Early in the morning, Wu Xie finished washing up and habitually opened the game ring, and the numbers on the virtual screen really scared him.

[Prestige]: 70003

Yesterday, before going to bed, there was only 63001, and I didn't expect that as soon as my eyes were closed and opened, it broke 70,000!

This achievement, Wu Xie did not expect.

How did Wu Xie know that after he slept, the entire Weibo circle was shrouded in news and topics.

News 1: New users of Xiaolang Weibo show their power again, teach you how not to say a dirty word and curse!

News 2: Wu Xie of the School of Broadcasting of Qingjiang University of Communication and Communication has 300 rounds of the Great War Writers' Association, and people don't even dare to fart!

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Topic 1: The highest level of scolding by college students!

Topic 2: I'd rather be beaten to death than scolded by Wu Xie!

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Wu Xie's mobile phone quickly refreshed Weibo, the number of new fans increased by 2,000, and the number of message forwards was tens of thousands, and he almost crashed.

Then he clicked on the comments of netizens, and immediately cried and laughed.

"I've never seen such a bad scolding, hahaha."

"Yesterday, my girlfriend suddenly quit in bed, it was to see your meager life, Wu Xie, you still have my husband and wife life."

"It's so funny upstairs, I brushed Wu Xie while doing that, and my girlfriend blew up. Anyway, it's time for the doctor to go to work, I'm going to the reproductive department for a physical examination! ”

What are the top ten classic quotations of Master Wu Xie; The classic swear words of the scolding godfather Wu Xie will definitely make your opponent vomit blood and die......

A series of scolding quotations and articles condensed with Wu Xie's classics yesterday without dirty words poured in. His Mulan poems, after this battle, also completely detonated the entire Internet, and even established a topic dedicated to discussing poetry by fans.

The popularity of the topic is not high, only more than 10,000 points. But poetry has a small audience, and it is unprecedented to have such popularity on Weibo.

"Wu Xie, stop scrolling Weibo. It's time for class! Qian Wude said after washing.

Wu Xie and Qian Wude went straight to the cafeteria after going downstairs, and the eyes of passers-by along the way made Qian Wude very depressed.

Damn, buddy, did I forget to look in the mirror in the morning, and I'm handsome again. Why are so many people staring at me!

No, they all seem to be paying attention to Wu Xie!

A group of flowery girls stared at Wu Xie and his gang, chattering!

"Did you see it, he is Wu Xie of our broadcasting department, I heard that Yang Wei, the president of the Sailing Literature Society, scolded the ancestral grave so much that it smoked."

"Well, I also watched the Weibo war yesterday. It's so exciting, I heard that it alarmed the school leaders, and the instructor ordered them to delete Weibo. In the morning, I got up and swiped Weibo, Yang Wei's Weibo was deleted cleanly, but the kid didn't delete it at all, and he also wrote a modern poem about Shide. ”

"I'll go, no. That was a wonderful morning. The third class is Shen Feihu's cultural class! ”

The boy next to the girl was suddenly unhappy, and sneered: "That kid is a color embryo, yesterday he admitted in person, he likes to see women's boobs the most, you take it easy." ”

"Something leisurely, anyway, the planet is round, yours is flat, I'm not interested!"

Wu Xie passed by with steamed buns and soy milk fritters, and suddenly left a few people messy in the wind, looking at the chic back, several people were silent for a long time, and finally the girl muttered in shame.

"You are equal, your whole family is flat."

Today, Shen Feihu came to work with dark circles under his eyes, and yesterday he saw Wu Xie Weibo, and he couldn't get through on the phone, so he could only post Weibo, criticizing Wu Xie's words and deeds of not respecting teachers.

How do you know that this information is sinking into the sea, and netizens don't have any birds.

He suddenly felt the gap in his life. Lao Tzu has been playing Weibo for three years, and his fans have just broken 1,000, and this kid has only been playing for a day, and he has nearly 5,000 fans.

The most infuriating thing is that until 10 o'clock, Wu Xie still did not delete those words, and he didn't even give face to the school leaders. This can leave a bad impression on the school leaders, who can't even control their own students!

Such a thorny student has always been a key target for Shen Feihu.

The best way to attack a person is to face the masses and criticize him in public, so that he has no place to be ashamed.

This is Shen Feihu's consistent style.

Nearly 10 minutes before the end of class.

Shen Feihu put down the textbook, glanced at the classroom with sharp eyes, and then snorted heavily, and said, "Students, throughout the ages, respecting teachers and respecting the way is the great traditional virtue of our nation, which has been passed down from generation to generation. But yesterday, someone actually ridiculed the teacher on Weibo, which was a big rebellion. ”

Saying that, Wu Xie's ode to Shi De yesterday was read out by Shen Feihu.

As soon as the poem was finished, the classroom suddenly fell silent, looked at each other, and after a while, they whispered about it.

"Pay attention to Wu Xie's Weibo. The teacher is probably talking about him. ”

"I'll go, classmate Wu Xie is really violent, I can't imagine that looking at Si Siwen on weekdays, he will be so powerful. Yang Wei wasn't really impotent yesterday. ”

"I don't know if Yang Weiyang has impotence, but today, the instructor is going to take Wu Xie under surgery. The show begins, let's not be silent, just watch the show! ”

Qian Wude glanced at Weibo, and the whole person was completely stupid.

Wu Xie is amazing, too powerful.

Yang Wei, a cadre of the school's student union and president of the Literature Club, dared to scold, and the instructor dared to scold; The writers of the Qingjiang Writers Association also dared to fight-for-tat......

"Wu Xie!" Shen Feihu suddenly raised his voice, and his pupils burst out with a terrifying light: "You stand up and explain what happened last night!" ”

"I think yesterday the poem was fine. First of all, we are in a modern society, and the feudal ideology of heaven and earth is unacceptable; Secondly, I'm just talking about some teachers, not you, why are you so excited? ”

Shen Feihu was so angry that his eyebrows were blown!

It's not me, I called you yesterday alone, you don't say I'm a ghost!

Wu Xie didn't seem to see Shen Feihu's resentful and convulsive face at all, and continued: "Hey, the current teacher, tireless teaching has become tireless destruction, and the title of professor has become a beast. ”

Shen Feihu's eyebrows rose 30 degrees, which was a precursor to his anger.

"The professor has become a beast! Haha, classmate Wu Xie is really powerful, and he deserves to be the main fighter of yesterday's Weibo war. Below, a classmate almost clapped his hands, but when he saw Shen Feihu's expression, he immediately shrank down.

"You're unrepentant!" Shen Feihu said secretly, he just wanted to go crazy, but after thinking about it, if he was really mad, wouldn't he really fall into the arms of Wu Xie - there was a problem with his teacher's morality!

Don't you know how to curse and compose poetry! I'll give you the opportunity to do ...... Look for trouble!

"It's not difficult for the teacher to make me a modern poem with the proposition of "Frontier", if you are qualified, I will forgive you for your actions last night! If you don't qualify, you just have to reluctantly apologize to the teacher. ”

Fuck your sister!

Last night, it was clear that you were at fault first, and you beat it up. Now let me compose poems, and apologize if I can't do it?

Fuck your sister, fuck your grandma, a bear!

Play me?

I'll play you to death later!