The two of them walked around the mall for a long time, and Shuai Xiaobing felt that his lips were about to break, and Lin Xuefei refused to ask for a single piece of clothing. Shuai Xiaobing was a little anxious and said, "Let's get engaged today, right?" People always have to give some clothes, bride price, or something when they get engaged, why don't you want anything? ”

Lin Xuefei didn't care: "I want to live with you, save it now, that's the money we both save." Isn't it just a face for people to ask for so many dowry pictures? You just have to have this heart, as for throwing money at it...... It's better to save it, I'm good at feeding. With this money, let's keep it to deal with the relatives of the Lin family, they are all from the provincial capital, but they look down on the ordinary people of our 'prefecture-level city'. At that time, it is time to really spend money to save face. ”

Shuai Xiaobing was stunned for a moment, and hugged Lin Xuefei's shoulders with some emotion.

"How? Do you think a wife like me is very caring? Lin Xuefei asked with a grin.

"Hmm!"

"You can rest assured, I'm not the kind of brain-dead woman who sets all kinds of bizarre standards to measure feelings," Lin Xuefei said, "I only know that I can't do without you, and you can't do without me, that's enough." Money, our income has added up to a lot, even if it is a pain to buy some famous brands at this time, it is not difficult, but there is no need for it. Anyway, I think so...... Look at that Chanel coat, the style or something is just like that, we have been in the clothing company for so long, we know what is included in his price code, what do you do when this wronged boss does? After buying it back, it will take a few days to maintain, and you have to go all the way to dry cleaning, which is to buy clothes, you can't put it like this, you can't put it like that, it's like buying an ancestor to go back......"

Shuai Xiaobing couldn't help but laugh.

Originally, when he was a woman, he still liked to go shopping, but after becoming a man, he retained this habit at first, but gradually lost interest. Because men's clothing is really monotonous, he has passed the age of pursuing fancy killing Matt, as an office worker, what he needs is formal, mature, and steady, this is not pretending, but representing respect for others. It's like a person who knows that the upcoming occasion is an occasion that requires formal dress, but he wants to wear a casual jacket and sneakers, claiming to be low-key and doesn't like to pretend, but in fact, this is the biggest pretend. is not only pretending, but also disrespectful to everyone present, to put it mildly, this is the nouveau riche character, to put it mildly, there is no tutor.

To be truly low-key is to be like a chameleon, to be one with the environment on any occasion, to bury yourself in the crowd so that others will not recognize you, and to make yourself a part of the background forever. This is the conclusion that Shuai Xiaobing finally came to after changing from a woman to a man. Although some regulations are not reasonable, they should be followed. It's like attending a funeral and not being dressed in red and festive, or wearing pants and flip-flops to receive an award when attending an award.

Even if you become a boss and do not exclude employees from dressing casually, there must be a limit to this casualness, at least the "casual" of the employee must be worthy of his talent.

"Over there!" Lin Xuefei pointed her finger at the underwear/clothing store, "I remember you said that women can be sloppy in other aspects, but this can't be sloppy, right?" I'll have to change it when I take a shower. ”

Shuai Xiaobing nodded in agreement. The two have been getting along for a long time, and he has also begun to understand some of Lin Xuefei's habits.

When she was a woman for the first time, Lin Xuefei was very uncomfortable with a woman's body structure, her upper body was just fine, at most she was uncomfortable when she ran because of her large breasts, and finally bought a smaller sports underwear before running. But the lower body is Lin Xuefei's biggest opinion, when she was a man before, she adapted to that kind of dry day all day, but after becoming a woman, the secretions that appear from time to time make Lin Xuefei annoyed. Fortunately, the dormitory is close, so Lin Xuefei bought a lot of cotton underwear/pants from the Internet and can change them at any time. Although at Shuai Xiaobing's suggestion, Lin Xuefei bought additional pads in addition to sanitary napkins to use in the days when there was a lot of secretion, but this still made her feel very uncomfortable.

But Lin Xuefei offered to buy it, and this was the first time.

To Shuai Xiaobing's surprise, this time Lin Xuefei actually went to choose the lace/silk model that she hated so much......

"This ...... Didn't you say that this kind of hiccup deserves to be uncomfortable? Shuai Xiaobing couldn't help but ask.

"Yes, it's quite uncomfortable," Lin Xuefei said helplessly, "Especially this kind of transparent with lace/silk edge, anyway, I feel uncomfortable grinding the skin, and I will feel itchy." This is probably a psychological problem, and has little to do with the quality of the product. ”

"Then you still buy it?" Shuai Xiaobing said.

"Nonsense! Isn't that for you? Lin Xuefei directly threw a wink, "In the past, the honest cotton style was only applicable when I was single, but now I am a person with a husband." Haven't you heard a word? 'Choose good underwear, my husband comes home early', don't give you some stimulation, won't your fat water flow into the fields of outsiders? ”

"Uh......" handsome soldiers are embarrassed. Squinted, the shopping guide girl who had been following the two of them had already covered her mouth and squatted to the cash register and laughed.

Lin Xuefei picked several sets in a row, and the handsome soldiers diligently swiped the card to pay the bill. The two left the mall after leaving the store, ready to find a bathing center to take a bath. After walking a few steps, Lin Xuefei stopped and pouted towards the side of the road.

