Chapter 256: Optimistic about a boyfriend
Zhao Chenfei glanced at Chu Feng's finger and said, "Chu Feng Chu Gongzi, I finally know now that you have obviously opened up the space in your body and are still wearing a storage ring. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Do you dare to take out all the clothes in your ring and wash them? ”
Chu Feng didn't say a word, turned around and hugged all the dirty clothes, and went to the backyard to wash them.
Douzi said loudly: "I said that you don't go to the bathroom every day to take a bath, and you are so clean, it turns out that the dirty clothes are hidden." Clothes can be hidden, what do you do yourself? I have heard that the sweat and mud of the man of God can cure all kinds of diseases, do you rub them down when you are empty? Hahaha......"
The four women burst into laughter.
Chu Feng, who was about to cross the threshold of the backyard, stumbled.
Lu Yan, Xiao Jiu, and Zhen Hua looked at Douzi depressedly.
That's a terrible statement.
They don't do laundry, they just don't bother to do these things. How is it possible to have sweat and mud on your body? It's unbearable to have a little filth on your body?
They are usually noble sons in the sect (family), and a group of people around them are waiting, where do they need to do trivial things like laundry! It was only after he became a bodyguard with Douzi that life was so bleak.
Their master and servant laughed. Nangong Yu went up to the roof again, hiding in the shadow of the eaves, snickering. Zixin, she's so different. After calling an ordinary girl, she would have been crying for a long time.
With this experience, Beanzi jumped out again and shouted the wooden man. Not only did their beauties not move, but Zhao Chenfei and the others didn't dare to fan. It will be until the beans shout "lift" that everyone will return to normal.
Of course, Nangong Yu will not deliberately cooperate with her. His task is to ignore the beans. When Chu Feng and the others turned into wooden people, Nangong Yu would retreat.
Even so, the beans played hard.
On this day, in the Ice Palace Office, in the palace master's compound. Nangong Yuzheng was competing with Chu Feng, Xiao Jiu, and Lu Yan, and Zhen Hua sat on the railing with his legs crossed, listening attentively to this competition. Beanzi saw the opportunity and jumped out and shouted at the wooden man.
Chu Feng's difficulty was relatively greater, he only had the heel of his left foot touching the ground, his arms open, his body leaning back into a flat plate, and Nangong Yu's sword was above his abdomen.
Xiao Jiu's long sword was on Nangong Yu's waist, his right foot was on tiptoe, his body was leaning forward seventy degrees, and his left foot was raised.
Lu Yan also leaned back, but he just raised his head back, dodging a blow of ice shot by Nangong Yu, the long sword in his right hand was still being handed forward, and his left hand was only half raised.
This wooden man fixed all of them here, and no one moved. Nangong Yu in the center put away his sword and stood in the middle of the three of them, his face expressionless.
Douzi walked over, ignoring Nangong Yu, and only looked at Chu Feng and the others.
She shook her head. "Chu Feng, what do you mean by opening your hands so open? Xiao Jiu, why is your left leg raised like this, are you going to kick your legs, or do you want to close your feet? I don't understand your posture. Lu Yan, is your left hand ready to shake the hidden weapon? Raise it so high. ”
Douzi just said nonsense, purely to tease them. Just tickle them and she wins.
The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention. Chu Feng, Xiao Jiu, and Lu Yangu were shocked in their hearts, it turned out that they actually had extra movements during the battle! They didn't even notice it.
Douzi grimaced and stuck out his tongue in front of the three of them, and the three of them didn't even blink an eyelid.
It's boring to play with wooden people who are too good at concentration.
The beans turned to Zhenhua. Zhenhua sat on the railing with his legs crossed, he was blind and useless to make grimaces. Douzi took out his phoenix feather hairpin and put the feather in front of Zhenhua's nose.
The soft feathers move in front of Zhenhua's nose with the wind, sometimes gently sweeping over Zhenhua's nose. Zhenhua couldn't support it.
"Ahh A scream rang through the sky.
Douzi looked back and saw a beautiful girl carrying a tray with a teapot and teacups in the tray.
The girl threw the tray abruptly and pounced on the beans, "I'm going to kill you!" ”
Zhao Chenfei jumped out from the side, and as soon as the giant sword was horizontal, it blocked in front of the beans. The four beautiful men refused to rest in shifts because of Nangong Yu, but Zhao Chenfei and the other four women still rested in shifts, and only Zhao Chenfei came out with Douzi today.
