeable theorem, Chong is undoubtedly a "hardcore fan" on the side of human beings, because he himself lives in this circle, And this circle is the most powerful, so he doesn't understand why they have to go to great lengths to protect a so-called "elf" in Wuheqin, it is good to be able to pull out the fangs, but if one day the elves show their fangs again, it will not be the same to die
——— so he can only think that the marriage urging group in Wuhe Qinli is going to help Wuhe Shidao find a wife, well, that's right, it must be so