Chapter 43: The Age of Liars
(I almost forgot to say that it was updated at nine o'clock, and I habitually wanted to update it at ten o'clock, and I was just watching the ghost god king, Park Bo Young is really beautiful in addition to Taiping.) )
Just when Li Yongjie couldn't stand the heat and decided to come back another day, the dance teacher inside walked out and asked him with a smile, "Yongjie Xi, you go in, I'll come back later." ”
"Huh? It's okay, it's okay, I won't disturb them to practice, teacher, you can teach them first. ”
"Ani, Yongjiexi, you are standing here, they are not thinking about practicing dance, they are all looking at you and laughing."
"Look at me and laugh?" Li Yongjie didn't understand what he was talking about, his eyes looked at the window of the practice room, and then he saw a few little heads immediately retracted, and then there was a suppressed laughter in the practice room, his face was stiff and he gritted his teeth and asked the teacher, "Teacher, do you mean that they are laughing inside when they look at me like this?" Seeing the other party nodding, Li Yongjie gasped, and first saluted the other party, "Then trouble you, teacher, I will soon let them know the importance of serious practice." The last few words were already squeezed out between the teeth.
Rushing into the practice room, a few bangers screamed and fled laughing, leaving the trio standing there with a smile on their faces.
Li Yongjie angrily glanced at the girls who were looking at him with a smile in the corner, walked up to Taeyeon and them, and looked at the group of bangzi with his hands in his hands, "Moya, do you have a small group before you debuted in Girls' Generation, Taeyeon xi, I stand on your side, and swear to die to the six." ”
Yuri said with a disdainful face: "You've always been anti, anti! Ernie, hurry up and don't stand with that anti. ”
Yuna Xiuying and Hyoyeon stepped forward one by one, looking at Li Yongjie vigilantly and pulling the three of them over, Yuna hugged Taeyeon's arm and wrinkled her little nose at Li Yongjie, "Oppa, don't you want to provoke the relationship between us and Ernie." ”
Regardless of the vigilant eyes of several people, Li Yongjie snorted disdainfully and fell onto the sofa, cocked Erlang's legs, smiled and looked at someone who was squatting on the ground with his hands on his knees, and was looking at him with a dissatisfied face, "Xiuyan, I heard a joke today, this joke goes like this, an Ernie who is about to make his debut robbed his thirteen-year-old sister's pocket money, and my sister went to the canteen a little late, and found that there was no money to go out to eat after finding that there was no food in the canteen, so she could only go hungry to practice." ”
“mo?” Jessica stood up suddenly, but I don't know if it was because she had been squatting for too long or what the reason was, she was unstable and almost fell down when she got up, but fortunately she stabilized, looking at Li Yongjie, who put down her legs and half got up, she asked anxiously, "Did you see it with your own eyes?" Why don't you take her out to eat something, ah, this girl, she must have spent money indiscriminately, I left some for her. ”
Li Yongjie's face was weird: "You really robbed it?" He had been skeptical until Jessica said it, but she didn't expect her to admit it herself, and couldn't help laughing, and then when she saw someone's murderous eyes, she immediately covered her mouth and laughed. Then he smiled and a few other people followed suit, and Xiuying looked at Jessica with a ridiculous expression: "Ernie, did you really rob it?" Robbing Xiujing? "It's even more incomprehensible to Ernie that in her impression Ernie has never been the one who contributes.
Xiao Yuan didn't give a hearty smile to his face. Jessica didn't care about everyone's laughter, but still frowned and looked at Li Yongjie: "What about her." ”
"What are you going to do?" Holding back a smile, seeing that her face was not good, and the killing intent in her eyes became stronger and stronger, she hurriedly coughed lightly, and sat down solemnly and replied, "I've gone back to the practice room." ”
"Ah, you don't even know how to take her out for a bit."
Li Yongjie frowned slightly, "Moya, Zheng Xiuyan, did I see this kind of person in your mind who would not take her out to eat?" Seeing Jessica's face stiffened, and then she muttered dissatisfiedly, "It's not the first time, I already knew that I wouldn't have anything to eat with you." ”
Jessica, who was already a little embarrassed to wring her fingers, immediately felt confident when she heard the latter sentence: "Nonsense, this is the first time I have robbed Xiujing's pocket money." ”
Looking at the person who changed from hanging his head and playing with his fingers to holding his head high in an instant, Li Yongjie's eyes were about to fall out, and he smiled for a while, "I really underestimate you, Zheng Xiuyan, this is something to be proud of, isn't it." ”
Jessica immediately looked like a popped balloon, and immediately her eyes wandered, "I can't help it, oh, Mom gave me that money, and I had to use a lot of money before my debut, and I already left enough for Xiujing, and I promised to double her in the future." ”
Li Yongjie really held his forehead and smiled bitterly, turned his head to Yun'er and said, "Yun'er, you now know how happy you are to have an Ernie who is so good to you." "It seems that I have heard that her parents are divorced and live with her father and Ernie, and I have seen Yun'er Ernie send things to Yun'er a few times before, and I love Yun'er very much.