"What did you do to them?" The girl's tears were about to fall. Although Nangong Yu put away the sword today, he didn't leave, standing in the middle of the field, and he didn't move. The girl thought that her palace master was also fixed.
Douzi has been in and out of the Ice Palace Office for five or six days, so she naturally knows this girl. She is Zhou Chuchu, the daughter of Zhou Maoxun, and she is also an alchemy genius, who is only sixteen this year.
Zhou Chuchu especially admires Nangong Yu and has always regarded himself as Nangong Yu's personal maid. Every day, I came to help Nangong Yu clean up the room, sweep the dust on the seat, and wipe the futon he often sits. Every now and then make a pot of tea or something. After all, he grabbed an excuse and drilled into the palace master's compound.
"Of course, it was the young emperor who was so powerful that he used the immobilization technique on them!" Beans are intended to tease Zhou Chuchu.
Zhou Chuchu immediately burst into tears. She is good at alchemy, she can't cultivate, and her cultivation is only a general, not to mention Zhao Chenfei, even beans in human form, Zhou Chuchu is not an opponent.
If you can't beat it, you can't save the palace master, what should I do?
Zhou Chuchu suddenly turned around and ran out. "Help! Oh no! Zhou Chuchu screamed with enough milk to eat.
Beanzi was stunned for a moment, then laughed. Zhou Chuchu, this stupid girl, really believed it.
The three Ice Palace God Kings appeared in the compound, and the three of them formed a triangle to surround the beans.
Zhou Maoxun and a disciple of the Ice Palace hurriedly ran over.
When Douzi saw it, the joke became bigger, and he hurriedly said, "Lift!" Cancel. ”
The four-flower beautiful man immediately moved, put away his weird posture, and stood in place, frowning.
The people of the Ice Palace looked at Nangong Yu. Nangong Yu waved at them. "I'm fine, you all go back." Nangong Yu can't tell them that the young emperor is playing children's games with her bodyguards.
The disciples of the Ice Palace receded like a tide. Zhou Maoxun and the three god kings didn't leave, they looked at the beans vigilantly.
The beans put the face up. "What do you mean by that? Do you want to see the local immobilization technique again? ”
Zhou Maoxun and the three god kings were very nervous. The Fixation Technique is an ancient magic technique that has long been lost. Douzi can actually be fixed in the true god and the god king, and he can set so many people at one time, he must have cultivated the immobilization technique to the fullest, and the power is not trivial.
They looked at Nangong Yu worriedly. Nangong Yu waved his hand again. Then they left worriedly.
The news of the Dragon and Phoenix Young Emperor's meeting of the ancient secret technique-fixing technique spread.
Nangong Yu, Chu Feng, Xiao Jiu, Lu Yan, and Zhen Hua all received a lot of inquiries, and even Zhao Chenfei and the other four daughters were pulled by many people to inquire about the truth.
Nangong Yu replied uniformly: "Please don't mention her name in front of me." I refused all talk about her. "If I asked, my friends didn't have to do anything.
Chu Feng, Xiao Jiu, Lu Yan, and Zhen Hua spoke in a unified voice: "I really didn't move at the time, I don't understand whether it's a fixation technique." "Can't you tell the seniors, classmates, and friends of the sect (family) that "we are playing a game of wooden people", and do you want to go out in the future?
Zhao Chenfei's four daughters said: "Oh, those sons were frozen at that time, I don't know what happened." ”
As a result, the Dragon and Phoenix Young Emperor's Immobilization Technique has changed from a joke to a true story.
Emperor Feng was secretive about this.
The gods and emperors of the Demon Domain began to get nervous. The feathers that Emperor Feng gave to the Young Emperor could kill the God Emperor, and if it was combined with the group fixing technique, it would be really fatal. By the way, the young emperor said that her target was not accurate, and when the time came, she threw out a feather, and she didn't know who it would hit on her head, it seems that she not only has to behave well but also ensures that other god emperors are obedient, otherwise she is likely to be robbed.
The powerhouses of the other races began to frown. I always thought that the Dragon and Phoenix Young Emperors were the weakest of the Young Emperors, but now it seems that they are wrong?
When the water demon heard this rumor, he was also quite shocked. Saiying, who had just returned to the sea, decided to enter the Ice Stars again to explore the reality of the beans.
Invisibly, the prestige of beans has risen a lot.
Douzi was also stunned for a long time when he heard such rumors. It seems that there will be nothing to play less wooden man games in the future, otherwise it will be a goof.
Such a trick is worth having, and it must be covered.
If you can't play the wooden man game, the beans will be much more boring.
