"Mom! Who is this man? The little boy pointed to the man sitting on the bed~ and asked the young woman with a frown.

"That's your sister's dad, you're going to call him uncle." The young woman's hands that were knitting the sweater paused, and she replied with a reluctant smile.

"Sister?" He opened his eyes. The dream just now didn't act rashly, it's the first time I've become a strange child, since I have the ability, it's all about my previous dreams, haven't I figured out this ability?

"Now the dream is getting stranger and stranger, how can I have a sister?" If only I had a sister. ”

Liu Ying: "It's a good dream, speaking of which, I have a sister and nieces who are in the first grade of primary school." ”

Misg: "Eh! The gods are going to elementary school too! Have the claws of institutional education reached out to the gods? ”

Liu Ying: "I didn't say it yesterday, my sister and niece are ordinary people, I just seem to have a closer relationship with a certain god before a few reincarnations, so I became a salesman of the god company, instead of re-entering reincarnation in a daze." ”

Confession: "Speaking of which, don't you feed on human emotions? How long can you probably support it? ”

Liu Ying: "Lord Wang Lang touched his whole body before he left, only 30 copper, only enough for me to eat for 3 days, this is still Lord Wang Lang's pocket money for a week, it is said that I can only buy a pack of cigarettes to relieve annoyance, no way, Lord Wang Lang's soul mate Lord Zhuge is said to be a very powerful CEO before his death, so Lord Wang Lang is not much money to be managed, according to the emotional ratio, 1000 people watching is equal to 10 copper." ”

Cang: "Lord Zhuge ? It can't be Zhuge Liang."

Liu Ying: "The history of the world is almost the same, it is the Zhuge Liang you imagined." ”

Cang: "Lord Wang Lang is a woman?" Or is Lord Zhuge a woman? ”

Liu Ying: "It's all men, haven't you heard of soul mates?" ”

Cygist: "? ”

Liu Ying: "Hmm. ”

Xi Cang: "Hold the grass, you actually admit it shamelessly!" ”

Liu Ying: "There is a divine love between Lord Wang Lang and Lord Zhuge , is there anything wrong with this?" ”

After thinking about it, he replied a little painfully:

"There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it, but I always feel like if I don't ask questions here, I'll step into a new world with one foot."

"Now that you've discovered the existence of God, haven't you entered a new world?"

"The new world I'm talking about is probably different from what you think" Seeing Liu Ying's natural acceptance of stirring the foundation, he paused for a moment and chose to change the topic:

"It doesn't matter, it's Saturday, what are we going to do now while it's a holiday?"

probably asked about Liu Jie's own work, and Liu Ying immediately gushed out:

"If you want to become a well-known up master, you first have to learn to make big news."

"What's the big news?"

"For example, learn to match the souls of some well-known historical figures, make a promotional video that encourages everyone to find a soul mate, and then get attention."

"Wait, it's so nice, it's just going to propagandize the base?"

Liu Wei snapped his fingers:

"How can the matter of the UP Lord be said to be stirring up the foundation, this is love! This is the ultimate evolution of platonic love! What's more, in the current world, how can anyone care if you don't do it? ”

"Your fallacy is so powerful that you can't do it, be careful that Plato angrily jumps out of the ground to find you desperately."

"How is that possible! Didn't Plato preach spiritual love to the exclusion of the physical? So this is not a change of law to say that the opposite sex is just a breeding race, and engaging in a foundation is the continuation of true love! ”

Looking at the inexplicably fanatical Liu Ying, he spread his hands helplessly:

"In order to make the next days both exciting and exciting, we have to accept your fallacies?"

"How can this be called heresy! This is philosophy ♂! Liu Ying said indignantly.

"Okay, well, philosophy is philosophy, so how do we start?" I don't say much about this matter.

"Since it is an emergency now, let's first use the best way to get started to earn some attention, this time it depends on the ghost animal, first learn to use video software, and then collect the materials used, form a short story in your mind, and make a finished product through the editing and splicing of video software, you will become the author of the ghost animal video at the beginning."

I saw that Liu Ying didn't know when he got three pieces of software and a bunch of materials on the computer, clicked a few times, spliced a bunch of videos and music clips, and then added a bunch of subtitles, and this thing became a ghost music MV! With the theme of wrestling ♂ between men ♂!

After watching Liu Ying suppress and upload the video with a familiar car, Xin Cang asked with a blank face:

"This thing can get a lot of emotion, get a lot of attention, and my life will become so exciting and exciting?"

