Gorky, "The Petrel".

This prose poem is used here by Wu Xie, strictly speaking, it is inappropriate.

Because Gorky wrote this poem in order to call on the people to carry out revolutionary struggle and to welcome the coming of the revolutionary storm. At that time, the poem had already been published, and it caused a huge response in Russia, and word of mouth spread it, and it was hailed as the most propaganda and call-to-call "leaflet".

Save zài is reasonable.

Wu Xie used this poem to express the strong and fearless spirit in his heart, full of pride and excitement.

He is the petrel, the petrel who "touches the waves with the wind on the vast sea", the petrel who "touches the waves with wings and rushes straight into the clouds like arrows", and the petrel who flies bravely and freely on the foaming sea! "The petrel......

When lightning and thunder roared, mountains roared and tsunamis, and a storm was about to erupt, Haiyan, as a victorious "prophet", finally cried out: "Let the storm come more violently!" ”

This is Haiyan's battle declaration, and it is also his battle statement.

Huaguo East Journey Cultural Research Center, Seven-year-old Children......

Didn't you say that Wukong's biography is rubbish, it's a "spoof" of Journey to the East, tonight, I'll let you see what a real "spoof" is.

In your world, Journey to the East is one of the four famous novels, but in my world, Journey to the East is only one-third of the level of Journey to the West.

Wukong said that you think it is rubbish.

Well, I don't explain!

Then I will write "Journey to the West", so that you can see the real charm of traditional excellent culture.

Originally, his next novel was not Journey to the West, after all, Journey to the West has high requirements for the author, and he is still a college student, if he writes a long work like Journey to the West, it will definitely arouse suspicion.

But now Wu Xie seems to be hanging on a knife in his neck and being strangled by his throat, he can't bear it anymore, and he won't bear it anymore.

The one million full rights buyout of the first intimate contact, as well as the royalties from the Heart of Culture Publishing House, came yesterday.

Now he has 1.35 million yuan in deposits in the Agricultural Bank of China.

Originally, he was still thinking about whether to buy a house in Qingjiang City and create outside. After all, there are many people in the bedroom, and no matter how well he hides it, there is a possibility that his feet will be exposed.

But now, he decided to upgrade the mall system.

Open the game interface.

Open the Marketplace screen.

Click Confirm upgrade.

In the next second, a string of text appeared on the virtual screen.

[The mall system is being upgraded, with a countdown of 60 seconds, the game will be temporarily closed, and it will automatically restart after the upgrade is completed. 】

Countdown.

Fifty-nine seconds.

Fifty-eight seconds

……

Ten seconds

……

One second.

Bite!

When the countdown ended and the game restarted just into the virtual screen, Wu Xie received a text message on his phone.

【Huaguo Agricultural Bank】At 21:32 on October 31, the transfer and deduction of 1,000,000 yuan and the current balance of 350,000.66 yuan in your Agricultural Bank account with the tail number 6915 were transferred and deducted.

Wu Xie didn't bother to analyze the deduction principle of the superstar game, and hurriedly opened the mall interface.

[Mall Level]: Level 1.

[Note]: The maximum purchase of props and items per day (24 hours) is 5. To upgrade to the next level, 500 points are required.

Redeem huàn!

[Search Engine Computer] Number 5.

Wu Xie opened the text copy of the Gong to search for courtesy, and then typed in Journey to the West.

There are 4 search results: the original version of Journey to the West, the deleted version of Journey to the West, the children's version of Journey to the West, and the vernacular version of Journey to the West.

Different versions correspond to different texts, the Journey to the East in this world corresponds to the original Journey to the West, and Wu Xie naturally chose the original Journey to the West.

30 minutes later, [Search Engine Computer] reimbursed, and Wu Xie entered a coma.

Ten minutes later, Wu Xie woke up.

I opened Weibo and glanced at the comments under the long Weibo content of "Haiyan".

"Wu Xie is writing poems again, before it was ancient poetry, modern poetry, and now it is a prose poem."

"Haiyan, it's good to get a name, let this storm come more violently. Wu Xie, don't be too extreme, the Journey to the East Cultural Research Center is a scumbag, don't be angry, I'm still waiting to read your new novel. ”

"That's it, I'll only read yours in online novels, and I can't read anything else."

……

There are those who praise Wu Xie, and naturally there are also black ones.

"Return the petrel, stubborn. Now the people of the whole country are criticizing you, even big newspapers like the People's Daily and Xinhua News Agency are criticizing you, but you don't admit your mistakes, and you still don't think that the fire is burning enough, and you want to let the storm not be violent enough? Do it. ”

"Literati should have backbone, but you are using it in the wrong place. Hurry up and apologize like Journey to the East and apologize to the Chinese people......"

"Wukong apologizes, three roads and eighteen apologizes, and Wu Xie apologizes."

"Apologize, apologize, shameless author apologize quickly."

"Those who insult the traditional culture of our country will be punished even if they are far away."

Apologize?

There are no doors!

Not only did they not even have a door, but they didn't even open a single window.

Wu Xie used the [Search Engine Computer] again, copying Journey to the West with full firepower.

Thirty minutes of copying, ten minutes of side effects coma time, after Wu Xie finished using the [Search Engine Computer], he glanced at the word document and counted the number of words, about 10,000 words.

But Journey to the West has more than 900,000 words, and 10,000 words is like a drop of water for him at present, far from enough.

He checked the game interface and was immediately shocked, and his reputation value had skyrocketed to more than one million.

Well, that's more than a million.

After purchasing [Search Engine Computer] before, the reputation value has bottomed out. But in less than an hour, it grew by a million.

After a while, Wu Xie was relieved.

The legend of Wukong was first satirized by netizens and exposed on the whole network, and then experienced the whitewashing of Peking University professors and the reversal of netizens, but in the end, it was brought out by the so-called Huaguo East Journey Cultural Research Center as the object of criticism, and the two armies faced each other.

Of course, the main source of the increase in the prestige value of more than one million is not this, but the propaganda of the People's Daily and Xinhua News Agency.

They are two good brothers, the mouthpiece of the Chinese government, and the big brother of the traditional newspaper industry and even the entire industry. The circulation is also large, and it is for the whole country. As soon as they reported on them, all kinds of media flocked to them, on the Internet, in newspapers, and in magazines...... Various channels are discussing the incident of Wukong Biography.

Wu Xie, who was originally worried that his prestige value was not enough, regained his spirits, damn, he copied so hard, if his prestige suddenly bottomed out, then where would he cry.

Isn't it just to slap your face!

Huaguo Journey to the East Cultural Research Center, Qingjiang Writers Association, Xinhua News Agency, People's Daily...... Master remembers you one by one, wait.

Continue to use the [Search Engine Computer] and continue to copy.

[The third round: The four seas and thousands of mountains are all arched, and the nine secluded and ten categories are all removed].

Finish!

[The fourth time: What is the heart of the official seal Bi Ma, and the name is not restless]

finish

……

[The eighth round: My Buddha made scriptures to spread bliss, and Guanyin was ordered to go to Chang'an]

Finish!

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