The four-flower beauty man talked to Nangong Yu, and she couldn't interject at all. What kind of micro-control they are talking about, what kind of heavenly insight, what kind of false moves, what kind of power poles, gods and horses...... Speaking more mysteriously than the Tao Te Ching, beans are like listening to heavenly books, and you will doze off in less than five minutes after listening to them.
When they don't speak, they're cultivating. Their cultivation is even more boring, and all the clay statues of Bodhisattvas seem to be sitting, and their eyelids will not tremble.
Only when Nangong Yu is alchemizing, the beans can also be watched as a magic show for a while. But he only went back and forth a few times, and he got tired of watching too much.
Beans wondered. She was tired of just looking at it. Nangong Yu spends most of his days in alchemy. He won't even get bored, it's just an alchemy machine!
Zhao Chenfei's four daughters couldn't go there well. The four of them worked in shifts to serve the beans, one of them for a day and a night. As long as he is not on duty, he will not see anyone for three days, hide in his room and practice again.
Isn't it fun to sit like that all day? Can this also be called life? Beanzi deeply saddened their outlook on life.
The boring beans made Zhao Chenfei place a swing frame in Nangong Yu's palace master's compound, and went up to shake a few times if he was fine. She originally set up a table tennis table to play table tennis, but Zhao Chenfei, a fierce girl, didn't know where to hit the table tennis ball when she came up, so she didn't have to play.
Beans can only hang themselves on the swing and eat snacks while reading novels. One of her four fierce female "maids" will always follow her for a long time, saying that she is afraid that she will fall and fall.
Two women, one big and one small, riding on the swing rack back to back, hanging the swing together, reading novels with their mobile phones in their hands, and eating snacks together, which is also very warm.
"Feng Xinyue, you get down with me!" Zhou Chuchu crossed his waist with one hand on the swing frame, and pointed to Feng Xinyue in mid-air with the other. Zhou Chuchu didn't dare to shout at the beans, so he could only shout Feng Xinyue.
Feng Xinyue ignored Zhou Chuchu, still swinging the swing very high and flying with the beans.
Douzi took his eyes off the phone screen and looked down at Zhou Chuchu. At the same time, she also saw a few pieces of melon seed shells fluttering down and landing on a stone table next to her.
It was nothing, but now there was a pot of tea on the stone table, and a tray of beautiful teacups. Several teacups are filled with melon seed shells.
The Ice Palace Office's defensive array is not strong enough to get rid of this garbage and debris. The formation here does not have a formation spirit, it has no intelligence.
Douzi looked at the melon seeds in his hand that had not been knocked over, quietly picked up the melon seeds, and at the same time slammed Feng Xinyue behind him with his elbow. Feng Xinyue looked back at the beans, followed the beans' gaze and saw the teacup on the stone table, but she didn't take it seriously, took a sip, and spit out a few pieces of melon seed shells.
Seeing that Feng Xinyue dared to continue knocking, Douzi didn't panic. She also continued to knock melon seeds and continue to spit out melon seed shells.
Zhou Chuchu jumped in anger below, but he was helpless. This little girl is actually quite simple, she doesn't scold at all, let alone use foul language. She put the teapot in the tray, picked it up and ran into the room crying.
"Palace Master, look...... They ...... "Zhou Chuchu took the evidence and complained in front of Nangong Yu. Nangong Yu, who was alchemizing, glanced at Zhou Chuchu, who was crying with pear blossoms and rain, and said, "Don't pay attention to it." A new set of tea sets is. ”
"But this tea said that I had just cooked it, and Emperor Saiying Shao would arrive soon, and it was too late to cook it again. Also, they made a yard full of fruit peels, wouldn't the young emperor of Saiying laugh at us when he saw it......"
"It doesn't matter." Nangong Yu said indifferently, "When the young emperor of Saiying arrives, he will welcome him to the east courtyard, and I will come later." ”
"Okay." Zhou Chuchu withdrew with tears in his eyes, looked at the two women on the swing frame and glared fiercely. The beans are so hateful that the palace master can't give the young emperor Saiying the wind in the main courtyard, and he has to move to the east courtyard. I don't know if Emperor Saiying will be unhappy.
Douzi looked at the back of Zhou Chuchu leaving, a little weak-hearted.
It didn't take long for Douzi to see Nangong Yu walk out of the room and go straight out of the courtyard door.
Lu Yan, one of the four beautiful men, actually ended his cultivation, stood up, and went out with Nangong Yu.
