It was reporter Zhang Lu and Luo Qianfan's colleague who called.

Zhang Lu called and got straight to the point: "Are you the film policeman Song Tan?" I'm Zhang Lu, a reporter from Hongcheng Metropolis Daily, Lao Zhang, who unlocked the lock, reported that you want to eat and take a card, and you always pull him to pay for your meals, is there such a thing? ”

Song Xiaobeard covered his mobile phone and asked Luo Qianfan: "Is there a reporter named Zhang Lu in your newspaper?" ”

Luo Qianfan nodded, and Song Xiaofan's face darkened: "**** Mom, it's trouble!" Then he pretended to be polite to the mobile phone: "It's Reporter Zhang, there may be some misunderstanding, I'm still busy here, I'll call you back tomorrow......"

Song Xiaobeard hung up his mobile phone without waiting for him to speak, and slapped the table: "Bastard Lao Zhang dares to sell me!" Camel, Zhang Lu wants to interview me, saying that I want to eat and take cards, what should I do? ”

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Luo Qianfan went to the newspaper office to be full of calculations for three weeks, and when he heard Zhang Lu's legend, he was the person who talked about the most behind everyone, and in the final analysis, it fell on one word: the best! All kinds of superb!

Zhang Lu is twenty-seven or eighteen years old, "sissy" is his most eye-catching feature, wearing a pair of slim and thin leg pants all day long, and his legs must be tight when walking. Carry a small mirror and a small comb with you, and comb your hair in front of them whenever you have time.

When he was in high school, he had long hair and went to the school doctor's office to see a doctor, and the doctor asked him if his menstruation was normal, which almost made him angry and said, "People are men." ”

The legend of slamming the door is even more legendary. The unit will issue oranges on August 15, two boxes per person, and go to a fruit shop to collect them with coupons. It's all boxes of packed oranges, just move away. Zhang Lu was good, opened 10 boxes with a dead face, picked 2 boxes and moved away. Before leaving, he told the owner of the fruit shop that he would take care of his business in the future. The owner of the fruit shop was so angry that he almost stabbed him with a fruit knife.

He borrowed money from everyone, and each time he borrowed no more than ten yuan, seven or eight yuan for the most, and three or five dollars for the less. If he borrows ten dollars, and you give him a hundred, he will not borrow it, because he will have to pay it back if he borrows a big ticket. His purpose is not to borrow, but not to repay. No one cares about ten or eight dollars, and no one will ask him for it without a black face if he doesn't pay it back.

Zhang Lu is still a complete sycophant. I used to work in a daily newspaper, but later I was transferred to a metropolitan newspaper, and I worked in a newspaper group for four or five years, and my writing was still a mess. Write any sudden draft, the first sentence at the beginning is mostly "The reporter braved the wind and rain (or went through difficulties) to come to XX place", most interviews have interview cars, top a fart wind, a fart rain?

Although interviews and writing scripts are not good, Zhang Lu is still very popular, and his trick is to pat himself on the back! Whoever cares about him, he will shoot whomever he wants, shoot Wu Youli, shoot Shang Yunfeng, and shoot which boss he follows, without fear of everyone's eyes.

The way of patting the sycophants is also more special, every morning I pinch a little bit to go to the leader's office to sweep the floor, and then wipe the glass and table, and when I come out, it is generally when the leader enters the door! He positioned himself in the position of a domestic slave, and when he did his work, he naturally wanted to be seen by the leader, and when he moved the leader, he naturally thought of him for any good thing.

It is said that Zhang Lu is also one of the candidates for deputy director of the Social News Department, and he belongs to the key training targets.

It was Zhang Lu who made Luo Qianfan realize that newspapers were the same as officialdom, even if they couldn't do anything, as long as they could make sycophants.

Zhang Lu is okay se. So the most place that my mother goes to is the bathing center, and I also bring a book to a private room, saying that it is the most comfortable thing to read a book in a private room after taking a bath. Fuck it, Miss "Reading" is still pretending to be a sage.

Luo Qianfan entered the newspaper office for three weeks, and his three views were destroyed by him. In addition, as soon as he arrived at the newspaper, he fell into the ground, and he was the one who followed Wu Youli to conspire to frame him, so Luo Qianfan always looked down on him.

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At this time, Zhang Lu called for an interview, which surprised Luo Qianfan. There are a few doubts: What is he doing when he doesn't go to work on Saturday? How did Lao Zhang, who unlocked the lock, contact Zhang Lu? All surnamed Zhang, do they have relatives? But there are many surnames Zhang! Don't......

Luo Qianfan suddenly thought of Wu Youli. Wu Youli said that he wanted to catch Song Tan's handle, could it be that Zhang Lu's interview was deliberately arranged by Wu Youli to take Song Tan's evil?

"Camel, don't be stunned, what should you do? You can't have an accident on the cusp, and once it's exposed, I'll be finished. I'm not like you, I don't have a degree, and if I'm expelled, I'll starve to death. Why don't I find two people to beat Zhang Lu up and ask him to get away for me! Is this okay? Song Tan didn't know how to deal with it at all, waiting for Luo Qianfan to give him an idea.

Lao Kai coaxed: "Violence does not solve the problem, it can only stimulate contradictions, and I want me to invite Zhang Lu to dinner, stuff a red envelope to him, and buy him." ”

Ma Ling said: "What the hell do you all have ideas, why do you have to take a long detour when you have a shortcut?" Camel, Fei Fei, you and Zhang Lu are colleagues, wouldn't it be better to call him not to interview? ”

Hu Feifei said: "I'll call Zhang Lu first and ask, what's going on, who arranged for him to interview?" ”

Hu Feifei couldn't help but dial the phone, and Zhang Lu didn't hear a few words, and Hu Feifei, who was angry, hung up the phone: "This grandson is singing in KTV, and he can't hear a word of what I say." ”

"Oh! Sing? What is the background music? ”

"My grandmother listened to the old songs, my sister sat on the bow of the boat, and the love of the slender man."

