Chapter 30: Get in the car and go home
Chapter 30: Get in the car and go home
"Laxatives?" The Black Vests looked disappointed.
"yes, you can skip it." Zhang Yunyang said with a smile, and at the same time thought in his heart, "You two turtles will suffer if you eat them, if you dare not eat them, even if you are heroes." ”
"We'll eat when we get back." The two said with bitter faces. They know that most of this is being manipulated. But they didn't dare to gamble yet, they were frozen to death by the chill that came out of their bones just now, and the chill not only froze their bodies, but even their souls froze.
"Well, don't forget, you have to drink and eat a lot of water after pulling it. Otherwise, your life will be lost. Zhang Yunyang admonished when the two said goodbye.
"These two people have to suffer now." Yun Feixue let out a vicious breath.
The four of them were no longer interested in playing cards, and Yun Feixue and Zhang Yunyang went to their upper bunks. The octopus pulled the female secretary to huddle on a bunk. Yun Feixue, who was watching, snorted secretly.
Everyone pulled down the curtains, and Zhang Yunyang couldn't help but remember the scene when he met Yun Feixue on the train. "To watch or not to see?" Zhang Yunyang is doing a fierce ideological struggle, whether to use the eyes of delusion to see the clouds and snows hidden behind the curtain, the spring there must be very beautiful!
"It seems a bit obscene to do this." Zhang Yunyang forcibly suppressed the idea of peeking, "There is no difference between me doing this and those guys who secretly take pictures of women's skirts with their mobile phones." ”
Zhang Yunyang lay on the bunk and emptied his brain and entered a state of cultivation. Of course, it's a cultivation and forging technique. It is better not to practice the five elements of the true yuan to practice qi in this car.
At six o'clock the next night, the train arrived in Nandu. Zhang Yunyang and the others got out of the box and were about to get out of the car, when they saw the black vest and the second child, walking out of the private room with a pale face. Today, during the day, Zhang Yunyang and the others came out and went in, but they didn't see these two people coming out of the private room next door.
"Damn, you two lose weight," Octopus said in surprise when he saw the two of them, "Your weight loss is really effective, it looks like you've lost a few pounds." ”
The two of them in the black vests had been violent a lot in one day, and after the two of them returned to their box last night, they carefully separated the little medicine foam and took it with water. Immediately, the stomachs of the two of them churned like a boiling pot, and hot currents rushed in their stomachs to find an outlet. Cold sweat broke out on both of their heads in pain.
The two ran to the bathroom together, where there was only one toilet, but fortunately the two came up with an idea and found a plastic basin before taking medicine.
When the two entered the bathroom, they were crackling, and the two of them almost fainted. When the two came out later, they almost crawled out. After coming out, the two of them ate and drank violently, and then rushed to the bathroom after more than ten minutes.
The two of them tossed around all night and day, but fortunately they didn't pull it in the afternoon. It is estimated that the effect of the medicine foam has passed, and the two of them have eaten and slept peacefully.
Now that they are ridiculed by the octopus, they can only accompany the smiling face, and the two of them know that Zhang Yunyang, a little white face, cannot be offended.
Zhang Yunyang and Yun Feixue Octopus came to the airport and drove the car parked here. Zhang Yunyang was anxious to go home.
"Let's go find a place to have a meal and go back." Yun Feixue didn't want to break up with Zhang Yunyang like this. I took them to the courtyard of a farmhouse in the suburbs, "The food here is good, I have come to eat a few times." ”
The four of them parked the car and entered the yard, and immediately saw the two people in the black vests, these two people were stunned when they saw Zhang Yunyang, and thought that Zhang Yunyang chased them to their house.
"What do you see, I haven't seen it at dinner." Octopus arrogantly said.
"Well, please inside, please inside." The Black Vest said hurriedly. Neither he nor the second child expected that these four people would happen to eat in their restaurant.
"This is your hotel?" Zhang Yunyang asked with some surprise, originally he thought that these two people were also guests who came to eat.
"yes, yes." The black vest said respectfully, "The soup boss of this soup boss farmhouse is me." "When he spoke, he led Zhang Yunyang and the four of them into a private room." Not enough for both of us to be here most of the time. ”
"Stop talking nonsense, watch serve us food." Octopus said impatiently. Boss Tang hurriedly agreed to go out.
"Boss, these guys have crashed into our store." Tang Lao Er said to Lao Dao, "We have chin beans in their dishes." ”
"You're a pig!" Boss Tang glared at his younger brother, "Don't talk about that kid's weird methods, that is, he eats a bad stomach, and you think we have good fruits to eat?" ”
"yes." Only then did Tang Lao Er remember that this was his own restaurant, and it would be bad if he couldn't open it. "What do you think, boss? If you don't want to teach them a lesson, the evil spirit in your heart will not come out, and you will be sick! ”
"I've already instructed the chef to get them a few specialty dishes." Boss Tang said with a cruel smile on his face, "Let's go to Old Man Liu now and give him a big deal!" ”
Zhang Yunyang and the four of them didn't drink, and they ate quickly. When he wanted to pay, Boss Tang came over, but he didn't want money. "I know that you are a master, and I have been rectified by you, and my brother and I are convinced. This meal is even if we apologize. ”
Since he said that, Zhang Yunyang took Yun Feixue and them to drive away, still thinking in his heart whether to give these two guys something in return.