"Sister Xinyue, hurry up, let's keep up with Nangong Yu." Douzi intuitively felt that Nangong Yu was definitely not on business, otherwise Lu Yan would not have followed. Probably it's something fun.
Feng Xinyue put away her mobile phone, and with a little force, she stopped the swing rack, hugged the beans, and jumped off the swing together.
As soon as the beans landed, they trotted and kept up with Nangong Yu. Feng Xinyue looked at the melon seed shells all over the ground, and didn't care about cleaning them up, so she hurriedly followed the beans. When Chu Feng, Xiao Jiu, and Zhen Hua saw that Douzi was gone, they also ended their cultivation and followed.
The East Courtyard is very lively.
Sai Ying sat on the main seat of the guest room with two mermaid maids and two water demon god emperors. Xingchen and Minglu sat on her side, and Zhou Maoxun and the three god kings of the Ice Palace accompanied her on the other side.
Nangong Yu and Lu Yan walked in, and a room of people and demons all got up to greet each other, only Saiying continued to sit upright.
"Nangong Yu has seen the Young Emperor Saiying." Nangong Yu stepped forward to salute. This time is different from the last time Saiying visited Hanbing Garden at night, the last time Saiying was an uninvited guest, and Nangong Yu saw himself; This time, Saiying paid an official visit and met the Palace Master of the Ice Palace. Nangong Yu will not lose the due courtesy.
"Lu Yan has seen the Young Emperor Saiying." Lu Yan also stepped forward to salute.
As a water elemental creature, although Lu Yan has been living in the Federation, he has a natural affinity with the water demons. In fact, the vast majority of water elemental beings are on the side of the water demons. This time, Sai Ying came to visit the Ice Palace and also sent an invitation to Lu Yan. Lu Yan will come over.
Saiying's idea was naturally to bring Lu Yan back to the water demon camp.
The beans that followed did not immediately go in. She ran out of the window first, looking out of the half-open window. At this glance, I saw that the beans only rushed to the door of the brain.
Saiying got up and went to help Nangong Yu, but Nangong Yu didn't wait for her to help, so she stood up straight first.
The main seat is two chairs, and the two chairs directly place a carved coffee table. Saiying had already sat on the left, and she raised her hand to signal Nangong Yu to sit on her right hand.
Nangong Yu walked over and staggered past Sai Ying, Sai Ying raised his hand to help Nangong Yu's arm, Nangong Yu turned slightly to one side, and Sai Ying's fingers brushed Nangong Yu's sleeve.
It's unbearable! Actually conspired against my boyfriend in front of Ben Shaodi?
The beans rushed in like a whirlwind. Without giving others a chance to react at all, Douzi moved a chair from the space in his body, put it in front of the small coffee table in the main seat, sat facing the wall, supported his cheeks, and looked at Nangong Yu.
The four-flower beauty and Feng Xinyue, who came in later, didn't know where they should stand. Under normal circumstances, whether they are standing or sitting, they must be behind Douzi, but Douzi is now sitting with their backs to everyone, they can't also stand over, wouldn't they treat Nangong Yu and Saiying as strict, so that Xingchen and these people can only look at their backs?
Zhou Maoxun and other Danmen high-level officials all smiled bitterly. The Dragon and Phoenix Young Emperor is always so unexpected.
The main seat is naturally facing the door against the wall, and one person sits on one side of the coffee table. The others sat on either side as a sign of respect.
If the Young Emperor of the Dragon and Phoenix is absolutely noble, his identity is noble. She wants to sit in the main seat, let Nangong Yu get up, and sit by herself, this is the standard mode. Be sure to let Emperor Saiying get up and let her sit, this is the battle mode.
But the Young Emperor of the Dragon and Phoenix moved a chair and sat in the middle by himself, showing everyone the back of the head, what kind of trouble is this?
The two mermaid maids brought by Sai Ying stood beside Sai Ying, looking at the beans dumbfounded. Sai Ying brought the two God Emperors to get up in unison, glared angrily, and released a powerful aura, wanting to use the God Emperor's coercion to oppress Douzi, but Douzi did not react.
Xingchen and Minglu glanced at each other. Minglu couldn't help laughing, and Xingchen shook his head with a wry smile.
The four-flower beautiful man finally chose to sit down next to Xingchen Minglu. Only Feng Xinyue knew that her identity and cultivation were low, and there would be no seat for her here, so she stood behind the beautiful man with four flowers.