"This ......" Shuai Xiaobing looked at it and felt a little embarrassed, this is a small shop of only four or five square meters, there is no one in it, only one machine, and there is a translucent curtain blocking the door. The signboard is very eye-catching: "Unmanned vending machine for adult / human products".

"Let's go, go inside. You don't want me to get pregnant for the time being, so you have to buy a condom, right? If you don't buy it here, go to the supermarket or pharmacy! ”

"Then let's buy it here!" Shuai Xiaobing hurriedly said.

Lin Xuefei pulled Shuai Xiaobing to walk in, and Shuai Xiaobing looked around weakly like a thief, and quickly got in. There are all kinds of magic and horse toys on the vending machine, not only all kinds of sets, but also all kinds of electric small toys. Lin Xuefei looked at them one by one seriously, and carefully studied everything. Suddenly, he pointed to a fake Ding Ding and said, "This one is not as big as yours." ”

Shuai Xiaobing almost didn't stand firm: "Let's not talk about this, okay?" If you want to buy it, buy it quickly, it's embarrassing to be seen. ”

"It's just a matter of buying a set, and it's not ashamed, it's a shame for a single man to buy a big bag of tissue paper," Lin Xuefei glanced at Shuai Xiaobing and continued, "I didn't know for sure just now, it's not as thick as yours, but it's ...... longer than yours."

Shuai Xiaobing glanced at it, and said angrily: "This is almost the length of a small arm, what are you and me?" It can't be in this life. ”

"I didn't say that normal people are so long," Lin Xuefei rolled her eyes, "How do you put such a long guy on a person?" You can't wear pants, so why don't you wear a skirt and drag it between your legs? Or is it coiled around the waist? ”

Lin Xuefei's words were so funny that Shuai Xiaobing couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, look at this prosthetic breasts again, it's not as big as mine, right?" Lin Xuefei licked her tongue and said, "This should be the legendary inflatable wife?" Do you want to buy one back? ”

"I ...... Why do I want this? Shuai Xiaobing was dumbfounded.

"There are always a few days a month when it's inconvenient!" Lin Xuefei said directly, "You definitely don't enjoy using your mouth, so it's better to give you a fake ...... But this inflatable ...... It's too ugly, I'll buy you a silicone real one when I go back, and the island country has more than 30,000 yuan a ......"

"Buying such an expensive ...... Sick? ”

"That's right, 20,000 yuan can buy a Vietnamese bride...... It's more than 20,000 a month to pack a college student, maybe there are cheaper ones, such as boys with fine skin and tender meat? Will you be jealous......" Lin Xuefei said thoughtfully.

Shuai Xiaobing felt that he was completely defeated by Lin Xuefei's whimsical thinking, and hurriedly said: "Let's take a look at the set!" That's it, okay? "Just point at it.

Lin Xuefei took a look at it and asked in surprise: "This is a time-delay sleeve with a barb, do you really want this?" ”

"What's that?" Shuai Xiaobing suddenly felt that he was very ignorant.

"This set is thicker, which reduces the man's touch, and then the root hoop is tight, and the man will take a long time to ejaculate, this also has an upgraded version, not only thickened and tightened, but also has a miniature vibrator at the root, and it is not clear whether the massage effect is good or not after wearing it," Lin Xuefei said, "However, the barb on it is to make women feel more ...... Cooler ...... You were close to half an hour for the first time today, and more than forty minutes for the second time, and you don't look like someone who needs this kind of thing...... I'm not that hungry/thirsty, okay......"

"Uh...... It's up to you to pick! Shuai Xiaobing felt that he really couldn't stand it anymore.

"Let's have a box of all of these!" Lin Xuefei said, "It's not very expensive anyway." Don't look at me like that, I haven't used these before, I've only heard the signs. Which one is good and which one is not good, only we can know when we use it. ”

"Okay......"

When they came out, there were many small boxes in the bags of clothes in the hands of the two people.

"So many, it's enough for half a year...... Shuai Xiaobing said in a low voice as he walked.

"Why don't we work harder and use it all before the Chinese New Year?" Lin Xuefei said provocatively.

"Ahh Shuai Xiaobing's face turned white.

The two of them showed their affection as if no one was around, until they walked into a bathing center in the city. After taking a bath, the two of them didn't delay much, and came out directly after getting dressed. Lin Xuefei was already using the fastest speed, but when he came out, Shuai Xiaobing had been waiting for a long time.

"Waiting a long time?" Lin Xuefei's face was flushed.

After seeing it, Shuai Xiaobing felt his heart move, and couldn't help but kiss him on the red face: "I just came out for a while." ”

"That'...... Go home? ”

"Would you like to buy something to take home?"

"Let's buy some daily necessities, maybe I'll live at home in the future!" Lin Xuefei said, "Xiao Yun refuses to go back, after the winter vacation, Uncle Qiu and they came to see their daughter, do they let them stay in a hotel?" ”

"Oh so...... All right! Shuai Xiaobing said, "There are toothpaste, toothbrushes, towels and the like at home, so you can buy some pajamas and the like...... There are also skin care products or something, if you forget something, I'll just add it for you. ”