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The numbers on the virtual screen flew up like rockets, but they didn't stop Wu Xie's attack in the slightest.

"You can't be like this, you don't know you come to me until you lack dog food? @杨伟, you exude one word from your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes, cheap! Do you know? Sometimes I feel like you're like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity anymore. ”

Wu Xie's swearful Weibo without dirty words quickly attracted everyone's attention.

Comments exploded.

"I'll go, the scolding is too bad, and I don't have any dirty words. Don't scold Yang Wei like this, after all, his name is like that (covering his mouth and snickering)"

"High, really high."

"Haha, this Weibo is so joyful, @曹睿, @伊娃, take a look!"

"Our Wu family's scolding quotations are going to be decals again, I boldly predict that these sentences will be on fire tomorrow."

808 bedrooms.

Yang Wei looked at Wu Xie @ his own information, and his face was crooked.

Then he directly reposted Wu Xie's latest Weibo.

"Students, look at it, this guy is just like this, and he doesn't admit that he has a problem with his poetry. I'll admit to exaggerating some of the facts, but Wu Xie stalked my girlfriend for a while. @吴邪, do you have the ability to say that you haven't stared at a woman's breasts? ”

Wu Xie quickly responded.

"I'm staring! Because biologically speaking, I was originally set to love to look at boobs. It was DNA that told me to find that pair of soft, nurturing breasts. And it's not my personal preference, I'm not doing it for myself, it's all for the sake of future generations that I might have. So, I just want to pass on this love. ”

"And finally, @杨伟你刚刚说的那些还不够, I spent the best 18 months of my life sucking on my boobs wholeheartedly. So don't you think that maybe deep down in my heart: when I look at my chest, I think of a safe haven. I see them as a symbol of love and cheerfulness, symbolizing the most carefree period of my life. ”

This passage is the content of a funny foreign video in that world, and it has been copied by Wu Xie here.

After refreshing Weibo and seeing this sentence:

Yang Wei is stupid!

He thought that Wu Xie would deny it, so he even wrote the next sentence to refute it, and waited to send it. But Wu Xie's statement completely disrupted the rhythm of his attack.

The onlookers were dumbfounded!

Someone actually explained the reason why men love to look at women's boobs so fresh and refined, and from a biological point of view, it rose to a literary. And so sweet, it makes sense.

The comments exploded again!

"I'm leaning, it's the first time I've seen someone talking such serious nonsense, and I've seen it for a long time."

"I'll go, fortunately I didn't go to bed early today, otherwise I would have missed a big show."

"Haha, that's a golden sentence. No, after I'm done laughing, I'm going to memorize it, and tomorrow I can look at my chest in the open. ”

Almost at the same time!

The rate of night calls in Qingjiang City increased by 5 percentage points.

Palatial community.

"Xiao Wang, quickly open Weibo and search for the Weibo account 'Wu Xie'. This person is funny, you haven't been under a lot of pressure lately, I promise you can decompress after reading it. ”

Qingjiang University of Communication and Communication.

Three-quarters of the bedrooms suddenly turned on the lights, and they opened Weibo quickly.

"Xiao Wang, I can't imagine that there is such a fierce man in our school, who would say that my behavior for so many years is so poetic."

"Don't say it, the scolding is so bad, it doesn't even bring a dirty word. Yang Wei's grandson is usually arrogant and domineering, but now he is probably really impotent, hahaha. ”

Girls' dormitory.

"I'll go, who is Wu Xie, such a stinky hooligan's behavior is so reasonable, it sounds so sweet to me. If he looks at my breasts, I'm sure he'll see enough. ”

"Britney, don't be a **** on a big night. With your 250-ton tonnage, who will look at you. ”

A minute later.

Wu Xie's Xiaolang Weibo fans soared again, reaching 2,000 followers. The reputation on the virtual screen has also reached 62,000.

Wu Xie was so bold about his chest, and his straightforward comments were deeply joyful to most of the fans, and even the number of Weibo fans with "Wu Xie's first fan" rose from 12 to 200.

On the other side, the people of the Qingjiang Writers' Association were anxious.

In their eyes, literature is an elegant art, a spring and snow. But Wu Xie's comments labeled literature as vulgar and indecent.

There is such a scum in the literary circle!

There are such scumbags in colleges and universities in Qingjiang City!

Writer Li Ziao was the first to attack: "Don't talk nonsense, tarnish literature." Since ancient times, what writer would have insulted words like this. I think it's just you, this fledgling college boy, relying on your lip service and talking nonsense. Take ignorance as funny and confuse the public. ”

"Top! Support Lee Zi O writers. The literati have the elegance of the literati, how can they talk nonsense and insult our words and dignity. At a young age, he is a pervert, and he is proud of himself, and he is really ashamed of your parents. ”

Qing Mingming's Weibo immediately reposted and commented on this Weibo.

"I'll go, and another one will come to scold my parents!"

Wu Xie attacked again, and the signs were aimed at the Qingjiang Writers' Association.

"I insulted literature? I remember that Mu Zhengcheng, an internationally renowned master of Chinese culture in my country, once said in his diary that he wanted to have a few more women. Is he vulgar and unworthy of becoming a master of Chinese studies? Record the changes of this era with words, and record the good memories of life with your heart. This is the writer's mission, not a barbaric distinction between the elegant and the vulgar. ”

The picture below is a screenshot of the diary of Mu Zhengcheng, a master of Chinese culture.

Today I read an old novel, "Stone Town", a short story, which is not very absurd, but for some reason, it is always easy to trigger my **. I still have no other hope, I only hope that I will have more contact with a few women and women from all over the world.

……

This time, the people of the Qingjiang Writers Association were completely stupid and stunned!

Who is Mu Zhengcheng?

He is an internationally renowned master of Oriental studies, linguist, writer, Chinese scholar, Buddhist, historian, educator and social activist. He has been re-elected as the chairman of the National Writers Association for two consecutive terms, a member of the Philosophy and Social Sciences Department of the Academy of Sciences, an honorary president of Jingcheng University, and a lifelong professor......

There are so many titles that are scary!

This youth diary has little circulation in society, but the writers' circle still knows a little bit about it.

How did they think that they would provoke such a living treasure? actually moved out Master Mu Zhengcheng's youth diary.

This is something that ordinary people can make!

Lunatic!

Idiot!

Soon, the people of the Qingjiang Writers' Association died down. Wu Xie's people on the Qingjiang Writers' Association turned off the fire, but the comments below were fried again!

"I didn't expect Mr. Mu to write about this kind of depraved days when he was young. It was a great day. ”

"Hahaha, how many college students have spoken."

"I'll go, @清江作协, what about you people, come out and continue, I'm still going to watch you fight all night."

"Thank you Kop. I didn't expect Wu Xie to dabble in such a wide range of subjects. ”

(Rolling all over the ground for recommendation votes!! ）

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