"Young Emperor of Dragon and Phoenix, are you cultivating with a cheeky skin?" Sai Ying smiled enchantingly and sneered, "Uninvited, without your seat, you can still carry your own chair to sit empty." If I were you, I would be ashamed and angry, and I would kill you. The cheeky kung fu of the Dragon and Phoenix Young Emperor is really breathtaking. ”
Douzi turned her head to look at Saiying, she wanted to say: You are here, you don't come to see me, but you are behind my back to see my male pet, is Saiying Young Emperor consciously lowly and unworthy of seeing me, or is this not an official visit but a secret song?
But as soon as these words came out, while hitting Sai Ying, it also hit Nangong Yu.
The one who was hurt the most was definitely Nangong Yu. The identity of the moon demon male pet is Nangong Yu's biggest pain point.
If others step on it, Nangong Yu may be able to barely endure it. If the beans step on it, Nangong Yu will definitely be in pain.
Douzi pretended to be stupid and said: "Young Emperor Saiying, Yu is my boyfriend, his family is my family, I came to see him, do I still need to be invited?" Is there such a rule in your waters? Young Emperor Saiying, do you need permission to see your husband first? Tsk, then you, the young emperor, are not as good as other people's concubines. My Majesty's concubines go to see our Majesty, and they don't need to be invited by Your Majesty. ”
Sai Ying sneered: "But anyone with eyes can see what the attitude of the Nangong Palace Lord towards you is, doesn't the Young Emperor of the Dragon and Phoenix know it?" ”
Douzi said: "Are you married, Young Emperor Saiying?" How many children do you have? ”
Saiying's face changed slightly.
A mermaid maid said: "Your Highness Yunying is not married......"
Douzi said: "It turns out that I haven't gotten married yet, how can I like to take care of other people's things like three aunts and six mothers-in-law?" Young Emperor Saiying, you are here today specifically to take care of the family affairs of this young emperor? ”
Sai Ying's delicate face was slightly red, and she said angrily: "I naturally came here to discuss important matters with the Ice Palace, and I annoyed the Young Emperor of Longfeng to avoid one or two. ”
"Avoid one or two, avoid one or two." Bean pulled out two balls of cotton and stuffed them into his ears, and raised his hand to point to his ears. "One, two! I avoided both ears. Emperor Saiying, you're busy, I want to take a good look at my boyfriend. Douzi turned his face and looked at Nangong Yu carefully.
Nangong Yu's cold face was like an iceberg, his eyes were looking straight ahead, not looking at the beans or Saiying, as if everything had nothing to do with him. He is the 10,000-year-old ice on the high mountain, how far and far away from this world, all the trivial things in the world cannot shake him in the slightest.
As for how much he wanted to laugh in his heart, only he knew.
Saiying looked at Nangong Yu, hoping that Nangong Yu could speak out to drive away the beans, so that she could win without a fight. But Nangong Yu and Binggong Yigan and others all turned a blind eye to Douzi's rogue behavior.
If Douzi wasn't the Dragon and Phoenix Young Emperor, Sai Ying would kill her immediately. The bean was right in front of her, and she could cut off the bean's head with just a lift of her hand.
"Dragon and Phoenix Young Emperor! You deceive people too much! Sai Ying stood up proudly. Douzi still had his back to Saiying, his elbows rested on the coffee table, his hands on his cheeks, and he looked at Nangong Yu.
"Beans! Let's due! Saiying threw out the blood-colored battle flag.
Beans still hasn't looked back.
"Bang!" Sai Ying slapped the coffee table violently. As if frightened, Douzi turned his head to look at Sai Ying in surprise.
"Bean, I'm going to duel with you!" Sai Ying reiterated again.
"What?" Beanzi pointed to his ear, "What did you say?" I can't hear you. You just talk, don't slap the table, don't affect my appreciation of my boyfriend. After speaking, she turned her head and continued to look at Nangong Yu with her hands on her cheeks.
Saiying's chest rose and fell violently. Can just a small ball of cotton hinder her hearing? Who believes?
Zhou Maoxun saw that if he continued to make trouble, he might really want to fight. The two young emperors fought on the bat, but they couldn't fight in the Ice Palace. The Ice Palace can't afford to be plagued by this fish pond.
"Your Majesty Saiying, since the Young Emperor of Dragon and Phoenix has avoided it, in the old man's opinion, why don't we talk about business first?" Zhou Maoxun said.
Zhou Chuchu, who was standing beside Nangong Yu, brought up the two cups of tea that had been prepared a long time ago, one was placed in Saiying's hand, and one was placed in Nangong Yu's hand.
Obviously, there were three people sitting on the side of a coffee table. Zhou Chuchu only put two cups of tea. (To be continued.) )