From the small courtyard of this farmhouse, to the main road, there are more than three miles of road, and this road can only accommodate two cars to intersect. The roadside is covered with tall poplar trees. Just this road is more than three miles long, and there are three bends of more than 60 degrees. There were no street lights on the road, and it was dark.
Zhang Yunyang drove in front, and when he passed the second corner, an old man came out from behind the tree, and Zhang Yunyang hurriedly braked. The car stopped in front of the old man, who had fallen on the road.
"What's wrong with Yunyang?" The two cars behind stopped, and Yun Feixue and Octopus came over and asked. Now the headlights of all three cars are on.
"This old man didn't know what he wanted to do, so he slept in front of my car." Zhang Yunyang knew that this might be the legendary porcelain. His car didn't touch the old man. The old man lay on the ground and groaned one by one.
"Let's get to the hospital first." Yun Feixue knew that there must be something strange about things, but this old man couldn't ignore it.
"Well, I'll take a look at it." Zhang Yunyang said lightly, not taking this matter to heart at all.
When he came to the front of the car, he saw that the old man was observing him with his eyes, and when the old man saw Zhang Yunyang approaching, he hurriedly moaned loudly, covering his calf and shouting that his leg hurt. Zhang Yunyang looked through with the eyes of delusion, this old man's calves couldn't be healthier.
"Where did you get hurt?" Zhang Yunyang asked with a smile.
"My leg, take me to the hospital." The old man's triangular eyes rolled, and he secretly cursed those two fools in his heart, if he didn't come out now, did he fall asleep behind the tree?
"What's the matter, Uncle Liu, what's wrong with you?" Two men in their twenties came out from behind the tree, holding flashlights and bamboo baskets. At first glance, I knew that it was the one who came out to catch the dog, and it was also the larva of the cicada.
"I was hit by a car, you two came just in time, you can't let them go easily." The old man groaned on the ground.
"If you want to leave, it's not that easy." A big bald head waved the flashlight in his hand, "Our people in Liu Zhuang are not easy to bully!" ”
"You two came just in time," Zhang Yunyang stopped Yun Feixue and Octopus behind him, "Let's go to the hospital, and the two of you will also get in the car and go together." ”
The two young men paused for a moment, "We know where you're taking us?" Let's drive to the hospital by ourselves, so let's give 100,000 yuan, and we will return it to you if we can't use it up when we go to the hospital. It doesn't take your boss's time to waste. ”
"We belong to this Liu Zhuang," another Zhong Fen stepped forward, "You can find us in Liu Zhuang at any time." ”
Zhang Yunyang and Yun Feixue both knew what was going on, Zhang Yunyang showed a mocking look in his eyes, "You really dare to speak, I just don't know, such a clumsy trick, you dare to play porcelain, why?" ”
"You dare to say that we are touching porcelain?" The bald head looked hideous, "Originally, I wanted to get two dollars, but now you are not lifting, then I will give you a ruthless one!" Old man Liu doesn't believe it, tell you to get ruthless as soon as you come up, you don't believe that it's going to be troublesome now! ”
The old man on the ground grunted and got up, "If you don't believe it, I'll make some noise." As soon as Old Man Liu lowered his head, it was like Zhang Yunyang's car had hit the front of his car, and looking at his posture, he had to hit his head and bleed.
How do you know that as soon as there is a flower in front of you, you will bump into a soft thing, and when you take two steps back, it turns out that the kid is in the front of the car, looking at him with a smile. Old man Liu knew that this was bumping into Zhang Yunyang's body.
"You're so fast." The big bald head was vigilant. "No wonder you know kung fu."
Zhang Yunyang understood everything as soon as he heard it, these three people must have been instructed to come over. And don't think about it, knowing that this instigator must be Boss Tang.
"Hehe," Zhang Yunyang laughed, this old man had an obscene and arrogant look, and these two gangster-looking guys must be a porcelain extortion gang. Now the old man and the old lady fall to the ground, no one dares to help them, most of them are caused by these people. "I won't do it without teaching you a lesson."
Zhang Yunyang took out the vial containing laxatives from his pocket, and when the three people who touched the porcelain were still thinking about what to do next, they felt a strong wind blowing in their faces, and they opened their mouths to inhale if they didn't need it, who knew that there was a trace of bitter medicine foam into their mouths.
When they knew it was bad, when they wanted to spit it out, they didn't know how to swallow it.
"What did you get into our mouths?" The big bald head said in a panic, "Let's stop their car, Old Man Liu will call someone quickly." ”
Just as they were about to act, a series of noises came from their butts, like the sound of something leaking. Yun Feixue covered her nose and went back to her car.
The bald heads and the three of them only felt a sudden rebellion in their stomachs, and a stream of heat rushed downward. First, some of the gas in the stomach was expelled, and then it was dry. The three of them hurriedly rushed to the side of the road, no longer thinking about blocking the road, why not put it in their pants.
"Let's go, get in the car and go home." Zhang Yunyang smiled lightly, these three people have suffered. "This Tang boss can't let it go, I was thinking about giving him some benefits just now, but I didn't expect this guy to be so ruthless."
"When Yunyang is looking for trouble with this guy, he must call me." The octopus also went back to his car. The crackling sound coming out of the side of the road, as well as the moans that the three guys couldn't help but let out from their stomachaches, made Zhang Yunyang and the three of them drive away in a hurry.