Liu Ying replied without raising his head:

"This kind of handy work, if 1,000 people can read it, I will burn high incense, and I can barely earn a day's rations, if this kind of handy work is seen by hundreds of thousands of people, it can only mean that you don't know anything about philosophy, so what's the harm if I dance the scissors pot lid dance in front of you when the time comes?"

"Scissor pot lid dance? What is this low-sounding dance? ”

"I almost forgot that the world is different, your world probably didn't appear, don't worry about these for now, let's continue to talk about the scissor pot lid dance. This is invented by several perverted ~ foreign Star Wars fans, the whole body is draped in a Star Wars cloak, and the lower ~ body is hung with a rubber band, and the scissors are also hung with a rubber band under the pan, as long as the double ~ legs are spread to the left and right, and the scissors hit the pan upwards under the tension of the rubber band, and the whole process is dirty, and hundreds of thousands of people have expressed their opinions on this show at that time. ”

"The people of your world really know how to play."

After a while, the cleaned up Cang looked at Liu Ying, who was still trying to be a ghost animal, and decided to go to work first and then come back to continue to discuss, how to make his life exciting and exciting by being a ghost animal. casually said hello to Liu Ying, and was ready to go out.

Liu Ying turned his head from the computer:

"Where are you going?"

"I'll come back and learn this when the coffee shop is finished."

"Okay, wait a few seconds, I'll save this and come back and do it again."

"What are you following? Keep being your ghost animal and get more rations. Do you feel lonely, empty, and cold at home alone? ”

"I've learned to enjoy solitude, but I can't leave your 100-meter range, and I'll be dragged along if you walk 100 meters."

"What's the point of this kind of egg-sore setting?"

Anyway, Liu Ying still followed Wai Cang to the coffee shop, and Wai Cang said hello to the fat boss, then casually put on the girdle on the wall and began to get busy.

Liu Ying carefully sat by the window and stared at the boss, but the boss did not react at all, so Liu Ying observed the entire coffee shop with confidence. It is said to be a coffee shop, but in fact, this shop also sells milk tea, juice, desserts, etc., and most customers do not order coffee.

After all, this is only a third-tier city, coffee is such a thing, people's impression is still in the moon buck, eagle's nest coffee, thinking that coffee is bitter, occasionally someone orders coffee and praises the coffee here and the taste of the moon buck is similar, the boss just smiled, and the boss has long been familiar with the boss's appearance This is probably a slightly mocking laugh.

It wasn't until one day that I asked the boss that I knew that for the boss, this kind of thing was not coffee, at most it could only be regarded as a more bitter banlan root, and there was no difference between it and banlan root after adding sugar, and the boss spent an afternoon introducing coffee to Yicang.

Coffee isn't just bitter, it's more than you might think, such as the African Bean Yirgacheffe, which contains bright and unearthly notes of jasmine, lemon acid, and sweet notes of peach and almond and tea. It doesn't sound like coffee and more of a dessert, but there are a lot of prerequisites for you to enjoy it, starting with beans.

The boss made a very vivid analogy, comparing beans to chicken, if the beans are given a perfect score of 100, 95 to 100 beans are sent to developed countries such as the United States and Canada, as well as a small number of coffee lovers in other countries, they are like ingredients sent into the kitchen of a five-star hotel, and 80 to 94 beans are sent to independent coffee shops.

You can think of these independent coffee shops as relatively popular private restaurants, and the remaining 60 to 79 beans are probably sent to the world coffee chain (Moonbuck), but even so, at least you can still drink the taste inside, but their beans are left for about half a year before they are sold, which is like freshly fried fries left for 1 day and then sold.

In fact, the shelf life of coffee beans is very short, generally only about 14 days, during which the coffee can best taste the flavor contained in the coffee, and the flavor will disappear quickly after 14 days.

The boss used this kind of coffee that had been left for half a year, and he had used coffee that had only been baked for 5 days (sent by mail from abroad), but they all complained that it was too sour, and since then the boss has not considered using good coffee, at most he just buys a little top-quality coffee to drink at home. In the end, the remaining beans of less than 60 cents are either produced and sold in their origins or sent to the Eagle's Nest to make bagged coffee.

Although the boss said that he was dry and said that he would bring some coffee beans from home next time, but it had been almost a month and he had not brought it until now, but he tried to make a cup with a coffee machine, and by the way made a heart-shaped latte art, of course, the bubbles on the surface were a little ugly, but just looking at the love picture is still very good-looking, and he only drank the bitter hot coffee after taking a sip, and it tasted much better after adding sugar.