Li Xiaopang muttered like this, and the little waiter was not happy: "Sir, the fish used in our store are all from the river that day, pure wild river fish, you can't talk nonsense!" ”

There are a few guests who choose fish next to them to see that there is a dispute here, and they all come up to see the excitement, and they are still talking about the fish in the pond, some say that they are fresh, and some support Li Xiaopang, saying that these fish are fished out of the fish pond, and after getting into the cage, they will be put in the river for a few days, and they will become river fish. As a result, several groups of guests couldn't make up their minds, and after hesitating for a while, they chose to leave this fish restaurant.

ran the business, the little waiter hated this turtle fat man even more, and slapped Li Xiaopang a few times with his big eyes, and then said a few words to the walkie-talkie pinned to his chest, and soon, there was a big man, leading two young men wearing only black vests to come over, revealing a mass of tattoos on his arms, and he couldn't see what the pattern was.

"Dare to come to Brother Yu to make trouble!" The big man with a fierce face glanced at Li Xiaopang and the others viciously. was so shocked that the crew members who watched the excitement involuntarily took a few steps back, and as a result, a situation was formed in which Li Xiaopang and the strong man were fighting each other.

"Just you? Undercut is not! The two vest boys clenched their fists, full of threat.

Could it be that you entered the black shop-Li Xiaopang Kaba lowered his eyes twice, and still muttered in his mouth: "You are not wild river fish at all, and you don't want people to say anything-"

The big man said hey twice, and the horizontal flesh on his face became even more abrupt: "Brother, which of your tunzi came, when you went out, didn't your family tell you to take care of your mouth?" Today, the brothers will work hard to help you remember it for a long time--the big mouth will slowly smoke first-"

The latter sentence was said to the two vest brothers. These two goods seem to usually do this kind of thing, blocking Li Xiaopang on the left and right, opening the bow left and right, and slapping the fan.

"Don't do it!" A loud roar suddenly sounded, and I saw Chu Dao rushing in. After all, he is a great director, and his momentum is extraordinary, and he has frightened all the strong men and others.

Li Xiaopang sat in the car for a day, and just wanted to move his muscles, but he was disturbed by Director Chu, and he felt a little unhappy: "Old man, let's meet someone who opens a black shop, call the cameraman or something, and expose this black shop!" ”

Could it be a journalist? The strong man was also a little blindsided: "Something else, if you have something to say, which TV station are you from, I am familiar with your leaders!" ”

Li Xiaopang puffed up his chest: "We are making movies!" ”

Depend on! The strong man immediately put his heart back in his stomach, and returned to his face-full appearance: "Even if the reporter comes, you have to be reasonable, our store is originally a genuine river fish, why are you slandering?" Just now you told the little fat man that you have taken several tables of guests, and if you don't give an explanation today, you will have to compensate for the loss! ”

In the past, relying on nonsense, the board did not fool the guests. Anyway, this thing can't be defined, and most of the diners are foreign tourists, so they can only suffer dumb losses.

As soon as he heard that he had lost money, Li Xiaopang was in pain, and he was impoverished: "If you don't want money, you have to die!" ”

"I've seen a lot of brothers like you, little five and six, throw this fat man into the river. He kept saying that we are not river fish, so he asked him to catch a few real river fish for us to see-" Ban Cun waved his hand to the two younger brothers again, and the two black vests stepped forward to hold Li Xiaopang's arms and dragged them out.

Director Chu was just about to stop it, but when he saw Li Xiaopang squeezing his eyes at him, he chose to remain silent.

"You're going to throw me into the river to feed the fish, let go, let go, help!" Li Xiaopang didn't mix up the crew in vain, and his acting skills have improved greatly, while pulling his throat and howling, he kicked his legs straight. Tired of the two black vests, they scolded in their mouths: Dead fat, dead and heavy!

Along the way, many diners poked their heads out of the box to see the excitement. Bancun simply killed chickens and monkeys, and scolded in his mouth: "Dare to say that Lao Tzu is not a wild river fish here, Lao Tzu will tell you to go down to the river to fish for ......"

The heads at the door of the box have shrunk back, and the guests inside are already mentally prepared to be slaughtered.

The fish restaurant is not far from the river, and the two black vests dragged Li Xiaopang to the riverside, shouting the trumpet one, two, three, and letting Li Xiaopang up, just about to let go together. As a result, one of each arm was grabbed by Li Xiaopang, and the two of them were bone-led into the water together.

Near the embankment, the river is not deep. But he couldn't stand Li Xiaopang and make it bad, so he relied on his strength and good water quality, and pressed the two black vests firmly in the water, and in less than half a minute, they began to bubble.

It is estimated that the two brothers were almost full of water, and Li Xiaopang let go, and these two goods surfaced and were pulled ashore by people. Sure enough, my stomach was bulging, as if I had just finished filling a case of Harbin beer.

If you want to play with Li Xiaopang in the water, it is a reason to play with an axe in front of Lu Ban.

"Hurry up and control the water-" Ban Cun didn't care about settling accounts with Li Xiaopang, and it was important to command his subordinates to save people.

After tossing for a while, the two black vests vomited a large puddle of dirty water. The worst one spit out a small crucian carp shell with an inch length from his mouth and flicked his tail on the ground.

