After receiving the great god Meng Po of the underworld, Chang'e hurriedly walked out of the door.

Recently, there have been too many great gods in her Guanghan Palace, and she can't afford to offend many people.

At the gate of Guanghan Palace, the great god Wu Gang was about to break in with an axe.

Fairy Chang'e stopped him: What are you doing here? Don't you know that it's full of female dependents?

Wu Gang: Fairy Chang'e, the Lun family also wants to fry Jinhua.

Watching these fairies go in and out every day, Wu Gang's gluttony was also seduced.

Fairy Chang'e: Hmph, don't you love your osmanthus tree the most?

For thousands of years, Wu Gang has been like a fool and on the osmanthus tree trunk at the gate of the Moon Palace.

But the strange thing is that until now, this stupid guy has not cut down the osmanthus tree.

Wu Gang: I can swear to the lamp, I only have you in my eyes.

In order to be able to go in and fry the golden flower, this guy also fought hard.

Fairy Chang'e:, I don't know about you yet, you've been waiting for that guy for so many years.

Wu Gang was silent, picked up the axe and went to cut down the tree without saying a word.

Chang'e's words spoke of the pain in his heart.

When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, the single's heart was cold. When will you have a friend and share Chanjuan with me?

Every immortal has a story, but his Wu Gang's secret can't be humanized to outsiders.

Chang'e was furious: "Wu Gang, everyone in the world says that I am greedy for longevity and bear Houyi, but I don't know that the elixir is actually used to save your life, as a rotten girl, I have no complaints, but what is the point of me and his efforts like this!" ”

For this stupid person who couldn't hold back a word for a long time, Chang'e was also drunk.

For thousands of years, everyone thought that she and the great god Hou Yi were a couple.

However, the truth of the matter is not like this at all.

The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it.

In fact, Chang'e's favorite was Wu Gang back then.

Helplessly, the falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, and the flowing water has no intention of falling in love!

In the end, Chang'e sadly found that the two of them were a couple.

The man put down the axe: "Do you think I want to!" He is Hou Yi who can shoot the sun, but I have no anus! ”

Wu Gang's heart at the moment is not to mention how aggrieved, he has been hiding in the Guanghan Palace for thousands of years and has not gone out, because he is afraid to see his good friend Houyi Dashen.

As for the story between Chang'e and the three of them, this is a long story, but it is extremely bloody.

In a word, Chang'e is a third party, Wu Gang and Hou Yi are true love (pure spoof, don't spray if you don't like it).

Friends walk together for a lifetime, a chrysanthemum, a quilt, a moan, a library!

But he has no anus, and the concubine can't do it.

Fairy Chang'e: But I don't care, what I like is you.

Wu Gang: But I care, I don't want to be a straight man, people want to give Hou Yi a monkey.

Chang'e: Your uncle, you dead ladyboy, don't say I know you, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon.

Chang'e vomited wildly, she really didn't expect that this man who loved her life would have such ambitions.

This also explains why the Jade Emperor would reassure Wu Gang and let him guard the Guanghan Palace.

Because of this secret, the big boss of Heavenly Court has known it for a long time.

Wu Gang sighed: Alas, you actually don't understand my sadness? It's like the day doesn't understand the darkness of the night, life is lonely.

Chang'e was furious: You get out of here, keep rolling ......

Unexpectedly, this time, Wu Gang was also quite arrogant, and when he heard Chang'e's words, he picked up the axe and left immediately.

Fairy Chang'e panicked, after all, she had loved this man for thousands of years.

Chang'e: What are you going to do when you come back?

Wu Gang smiled indifferently: You let me go, I'll get out. You asked me to come back, sorry, get out of here.

There is a good saying, when you come out to mix, your wife will have to change sooner or later!

I allow you to come into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around my world.

Even if I'm a glass, I'm dignified.

Please don't put my tolerance for you, on the spot you shameless capital

Chang'e: Okay, you win, the Lun family won't mess with you anymore.

Nima, I bear it, after all, she can't live without Wu Gang's protection now.

Men don't take women's tolerance of you as your fucking shameless capital!

One day the old lady will throw off your glass, Chang'e scolded secretly in her heart.

I'm not a stinking watch, I'm a good girl who Nima with a mouthful, you old glass.

Fairy Chang'e is completely dead, and she can only deeply sympathize with this guy.

Wu Gang picked up the axe and continued to cut Gui, he had said enough on this day.

At this moment, Heavenly Court's Wandering Spirit Officer suddenly flew in from a distance.

You Yilingguan's shrill voice came: The Jade Emperor has a will, and Fairy Xuan Chang'e will meet you.

You Yiling Guan, the herald of the Heavenly Court, was ordered by the Jade Emperor Heavenly Realm Divine Official, and traveled back and forth to the Three Realms.

It is to convey the orders of the Jade Emperor everywhere, up to heaven and to hell.

To put it in layman's terms, this guy is a father-in-law in the world.

Fairy Chang'e couldn't help asking: Father-in-law, what is the Jade Emperor looking for me?

You Yiling Guan glanced at Chang'e and said, "This miscellaneous family is not clear."

Chang'e hurriedly stuffed the two elixirs to You Yiling Guan.

There is a saying that the king of Hades is easy to provoke, and the little ghost is difficult.

For the group of close servants in front of the Jade Emperor, many people are extremely stammered.

As the saying goes, it is better to offend a gentleman than a villain.

The most important point is that there are people in the court who are good officials and are convenient for themselves.

Sure enough, You Yi Lingguan looked at the elixir in his hand, and the smile on his face became even brighter.

He lowered his voice and said: It is said that the Jade Emperor secretly met with many immortals in the Jade Palace today, and the most important point is that his old man is very unhappy today.

Just this sentence can be worth ten thousand gold, and Fairy Chang'e couldn't help but fall into contemplation.

You Yi Lingguan: Fairy, let's hurry over, don't let the Jade Emperor and his old man wait in a hurry.

Fairy Chang'e rushed to the Jade Palace with a stomach full of questions.

The Jade Emperor Palace of the Heavenly Court is the apse of the Jade Emperor, and without the will of the Jade Emperor, even the Queen Mother of the West cannot be seen at will.

Speechless, completely speechless, the Jade Emperor was completely speechless for the first time in history.

The Jade Emperor was also tired, tired, sleepy, annoyed, angry, and angry......

This time, the [Danyuan Conference] made the Jade Emperor really annoyed.

Yuan Shi Tianzun became the biggest winner, which was the last thing he wanted to see.

The current Heavenly Court is nominally, although he is still the king of immortals.

But no one knows better than him that many of the current Heavenly Court's strengths are ready to move, and all kinds of immortals harbor evil intentions.

Taishang Laojun, Primordial Tianzun, Zhenyuan Daxian and a few of them, each of them is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

There are also the four heavenly emperors, princes from all walks of life, and these wall grasses have to be guarded against.

Take the Chaos Soil as an example, if anyone can follow the clues, find the legendary Ten Ancient Artifacts.

Then he, the throne of the Lord of Heavenly Court, really can't do it.

Therefore, now he is also constantly arranging his back hand, and how to unify the Three Realms is what he is most concerned about.