Luo Qianfan thought about it, asked Lao Kai's mobile phone to dial Wu Youli's number hands-free, and after connecting, it turned out to be the background music of "Slender Man's Love". Wu Youli yelled on the phone: "Who? Talking? Feed? ”

Luo Qianfan hung up the phone without saying anything, turned his head to Song Xiaozi and said: "What are you afraid of, mustache, you are in trouble, Zhang Lu is just a pawn, I am afraid that Wu Youli is instigating behind the scenes, this guy said, don't let him grab the handle, grab the handle and write you to death." ”

Song Xiaobeard nodded up and down angrily: "**** mother, dare to calculate me!" And Lao Zhang, he doesn't want to do business anymore! Song Xiaobeard dialed Lao Zhang's phone easily, and after dialing for a long time, no one answered, and he was so angry that he almost dropped the phone.

"Camel, in your opinion, what will Wu Youli Zhang Lu do next? What are we going to do? ”

Luo Qianfan said: "Don't panic, let's first confirm one thing: whether the leaders of your office or bureau have received complaints, if this matter has reached their ears, the media will go to public relations, as for how to deal with you, they said that you will be fine, and if you want to be severely punished, you will have to be suspended, you only need to concentrate on public relations leaders." But if your leaders don't know, there is a big mystery in this matter. ”

"What's the mystery?"

"You think, Lao Zhang is a businessman, if he wants to continue the **** business, he will never just complain to the media and ignore your boss! Exposure is not the goal, harmony can make a fortune, can he not understand the truth that he has been doing for so many years? In other words, maybe Lao Zhang has a close relationship with Zhang Lu and Wu Youli. In addition, the media does not ask your unit for an interview but calls you directly, which is a typical way to startle the snake, which is not a normal way for the media to interview. In other words, Wu Youli and Zhang Lu's purpose is not to expose you, maybe there are many other pictures. ”

"Alas, you said so much that I fainted, so what should I do?"

Luo Qianfan said: "In this way, you call the brothers in the office or the sub-bureau, ask if anyone has complained about you, and ask clearly before the next step." ”

Don't look at Song Tanren's tall and big horses, Luo Qianfan is his backbone at the critical moment. He hurriedly made two phone calls, and after putting it down, he smiled: "No! No one complained about me. What's next? ”

Luo Qianfan said: "Wait! ”

"What are you waiting for?"

"Wait for Zhang Lu to call you and make a request. As expected, he'll call to make a request! When the time comes......"

Luo Qianfan said and stopped, and then shook his head and smiled bitterly: "No, I'm afraid Wu Youli's phone will call me." ”

Everyone was confused: "What do you mean?" ”

Luo Qianfan said: "His target should not be you, but me!" He couldn't sleep well with that recording in my hand, and I'm afraid he's going to have to make a deal with me......"

Before the voice fell, the mobile phone rang. Song Xiaobeard hurriedly went to look at his mobile phone, but it was not his ringing, it was Luo Qianfan's. Luo Qianfan looked at the number and snorted: "How is it?" The call is coming! ”

It was Wu Youli who called. Wu Youli's voice was slightly proud: "Brother Qianfan, I guess your good brother Song Tan, who is a traitor, must have contacted you?" ”

Luo Qianfan smiled and said: "Director Wu is clever, that's right, he just called me, saying that Zhang Lu called to interview him, and before he could say a word, your call came, what the hell is going on, Director Wu?" ”

"You're still playing tricks on me? Well, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll say a few more words to you. Zhang Lu received a complaint from a businessman, saying that Song Tan, as a people's public security policeman, did not protect the safety of people's property when he had a gun in his hand, but went to eat and take cards, and asked businessmen to pay for him, right? ”

Luo Qianfan didn't speak, and listened to him continue. Wu Youli's tone was full of pride: "Zhang Lu wants to conduct an in-depth investigation and interview, I can't think about it, Song Tan is your good brother, don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, don't think about him and take care of your face, I should sue you." Brother, do you think I should let Zhang Lu let go of the interview? ”

Luo Qianfan still didn't speak, and Wu Youli said again: "Do you know brother, I'm embarrassed, let's conduct an in-depth interview, once the article is published, Song Tan will at least be suspended, and the police can't do it." Don't interview, Zhang Lu easily dug up the clues, wouldn't it be a pity to give up. I have to press it down and I can't explain it to Zhang Lu? By the way, I just heard about one thing, the public security system is rectifying, and it is on the cusp of the storm, what do you say?

"Actually, Xiao Luo, I think so, Song Tan is just a piece of policeman, it's nothing if the police don't do it, how much money can a public official make, isn't it better to go to the sea to do business and make money every day than to be a policeman? You can sue him, be a security guard at the entrance of the community, and go to the bathhouse to rub people's backs and eat a mouthful of food, right? I've been talking for a long time, are you talking? ”

Luo Qianfan laughed: "Director Wu, it's a pity that you, the dignified director of Hongcheng Metropolis Daily, have no hesitation and go straight to the direction of the gangsters!" Alas, I'm just a trainee reporter, I just want to take root in the Metropolis Daily and eat a mouthful, and I can't help but honor you for some benefits during the New Year's holidays. I'm a shame on you! Don't go around in circles, say, what do you need me to do? ”