There's a laundry product called this, but it's not an advertisement, it's not a joke.

When I was thinking about it in my head, the picture on the light screen in front of me changed, and an ultra-clear image appeared in the live broadcast room, which could be seen that the picture was in the car, and the perspective side shot a thin young man riding in the car, and the half of the angular side face under the cutting-edge camera equipment seemed very connotative.

"This ...... Is it me? ”

Chen Yue involuntarily touched the half of his face that was photographed, if it weren't for the young man on the picture who also began to rub his face elegantly, he would never believe that it was him.

"Yes host, please don't doubt that it's you; However, for the sake of your simple life, the system deliberately modifies the people and objects in the lens slightly for you after you get on camera, so as not to disturb your life and the qiqi around you in the future. For specific reasons, you can refer to various celebrities. ”

When Chen Yue heard this, he nodded again and again: "You're right, this must be there." ”

Then I looked at myself in the live broadcast, there was no resistance at all, and I looked up and down: "Although I know that this is a bit fake, I have to say that I am still very handsome." Old driver, let me take a look. ”

Brush, the obedient old driver instantly adjusted the angle of the live broadcast to the front, and an ordinary face was revealed, with a high nose bridge, big eyes, and everything that should be handsome, how did it become the same as looking in the mirror?

"Although the system can change the way you look on camera, all it can do is retouch the angle and find the beautiful side, which means that you are still you, which cannot be changed. Just like the stars you see in movies and television, they are the product of retouching the lens. In reality, they also need to go to the toilet, squat on the toilet, bad breath, vomiting, constipation, ......"

"Stop, stop, I see, no need to explain."

If you don't stop, Chen Yue is afraid that he will never see the good side of the female star he likes in TV and movies in the future, you can think about the goddess-like female star surnamed Liu squatting in the toilet......

Well, Chen Yue forced himself to cut off this picture, it was too beautiful.

sighed a sigh of relief: "Old driver, I found that you are really dirty, and you scolded a circle of people in one sentence." ”

"Really? If you human feelings are concerned, I should answer hey, hey, right? ”

Chen Yue wanted to hold his head, but he found that the old driver really let the network break down.

Returning to the light screen in front of him, the picture returns to the side face again, but from another angle.

I have to say that the picture quality of this system is really strong, much better than the island country A.V, and it is no different from an American blockbuster. In addition, there is also the old driver, an anti-heaven 'old' photographer who can find beauty anytime and anywhere, and if he continues to broadcast live according to this situation, I am afraid that it will be difficult for him to live broadcast on a blind date. It seems that the real name of this system should be called the Internet celebrity system.

'Damn, isn't this the LOL trick show dead room?' Why did you change the blind date emperor? Am I in the wrong place? ’

A barrage swept across the translucent light screen in front of Chen Yue's eyes. It seems that someone finally watched and spoke on his blind date live broadcast.

I wanted to explain a few times, but look at myself sitting in a taxi, will it be a little weird, think about it, even if I can say it now, then what will I say on a blind date in the future? Forget it, didn't the old driver say that the live broadcast was handed over to it? Then leave it to it.

"The blind date bus said that it was soaring, is it really a live blind date?"

"The anchor speaks, doesn't talk and leaves."

"Don't shout big breasted brother, the anchor is waiting for a blind date and has no time to pay attention to you."

"I'm going, and there's a live blind date, but how about a taxi on a good bus? Bad reviews. ”

The barrage that floated by from time to time made Chen Yue's heart move, this blind date was really a gimmick, and in just a few minutes, the speaking rate soared. Not to mention that there are not many people watching, the speaking rate of this tourist is enough to compare to the number of eye-catching jù when he LOL is self-hilarious 1/30.

"Please note that you are about to arrive at the blind date destination, in order for you to better interact with the female you are blind to, the system will retract the live broadcast screen, and only the audience will speak barrage. If you want to watch it, just concentrate on the live broadcast screen. ”

Chen Yue answered, for some reason, he was inexplicably a little nervous after being reminded by the old driver, but speaking of which, this was a blind date arranged for him by the unknown system, I don't know the bottom line, who knows what ghosts will be in front of him.

Besides, this is still a blind date system called the live broadcast system, so shouldn't the old driver deliberately do something for the sake of the live blind date?

When the taxi stopped at the destination, the remote suburbs of the city, Chen Yue, who stepped out of the car with one foot, thought about it and said more and more panicked: "Old driver, can we not get along with each other?" I have a bit of a need to urinate. ”

"Please don't make such low-level jokes, your time is running out."

Taking a deep breath, he walked out of the car with the unknown Chen Yue in mind: "Okay, I admit I'm joking. ”

"Congratulations to the host for making the right choice, come down and remember your blind date code, 'Miss, your shoes are beautiful.'" Now I'm going to show you the way, and I'm going to ask the host to move forward...... Moving on......"

Just when Chen Yue followed the old driver to show the way, in the live broadcast screen he didn't see, his expression when he was just 'joking' was close-up by the old driver, and in addition to the constipated bewilderment, what he just said also appeared in a comic-like mental language circle on his head, which immediately shocked an audience.

'I'll go, what is this, are my eyes broken?' ’

My eyes are also broken, and the blockbuster I'm looking at turns A in a second. V？ ’

You're all wrong, it's legend...... Special effects, Duang. ’

'This special effect 666. ’

'Lifetime series blind date special effects. ’

'Blind date effect +1. ’

"Hey, the word is wrong, Nima, this is obviously the blind date special effect of the old driver's series. ’

'Old driver, I'm also in a hurry to urinate. ’

The old driver quickly drove the taxi back and took the anchor to pee. ’

Looking at the light-colored barrage that suddenly appeared in front of him, Chen Yue was stunned again, what the hell is this, it seems that his relatives here haven't gotten along yet, why are the audience friends chatting happily. And what does this blind date special effect and the old driver mean?

Before he could ask, the old driver spoke in his mind: "Please don't be distracted, the live broadcast has me." Now that you have arrived at the blind date location, the next is free for the host, and your dear old driver wishes you a happy blind date. ”

forehead

Well, there are old drivers for live streaming. Besides, now is not the time for him to entangle the audience and friends, it is the right thing to go on a blind date.

Chen Yue looked around, now the place where he is called Feitian Avenue, is the most suburban avenue in the city, and there are only cars coming and going in the desert, and there is not even a façade on both sides of the wide highway, where will there be a girl? Looking for such a place to go on a blind date, hehe, there is no one except the old driver of the system.