Yun'er nodded fiercely at the moment, suddenly missing her own Ernie very much. But Jessica just looked back, and Lin Xiaoyun immediately smiled like a dog and hugged Jessica's hand, "Ernie, you are also my Ernie." ”
But before he finished speaking, he was smashed by a pillow, touched his head and looked over, and saw Li Yongjie with one hand still stretched out, and the other hand caressed his chest, with a frightened expression.
"Bia, the body is out of control, and when I hear that voice, my body can't help but make this series of movements." Yun'er's eyes widened, and her snort intensified, and before she could make a move, Jessica picked up the pillow and smashed it at Li Yongjie, and then touched Yun'er's head, "You are not allowed to bully Yun'er, although I want to hit her when I hear that tone." ”
Li Yongjie dodged the pillow thrown over, then saw everyone's hands, and then patted the sofa and laughed, the laughing crowd was a little confused, Li Yongjie laughed intermittently and pointed to the back row of everyone, "Tiffanyxi... And Sunnyxi's fist... It's all pinched, Yun'er, you're here... The coquettish who summons the fist. ”
Several people reflexively looked in the direction pointed by Li Yongjie, and saw Tiffany's red and instantly released hand, and sunny coughed lightly and touched his head with his fist and let go of his hand. A group of people laughed out in an instant, especially those who had been attacked by Yun'er's coquettish at close range before, and laughed even more cheerfully, even Xu Xian looked at Yun'er with a burden on his face, "Ernie, please don't talk like this in the future, it's really scary." Hearing this, everyone couldn't help it, they just snickered when they gave back face, and as soon as Xu Xian said this, everyone laughed, and everyone, including Jessica, who had just been coquetted by her, was covering her mouth and laughing.
Yun'er originally blushed and hugged Xu Xian's waist to tickle her, but when she heard everyone's laughter, she squatted on the ground like a self-defeating scream, put her little face into her knees, covered her ears with her hands, and kicked her legs from time to time.
If he can let Yun'er go like this, then he won't be Li Yongjie, he walked to Yun'er with a smile and squatted down, "Yun'er, come, let's be coquettish with me." I promise not to kill you. Yun'er didn't raise her face when she heard it, and slapped it in the direction of the voice, hitting Li Yongjie's face very accurately, and seeing Li Yongjie who was covering his face, laughed even more, and suddenly Li Yongjie raised his head suddenly, and looked at a group of people in surprise, "Pinching the card, who made that aunt-like laugh just now." ”
Someone had already fallen to the ground, and Suyoung and Yuri were rolling on the ground at this time, no, their stomachs hurt. Xu Xian also snickered and glanced at Ernie who was blushing and covering his mouth. Yun'er also raised her head from her knees with a smile when she heard Li Yongjie's words, and kept patting Li Yongjie's arm, this oppa made us all like this, how can we practice later.
Following Xiaoxian's gaze, Li Yongjie fixed his gaze on the short body, and he felt ridiculous, "Please, please, Taeyeon Xi told me that the laughter just now was not from you." Xiuying was pounding the ground, Jessica kicked on the squatting Lee Yong-jae's buttocks, Lee Yong-jae fell and was still looking at Taeyeon Jessica and laughing, "Ah, Lee Yong-jie, don't make me laugh, I have a stomachache." ”
Li Yongjie didn't reply, "Your stomach hurts because you robbed your sister of your pocket money, and the retribution for making her sister have no money to eat, it has nothing to do with me." Regardless of Jessica, who kept kicking her calf, she looked at Taeyeon with a desperate expression, "Taeyeon xi, please, tell me that the big mom's laughter was sent by Yoona and Hyun, and I will believe it." "Yun'er was by his side just now, Xiaoxian has never laughed like this, so saying that I believe you lied to me. But Taeyeon let go of his hand, and the laughter resounded throughout the practice room, and Lee Yongjie clenched his fist in despair and slammed it on the ground, "What kind of girl idol group is this?" Violent maniac, naughty ghost, stingy ghost, cold girl, aunt laughs at any type, President Kim is deceiving the entire Republic of Korea, it's not a girl's generation, it's a liar's era. "This time, Jessica didn't kick it alone, Yuna, Yuri, and Xiuying all came over and automatically took their seats. Even Sunny and Tiffany sneak a few hits when they're crowded, and who tells him that we're in the time of cheaters.
But even with so many people beating up, someone is still holding his head and laughing. This girlhood, it's so fun.