"Look, that's the real wild fish." Li Xiaopang took the small crucian carp in his hand, shook it in front of people's eyes, and said while shaking: "In terms of body size, wild fish are not as fat as artificially raised, but they have strong vitality; From the outside, the wild fish scales are bright, take the crucian carp melon seeds as an example, the fish scales are silver and shiny, the ones in the store, the fish scales are black and swarthy, and they are farmed at a glance! ”

"I'm Nima!" Bancun was annoyed and ashamed, flew up with a kick, and kicked at Li Xiaopang.

His feet were still half a foot away from Li Xiaopang, and Li Xiaopang screamed, his body flew backwards, snapped, and fell back into the river. I was stunned: When will my brother be shadowless?

After a while, I saw the little fat man showing his head more than ten meters away from the river bank, only to see his arm raised, a black shadow thrown onto the shore, and then the little fat man's shout: "Look, this is the wild river catfish, with a big head and a small body-"

The people on the shore are stupid: catch fish empty-handed, open your eyes today!

With a snap, another big carp was thrown ashore: "Look, the wild carp is slender and long, and the scales are bright—"

I'm not afraid of not knowing the goods, I'm afraid of comparing the goods, as the fish are thrown ashore, everyone compares with the fish in the fish restaurant, and immediately sees the difference, and it is really the same as the little fat man shouted. There are many people and great power, so they all follow the coaxing, some want to return the money, and some want to complain. made the neck tendons jump straight, and the heart to kill Li Xiaopang was gone.

However, this guy has also been in this area for several years, up and down, and he is somewhat powerful, and most of these troublemakers are outsiders, so he is simply arrogant to the end: "Spending money on food is justified." The brothers all copy the guys, and whoever dares to repay the account today will be beaten to death! ”

Among the diners, there are also those who are not easy to mess with, a young man jumped out and waved his mobile phone in his palm: "I have posted this on the forum just now, even if you kill me, you will completely expose your black shop!" ”

For a while, the crowd was furious, and they forced Bancun and several of his subordinates to retreat to the riverside step by step. Suddenly, the waves on the river were turbulent, and the high waves rushed to the shore, slapping Bancun and others down on the beach. When the waves receded, these people were also swept into the river.

The angry crowd also turned into shock, this bright tile is calm and calm, why did such a big wave swell all of a sudden?

"If the heavens are angry and people are resentful, they will be punished, and they will not live for their own iniquity!" Li Xiaopang fluttered to the shore, and by the way, he stepped on the board that climbed on the shore again.

Yes, it must be the case - the guests have expressed their approval, and some people have taken out their mobile phones and started calling, some have called the police, some have complained, so it is not lively.

Li Xiaopang rowed the river fish he had just thrown on the shore, and then beckoned to Director Chu: "Let's borrow the pot in the restaurant and try the real iron pot stewed river fish." ”

There is still a heart to eat-Director Chu, as a bystander, although he was also a little confused, but he estimated in his heart that all this must have something to do with the little fat man, so he laughed a few times and followed Li Xiaopang into the store.

The store is without these backbones, and the waiters don't know what to do. Li Xiaopang was not polite, went directly to the back kitchen, cleaned up a few fish with his hands and feet, and then went down to the big iron pot that had already boiled the pot, and stewed it.

The base has already been mixed in the pot, and soon the aroma is overflowing. Even the little waiter who was stunned over there couldn't help twitching his little nose: I've been working here for more than a year, and it's the first time I've smelled such a fragrant fish.

"Let's eat, waiter, let's drink!" Li Xiaopang shouted, the waiter really brought up the beer and liquor, and the people were still soaking in the river, and there was no one in charge of the store at all, so they could only listen to the guests.

After everyone moved a few chopsticks, they all argued that this fish was delicious. Li Xiaopang hehe, while eating: "If this fish is you, you sell it for dozens of yuan a catty, and we will admit it." ”

As he spoke, the sirens sounded outside. After waiting for the police in the car to get down, they saw a large circle of people around the river and hurriedly ran over. I saw that a few more people in the river were trying to climb to the shore, but they couldn't stand the people on the shore who were kicking their feet, and they all learned from Li Xiaopang.

This is not a big head, why is it so miserable today-The police looked at the people in the water, and quickly recognized the board, mainly because this guy has a lot of filial piety during the New Year's Festival, so for his fish restaurant, everyone also turned a blind eye, but it seems that things are a bit big today.

The police drank the crowd and fished Bancun and the others out of the water, all wet from top to bottom, and there was a lot of mud and sand, so miserable. Seeing the police, Ban Cun finally saw his relatives, and shouted with a crying voice: "Comrade police, you are here-"

After listening to the accusations of blood and tears, the police knew that the culprit was a little fat man, so they looked for it in the crowd.

"I think it's in the store." Someone said a word.

So the police took people into the store, and when they saw the little fat man who had been stabbed a thousand times, he was sitting there eating fish, and his face was hideous: "It's him, it's him--I'm today-"

Li Xiaopang raised a piece of fish meat on the chopsticks: "Boss, you've finished taking a bath, hurry up and come over to taste it, this is the real wild river fish." ”

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